Like I said I'm going to be putting out Huniepop – A Romantic Comedy Anime twice a week now. I don't know for how long, but I can guarantee you it's not going anywhere. Anyways, Kyu makes her move in this chapter, and it's time to introduce Devin to Tiffany. Oh and fair warning, there's Lemon content in this one so watch out.
Devin's Perspective
Goodness gracious, only two minutes left to get to class! I'm running so fast my heart feels like it's gonna shut down any second! I'm pretty anal about being late for class. Anytime I'm late I always tend to punish myself, or mom does the punishing for me by never letting me hear the end of it! So I bolt it to class, but then I end up tripping all over my shoe laces like a klutz & falling on my face….
"Owwwww…." I said as I see spiraling stars in my eyes…. I'm in college and yet it feels like I'm in high school all the time. Everything's the same. All the total dicks, all the stuck-up chicks, all the frat boys, they're all completely immature. IDIOTS!
Don't start de-crediting my jokes please.
I hear a couple of students snickering in the background, but then they go back to their lockers once I sneer at them. I get up immediately and start heading towards my signature class. First thing in the morning I have to take AP Arithmetic. The best part about this class is the fact that James isn't there. And I only have to take 3 classes a week! One of them is AP English, and the other is my personal favorite, Biochemistry.
I'm not really into science, Math & all the academic stuff like that, it's just my favorite because it's the easiest. It's so stressful having to work hard in AP classes. *sigh* Just another day in the life I guess…..
But back to my class, AP Arithmetic is with the Forensics teacher Mr. Deymond. He's like some kind of smooth talking, deep-voiced professor that all the girls fawn over… if only I could be that smooth. It seems like he's already talking about the Progression formula, which could only mean one thing! My time is up. I'M LATE!
"Good morning class, take your seats now. Welcome back, I'm Mr. Deymond and today we'll be examining the Progression formula in Arithmetic, but before that I need everyone, and by everyone I mean those who actually did it, to hand back the take home quizzes I sent to yo-"
Suddenly the professor heard a loud THUD! I kinda…. Hit my face on the door in a massive rush. I know this is college, and you have more freedoms, but seriously! I can't stand being late. You know how much my mom gets on my nerves during the day? Imagine what I'll go through during the week if I'm late for class.
I just open up the door and let myself in….. "Mr. McAllister you really shouldn't rush in here…. At this rate you'll break your glasses next time." The rest of the students laughed at his joke, But I really don't know if they were laughing at him or me…
"*sigh* Sorry professor…. Just continue." So anyways…. I just take my seat, and get out the rest of my tools, utensils & workbooks. We're pretty well into the semester so there isn't much that I don't know about already. But then I look to my left…..
You know how in high school, you always had a mad crush on this one girl? But you were too afraid to ask her out or sometimes even talk to her, because she was so pretty? You couldn't even approach her, because all you'd get is a pit inside your stomach that makes you feel as though you're about to cough up your lunch once you say one word. If you're a nerd with social anxiety like me…... then we've all been there.
There's this gorgeous young lady in my class, she's blond with blue eyes, a perfect figure, with two twin pigtails with red ribbons in her hair, a plaid skirt, with a white shirt & red buttons, thigh-high stockings and black shoes. She's one of the most active, popular, and most gorgeous girls on campus. And her name is Tiffany Maye…..
She's pretty much focused on what Professor Deymond's talking about, I just sneak a quick look at her, but end up staring a bit. I can't help it. She's way too damn cute! Those alluring blue eyes… That happy expression on her face, the way she ties her blonde hair. It's super long by the way it almost like, goes down to her hips. But then that's where I fucked up….
"Suppose that we want to find the sum of the first n terms of a geometric progression. What we
get is Sn = a + ar + ar2 + ar3 + . . . + arn−1, and this is called a geometric series. Now the trick here to find the sum is to multiply by r and then subtract-" He was still talking about Arithmetic, but he looked back and saw me staring at Tiffany….
"Mr. McAllister!" I immediately tensed up like a spaz and swung around, looking at our professor. "Y-yeah!?" I ask out loud.
"I know it's hard not to look, but my eyes are up here. Tiffany's eyes are down there. Don't get yourself caught next time." He then shot me a wink and everyone just giggled and chuckled and snickered…... man how embarrassing.
The entire time Tiffany looked at me, but then looked away as soon as I turned my head right towards her. I don't know if she was just looking away from me out of embarrassment, or if she felt the same way I did…... OH who am I kidding? What girl would ever want to go out with a dork like me?
Kyu's Perspective
OH. MY. GOD. It's even WORSE than I thought! This guy has virtually NO confidence in himself! At all. He's totally nerdy, stares at girls in class, gets picked on by jocks, and worst of all…... HE'S A GINGER!
I watched him from the bushes with a pair of binoculars in my hands, looking at him the entire time to watch his mannerisms. He was walking along with his head drooping down the entire time, probably a little embarrassed about what happened in the class room. Is this guy seriously in college? This guy is like… THE OPPOSITE of the last guy I had to deal with. It's like if Steve Urkel had his genes spliced with Dexter from Dexter's Lab! Thumbs up if you remember that cartoon. I know I do. ;)
… What? I'm over 300 years OLD People. I was around in the 90's. Oh and between you and me…. *whispers her next line* I THINK THERE WAS SOME HIDDEN INCEST IN THAT SHOW. *wink*
Back to the binoculars! I'm scouting my target out and it seems like he's headed up to the Learning Commons of the University. Perfect. I can corner him there. Time to turn on the ol' Kyu level charm and take action!
So I rise from the bushes, use the "Crossing the Street" method to see if anyone was around, and once the coast was clear I looked at my Huniebee to see what this guy was like.
"Ohhhhh…. Ok. So he's 21 years old, A student in college OBVIOUSLY. His Libido is WHAT?!" I looked at the Huniebee and it said his Libido is Conservative. Oh come on! A red-haired, glasses wearing nub cake like that has to be at least Jackin' it to some tentacle porn on the regular!
"Ugh… whatever. I can still work my magic. Says here his favorite hobby is writing, Favorite color is Tiger Orange, he likes to hang out in the Learning commons, and he's quite the nerd…... Hmmmm… I know JUST what to do." Time for Kyu to bring sexyback into Nerd Culture.
I snap my fingers and a pink puff of smoke explodes around me, then I change into some new clothes with a pair of nerdy red glasses, black tight pants, a red shirt with tiger orange buttons, and my hair is in a ponytail. Before leaving out I crack my fingers too, time to work my fairy magic.
Devin's Perspective
I'm gonna have to study double time if I want to even hope to pass Prof. Deymonds exam at the end of the week. I never feel like how hard I work is good enough. If I had a nickel for every time I'd come home, and mom would eventually have something to complain about I'd be as rich as the blonde guy that owns the Dawnwood Country club. But enough about me, I'm sitting here studying my textbook on AP Arithmetic, when all of a sudden I hear a slightly fragile….yet pretty voice.
"Excuse me?" It was a girl… and she sounded quite soft too. I look up from my book, and see this gorgeous pink-haired girl with glasses on leaning over the table I was sitting at…. I can kind of see a little bit of her cleavage. I mean…. She's sort of small in size…. But man is she really pretty…
"Uhm...uhhhhhhh… *noes bleeds* OH SHIT!" A drop of blood ran down my nose! I quickly grab the tissues my mom packs into my backpack in order to wipe off my nose quickly.
"I'm really sorry to bother you…. But I was looking for a certain section within the learning commons that might have books on Theology. Do you know anything about that?" Theology? What is she doing studying religion? She must be taking a world religions class…..
"Uhhhmmm…. Sure…. I…I.. uh…I-I-I could direct you to a section like that. I know my way around this entire library." That's just like me. Squirming around like a dork when I see a pretty girl in front of me….
"Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. I need this kind of stuff for my World Religions Class and I don't have the money to buy any books." She said while curling her finger around her mouth…. Looking so cute and innocent. There was also a pink gleam around her and several bright spots with heavenly glares around her….
"Uhm….ok! Follow me." And with that I led her to the Theology section of the Learning Commons. It's a very quiet place where students can study in peace, but if you're lucky to get up here in the morning, you can catch the entire place nearly empty from the hours of 8 – 10. I went there around 12, so the place was naturally crawling with librarians and a few professors….
We rounded the corner and there we were, we were right across from the Fiction Novels too.
"So what is it that you're looking for? Or studying?" I ask her while digging through the books to try and find an appropriate one.
"It's a simple textbook for my Theo 111 class. It's ALL the way up there." She pointed up to a book high up in shelves. I had to get it for her… not like I can go back on that, so I reached for it foolishly as hard as I could.
Heheheh….. Showtime.
"Wait don't stretch too much. You might hurt yourself!" The girl exclaims.
"Don't worry! I've got it. I can get it for you." I said to her, re-assuring her I can get it. I'm only 5'6 , but I'm not exactly short either. I can reach it.
"Wait! Your gonna cause the books to fall!" She said out loud, and then turned me around and pinned me to the bookshelves! What?...What's going on?...
"Hey! What're you doing?" We're right in between the library shelves! And she's got me pressed up against the bookshelves…. Her body is literally all over me, she even curls up her leg next to mine!
"I'm sorry…I just fell." She looks up at me with these innocent, but lovely looking green eyes…... I have to say I'm a dumb sucker for a girl in glasses…. But I don't know if I can…..
"What's wrong?" She said while looking up at me with this weird seductive look on her face…... This is crazy. Is this girl crazy or something?
"Uhhhmmm…n-nothing…..nothing at…at all." I just kept stammering. I-I didn't know what to do! I'm no good in sexual situations, I just prefer to stay at home with my Hentai games!
"Well it's alright. I've got a better idea…." She then just strokes underneath my chin, and runs her finger down my chest. This is making me SO hot and bothered…. I don't know what to think! My mind and my heart is racing and beating so fast from the adrenaline! And plus…. ACTUAL contact with a girl! And I didn't even have to beg on my knees for her to go out with me- … I'll explain that later.
"Are you sure?... Your face is looking red. You tried to help me, so… why don't I help YOU?" She then got like really close to me, and then leaned in, and tried to kiss my-
"Excuse me!" Both of us looked to our left, a librarian with yellow hair was there. Looks like we were caught….
"Do you both mind? This is a quiet establishment. Go do that somewhere else." The librarian said.
"What?! No! Nonononoonon- We weren't doing what you think…we were doing…." The librarian walked away before I could finish my sentence… Honestly could this day just get any weirder?
I saw the girl lick her lips all of the sudden. I don't know what that was all about? "Hey …. what's going on? And who are you? And…. Not that I'm complaining but why are you into me all of a sudden?" I asked her.
She just grabbed my cheek, and went in close. Causing me to tense up nervously. "Listen to me…. You'll find out the REAL reason I took you back here later. But for now…. Know that my name is Kyu. And I'm here to turn you into a real man." I felt a slight tousle in my lower regions…. Did… did she just?...
Shivers just went up my spine….. "You'll see me later on tonight. I promise when I see you again…. Things are gonna change for you." She then kissed my cheek and went off without a word…. WHAT. THE HELL. JUST HAPPENED?!
Ok…. Enough of that weirdness….. I just wanna go home. So that's what I did, after I was done with classes I hopped into my Jeep Grand Cherokee and went on home. Luckily it's still a little early in the afternoon so mom's not home…. Ugh. She doesn't come home until 8 o' clock at night, so I'm pretty much alone in my household.
"Man what a weird day….. I've had a cute, nerdy girl come onto me, been given a porno by that mouth breathing idiot James Monroe, and I've managed to embarrass myself in class….. *sigh*" I sighed.
Then I set my bag down and sat on the couch. I started to take out the porno that James gave me….. well….. I mean…. It's available….. So….Oh man I can't believe I'm about to do this.
I look left for my mom, and right for my mom. Nope she's not there, so I go into the utility closet, grab some tissues, and a jar of Vaseline….. Well if I'm gonna do this I might as well enjoy it.
But I can't watch it downstairs, mom might come in and see me, Instead I go up too my room and watch it up there. But as soon as I open the room with my door, which is laced with Thor Posters on the inside and out because Thor is my favorite Marvel Superhero….
"Hey! You gonna watch that porno all by yourself?" I turned around after closing the door….. and this pink-haired girl with pigtails is in my room!
"WAAAAH! WHA-WHA-WHA WHO ARE YOU?! ARE YOU A CRAZY OTAKU OR SOMETHING!?" I pointed at her as she sat on my bed with her legs crossed. Is that the same girl from the library?! Kyu?!
"What's crack-a-lackin'? I see you made it back from school. Didja have a good day?" I just gulped.
"Mmmhm….could've been better." I say while shaking nervously in my shoes. Was she REALLY coming onto me?
"Well your day's about to get even better!" Kyu got off my bed and then out of nowhere…. She sprouted these…. Weird looking…..Giant, colorful FAIRY WINGS?!
"THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE! THAT'S AN ILLOGICAL IMPOSSIBILITY!" I pointed at her and screamed like I was losing my mind, followed up by a slap from Kyu.
"Thanks." I told her while rubbing my cheek. "No prob." She said back.
"But wait?! Who are you?! And why do you have fairy wings? Am I dreaming?!" I asked her specifically.
"No way hombre, you're not dreaming! Don't you recognize this luscious pink hair? The adorable green eyes? This lovely set of legs, and this amazing ass?" She then turns around, shows her….. rather large butt, and then snaps her fingers and changes into the same get-up from before! It is Kyu!
"KYU?! You followed me back home?!" I asked her alarmed as all hell. "Yep! And before you go callin' the cops on me! I'm here for a reason. Back in the library, I said I'm going to turn you into a man. As you can see, I am a fairy. A LOVE fairy to be precise. I'm gonna skip the bullshit and tell you, that our purpose in life is to turn prissy little prima donnas like you, into lean, mean sex-machines baby!
"What?! Bu-but…but…But-bu-bu-but-" She…. Silenced me by putting one finger on my lips. "But WHAT? Come on dude, don't tell me your so afraid of girls that you can't even speak to them?" She said back to me.
I swat her hand away in protest. "I am not afraid of girls!" I yell at her. "Then why are you acting like you just got in trouble with your mom?" She said back to me. That is not funny.
"Well…. I just never really…uhhhhmm…. I don't know how to handle girls alright. I just don't talk to them. As much as I should….." That's my best answer….. Oh man….
"THAT'S your best answer? Oh come on. Oh yeah, your definitely my greatest challenge yet. And I know I say that with every client, but this one is literally the greatest." Who was she talking too?
"Anyways, my job is to get you laid kid. And it seems you have a distinct fear of girls. So what's your name?" She asks me with a slightly friendly smile.
I just kind of shyly twiddle my thumbs like a dork and say while stuttering….. "Uhm….M….M-my name is Devin McAllister….. HAGH!" I knew she was grabbing there!
"Ok then Devin McAllister, It's time you faced your fear." She said, while grabbing my fucking crotch!
"Wh-what are you doing?! Why are you-"
"I'm relieving you of your fear. Don't worry about it, I'm not here to hurt you or anything, just let me ask you a question. Are you tired of being stuck at home?" She asked me…..a personal question…..
My eyes sort of calmed down and I looked at her. "Well…yeah?"
"Feeling like you're not good enough?"
"Yeah."
"Like everything you do isn't all that great?"
"Yeah. How do you know so much about me?!"
"Because kid, I've seen this kind of character a THOUSAND times. You sir, have NO confidence. Especially with girls, but I'm about to relieve you of that right now." She's…grabbing my crotch…. I can actually feel myself getting an erection….
"Ohhh….No Kyu….what if mom comes back and she sees this?" I say to her while grimacing and closing my eyes.
"What time does your mom get off work?" She asks me.
"Uhm….. 8 o clock?" After I finish my sentence, she un-zips my pants and OH MY GOD SHE'S GRIPPING MY PENIS!
"Then who gives a shit? This kind of thing will only take a good hour or two! So you're a virgin right?" She said to me while grabbing my penis…. Oh god she's so hot….. This is too much….
"Y…Yeah?..." I say to her.
"Then let me teach you my own class on female anatomy. *wink*" She then keeps rubbing my penis and stroking it back and forth… eliciting a lot of moans from me.
"This is something called "Sex". I'm sure you've heard of it." Hey I said I'm a virgin, not a toddler.
"Yeah?..." I say back to her while opening one eye.
"Well, whether they want to admit it or not, Women. Love. SEX. So first thing's first, as a love fairy I have to not only build up your confidence, but also train you into bumpin' bed sheets with women. So for this lesson I won't be doing any pleasuring." She jerked me off for quite a while, but then finally stopped after a bit…..
"Why'd you stop?" Then all of a sudden, she just….. stripped! Right in front of me! Down to these really scantily clad pink underwear garments!
The proper term is "Lingerie" thank you. God he really does have a lot to learn.
"This is a woman's body. Pretty hot right?" She posed for me… wow…. She's incredible….. her legs are so long and luscious…. She's got major hips too….. I guess what I saw in the library wasn't just my imagination.
"Now come here." She motions me to come to her, but I take my pants off completely and just give in and come to her.
"So in order to please a woman, you have to know the right spots to touch. Go ahead… run your hands all over my body. And I mean ALL over." I actually know what to do…. But my heart was beating super-fast… and I was nervous. I've never really done this before… but I've seen it a thousand times. So it can't be that hard.
"*gulp* …. Ok." I reach out to her and try to touch her breasts first. Which elicits a slight moan from her, while moving down her chest and all the way to her slender body, through her hips, legs, and around her back and even on her butt.
"Ohhh…wow you have titillating hands…. All those years of jackin' it payed off?" She said to me.
"Now get behind me, take off my bra and, try and get a feel for the situation. Your natural intuition will tell you what to do from there." She expects me to just wing it?! Ugh….. oh well. It's not like I have a choice.
So I get behind her, put my thumb on her bra and unhook it. I managed to learn as a kid, because one time I scrambled through my mom's underwear drawer….. It got me grounded for a month.
But once her bra is unhooked, I put one hand on her chest, and then run my other hand all through her stomach and thighs. I think maybe I'm supposed to swirl two fingers across her bellybutton…. And I seem to be right.
"Ooooohh….. you're a fast learner aren't you?" Because it's working. She's feeling the pleasure.
"Keep going Ginger snap…." Ginger snap?! Ugh…. I'll be angry about that later. "Ok….. here goes nothing…." So I kept feeling her up, and eventually my penis was in-between her thighs…. She was really into it too…. Am I actually having sex with a real girl?! Is this happening?! This can't be real this has to be a dream. I even pinch myself to try and wake up!
"OW!" Kyu looked back at me confused. "What the hell?" She asked me. "You okay?"
"Uhh….yeah. Sorry that was nothing. Let me see here….. I think I know what to do next." I tell her, but then I make a move to take her panties off… but she grabs my hand.
"Wait, not yet Casanova. You need to make me wet first. I can feel the heat in my skin, but I can't feel the soakage in my snatch. So do that first, then I'll let you hit it. If you figure it out, you'll ace your first lesson." She then looked back and winked at me.
"Oh…Ok…." So what do I do now? I tried doing what I did with her bellybutton using two fingers, but my penis was still in-between her legs, so I started thrusting back and forth. Wow…. She really is loving it.
"Ohhhh…ohh yeha Ginger Snap….that's right….work that dick boy…..Work for it!...You need to get an A in order to pass….. so make my pussy drip…..OHHHH…" Something tells me she was enjoying it a little too much.
So I continued rubbing all over her body, and even used one of my hands to stimulate her nipples, and I also made WAY too bold of a move and licked them as well, running my tongue all up her neck. Just to up the pleasure I elevated my thrusting to the point where my groin was slapping on her butt. I feel so dirty….. it felt so wrong… but MAN did it feel good….
"Oghhhh…. Kyu….." She grabbed my face. "Time for the 2nd part of your next lesson Devin!" She kissed me and then we fell on my bed, her tongue was also all over my mouth, as it swirled around my own tongue vigorously.
"It's ALL about kissing too. Remember that, chicks dig lip locking in bed. It's ULTRA sexy. So you think you're ready?" She said while looming over me.
"Ready for what?" I said while blinking twice.
"Uh… DUH? The main course?" She then got up, took off her panties and was FULLY naked. There's ACTUALLY. A NAKED GIRL. IN MY BED. Thank you god for this amazing gift!
"AHHHH….." My mouth opened wide, as she grinded her bare vagina on my penis…. I could actually feel it's intense wetness, she was slightly soaked like a water fountain….
"Time for actual sex. Intercourse, we're bumpin' the sheets boy! So get ready…. I'm about to enter you. Don't let me down now. Ok cutie?" She called me cute?... The last time I heard something like that it was from my mom….
"Uggh….Mmmhgg….AAAHHAAH!" She inserted my penis into her vagina and started riding me like there was no tomorrow.
"Ohhh…Yeah…That's it…. Y'know the fun thing about you types of nerds?... Your all hentai watching, masturbating perverts…. And yet your so low-key about it! We love fairies…. We're not so low-key… we're proud of our sexuality. And that's what makes us sexy! Because we have confindence….. IN….OURSELVES!" Oh god no…. I'm gonna end up busting a nut inside of her!
"OHHH KYU….. I'M GONNA BURST!" I tell her out loud.
"Go ahead cum inside me! Cum inside me you nerd!" Oh man if I get her pregnant I'm dead meat!
We both uttered pleasure filled yells as I came inside of Kyu, releasing a lot of ….ummm… "Love Juices?" Yeah we'll call them that.
"*phew* ….. Good job Ginger Snap. You passed. Now I can offer you my services in exchange for a daily dose of great sex. Keep that up and you'll be a man in no time." Wait…..
"You mean…. You want to keep doing this?! Why?" I can't believe it… it's like a dream come true or something!
"One. Because your cute. Two. Sex is my form of payment, I don't take money since I can generate that shit on my own time. But A daily dose of cum inside of me doesn't hurt! And don't worry about getting me pregnant. We love fairies can't get pregnant from your seed." Oh….. well there's one load off my back.
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Well…. After we did what we did. We got our clothes back on and Kyu held up a Tiger Orange card that said the words "V-Card" on it.
"Another one bites the dust!" She said while holding it up in the air.
"What are you talking about?" I said to her while looking back at her and putting my pants on.
"I got your V-Card. You weren't playing when you said you were a virgin. We love fairies take virginities as trophies, they come in the form of V-cards, and I've got TONS of them." She then winks at me… I can't believe this.
"So….. this entire time I was just a trophy to you huh?" This changed the look on her face.
"What?... No! Dude that's not-"
"You just had sex with me to collect a V-Card. Sorry but I don't like being used like your local bar slut." With that I got up with shadows in my eyes…. I thought she might actually sort of care about me.
"Hold on! Where are you going?!" She said to me as I'm walking away towards the door without answering her.
"HOLD IT!" she jumped in front of the door and grabbed my shoulders. "I didn't say that! Stop jumping to fucking conclusions! Look, I AM here to help you! But you gotta work with me understand? I know I came on to strong, but I'm not just here to use you as a fuck toy. Believe me I've got plenty of those back at my place." She lives in an actual place of residence?
"Then tell me why you came on to me in the library…." I ask her with shadows still in my eyes, "Ok ok!... Look I knew what I was dealing with from the start. You can say your libido is conservative, but inside we're all really just animals. A red-haired, freckled face boy in college still living with his mother? Yeah, I could tell you wanted SOME kind of girl to come and blow your cock. But I did it to make contact with you, so I could find you and help you out!"
"So you were stalking me?" I said to her with my hair covering my eyes.
"Well…. Sort of. Yeah. But it was for good reason. Look weren't you the one who said you wanted things to change?" She said to me, still blocking the door.
But I managed to get my hair out of my eyes, and I looked at her through my glasses. "…Well…. Yeah?"
"Then let's change things! I'll show you how to gain enough confidence in yourself to the point where you could bag any girl you wanted! Trust me. I know I might seem rapey and skeptical…. And maybe a bit stalkerish. But I promise you I'm only here to help you, all that I ask is that we have great sex every day. And in return, I'll teach you how to pleasure a woman! For real. You get two lessons for the price of one. Sounds like a deal?" With that she extended her hand out to me….
I looked at it and then back at her…. And then I finally shook it. "Deal." I'm gonna take a chance…. Since this was indeed real, I felt everything we did, there's no denying it. I have to see where this goes. I just hope this doesn't land me in even deeper water….
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Anyways….. the very next day, I went right to campus, and somehow my mom managed to not see Kyu on the way out. Because she was walking right next to me the entire time. She did this thing where she made me pancakes right behind my mom's back. She even put up bunny ears and made faces. She's kinda fun honestly….. I actually enjoyed that. She also made me pancakes… so that's a start.
Anyways we went to GlennU and Kyu insisted that she goes with me. I voted against it, but then she reminded me that people can't see her, so I let her come along. She also gave me this weird version of my cellphone and called it the HunieBee 4.0. It has a lot of pervy features like stalking girls locations and stuff… as if my life couldn't get any weirder….
But enough about that, I'm not just here to get my classes done for the day. We're here to scout out plenty of girls to find. Which is not something that I'm good at! …. Ohhhhh man….. I get so nervous around girls….. especially… ONE GIRL.
"What's the deal? WHY are you so shaky? Your shakin' in your friggin' boots man!" She says to me while walking and massaging my shoulders at the same time.
"Come on don't be so hard on yourself! You can do this! If you can make me wet, you can do anything." Oh god…. Now it feels like I have voices talking to me in my head.
"Just pick a girl. Any girl. And I'll direct you over to her. Remember no one can see me, so I can tell you what to say just in case you fuck up anywhere. Now… you see any hot girls you like?" She asked me as we kept walking.
I took a deep breath in, then another one out. And I opened my eyes and looked around the campus….. and there she was. The ONE girl.
Tiffany's Perspective
"Oh ! I'm glad I ran into you. Have you had a chance to grade our exams yet?" And just before I thought that I was done for! I mean if I hadn't caught her I would've never have gotten that jump start I needed. I'm talking to my teacher Ms. Aiko Yumi. She's the Japanese teacher with the glasses who has a master's degree in mathematics. She also wears a lot of skimpy clothing, but that's her thing!
"Uhhhhh…. Remind me what that was on again?" Did… she forget? Oh well! No problem. I'll just remind her. That is if I can remember what it was called myself.
"Y'know, the conservation of Whatever-you-call-it." See? I'm an honor student, and even I'M completed baffled by these fancy math terms. Good thing I have Ms. Yumi to help me out! Right?
"Ohhh! Yeah, yeah….. I…. think those are on my desk…. Somewhere." Huh? She seems a bit off today. Usually she's so chipper in class. But now she sounds a bit down.
"Ohhh, ok! Do you know when you will be able to get them back to us?" I ask curiously.
"Later. Next week probably. I'm sure you did fine Tiffany." She says back to me in a kind of annoyed tone.
"You think? I hope so… I don't know. I was having trouble with some of the material." It was extremely confusing. This is why math isn't really my favorite subject, but it's necessary to become a nurse. That's what I'm aiming for!
"Do you know what we're going over next week? I'd like to try and get a head start this time." Speaking of head, she grabs her forehead like she's slightly in pain after I finish my sentence.
"Next week? …. I don't know yet. Actually… I have a pounding headache right now. Can we do this later please?" She says, now I can tell by the tone of her voice she's annoyed. Better knock it off.
"Yeah, ok. Sorry to bother you Ms. Yumi." I say back to her while bowing slightly.
"No it's fine. I'll talk to you later Tiffany." With that she shoved off and walked away. You don't think I was the cause of her headache do you?... Nope!
I know I was pestering her a bit, but I take my grades very seriously! I've got a 4.0 grade point average and I won't lose it. After all I'm on the cheerleading squad, step team, volleyball team, in the A.V club- PLEASE don't tell anyone. I'm in the speech club, and I'm even in the literature club. Just because I actually like reading books! My favorite happens to be Harry Potter.
I know I seem like the typical innocent, little goody-goody two shoes girl, but trust me! There's more to me than you think. I'm just a college student right now, and I'm pretty confident something bright is within my future! So I'm gonna work until I make it. Oh I'm sorry! I haven't even introduced myself. The name's Tiffany! Tiffany Maye! Nice to meet ya!
Devin's Perspective
There she is….. Tiffany Maye. The most gorgeous girl I've ever seen in my life. Every time I look at her I imagine her running down a beach with the sun glaring down on her perfect skin while she runs up the beach, and her medium sized breasts bounce back and forth as she bats her blue eyes-
"HEY! Ginger Snap!" Kyu snapped her fingers in my face! I was kind of staring at Tiffany with loved dazed eyes.
"What's with you? You droolin' over another girl already? Where's the lucky lady?" So…. I guess it's…. time.
I point her out. "Over there…. Her name is Tiffany Maye….." I said to Kyu nervously.
"WHOA. Is this chick serious? That school girl uniform is a LITTLE on the nose don't cha think?" What does that mean?!
"Kyu what does that mean?!" That's what I just said! Why am I repeating my…. Never mind.
"I'll tell you later. Let's focus on Tiffany, she's cute though. Blonde too so uh…. BONUS Points." She does have a lovely shade of blonde hair…..
"Ok so this is your classic "Girl Next Door" situation. She seems really nice, so don't do or say anything to scare her off. But don't be afraid to take a chance!" Wait what?!
"Y-you want me to go over there and talk to her?!" Looking at her is one thing, but talking to her is another!
"Uhhh…. YEAH! That's why you pointed her out doofus. Why would I go out of my way to help you find her if you're just going to not talk to her and ogle at her like a creep?" … She's got a point there.
" but I…. I'm so nervous! What do I say?!" I say frantically while biting my nails.
"Don't worry! I'll be right by your side the whole time and she won't even know you're here. Just watch & learn from the master. Now go!" She pushed me over to Tiffany who was about to leave, but I walked over and hiked up my backpack while my hand was on my arm nervously.
I've never been so nervous in my life….
"Tap her shoulder & ask her a question. And for gods sakes!" Kyu cracked my back to fix my posture, and slapped my hand away from my arm, then pulled my chin up.
"OW!" I exclaimed out loud. "Fix your damn posture! Chicks don't like seeing men act like a lost puppy! Stop looking so un-confident. Haven't you heard of "Fake it till you Make it"? Now just go ask her something! Anything!" She said to me….
"*sigh* …. " So that's what I did. I tapped Tiffany's shoulder and she turned around and looked at me.
"Excuse me, do you know where I can find the student union?" I tried not to sweat bullets, but my legs were shaking slightly, so I couldn't help it.
"Oh! You just go past here and take a left at the fountain. You can't miss it!" Then she smiled at me. She has this strange cheeriness to her that's intoxicating….
"I haven't seen you around here before. Are you starting this semester?" She says… breaking my spirit. She hardly notices me…..
A drop of anime sweat dropped down my forehead… now I gotta tell her who I am. "My name is Devin McAllister…. I'm the guy who was…. Looking at you from inside the classroom? Prof. Deymond's class?" This made her cover her mouth slightly in surprise.
"OHHHH. Your that guy. Well I'm really flattered by what you did in there, but next time just try and pay more attention to the board and not me y'know? I guess it must've been the blue eyes huh?" She said to me. Wow, she's really…. Friendly! Normally girls would kinda walk away and think I was a creep for staring at them.
"Well… Yeah. They just go so well with your blonde hair." I say to her complimenting her eyes and hair all in the same sentence.
"Thanks! I really appreciate it." She said.
"I've actually been going here for a while now. I'm in my junior year of college." That much is true.
"Hey me too! Heheheh! My name is Tiffany by the way. It's nice to meet you." She said.
I can't believe this! I'm actually talking to her! This is great! And we're on an even level. I didn't expect her to be this friendly and welcoming. Kyu did say she was a nice girl, maybe all that fear I had of talking to her was for nothing?
"Nice to meet you too Tiffany." I say back to her.
"You seem like a nice guy Devin, hopefully I'll get to see you around Campus! I gotta go now, so whenever you find me on campus, I'll see you then!" And with that she waved at me, and shoved off.
"WOW. I didn't even have to say shit! You actually talked to her. There might be hope for you after all! Look at my little ginger snap." OW! She's pinching my cheeks like my mom when I was younger!
"They grow up so fast!" I smack her hands away in protest.
"Hey stop it Kyu! I'm an adult, and stop calling my Ginger Snap!"
"What? It's my nickname for you. You're a ginger, so I call you Ginger Snap! It has a nice ring." No it doesn't!
"Well I don't like it. So stop it already!" But she keeps pressing on…..
"Ginger Snap! Heheheh!" I'm getting mad now!
My face turns bright pink, I glare and tense up, and I feel so mad that I just…. I JUST! "You… YOU….YOUR A BIG POOPYHEAD!" *Record Scratch*
…. What?
"What?..." I'm just….who….who gives people insults like that? Fourth graders?
"I'm a what?" She says back to me.
"You heard me! You're a …. Poopyhead! Ok!" We were silent for a few moments…..
Kyu face palmed and said "Ok…. We have A LOT of work to do. Your coming with me mister." So she grabs me by the collar and drags me away.
"Hey where are you taking me?! I have class!" I tell her with my arms extended out.
"Class can wait! If you say you're an adult, then you need to grow into your skin mister. So I'm gonna teach you how to be a real ADULT around women. Now let's go!"
"NOOOOO! KYU! WHY ME?!" oh man… Well at least I actually got to talk to Tiffany. Maybe this'll be good for me. Who knows what's gonna happen?
This was a long one, and a bit of a long time coming. Anyways, there might be more Lemon in each chapter going forward. As Devin has A LOT to learn about sex, love, relationships, and maturity. So tune in next time readers! Also remember to leave a review so I can improve my writing! Thanks for reading. ;)