I am SOOOOO Sorry! It has been far too long readers. My apologies, work has kept me very busy and I've also been suffering from Writer's Block. My computer is also busted so I've had to resort to using my mom's iPad to type & the computers at school to upload. Honestly there's a lot going on in my life right now.
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Devin's Perspective
"Huh... so much for going to class..." I said with a tired sigh. Last time I had come close to actually exchanging words with the girl of my dreams, Tiffany Maye. She was still as beautiful as ever, but I sincerely was still a bit shy. Luckily she was actually kinda friendly and sweet.
It's weird y'know? Usually the head cheerleader has the stereotype of being the Queen-B of the school with some sort of attitude like she's the queen of hearts. One funny look at her and it's off with your head. But no... she's strangely approachable.
Which...Made it even worse once Kyu tore her away from me and decided to bombarded me with all these books about dating & romance & junk! I don't have time for this. I have to get to class!
Kyu slammed a giant stack of dating books in front of me on the library table. "W... what are these?" I asked her while looking up at her.
"These my little Ginger Snap are how you will study women. I figured since you're a nerd, then maybe you'll be able to retain information better once we get to doin' the real thing." She said while bending down at me, making me blush...
"W-w-w-what's the real thing?" I asked her nervously, stammering in my words all the time.
"Uh... DUH. You've already earned your red wings, now. We've got to make hot fire later on. That's how I'll teach you, and that's also how you pay me." She grabs my chin with her fingers... I am so nervous right now my ears are steaming!
"Why so nervous? I swear you're a nub. You have a long way to go before you can get down n' dirty with that chick. In fact, that's your first lesson!" She let go of my chin.
"My... first lesson?" I asked her while looking up at her in her nerdy outfit with the pigtails from before.
"Yes. In order to truly get with women, you can't be afraid to talk to them. I realize you're a shut-in, but damn kid burst that bubble and make some rubble if ya' know what I mean?" She nudges me, but I just look down for a second.
"Huh?" Kyu looked up at me surprised. "What's wrong Ginger Snap you ok?" She asked... at least she was being true to her word. She does care.
"I dunno Kyu... it's just that..." I get up out of my seat, holding my arm nervously. "I dunno if I'm ready for girls yet. I mean... most of my life I've kind of spent being a shut-in. Generally with my mom all the time..." That much is true... not only am I a shut-in who plays Nintendo games such a Mario, Zelda, Kirby, and hell even other games like the new Sonic the Hedgehog Games. And NO I'm not talking about the explosion of ass-puke that is Rise of Lyric... UGH.
"I kind of just want to get through high school and become a neurosurgeon ... like my mom wanted me to become. I mean... sure I love Tiffany... she's amazing... but I just don't know If I have the courage too-" She stopped me by putting a hand on my shoulder.
"Hey. Straighten up soldier. Why do you think I'M here?" She asked me while turning me around.
"To get on my nerves, make sexual jokes and molest me every second?" I say jokingly with a low tone of voice.
"Hahahahahha! No. WHIP!" She whipped me on my dick with two fingers!
"That stung Kyu!" I cringe and hold my crotch, it didn't hurt that bad, but holy shit did it feel uncomfortable!
"My job here is to turn you into a damn chick magnet, a stud, a fuckin' Don Jon who has the bitches traveling at his feet just beggin' him to sleep with them! And that's what I'm gonna do. Now let's get up and get ready!"
"Get ready? Ready for what?" I asked with my hands up.
"DUH. For the "Training Montaaaaaage"! Training Montage? What the hell is she talking abou-... Oh my god she's not gonna do what I think she's doing...
Oh yeah baby. Time for me to make a man out of you... CUE THE MUSIC!
*Music to I'll Make a Man Out of You Starts*
"No... nonononono. I don't think this is necessary Ky-" She pointed at my nose!
"Nope! It's more than necessary! You need Confidence! Swag! Appeal! And you need to actually talk to the girl you want! So I'm gonna show you how through an old classic. Now Come On!" She's grabbing my hand!
"Wait, Wait Kyu! I'm not ready for this!" Someone PLEASE STOP HER?!
Kyu: Let's get down to Business! To give her... THE BONE! If you don't learn to go HAM, then you'll be stuck... AT HOME! You're the saddest dork I've ever met! But you can bet, before we're through.
She got in my face again, giving me this seductive stare, followed by a smile.
Kyu: Ginger, I'll... make a MAN... out of you.
Are we really doing this right now? Yes, they're making a live action version of it, they'll forgive us later.
Devin: OW! -Ear is being pulled on by Kyu-
-images show Kyu having Devin read several books about sex, love, relationships, and confidence in men-
Kyu: Cuter than a rabbit! ... But obsessed with comic lore!
Devin: -is reading comic books behind Kyu's back-
Kyu: GIMME THAT! -vein mark- Once you find confidence, your will surely... SCORE! You're a red-haired, Steve Urkel Look-alike! Who wears dress socks with his shoes for school?
-Kyu looks at him like "Wtf" and Devin shrugs-
Kyu: Somehow I'll make a man, OUT OF YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
-images show intense studying of the books Kyu gave him, along with practicing... "Other" techniques-
Kyu: C'mon your already out of breath?
Devin: How long are you gonna do me?!
Kyu: Well you gotta seal the deal every time! Now FASTER!
Devin: Eggghh...
Kyu: Hope the audience gets gist. ;)
Devin: My brain is getting a little mushy... _
Kyu: You know what they say "No Pain, No GAAAAAIN".
BE A MAN! You must be slick like your lying Ex's!
BE A MAN! Fuck like a monster from J-Cartoons!
BE A MAN! With more sex-appeal than a Calvin Kline Model!
And land a kiss on her mouth, under the light of THE MOOOOOOON!
-Devin continues reading and reading, understanding the concepts- "Ahhhhh I see now... but I still don't know-" OW!
Kyu: -Pulled on his neck with a cane- Time is always flying by! When you're having this much fun! Now that you've gained information, it's time to put, you on the run!
Your well-equipped, and HERE'S a tip. Please don't stare, you know IT'S RUUUUDE.
Devin: HEY I don't stare!
I think IIIII just made a man, OUT OF YOU!
Devin: But wait how do I- BE A MAN! You must be slick like your lying Ex's!
Devin: But Kyu I got the info how do I-BE A MAN! Fuck like a monster from J-Cartoons!
Devin: Kyu will you stop singing and listen to me- BE A MAN! With more sex-appeal than a Calvin Kline Model!
And Land a kiss on her mouth, under the light of THE MOOOOOOON!
KYU!
"What? I was in the zone." She said... I can't believe how quickly you can gather information just by montaging. Anime logic never makes any sense does it?
You hear that folks? If your wanna learn something quickly without putting in any work whatsoever, just do a montage! You'll learn everything you need to learn in about 3 minutes' tops! It works every time! *Wink Wink*
Several Hours Later -
Aww man... I can't believe I skipped class just to do what Kyu told me to do. I'm such a nub. But it IS only one day, so I guess it's not too bad... I just hope that mom doesn't find out about what I've done. Otherwise I'm gonna have a real migraine going to sleep.
"See I told you that was fun wasn't it? So worth skipping class just ONE day." I look at Kyu with a slightly angry look on my face.
"What?" She asked while widening her eyes.
"Kyu I skipped class! We might have more free will in college but now I have a missing assignment on my hands!" I looked down and away from Kyu, angry that she forced me to skip class and miss out on handing in my latest assignment.
"Oh Pshaw. Ginger Snap I'm way ahead of you. I already took care of that." She said WHAT?!
"Wait what?!... HOW?!" I turned around and asked her genuinely surprised. "How'd you know what assignment I had to do?"
She then took out two cell phone like things. "Easy! I used the Huniebee 4.0 to track your location, then last night while you were asleep I looked through your schedule & found the assignment you needed. Dude, that shit was way too easy. I didn't even need magic to finish it!"
"Wait Kyu you know about Bio-Chemistry?" Kyu doesn't seem like the type to know about anything related to science.
"Well when you're on earth for more than 300 years, ya kinda' see shit that virtually EVERYONE else sees. Even if... no one really knows you're the- *ahem* I'm sorry what were we talkin' about?" She coughed and then changed the subject? The hell is up with that?
"Kyu... why did you do that?" I asked her.
"Do what?"
"Change the subject?"
"What subject"
"The subject you were just talking about?!"
"I was talking about kittens & Rainbows & Unicorns & Butterflies whatthefuckwereyoutalkingabout?"
"What?" "WHAT?" ...Ugh. She's crazy.
"-face palm- Forget it. Why do you have 2 cellphones?" I asked her, a little annoyed, but willing to let it go.
"OH! Right this is your Huniebee 4.0 It allows you to track the locations of girls you meet, and can even tell which traits they like in a guy. It also tells you what food they like, their alcohol tolerance, and like a shit-ton more. It's amazing. Trust me you'll need it if you wanna bag that Cheerleader Next Door buddy." She said as she handed the Tiger Orange phone to me.
"Ummm...ok if you say so." I guess there's no harm in... Hey wait a minute!
"You said these things track girls?!" I asked her pretty alarmed.
"Yeah! Awesome right?" She's got major problems...
"So this whole time you used your Huniebee to stalk me...?" I said with a drop of sweat dripping from my forehead.
"Well... yeah. But that's not important right now." She said.
I check my watch and saw that I was almost late for my other class. "Aw shit! I'm almost late for my other class. I gotta go Kyu I can't be late for my other class!" I told her and rushed off in a huff.
"Hey wait! What about-"
"BYE!" I waved goodbye to her as I rounded the corner racing to get to my next class.
Kyu simply pouted and said. "Hmph. The things I do for love... Er- Sex... Whatever."
So now I'm on my toes, because my next class is with Ms. Yumi in Algebra. I really can't wait for that class! Not only am I doing so well in that class alone, but I also get the chance to get some sweet, sweet eye candy in the form of Ms. Yumi. God she's gorgeous...
But unfortunately, as fate would have it... There was one big-ass roadblock in my way in the form of the biggest douchebag in the world.
"OW!" I had bumped into some one and fell on my ass, dropping my book bag and some books as well.
That person turned around and said to me "Well well well, look who it is. Scrambling around the school like a little mouse. You weren't in class today Ali-Baba. What happened?" He was alsow its one of his football teammates, making the situation even worse for me...
"Uhmmmm... uhh...uhh... I-i-i was ... J-just tied up. I'll be going to class now." I got up and started to leave, but James put one hand on my chest and pushed me backwards slowly.
"What're you doin' out here Ali? Don't you know that you're supposed to be in CLASS?" He asked me with a slight smirk.
I was kinda intimidated, I mean I didn't know what the hell he was going to do! He's been passive aggressively picking on me for years, thinking I'm some kind of pervert.
"Hey James! Look at his shirt." One of his football friends pointed to the stain on my shirt, there was a dark blotch on it downward towards the left.
"Ah- Ohhhhhh... What's this now?" James started to reach out with his finger.
"I-It's nothing! Seriously!" I said back to him, tensing up as he ran two fingers across my shirt.
And then what he did was kind of disgusting, he SNIFFED it. What an asshole.
"Hmmm... this is... Semen. Infact..." He then felt the moistness between his fingers and moved them back and forth... Ok so I might've been Jacking it during that "Song Parody" Kyu did, but still for god's sakes!
"I think you must've been Jackin' it on the toilet haven't you?!" Oh shit... I'm doomed.
"NO! ...N-no I..." I answered nervously while blushing.
"I think you're lyin' to me Ali-Baba. How about this? I'll take you to a special place where you can Jack off ALL you want? Let's help out our little friend here Trevor."
"With pleasure." Trevor's the guy with the straight brown hair and slightly tanned skin.
Oh no... they both grab me, and drag me too... *gasp* THE FORBIDDEN ZONE...
"Perfect place for a peep show right compadre?! Hahahahah!" James said, laughing with Trevor.
"No please! I beg of you, don't throw me in the girls' locker room! It'll take weeks to get rid of the bruises and black eyes to come!" I said back to him, knowing what I'm getting myself into.
"Don't worry! We'll be right here to take you back out! But we won't throw you in there..." *Phew*... maybe now they'll put me down-
"We're gonna send ya' flyin' in there!" WHAT?!
"Ready?. One..." They started swinging me back and forth...!
"Two...' No no lord please no I've already been through enough weirdness today!
"THREE!" And then they threw me all the way in as my face crashed through the doors and into the head of a locker. I was seeing stars afterwards and my eyes were spiraling like crazy.
"Hah! Take that ya' perverted loser. Now you'll have plenty to jerk off too. Remember to keep that shit at home, where you can eat yo' meat, AND beat yo' meat. LATER!" With that being said he slammed the doors to the girls' locker room, and locked it completely.
I had gotten up and rubbed my head, immediately sprinting to the door and trying to get it open as fast as I could... but I couldn't. So now I'm gonna miss my NEXT class! ... Why is life so unfair to me...?
I tensed up, fearful that the anime cliche of being trapped and then beaten senseless by a bunch of naked women was going to befall me... however, as I turned around no one was there.
"*phew* Thank the lord. No one's here. I thought I was dead." Thank goodness, I almost thought it might've been over for me... but then I heard a voice, a familiar one too.
"Hello? Hey anyone here? Is someone in there? Because I'm about to lock up before practice starts and I'm also changing right now!" ... OH. FUCK ME.
Tiffany's Perspective
I had heard something, or... someone in the girl's locker room! You see it was about time for Drill practice and I was usually the first one in the locker rooms because I'm just an early bird like that. But I hear someone else saying something. It's weird because I also heard the door opening. Eh, I just figured it was one of the girls coming in to start changing.
But then the voice Identified was... A boy!? Nah, it couldn't be. That's so crazy! Don't boys know the dangers of going into a girl's locker room in an anime? Nevertheless, I decided to check it out. I round about the corner from my locker and to my surprise...
"*gasp* Hey you! What are you doing in here?! Why are you-" Wait a second...
"*Gasp* WAAAAH!" The boy covers himself... I reckon he looks kinda familiar. "Please don't hurt me! I didn't come in here on my own I swear!" He says, cowering in fear.
"Whoa whoa relax Frosted Flakes... everything's ok." I assure him everything is fine for right now. With that being said, he puts down his arms, and reveals himself...
"Hey...I know you. You're that Devin Kid from before right?" Oh man... now this is a little embarrassing. I mean I'm wearing a coconut palm underwear top with just a little skirt & panties...
He looks at me like he's staring... and then his face just lights up a bright, colorful red.
"Uhh...you okay there?" I ask him, smiling a little nervously. Steam comes out of his ears and he just... faints?! Oh my god he actually fainted! His eyes are spiraling and there's blood coming out of his nose! Is he having a stroke?! A seizure?!
"Ohh my god! Hold on are you ok? Speak to me Devin!" I shook his body constantly, but no response...
*********
So he… finally woke up. Thank goodness, I thought I might have to call the nurse. What alarmed me was that his nose was bleeding out and it seemed like he was going through aftershock. Was it because I was half naked?
"Mhm….. mmhhh…..." He's opening his eyes.
"Hey you ok?" I ask him. I know I should be angry and I kind of am that he's snooping on girls in the bathroom, but still I at least had to help him out, so I laid him on my lap so the blood would stop pouring out. I also got him a few napkins to wipe his nose just because I'm nice like that.
"Uhhhh…. I…. I think so…." He opened his eyes and saw me in my cheerleading outfit, I managed to change pretty quickly considering it's 30 minutes until Drill practice starts. But then he kind of freaks out on me and jumps back!
"WHOAAAH! I'M SORRY! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!" He said, cowering in fear like I was gonna lynch 'im.
I just held up my hands and said "Hey hey, relax. It's ok, I'm not gonna beat you up or anything. You remember me don't you?" I said to him.
"Well… of course I do. Your Tiffany Maye…..." He said while putting his arms down, dropping his guard.
"Yeah we met earlier. It's uhhhhh…. QUITE a fancy seeing you in the girls Locker room. Why are you here?" I said while gritting my teeth showing just a bit of anger.
I'm not too mad, but still what if he was peeping? I have no tolerance for perverts…. Trust me perversion kinda runs in my family. You'll know why soon enough….
"E-e-eh Hey it's not my fault! That Jerk James Monroe and his buddy threw me in here and locked the door!" Oh. HIM. That makes sense.
"Oh. So that's why. You weren't peeping on girls?" I asked him while looking straight at him. He looked away from me shyly while blushing. To be honest it was kinda cute.
"No of course not…. I-I would never do something like that. Especially not to a girl like you." Awwww that's sweet! Hehehe.
So as a reward, I make a couple of moves so we can talk on an even level. "Hey buddy…." I grab his chin and pull it towards my face so he's looking directly AT ME and not at the ground.
"My eyes are up here y'know." I say to him jokingly.
"Uhhhmm… Yeah. Sorry about that. C'mon Devin calm down…... remember what Kyu said you need to be confident, cool and charismatic."
"It's ok. So that douchebag locked you in here?" I asked him.
"Yeah…. He is a real douche-canoe isn't he?" He asked me while looking down at the floor slightly.
"Yep! I should know…. He tried to go out with me once." This caused him to jump back a bit.
"Wait what?! He asked you out on a date?!" He said out loud.
"Whoa there tiger, take it back a little you almost blew my ears off. Heheh." He was kinda loud, but I was honestly just playing.
"Oh… uh sorry. Anyways are you serious?" He asked me.
"Yeah I'm serious. Of course I turned him down because I don't believe in dating douchebags. Plus, the way he came onto me was just so unnatural. He's a creep." His face actually lit up upon me saying that, I looked back at him and we exchanged glances for a few seconds before he snapped back to reality.
"Oh uh… yeah! Total creep. I don't know who'd wanna date him right? Always wearing muscle shirts and what not….?" He nervously chuckled while smiling a bit.
"Yeah, and smoking that disgusting drug weed that my friend Audrey smokes…." We started exchanging gossip back and forth.
"And constantly smelling of body spray."
"Dude smells like a metrosexual Skunk with that much stink on him. Heheheheh!" We both shared a giggle together.
"Heheheheh. Yeah… Oh might I ask why you're in here by yourself Tiffany?" He asked me kindly.
"Oh, y'know just getting' an early start. Mama always said that the early bird gets the worm! Hehehe…Yeah. I usually just hang out around campus all the time, so it's not like I wasn't going anywhere. So I decided to come here and do some studying for my Algebra class." I really am an early bird aren't I?
"Algebra class? With Ms. Yumi?" He asked me.
"Yeah! How'd you know?" I told him.
"I take the same class! We're just in separate sections." He said back to me.
"Oh wow….hey you mind if I ask you a favor? I know we just met n' all…. But I'm having some Serious trouble with the material. And I was wondering if you could help me out with it?" I asked him sincerely.
"You mean like…. Tutor you?" He asked while blinking twice.
"Yeah! We could y'know… get together? Do a little study session? Heck we could even be study partners since we're in the same class, help each other out y'know?"
"Y-yeah! That sounds great! Sure! I'd love too!" Whoa, someone's ecstatic. Guess he really wants to tutor me.
"Ok great! How about I come to your address and we can study together? Does that sound good?" I asked him, very chipper in my tone!
"Sure thing!" He wrote down his address and handed it to me. FINALLY I get some help understanding this hard-ass math- OOP! …. Oh no I cursed. I'm sorry but this math is just so frustrating! I can barely understand it at all. But now I've got a cute Ginger nerd helping me out. This should be much easier now.
"Alrighty! It's a date then! Now you might wanna get going because I won't beat the crap out of you for being in the girls' locker room… but the other cheerleaders might." I say to him while pointing to the door.
"*gasp* OH MY GOD! Your right! I gotta get outta here! Just come to my house on Friday or something around 2 o clock! My mom won't be home! BYE TIFFANY!" And then he bolted out of the door like the building was on fire. Hmhmhmhm, I gottta admit he's a total nerdy spazoid with nervous tendencies, but he's kind of cute. Plus, he's the only nerd in this school who isn't a jock or hasn't tried to come ONTO me like a Jock. You would not believe how rough it is being attractive in a school full of perverts.
Devin's Perspective
"No. Freakin' WAY! You actually did it?" Kyu excitedly said to me while holding my hands. I was back home after such a long day at school and I managed to make it home before Mom came home. Hopefully she doesn't know about my skipping class.
"Yeah, I actually got Tiffany to go out with me!... Sort of. She's really just coming over to study with me." I said while looking down, Kyu then held my chin up.
"Hello! That's progress Pointdexter! Now this is your chance to charm her! Get to know her, try and create chemistry between the two of you. Remember everything the books told you." Kyu was repeating so much at once….
She held up one finger and went on a HUGE tirade…..
"Don't slouch because slouching is a sign of weakness you have to be confident so smile stand up straight and whatever you do DON'T look away from a woman's eyes a woman's eyes are the gateway to their soul and if you break that concentration it'll be like breaking glass also try and look presentable to her you don't want to look like a geek in front of her like that show her your smarts but don't make her think that your some shut-in loser even though you kind of are and-"
KYU!
She jumped back a little. "What? Jeez I'm just going over the basics." She tells me.
I just hold my head…. DEAR…. GOD…... "YOU SOUND LIKE MY MOM! STOP!" She was driving me crazy with all that fucking nagging! Shit….
"Ohhhhh… whoops heheh. Guess I over did it huh? Look I'll simplify it for you. Just be cool, and everything will be fine. And get to know her and what she likes. If there's something your lost on I'll direct, you. Sounds good?" She tells me with her fist held out in front of me.
I look down at it, but then close my eyes, re-open them, smile and pound it. "Yeah." I say to her in agreement.
"Awesome. Now let's celebrate your progress! How about a little pussy?" … Wait what?
"What are you talking about Kyu?" I asked her.
"Oh don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about." She then pushed me onto the bed and got on top of me! She's not gonna do it right here and now is she?!
"W-wait! Right now?! Are you seriously horny right now?!" I ask her.
"No. But you need a good lesson in how to pleasure a woman. And I'm about to give it to you, so…. Let's get down to business." Then she started taking off her clothes again. Wait! I'm not ready for this! My face is bright red and steam's coming out of my ears! The girl of my dreams is coming over and she wants to fuck right now?!
12 Minutes Later
"…Can we please not tell anyone about this?" Me & Kyu were sitting on opposite sides of the bed…...we were both naked… but I kind of… came too early. And then when it happened I made a mess all over her…..Yeah I'm not gonna go farther than that.
" Your pull-out game…. SUCKS. What happened you used to be a natural at this before? Where's that porn that douchebag gave you?" She asked while turning to me a little miffed about coitus.
"Well I Uh….. kinda threw it out."
"YOU WHAT?!" Kyu blew up at me like I broke the law!
"That was perfectly good porn and you just wasted it. How could you...? " Now she's crying anime tears and twiddling her fingers. I swear this girl has Bi-polar disorder or something-
*Bell Rings*
"*gasp* Oh my god that's Tiffan-" Kyu covers my mouth.
"SHHHH! If you say shit your gonna blow your cover! You'll lose her completely if she finds out we've been grinding the gurdle! Now just get dressed and answer the damn door." She tells me while letting go of my mouth….."
Tiffany rings the bell again in order to get an answer. "Hello...? Hello Devin you there? I'm here like you asked! At 2 o Clock!" *rings doorbell*
"Coming!" And so I answer the door and I'm greeted to one of the most beautiful creatures I've ever seen in my life…...
"Hey! What's shakin' bacon?" She greeted me with a bright smile and wave, which I also smiled back at her.
"Nice to see you actually came. Ladies first." I said to her, trying to be cool. So I let her inside.
"Nice place you have, it feels rather homey. Small but homey. You wouldn't believe where I used to live, it was huge compared to this. WAY huge." She said. It used to be pretty huge? Hmmmm….. That's kinda interesting.
"Hey you mind if I make us a couple of drinks or a snack or two? I don't wanna be un-hospitable." I tell her.
You idiot stop trying to kiss up to her! That's how females get you! And don't you look at me folks, you know you all do it too!
"Sure thing! If you've got a lemon drop that would be fantastic. Or a milkshake would suffice as well." She said.
"What a bit of serendipity. Because I was just about to make us a milkshake for quick sweetness." I said back to her while walking towards the kitchen.
"Then that works out perfectly! Heh… hard to believe a cheerleader like me who has to watch out for her figure would be into sweet stuff huh?" She asked me with a bashful smile on her face.
"Well yeah. Your into sweets too?" I said back to her.
"Of course! I know I'm like, SOOOO bad for it but I LOVE candy. Jelly Beans, Lollipops, Candy Bars, I can't get enough of the stuff! I reckon I got a sweet tooth. *giggle*"
I can't believe that she actually likes sweets! That's amazing. "Then we're in the same banana boat, because I love sweets too. I'll get started on that milkshake for you. Then there will be two sweet things in the room." Flirtation powers activate!
She blushed and got a little flustered at that comment. "Oh… uhm ok sure. Heheh…" I saw that. And now I think she's actually into me! This is going so well!
I can't believe what's happening to me, I'm actually spending time with the girl of my dreams, Tiffany Maye! Sure most of the time it was just me tutoring her in boring Algebra, but once we were done with that we decided to share that milkshake together and talk. We chatted about so many things…. Like how she's in college to become a registered nurse. Then we got to what I wanted to do for college….
"C'mon tell me!" She kept pressing on.
"No no… I can't it's dumb." I said to her being somewhat modest. Maybe…. A little too modest.
"Oh come on tell me I wanna know! I'm dyin' to know where the wind will take you." Heh. Clever analogy.
"Alright…. But only because of that clever analogy." We both shared a chuckle afterwards.
"I'm really….. in college to become a writer. I want to write books." Tiffany's eyes lit up upon hearing that.
"OH. MY. GOD. I love books! I read 'em all the time! That's so cool, what kind of stories are you into writing? Mystery? Drama? Romance?" She kept pressing on, but I was a bit reluctant to tell her what I was REALLY writing…..
Just be cool, and everything will be fine. And get to know her and what she likes…
What Kyu said echoed in my mind…. I have to be cool… the girl of my dreams is sitting right in front of me and I haven't struck out so far…..
"Well… To be honest I'm writing a graphic novel. A comic if you will." Her expression lowered a bit.
"Ohhhh….that's pretty cool. I guess."
*facepalm* DUMBASS! WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GO FOR FIFTY SHADES FANFICTION OR SOMETHING?!
"Yeah it's a comic about a super-hero named "Electroman". He starts off as a simple boy who longs for a purpose in his life due to his memories being erased as a child…." Her eyes started to light up a little more as she turned her attention back to me.
"His parents were taken away from him by unknown means, but he discovers that he has intense powers, powers that he can use for the good of the people and to find out the puzzle revolving around his life as he tries to piece together his entire life and reclaim all of his loved ones, saving many people in the process while trying to figure out just who he is….. it's nothing special I know. But-"
"Dude are you kidding?! That sounds epic! It's really intriguing. Do you think I could read it?" She's…. asking to read my… OH MAN.
"Y-y-y-y-you….you-you y-y-you w-want to re-read my story?!" I asked stammering like a yutz.
"Yeah! It actually sounds like an intriguing read! I'm not the biggest action fan, but something like that sounds like a Rubix cube of a story! How long have you been working on that kind of plotline?" She asks me.
"Well…. Ever since I was 13. I love this story. And writing is my personal passion, that's why I'm going to school for it." Tiffany seemed rather ecstatic.
"I like that Devin. Tell ya' what? Why don't you give me the book to read tonight, and If I like it…... I might just go out on another "Date" with you again. Maybe then we can really get to know each other!" She gave me another traditional smile…. She's so beautiful…... I often just get lost in her eyes…... one of these days I'm gonna tell her that too.
"O-ok! Sure! That sounds great." So I went upstairs then got the manuscript of the book I was writing. It was all finished but I just didn't know how to publish it.
Tiffany stuffed it into her backpack and zipped it up. "Thanks a bundle. I'll be sure to read it tonight! It'll give me an excuse to not study. Heheheh!" We shared a laugh together again. She's so personable and friendly.
And to think I thought her being the head cheerleader of her school she'd be a complete stuck-up bitch like the rest….. but Tiffany's different. She's warm, compassionate, friendly, kind, and I know I'm rubbing it in like rubbing salt onto a wound at this point, but OH. SO. BEAUTIFUL.
"*gasp* Oh crap what time is it?! Mom might be home any minute!" I said in alarm.
"Relax it's only 4:30, you said she comes home around 8 o clock right?" She said back to me, calming me down a bit.
"Oh right sorry….. It's just that I honestly can't stand my mother sometimes." Tiffany looked away from me when I uttered that sentence, but still maintained a smile on her face.
"Yeah…. I can uh… Kinda relate. Heheh." She sounded a bit… distant when she said that. I noticed a change in her tone.
"What's wrong?" I asked her.
"Wha? Nothing's wrong! Everything's fine!" She said while waving her arms back and forth.
I'm smart enough to know that she's hiding something at this point. "Tiffany…" I said, pressing her to tell me.
"*sigh* Ok, I don't really like my mother as much as the other girls…. In fact, …. Me and my mother….. aren't on very good terms." She said while turning her back to me, she must feel a bit strongly about this….
"Why is that? I mean, I can't stand my mother because she annoys me all the time with her nagging, but at least I talk to her. Your acting kinda weird when you mention your moth-"
"It's none of your business alright! She's just….. a dumb, drunken…. Immature child that's all. She's done nothing for me growing up….. nothing but live in the lap of luxury." Lap of luxury?
The room went silent afterwards….. who knew a conversation could change so quickly?... I wonder what could she possibly mean by saying something like that?... Did her mother really do something to hurt her?
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