It's been a long time hasn't it readers? Now it's time to finally jump into Tiffany's relationship! I'm still developing this story as I go along, so please bear with me if it seems like this one is virtually shorter than the rest. It's only an introductory chapter to her supposed love interest. Enjoy!
When love forms between two human beings, who's usually the one who set up the two lovebirds in the first place? Love fairies. Love fairies are the protectors of Passion, Flirtation, Talent, Sensitivity, Joy, Romance, Sentiment, and most of all, Sexuality.
Love fairies are the ones that unite man with woman, keeping the intimate, sexy fire alive between couples with their magical abilities, playing the ultimate game of "Cupid". One particular love fairy is way too damn good at her job. Though she might've messed up a few times over the course of a couple months, she's incredibly dedicated and is willing to throw everything on the line in order to turn little, thirsty boys, into confident, babe-bangin' grown ass men. Her name…as ridiculous as it sounds, is Kyu Sugardust.
Though in recent memory, Kyu has explored the "Other" side of sex & love, after such a successful relationship with her former client Trey Davidson, he's now much happier with his new girlfriend. The lovely Kyanna Delrio. Kyu's walking down a brand new avenue, and this Avenue might just be bringing something a lot more interesting than just sex. Now let's see what happened to Kyu after her successful attempts to get Trey laid.
Kyu's Perspective
*sigh* ….The sun feels way too good right now. I feel like a plant just growing its roots. If I was a tree…I'd be the sexiest damn tree in the entire park baby! That's actually where I'm at right now, relishing in the glorious warmth of the sunlight, welcoming me with its sunshine for a job well done.
It's weird though, I felt strangely happy about Trey's relationship. I mean shit, I wanted the guy to bang a bunch of girls, not go to seclusion island! But I couldn't help myself, I was proud of the work I had done. Maybe it was because Trey felt happy as well, because he wasn't as much of an asshole as James was. So if he's happy, then I'm happy!
And what of little old me? Well I'm just taking a nice walk in the park. Hey love fairies have to relax sometimes too. We're not always jumpin' on Jocks & getting guys rocks up all the time. We're magic, but we function mostly like humans. I mean…. We have penises and vaginas too. So if my va-jay-jay needs to relax, then I should relax. I switched outfits this time though as it was kinda hot outside, but it was slowly growing colder and colder, almost like winter!
God I fuckin' hate winter! It's super cold, There's a bunch of snow falling down, the trees empty and their leaves and look like dogs that have just been bathed and skinned alive, It's fucking cold, all of the cute guys stay inside, all of the cute GIRLS bundle up and show no skin, it's fucking cold, People put out they're Christmas decorations way out of season in like the fall (Insert shameless plugin for last chapter here), Kids always throw snowballs! There's fucking ice everywhere to the point where you slip on the shit! Don't even get me started on black & Yellow ice, Ugh talk about gross, giant ass icicles kamikaze your ass reigning death from above, TRAFFIC, and ALL of the crappy, lame looking sweaters, because it's MOTHERFUCKING COLD!
*clears throat* I like summer better, but I digress.
As I'm simply walking through the park in my white outfit with pink straps, a glittery pink bow with a heart choker necklace, black shorts and stockings with white high heels on, some guy who doesn't watch where he's walking bumps into me!
"OW!" Shit, I fell on my hot ass. He had bumped into me and seemingly fell on his own. "Hey buddy! How about keeping your eyes open next time?!" I got up and dusted myself off. "You should be more careful…. Jeez." I said to him while dusting myself off.
"Aww I'm sorry about that. You cool?" He said to me as I looked at him. "Yeah I'm pretty good- "HELLO. He's a HUNK of man! HOLY SHIT, SEX-BOB-BOMB ALERT! Kyu knows who she wants to take her home!
He blinked like, twice and looked at me with these gorgeous yellow eyes, he also had long blue hair, wore a black Leather Jacket and blue sunglasses, grey pants and white dress shoes. Dude….dress game on POINT right now.
I just blinked back at him and blushed profusely….I've NEVER seen a guy this cute. Seriously he was so cute that he kind of made me…. "OH uhhh…... Crap."
"What? What's wrong?"
"I think I just watered the plants. My roots are totally expanding right now." I'm not telling you what that means. Figure it out for yourselves.
"Hahahahha. That's pretty funny." Ok, now we're back on course captain hot-ass.
"Oh, well I am a pretty funny gal. Thanks." I got up and just dusted myself off. "Sorry about bumping into ya'. I was just taking in the glorious sun, it's perfect for my skin." Natural sunlight can actually make a person feel really good. It's weird, but strangely true.
"Guess that's what you meant when you said, "I just watered the plants."?" He said back to me.
"Uhhhhhhh… not exactly. Heheh…." I rubbed my head and a nervous drop of sweat dropped down my forehead. Gotta keep my cool, so I instantly perked up.
"Well, you're already a cute looking girl, even with that pink hair. Take care of yourself." And with that he left. I just watched the guy leave for some reason. I blinked twice in confusion, wondering why I just decided to let him leave. Normally I would jump on a chance to hop onto some hot dick like that! But today…..
"He was a weird one….." I said out loud. Suddenly, I got a ringing in my pocket, and I take out my trusty, lusty Huniebee. It says that Venus wants me to go right back to Sky Garden for my next assignment.
Aw yeah baby! Can I say Promotiooooon? Time to claim my next victim. Hehe, nah I'm just fucking with you guys. My job is to earn several men, and SOMETIMES *cough* thoughunfortunatelynotinthisfanfiction *cough* women too, they're man/women cards. The FUN way!
Venus's Perspective
I've been waiting FOREVER for Kyu to come back. I recently heard she did a fine job on her mission to earn Trey Davidson the lovely lass he has on his arm right now, and I not only wish to congratulate her, but also give her a much harder assignment. One that'll test her true abilities to mold a boy, into a man. That last one was too easy for her, considering the man from before only had issues to work out with his ex. This next assignment I'll give her will be the ULTIMATE test. If she can manage to land this boy a lovely young lady…. I'll be incredibly impressed.
"My lady! Your loyalist, right hand fairy is making her way here as we speak! I just got off the phone with her." Once again coming from the mouth of my adorable assistant Kamadeva. She just alerted me that Kyu is on her way.
"Yes I know Kami, I'm waiting for her as we speak. I've got something juicy in mind for her." I say with a hint of suggestiveness in my voice.
Kami just blushes and asks "Uhm….wh-what do you have in mind my lady?" She asks while tensing up.
"Oh nothing special…. Just a "Reward" for her efforts. She's a hard worker, and as a hard worker she needs to be "Worked" even harder. She seems to like putting gin work whenever I give her the good stuff." Her face was turning so red, like an apple! Hahahah… she's so adorable.
"UHM…O-OK MY LADY." Oh my…... steam's starting to come out of her ears now, maybe I should stop.
"Uhm… Kami? Are you alright? Your emitting more steam than a sauna." I asked her, actually concerned.
"I'm fine my lady! Nothing's wrong! Excuse me but I have to leave now!" And then she runs out of the room. Awwwww… party's over already? Oh well. She'll be back.
But as Kami left and ran out of the door, a young man stepped in and stopped the door from closing. He opened it back up and entered my throne room.
"My lady Venus, I have arrived like you asked." The young man said before me.
"Ahhhhh… yes my hardest working male love fairy. You've been quite a naughty one haven't you? "I asked the young man. He bowed before me in an apologetic way, still keeping his natural cool.
"I apologize my lady, you know I do my very best every time. Trying to aim for a promotion to god is hard work of course." He's got a big dream ahead of him that he can become a god. I believe in him, but he has a LONG way to go before he can accomplish such a feat along my level.
"Of course it is. Now are you ready for your next assignment?" I ask him one last time before he came back up and looked straight at me. His hair was blue, his eyes were yellow, and his name was Eros. My best, and quite possibly most handsome love fairy.
Kyu's Perspective
Ok! So now I'm back ladies & gentlemen, MAN what a trip. Going from earth to the Sky Garden is harder than you think, but man is it fun. Coming down from the pink sky, I fly right to Venus's castle in the distance, waving to most love fairies who say "Hi". Because this sexy bitch is popular around here boys n' girls. *Wink Wink*
Anyways, I'm gonna skip the whole spiel about the knight guards with the heart axes because, you guys already know how that song n' dance goes.
" BAWK! BAWK BAWK BAWK! "One of the knights said as I walked in. "OH MY GOD! How could you?!"
"Have fun with your new cock boyfriend! Hahah!" I turned one of the guard's heads into that of a chicken. Don't worry it'll wear off in a couple of minutes. At this point, they've Gotta know just to let me in.
Anyways, I'm walking straight down the corridor towards Venus's throne room, it's really far down the hall which is a hassle, but hey it's good exercise right? There's also someone else walking down the hall as well.
I had my eyes closed and I was humming the main theme to the Ice Rink as I walked. Y'know the one from the Huniepop Soundtrack? C'mon guys you know that's the best song on there. But suddenly as I'm walking…
"OW!" The asshole bumps into me! That's like the 2nd time today! I fell to the ground on my butt and said "Hey watch where you're going you jerk-" I look up from where I was planted on the ground and saw the same guy from before….except…..
"Wait a minute…I know you….You're the same guy I bumped into before!" He's a love fairy?!
"What are you doing here?! You didn't tell me you were a love fairy!" I asked him, he offered his hand to help me up.
"Well sorry I didn't give you the memo. You never asked." His face was so…. Bright and welcoming. It made me feel…. strange. but I took his hand and he helped me up.
"Fancy meeting you here, you going to talk to the big-breasted boss man too?" He said with a pleasant tone of voice.
"Yeah…. Wait did you come from Venus's throne room too?" I asked him.
"Yeah I did. She just gave me my next assignment, a blonde girl down in Dawnwood, real looker too. They say that blondes have more fun, so this should benefit both parties involved." He said with his hands in his pockets.
"Oh really? What're you gonna do to her?" I ask with this sort of drooling look on my face. I LOVE blondes. They're kinda stupid, but SOOOOOO much fun to be around.
"Hey whatever I do, I keep it private. But I will tell you this, she's a cheerleader, and I'm gonna get her to cheer the name of the lucky guy I set her up with straight until mornin'!" We shared a laugh, I like this guy!
"Hahahahah. You're alright, my name is Kyu." I introduce myself.
"Nice to meet you Kyu, I'm Eros. The one love fairy aiming to become a god someday." That actually made me blush a bit. A GOD?
"A…A god?" I asked him looking at him with a straight face.
"Yeah. It's not for the bitches though, it's because spreading love is one hell of a sexy pastime for me. And if I don't do it better than anyone else, then what kind of love fairy would I be? Anyways, I gotta get started on my assignment, I'll see you later Kyu!" And with that…he was off.
What just happened? I just watched him walk away with his hands in his pockets…. I don't know what came over me that made me just…... SHUT OFF like that, but he is insanely cute, charming, and ambitious to the core. I think I know who I wanna fuck tonight.
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Anyways we finally get to Venus's throne room, and I enter through the main doors. Seems like she was waiting for fuckin' ever.
"Kyu! About time you finally made it. What took you so long?" Venus asks with her sexy long legs folded sideways on her throne.
"Well flying from earth, traveling through space, jumping into hyperspace and flying tons of light years all the way to heaven isn't exactly a trip to the gas station my lady." I said while walking inside of the throne room.
"You flew here? Why couldn't you just teleport here?"
"Where's the fun in that?" I'm no daredevil, but I like having fun. Dodging meteors and shit like that, flying without gravity inhibiting your flight control, THAT shit is fun. Plus, the feeling you get when flying at such great speeds is like riding a rollercoaster when it drops at the top of a lift hill. That "Tickle" in your pants feels SO good….
"Well…..Alright I agree with you there. But you're here now so that's all that matters. Anyways, I commend you on your successful assignment with Trey. This definitely makes up for the fiasco that happened with James." She said while looking on with approval.
I bow before my goddess, "I aim to please my lady! So what's next?! And gimme somethin' good!" Eager beaver I know.
"Slow down there little love fairy. I've got your next assignment, but first you must take a small walk with me. I must tell you something that I think you'll find useful on your next assignment." Wait what? Another lesson?! UGH! Can't I just jump right in? Geez….
"*sigh* Seriously? Well alright." So without question, Venus got up off her throne and we walked outside to the fountain of youth. This is how we love fairies never really age. Whenever we feel like we're aging too fast, we just drink from this endless, gorgeous pink fountain and BOOM! Young n' sexy again! I've been alive for over 300 years. Did you guys seriously think I kept up this sexy visage naturally?
We stop right at the fountain and take a drink from it with our hands. "Now Kyu, I know that you think that most of what we do revolves around sex." She started to say as I was still drinking. I opened one eye and looked at her, stopping my drinkage.
"Well yeah! Sex is the most fun way to bring two people together. Everyone loves sex! Who doesn't?" I say to her.
"Most of the clients you've worked with have a natural desire for sex. That's human nature Kyu, most human beings, whether they be boys or girls have an animalistic instinct that drives them to crave human skin-on-skin contact. But bear in mind I said "MOST" clients, not ALL clients." Eh?
A question mark appeared over my head. "Well… I know not ALL humans are sex-craved perverts. I just focus on the ones that are." I said back to her.
"Yes, which is why for your next assignment, you're going to be working with something a little different." Different? What the hell did she mean by-…. OH GOD WHY?!
"What do you mean by different?" I asked her. She just raised her hands and the fountain of youth started to split apart! Not the stone obviously, I'm talking about the water. This fountain was seriously huge and spat out an enormous amount of water, to the point where it was almost like a waterfall. She managed to somehow make it split apart, when she says goddess she really fucking means it.
I was taken aback by Venus's power, but a pink light started to shine from inside the fountain as it opened up, next thing you know I saw a heart like orb inside of the fountain. It floated right towards her and shined brightly in her hands.
"THIS…Is passion. Now Kyu …. what if I told you there was a way to make sex MORE pleasurable?" Houston we HAVE lift off!
"Seriously?! Out all the years I've been alive you've never told me? Wait…. that's Passion isn't it? but Passion involves LOVE. Lust is a lot sexier." I say to her while folding her arms.
She immediately responded back with. "Not exactly Kyu." I looked up at her in confusion.
"It's true, lustful sex feels great to all human beings and love fairies alike. But passionate sex, when your passionate about someone you truly care about, that kind of sex has a special edge to it. And the only way for you to truly learn about it is to take on your next assignment." The heart shaped pink orb, then shined brightly and showed a dorky looking kid with red hair, freckles, glasses, like the whole nerdy nine yards…... Oh man I Gotta deal with another one of these "Mega-Virgin" types.
"Ohhhhhhh… When I said something good. I didn't mean SOMETHING IMPOSSIBLE!" I mean look at him. He looks like he hasn't even talked to a girl ONCE. Let alone tried to date them.
"This is your next assignment Kyu. His name is Devin McAllister. He's quite the nerdy virgin yes, but I want you to make him into a confident, passionate young man. Think you can do that for me?" She said while looking at me.
"Y'know what? Bring it on! I can do this! No sweat." I'm not gonna just give up automatically, when she said challenge though…. I didn't think it would be THIS kind of challenge! Well…. Here we go.
"That's what I like to hear. Keep in mind though, regular lust won't really appeal to this kind of young man. Work with the mechanics of passion, and you might find it more useful than you think." I just sigh and say… "Alright. I'll keep that in mind."
Passion involves love. And I am NOT about love. Love is a singularity; you guys know that. If you're in love, how will you be able to have more fun with other guys & girls! Especially when you become attracted to them. She says passion is more fulfilling though… Well…. Time to see what all the hub-bub's about!
Devin's Perspective
Electroman's log: Stargate 05/17. I am lost in the deep recesses of space after fighting off such a perilous enemy in the midst of the stars. A massive parallax demon regurgitated from the Darkstar Legion's biggest defenders had tried to swallow the planet, but in a desperate attempt to stop the earth from being sucked into a giant black mouth hole with better suction than a vacuum, I plunged deep into the beast and fought with inside.
Going Straight to the source I immediately went after its heart, while its insides tried to drown me in stomach acid. Being entirely made of electricity I immediately utilized my electricity powers and supercharged its heart until it gave out! Causing a neuro-static chain reaction in which all of its blood cells dried up thin and its heart gave out! But it was too close for comfort, the acids reacted negatively to the super charge, bubbling inside of it and causing a chain reaction! Which made the entire thing explode in the atmosphere! CAUSING SUCH A BIG SUPERNOVA EXPLOSION IT NEARLY KNOCKED ME OUT OF THE SKY-
"Devin! It's time for bed! Why are you still up? Aren't you supposed to go to school tomorrow?" …..that's my mom. I have… nowhere else to go so….. kinda stuck here.
"*sigh* Yeah mom… I'll be in bed in a second." I tell her while still on my computer.
"It's your choice. If you want to keep those grades up you'd better get to bed. You said you wanted to become a writer right? An ACTUAL writer? Not a little fanfiction writer who lives out his fantasies inside of a computer." She tells me…..
"Well yeah…. But mom…." She just cuts me off.
"I don't want to hear any butts. Your constantly stuck in here, not doing anything with your life, just being stuck on that computer day in and day out, doing this so called "Role-Playing" thing that you like doing so much, trying to be someone you're not!" I sort of put my head down…. She always nags me like this….
"Until you start getting away from that goddamn computer and go out and make some actual friends, people that you genuinely can hang out with, You won't be able to do anything but work, and get through school! For god's sakes Devin you're an A-student! You should be doing better than this! Get some sleep and get ready for tomorrow. The semester's almost over, and you still need to get your act together." With that being said…... she closed the door finally.
You see what I have to deal with right? I'm just a sort of secluded nerdy kind of guy with a passion for writing. I've been writing stories ever since I was little, and coming from Florida state, all the way this local town called Dawnwood, it still wasn't easy growing up. It's not that I don't work well with people, I'm just…... an introvert. I work better when I'm by myself. Or at least I think so.
I've been pretty much picked on, as you could… probably guess, most of my life. So I'll admit I'm not the best with people. But I don't hate other people, I just don't relate to them much. I didn't have too many friends in high school, just a couple of buddies I'd usually hang out with at anime & gaming conventions. We'd play Dungeons & Dragons, Watch plenty of Ecchi anime which is SO HOT…... BBGRGR! Uhm…. Yeah.
So yeah I'm a bit of a reclusive nerd, but I have a passion for writing. I keep my grades up fairly well, and I'm only 22 years old. It can't get any worse right? Mom always said to be positive so, I guess there's my ounce of positive. As long as you care about something, and there's a gut feeling in your heart that tells you about it, that's when you know your destined for something. Oh and uhhhhh…. Hi? My name is Devin McAllister. Nice to meet you….
I'm busy closing my computer, and I hop into my plaid PJs, ready for tomorrow. The very next day the sun is shining in my eyes, which are a bit ruined by the glasses I always wear. Not to the point where I'm blind or anything, but they sort of put this weird strain on my eyes. I can't exactly pin why. I go to school at the University of Glenberry as a junior student about to enter into his senior year once the semester is over.
So I'm busy walking with my hands on the strap of my bag and….who else but the biggest resident douche canoe on campus?
"HEY BUDDY!" I feel a tight slap on the back and someone putting their arm tightly around my neck. Great…. It's James Monroe.
"OW!...What do you want?" I said looking at him with slight disdain. "Hey?! Can't a I guy say hi to his BEST FRIEND? We're pals right Ali-baba?" He calls me that all the time. It's so demeaning. Does he even know who Ali-Baba even is? Ali-Baba is a fictional character from the Arabian Nights tales! I'm not Arabian!
"No." I said back to him. He tightened his grip on my neck. "What did you Say?" he asked me with a slightly hostile tone of voice…. Getting a little frightened now.
"UH. I MEAN- yeah. We're total pals!" I smile at him nervously as he keeps his arm around me.
All of his friends and teammates from the football games started to gather around me too, there were only three of them, but they followed me as I just wanted to walk to class….
"Great! So as your pal, I got somethin' for ya!" A gift from him? For me? I don't trust it…. But I have no choice….
"What is it?" I look down at his hand, and it looks like…... A DVD?
I take it from him and examine the DVD. "What's this? "Misty Maye in Summertime Sex Bomb Island 5- This is a porno!" Him and his friends started bursting out laughing.
"Hahahahahah! Hope you have some fun with that little buddy! LATER!" Him and his dumb cronies walked off laughing and hi-fiving each other….. You see what I have to go through daily? You see what I have to deal with? Ugh… Well…. I'd be lying If I said that I didn't like pornography but…. Why do they have to be such assholes about it?! Hmph….. I bet he probably gets off to porn on the regular. Hypocrite.
OH boy you have NO idea.
Anyways…. I secretly hide behind a nearby tree and just stuff the entire DVD into my book bag. Mom would kill me if I was caught with this so once I get home I have to hide it as quickly as possible. But I also check my digital watch….
"Aw shit…. It's 8:20! I'm almost late for class!" I hurry on to class to try and get there in time. It's all the way on the other side of the campus so I'm already late! Dammit!
The entire time ladies & gentlemen, this girl was spying from a nearby bush. Looks like this will literally be my greatest challenge yet. Come back next time ladies & gents, just to see how I'll mold this nerdy, red-haired Napoleon Dynamite reject into a natural Don Jon. *wink*
And that's it for now ladies & gentlemen! I hope you like the new avenues I explored with these new characters introduced, and once again THANK YOU! Almost at 6,00 views! I never expected it to get this popular. Leave a review telling me how I did in this chapter, I'd greatly appreciate it!