Hey Readers! You thought I was kidding when I said Huniepop is coming back didn't you? Well I'm not. I'm making more of an effort to be more consistent with my work, so Huniepop's not going anywhere.
Quick thanks to all of my watchers that have either signed on recently, or been with me since the Fanfiction's inception. So I hope you enjoy the next chapter that FINALLY ends off Tiffany's relationship with Devin.
Welcome back everyone, we're about to jump right into the last part of Tiffany's relationship with Devin, but first let's weave a little tale of Tiffany's past like we did with Audrey, because there's a lot of unanswered questions regarding her relationship with her mother, as well as how she became such an individualistic young woman, who's just as lonely as her partner. Back then Tiffany was just as naïve and innocent as any small child at the age of 6 was. But she was remarkably smart. She had a sharp intuition, got good grades in school, and had an ability to learn faster than everyone else.
She excelled in pre-school and was even allowed to skip 1st grade straight into 2nd grade. On the come up, it seemed like Tiffany was the ideal student for a long time, and her relationship with her mother contrary to popular belief, seemed like the ideal mother-daughter relationship for a while as well. The two of them were very close, mostly because Jessie was home most of the time caring for her daughter. She got pregnant at the very young age of 16 and has been taking care of her young daughter ever since, dropping out of high school, and disregarding college in order to provide for Tiffany. Her mother, Jessie Maye did exactly what she was supposed to do, she kept Tiffany out of trouble, made sure she studied every night, always read her a bed time story, and even watched a couple of cartoons with her every now and again.
Growing up, Tiffany's intelligence at such a young age might be something she picked up from her mother. Jessie might've gotten pregnant at such a young age, but she's not dumb. Jessie is just confident, independent, and sexy. She knew who she was, and overtime her independence rubbed off on Tiffany. Tiffany simply took an initiative to educate herself as she grew older, and with every passing birthday, She looked up to her mother. They were actually much closer than you might think…. Infact….
"Go to sleep now honey, mommy's got to get her own kind of rest too." This is a scene back when Tiffany was eight. Her mother would always tuck her in at night. But….. things felt different this time around.
"Ok momma." Tiffany looked at her mother with the strangest look of fret and worry, her mother was looking slightly down at the ground whilst pulling the covers over her daughter's chest. She instantly perked up afterwards however.
"Ok now that you're all comfy n'cozy, I hope you continue to have those sweet dreams." She toussled her daughter's hair but her daughter looked at her strangely. Tiffany could tell something was off.
"Momma, is something wrong? " Tiffany said while leaning forward on her bed.
Jessie blinked twice and then looked and Tiffany with a re-assuring smile. "Oh nothing's wrong honey. Let's just say…. Mommy's thinking about some things right now, some very private and kind of important things. Things that…. Mommy has to handle. Don't worry though, everything's fine." She then kissed her forehead and wished her good night. "Good night sweetie. I love you." And then she turned off the light and left the room.
Tiffany laid her head down in order to sleep, but she couldn't shake the feeling that something was bugging her mother. The feeling continued as Jessie, wearing nothing but country booty shorts with no shoes on, a blue jeans jacket in order to cover up most of her cleavage (Even though it didn't cover up much. HEHE.) As well as a green Daisy Duke-esque top, she went outside, lit up a smoke and then proceeded to blow.
Jessie leaned on the outside patio of her surreal home within Tennessee, as she looked out into the space between her and the street, she saw a natural couple walking on by. The man in the relationship cuddled the girl close and then proceeded to grab the girl's bottom, causing the girl to giggle, wrap her arms around the man and the two started making out while standing right then and there. He even gave her ass a little smack.
Jessie responded to this with a slightly blank stare at first, but then looked down as shadows came over her eyes, she remembered the days when she was like that….. with her old boyfriend. But then she got pregnant… And now the rest is just history.
Years later when Tiffany started to enter middle school, things radically started to change. Things weren't going so well for Jessie, as she struggled to make ends meet. Her relationship with her boyfriend turned out to be an even bigger "Mistake" than she thought…. Or rather… the one passionate night she had with him. Ever since Tiffany came along, Jessie has worked tirelessly to provide for her daughter, but ultimately it wasn't enough. She had to go on welfare in order to gain enough money to even buy her school supplies, and had to get a food stamps card in order to provide enough food for the house that she lived in. She never had any time for herself, it was always about Tiffany. She eventually lost her individuality, and didn't know how to claim it back.
Tiffany however was consistently growing as a woman, when she entered middle school she went through countless experiences. One of which is the very thing that one would say drove the biggest wedge between their relationship. Jessie at the time was out of options, and would constantly struggle in order to survive. She lived in a run down, wooden home in Nashville, and even that was hard to keep up. Her parents unfortunately were not in her lives, practically disowning her for her past mistakes due to their views on sexuality and how she got pregnant. They distanced themselves so much from her that you might as well have figured they disowned her without the need to even say it to her. Jessie only had ONE alternative… she knew she was a hot young ticket. So she in turn used her body to her advantage. By the time Jessie had turned 23, she turned to prostitution for her main source of income, but even then it was hard to make ends meet still.
Wait, whoever heard of fuckin' prostitutes in Nashville? Are you sure you're reading the right backstory? That's like if I said that Chewbacca from Star Wars decided to work on the Death Star in order to bring back the legs of Stormtroopers for the Wookies to munch on!
… *clears throat* Anyways, the point is Jessie had to find ways to use her sexuality to her advantage. But Prostitution didn't work out due to… obvious reasons. So instead, she turned to pornography. And surprisingly it worked! Jessie broke out as a pornographic actress and started having sex on camera for money. She even turned to the cam girl business and was charging $4.99 a minute for guys just to speak to her. She had a naturally sexy voice, so this was a worthwhile use of her abilities.
Jessie quickly became enamored with the life of a porn star, she grew to love the life that she once dreamed of as she gained more fame and even adopted a different stage name from her original name. But it wasn't really that different, her stage name was "Misty Maye". As she got more film offers, she grew up into her late twenties extremely wealthy. She began to go out late at night and attend parties, get drunk, and come home severely wasted with her hair in a mess.
However, things changed a bit for Tiffany going into her middle school years, she might be distinctly popular now in college, and was just as popular in high school, but back then…. As you know she was the subject of bewilderment from her southern peers….
"Hey Maye!" one of the red haired kids in her middle school walked up to her as she was looking in her locker and started to talk to her.
"Huh?" Tiffany turned around and asked the kid.
"I hope your mom's gonna be at Career day today in class! That should be fun right? Hhahahahah…" The kid walked off laughing. Tiffany did not know what in the hell he was talking about, but in that instance she realized that all this time she never asked what her mother did for a living. Or if she even had a job to begin with! So… she decided to hear it straight form the horses' mouth.
"Mom?... What do you do for work?" Jessie was cooking pancakes in an apron with only a shirt and some underwear underneath. She stopped cooking only for a second, and then turned around to look at Tiffany.
"Huh? What do you mean honey?" She stooped down to Tiffany's level and decided to look her in the eyes.
"Like….. what do you do for work? How do you get so much money for us? I mean you bought us a brand new house and everything, with brand new windows, a balcony, a downstairs play room, everything. How'd you do it?" Tiffany asked. Jessie dreaded this day, she knew it would come eventually. Her eyes widened a bit once her daughter had asked, but then she proceeded to look back up at Tiffany with a calm look on her face.
"Oh of course, I never told you. I'm an actress honey, I perform in tons of…. Rather special movies. Movies that a lot of people often don't get to see in theatres." She then tousled her daughter's hair.
Tiffany was rather excited at the idea of her mother being a famous actress, I mean what child wouldn't?! "Oh my gosh! Then you have to come to Career day next week-" Jessie cut her off unfortunately.
"OH no no no no no no, Mommy has to go to work sweetie. She also has some business to take care of. I've got to film, connect with agents, you know all that jazz right? Now I reckon you should go and sit at the table so I can serve you your pancakes. Ok?" Jessie then turned back and continued cooking the pancakes while Tiffany looked down, somewhat disappointed in her mother, but also sad and confused at the same time.
"Oh… ok momma." She then took her spot at the table.
Things only continued to get even worse as she began to finish middle school, throughout middle school Tiffany was subject to plenty of bullying. She was picked on for her mother's supposed "Profession" …..
"Hah! Look at Maye in that skimpy cheerleading dress! I bet she gets down in even skimpier clothing." Remember the old red-headed gentlemen who for the sake of time shall not be named? Yeah he's gossiping with his own little group of primaries. At a time when Tiffany was well into her teens, she took up an interest in cheerleading, despite not exactly being the most popular of people in Tennessee. She was doing a regional cheerleading practice with her squad as a new recruit, with a renewed sense of energy and enthusiasm she performed her cheers so well that when she flew into the air she caught the attention of several other boys….. that didn't roll over well.
"WHOA. I see London, I see France, I see a blonde bimbo's underpants! Hahahah!" The boys laughed when Tiffany landed gracefully, and of course she took notice. If you remember her confrontation with James…. Then you know she's not one to take that shit lightly.
"'Scuze me boys? You fellas got a problem? I reckon your all peekin' at my panties in the nosebleed section." The funny thing is that she was at the top of the bleacher seats outside where they did drills. You do the math on that one.
"Tch, funny cheerleader. We just find it pretty interestin' that you would take up cheerleadin' with what you & your momma are doin'." The red haired boy had said to her.
"The hell are you talking about?" Tiffany scowled at them and put her hands on her hips as the boys snickered. "Oh what? You don't know?" The blue haired boy to the left of their crimson leader had said to her.
"MAYE! *whistle blows* Come on, we don't got all day to wait for new recruits! Let's go!" The cheerleading coach had spoken her words. Tiffany gave them a distinct glare….. "I reckon I'm gonna find out." And then she left for cheerleading practice. Afterwards, Audrey called her up on her cellphone and asked if she could come
Things only got worse as Tiffany continued pestering her mother about her profession. One day she came home before her mother, ready to ask her straight up if she was lying about being an "actress", but she took a while to get home…. Like…. WELL into late at night.
Jessie came back home in a limousine and stumbled into the house she was currently living in, which was pretty lavish compared to what she was living in before. It was a full house with two floors, a kitchen, dining room, and everything else that Tiffany had mentioned. It even had two bathrooms. Jessie stumbled inside in a massive drunken daze holding a bottle of gin, it was full so she had to take one home for the night. She felt like she had to go and use one of those restrooms, but she also never felt so alive. She partied so hard…. That when she went inside she didn't even notice that her daughter was sitting right there on the couch wondering where she was as she turned on the light.
"Hey mom. Where've you been all night?" She asked her.
"Oh…hi sweetie I…. thought you'd be outside relishing in your youth y'know, going out and hanging with friends." Jessie leaned back slightly and gave her a drunken smile.
" Well actually not really, I've been gaining some friends on the cheer squad but not too many people are….. fond of me. I wonder why….?" She said, making Jessie suspicious.
"What do you mean darlin'? Is something the matter?" She asked while looking at her strangely.
"Yes mom, something IS the matter. People keep patronizing me for reasons I don't understand! I've never done anything to anyone, and they keep directing things all the way back to you. Mom….. what do you REALLY do for a living? Is there something you've done that you're not telling me about? Because everyone else seems to know besides me." She said with blunt honesty.
Jessie simply looked down and began to tell her the truth, she knew she couldn't avoid this day any longer. So…. She told her about her career as a porn star, how she got all of the money she acquired, and how she managed to take care of Tiffany all those years despite being… technically unemployed during her years as a child. She…..didn't take it very well to say the least.
"WHAT?! So this entire time you've been lying to me?! You're not an actress, you're a sex model! Out of all things why would you choose to be….. THAT?! In Tennessee of all places?!" She said, blowing up at her own mother.
"Now honey, It was the only way I could provide for you. I'm sorry I lied but I wanted to wait until you were older so you'd… y'know understand." She said to her.
"That doesn't change the fact that now I'm a big fat laughing stock because of the fact that you basically have sex on camera for money. Also, prostitution?! REALLY?! I'm only 15 years old and I know that that is a shameless way to make money." She said with a cold sense of distrust.
"I did what I had to do for you Tiffany. I had to sacrifice a lot in order to get to where I am today. You are in no position to speak to your own mother that way!" Jessie in turn blew up on Tiffany in a slow, but emotional manner, which silenced Tiffany.
"I'm going up stairs, it's been a long night. Make sure you get to bed early." Jessie said as she shook her head, and then scrounged up the stairs. Tiffany couldn't believe that her mother would say something so….. selfish. What happened to the mother that she used to know…? The one that she looked up too…..?
Things only got worse and worse. Eventually Jessie got so enamored with the porn business that she took a job in a different state. The town in which it took place was named "Dawnwood", so Jessie moved out there with Tiffany in tow. Tiffany was sort of against Jessie doing anything Porn-Related, but secretly she was glad about this. Mostly because everyone talked about her so much she was pretty alienated from everyone in her middle school. So once she finished middle school, her and her mother moved out to the town of Dawnwood.
And that leads us to Tiffany's high school days, where everything eventually changed for the better….. OR worse. Depends on how you look at it considering her relationship with her mother…. went down the toilet. One thing Tiffany had gained from her relationship with her mother is her own sense of Independence. When she arrived at Dawnwood everything changed for her, she gained her brand new set of friends named Audrey & Nikki, who at the time were completely different from her, but she surprisingly helped to break them out of their shells.
She became more of an independent blossoming flower, socializing with many people and continuing her status as a Straight A student. She was incredibly good at cheerleading up to that point, so good that she was promoted to cheer squad leader during her junior year. Her friends Audrey & Nikki would often come to her games in order to just see her, considering they couldn't give a shit about the football games. Especially Nikki…..
So not only did Tiffany gain friends, realize her love of cheerleading, and become the ideal popular girl she always wanted, but she also got a job to support herself! She needed to consider her mother at the time was never really home. They lived up in the fat cat district of Dawnwood in a private mansion, one that Jessie was proud of living in.
She continued her days of reckless partying, drinking, and living in luxury, while Tiffany started thinking about college. She knew college was going to be a big step for her, so she decided she would have to gain her own independence…. without her mother.
"I'm moving out mom." She said to her mother whilst packing her things. She was not kidding.
"What? Already? You're taking a big step hun, are you sure you're ready for the outside world?" She said to her, oblivious to her maturity.
"Yeah I'm pretty sure, it's not like you were so what would you know?" WHOA that's a little on the snippy side. Tiffany walked past her mother as with her eyes closed as Jessie looked back at her with an offended scowl.
"Excuse me?! I reckon you did not just take that tone with your mother? Are you serious?" She said. Jessie followed Tiffany down a flight of steps, and then continued to chase after her, grabbing her arm before she was just about to head out of a pair of large, white doors.
"Young lady, explain what that meant! How dare you talk to your mother that way! Do you know half of what I've done for you when you were young?!"
"Yeah. When I was young." Tiffany didn't turn to her mother; you could tell she had an apparent resentment towards her that she held from her childhood.
"When I was young, I reckon you were a great mother. One that I personally looked up to…. But it seems like you've matured backwards. All you know nowadays is ignorin' the hell out of me in order to party, drink, and have sex with strangers on camera." She then snatched her hand away from her.
"I'm sorry mom but I'm not like that. Not like you, I'm gonna try to go to college, so I've been savin' up my own personal funds for it from the job I worked as a cashier at the mall. It's been a steady climb for me from childhood…. but you….your trying to live backwards. You think that NOW is the time for a bunch of partying and drinking? What about me and MY needs mom?! You didn't really think of me when I was a teenager, sitting at home wondering where you were all the time, always wondering why you'd come home smelling funky, with a bunch of other Tennessee kids silently talking a bunch of smack behind my back…? Did you?" She said whilst not looking at her. Jessie couldn't really sum up the words to respond….
"Yeah, that's what I thought. You weren't there for me growing up, I had to be there for myself. I had to sacrifice a lot in order to get to where I am today… So you are in no position to speak to me as if I'm the immature one. I'm leaving; I can't stay here with you and the way you live. It'll kill my individuality. So goodbye….see you later." Those were pretty much the same words Jessie said to her daughter….How heartbreaking…
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We cut to a pair of opened blue eyes, Jessie had apparently flashed back most of the events of Tiffany's past as a bit of a reflection following her argument with Tiffany inside the bar. She leaned up on her bed in a white robe, and silently started to grieve….. She somewhat felt remorse for what she did long ago. But…. She wiped her eyes and got out of bed to look at a picture of her and Tiffany when she was young. They looked so happy together as Jessie held her by the shoulders and Tiffany smiled with a country parka on made of straw that Jessie's dad had given her as well.
Jessie simply looked at the picture, sighed with a hint of depression, and then put the picture down."Well….it's a new day I reckon. Let's see what'll happen if I do something out of the ordinary." She said in a weird, non-chalant tone….
MY GOD this is depressing. Can't we please go back to Tiffany & Devin now? This was even longer than Audrey's backstory!
Fine, fine. You've really got to stop speaking for the audience.
Tiffany's Perspective
I can feel the glorious warmth of the sunshine touch my skin, as the sun began to come up and grace the sky. Devin was actually the first person to open his eyes, as he managed to curl up a bit once the sun hit him as well. He's almost as squeamish as a vampire! Hmhmhm.
"Mmmmhh…. Aww the sun…. it's so bright today….Ouch….Mmmmmm…." Devin sat up in his bedside on the open end and scratched his scalp full of ginger red hair. Of course he was completely naked if you…. Know what happened in the last chapter. Heheheh…..
"Mmmmm….. Hey sunshine. Good morning." Looks like your favorite ball of sunshine was wide awake! I was pretty much naked too. So I looked over to my right and I saw him look back at me and jump out of bed while being naked, he seemed a bit startled. Is that how it works in animes? You know that weird cliché of when a boy sees a girl naked even though in disguise he's a major pervert?
"AAAAH! Whoa T-Tiffany?! Are you naked?! Holy crap this isn't a dream is it?! I-I mean the sun is out and…. OH man I'm naked too! Does that mean we-"
"YES you dummy. We had sex last night…. Infact uhhhh…. You kind of took my virginity. Heheheh." I blushed, I will admit he was a bit rough, but I absolutely enjoyed it.
"Oh…. Well it's not a dream." He got right back into bed and grasped my hand lovingly, oh he is so adorable I could just eat him up!
"Thank you Tiffany, I'm glad we uh…. Y'know… "Did it" last night. It was really fun. I never expected our relationship to… y'know…. Move this fast." He said back to me while looking straight at me.
"Hmhmhmhm. I'm glad too. I really enjoyed it last night. Truth be told I never expected this either, but love works in mysterious ways."
"Oh trust me I know. Hahahaha!" he said to me whilst chuckling with me.
All of the sudden though, I heard my cordless phone ring… "Oh! I've got a call, I'll go get it and then I'll you to some good ol' country style pancakes okay?" I told him.
"Sounds delectable Cheerleader." He said right back to me. We then shared a quick kiss and I got up out of my bed in order to answer the phone. I couldn't believe who it was….
"Hello? … Wait….mom? Is that you?" It was my mother! Why would she be calling me at a time like this?
"Hi sweetie….it's me I….was just calling to see how you were doing." She said with a more somber tone than usual. That's weird.
"It's kind of early in the morning to be calling dont'cha think? Why call this early?" I asked her.
"Oh….you could just call a mother curious?" She said to me…. I'll admit that got to me a bit.
"Ok seriously mom why are you calling me?" I ask her with a blunt tone. I'm not in the mood to deal with her playful smart-alecky….. ness.
"What? Can't a mother call about her daughter once in a while?! The instant I start caring you get on my ass. After that fight I at least assumed you didn't hate me anymore so…. I don't know I just wanted to see how you were doing."
I folded my arm underneath my bare breasts and kept the phone up to my ear…. "Well… ok I apologize for that. I never said I hated you by the way….but….I'm alright. I just woke up with my boyfriend Devin." I covered my mouth afterwards! OH DAMMIT I shouldn't have told her!
"*gasp* Ooooooooh, you have a boyfriend now?" She said in a taunting tone of voice! Aw man!
"N-no! I didn't say that! It's none of your business mom!" I said in a hyper, nervous pace all at once.
"Oh come now darlin', you know I know what you said. What's the scoop Tiffany? Did you two bump bedsheets last night or what?" Oh dammit…. I guess the cat's out of the bag.
"*gasp* …..m-maybe…. But that's none of your concern! I-I …. I gotta go ok! I'll talk to you later! And…..thanks for checking up on me mom. It…..means more than you know…. OKIGOTTAGOBYE!" Instant hang up, I was not going to be subject to her immaturity.
"Jeez Tiff. Don't you think that was a bit much? I thought you and your mom were cool?" He said to me while holding the covers.
"Not exactly.. but…. I at least don't really hate my mother anymore. I never really did actually…..just….." I didn't really look at him at first.
"You just…what?" He said while bending over a bit. That's when I turned to look at him.
"I was just mad, that's all. Now it feels like all of that pent up anger and frustration…. It's been lifted from my shoulders. You forced me to face it…. I really have to thank you for that Dev." I said back to him with a smile.
"Oh wow…..you're welcome Tiffany. I'm glad I could- …. *gasp* Oh my god…. OH MY GOD! I got it!" Huh? Wait what's happening?
"Eh? Whaddya mean Devin?" I asked him.
"I got the perfect idea on how to end my book! Electroman Adventures! And now I have you to thank for it Tiffany! You're the best babe." He got right up and hugged me, giving me a sweet kiss on the cheek too. But it also was kind of weird….. Considering…..
"Uh….Devin?...We're still naked."
"OH! OH yeah right-right sorry, sorry! I uh….I got caught up in the moment." He then let me go…. Oh jeez he's as hard as a rock. I tried not to look down at his… "little guy", and blushed when I looked down.
"Why don't you put on some pants while I go downstairs & make us some pancakes now? You're in my house after all so it's only fair." I told him.
He then responded with a kiss while I had my eyes closed, that's so….romantic and unexpected. Wow he really has grown. "Sure why not? Thank you cheerleader." I giggled! I just couldn't help myself, God I love that ginger cutie pie.
Devin's Perspective
Electroman's Log: Stargate 07/18….. As I run a log out from the space catacombs of the great Trioid, I reluctantly say that I've finally figured out what and where everyone has gone. I just couldn't believe where it all came from, and where it has come too. Throughout the adventures in space that I've had I've always had this sneaking suspicion that I wasn't alone. And I'm not talking in the sense of someone's following me. I know I once had a past life…. I just wondered why I could never find out about it. Turns out the entire time…. -
"Devin honey!" Awwww mom. I'll never get this damn book finished with her constantly prattling around. Oh wait… have I told her that I have a girlfriend yet?! SHIT! I totally forgot to tell her!
"Y-yes mom?!" I yelled from inside my room.
"Open on the door honey, I just want to talk." I immediately got up out of my writer's seat in front of my computer and opened the door for mom. She was standing right outside.
"Oh uh… hi mom! What's up?" I asked her with a nervous look on my face.
"Devin…. Did you not tell me that you have…. A girlfriend?" She looked at me with a disapproving look on her face as well as her hands on her hips. I know this is gonna sound weird but….
OK! I'll say it for you before this gets a little creepy. His mom is INSANELY hot. She's got TnA in all the right places. Though I think little Ginger snap is taking in the view of breast mountain.
I tried not to look at them…. But I couldn't help it. She's just got some really big t-… Anyways! I shook my head in order to gather myself and I responded accordingly. "Yes ma'am….. I-I-I I'm sorry I didn't tell you when you got home! I just rushed upstairs to finish the book I was working on and-"
"OH I'M SO HAPPY!" She grabbed me, and then boob hugged me! Shoving my face in between her large breasts!
"BLLGH! MOM I CAN'T BREATHE!"
Irony is a cruel mistress. Got any extra whips in that sexy play room you call LIFE?
"OH I'm sorry Devin. I'm just very happy for you. You've finally grown into a man. There's no need to stress about the fact that you didn't tell me. Though…. I wish you would've! Why didn't you?" She then dropped me.
"I'm sorry mom. It's nothing against you really, I was just excited to finish my book. I plan to become a writer and…. Tiffany- Eh…. That's her name Tiffany, gave me the inspiration I needed in order to finish it! She thinks it has the possibility to become a best-selling action novel." I said to her, slightly excited about the possibility of that happening.
"That's fantastic. I'm so thrilled you've finally found someone who inspires you that much." She then hugged me softly without her breasts being shoved in my face.
"I'm so proud of you Devin. You're a very talented young man, but your also growing AS a man. You're a lot less like your father….honestly I don't know what I was so worried about. You continue writing that book sweetheart, I'm gonna get out of your way! I hope to meet this "Tiffany" girl very soon." She then brought me back up and grasped my shoulders.
"Don't worry mom! You will…thanks mom. I love you." We shared one final hug….
"I love you too ginger snap." Wait what?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! GET REKT BEE-YATCH.
"Uhhh…. Ok I'm gonna go back to writing that book now. Don't you have somewhere to be too mom?" I asked her while a nervous drop of sweat trickled down the side of my forehead.
"OH! Yes of course I have an important business trip to go on." She kissed my forehead and then started to make her leave. "Bye sweetie!" And with that she left.
I'll admit I was a little…..MIFFED at the nickname she gave me. But I shrugged it off and went right back into writing. "*sigh* …..moms. Who can figure 'em? They're always bugging you about something."
Kyu's Perspective
Seems the school year is much closer to ending than I thought, cause the sun is blazing down like a BITCH. But it's a damn sexy day outside, so it's totally chill as fuck. And shut up that sentence was so not ironic.
Anyways, looks like Ginger Snap's prowlin' around GlennU looking for his cheerleading girlfriend. He takes a few good looks using the street-crossing method, but then comes across James & Kelly, you know the Douche-canoe & The Big-Titted tramp?
*Sssssst* OOH Looks like he suffered a good slobber knocker, cause that dude's wearing a nose-brace. He walked right past Devin while hand in hand with Kelly.
"If you're lookin' for her, she's in the GlennU fields." Wait what? How does he know about their relationship?
Devin smiled slightly. "Thanks James. How's that nose of yours holding up?"
"It still hurts like hell, but I'd say it's healing up. Go get her tiger. You're lucky, I won't let you get away with that again." Say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
"Hhmhmhm. Just watch your mouth next time douchebag."…CAN A LOVE FAIRY GET A DAMN LETTER OR SOMETHIN' HERE?!
Don't tell me that Ginger snap actually- ….. OHHHHHHH. *sigh* that boy has become a man. Damn I'm good! Well…. He then went straight into the GlennU football fields, and who do we find there doing a couple of fantastic cheerleading drills? Why Tiffany of course! Surprisingly, Nikki's waiting for her in the stands, do those two wait on her hand n' foot? Jeez I know they're besties and all but it's like they stalk her. Damn.
However a peculiar red-headed bitchface walked up to a seemingly bored Nikki who sat there with her hand on her chin and her elbow on her knee. Once she noticed her presence, she looked up and stared at her.
"Audrey?...Tch, you're the last person I'd expect to see here. Why are you-"
"Can it blueballs. I'm not in the mood, I AM however in the mood to support my best friend, who I'll tell you has forgiven me for what I said earlier. So why don't you do us both a favor and keep your condescending bullshit to a minimum. Get it? Got it? Good." She then sat down next to Nikki and looked out at Tiffany doing drills. Damn I've got to remind myself to party with that bitchy redhead. She looks like fun.
After a while, morning drills of course were over, and Devin had finally came by, watching his girlfriend do her drills the entire time. He gave her a little leeway to hang with her cronies so she could reconnect thought. They pretty much talked up a storm over there like they were teenagers again. They even shared a couple of forgiving hugs. But eventually…
"Hey Tiffany!" He approached them unannounced. Looks like all that girl on girl action is over.
"OH! Hey Devin! What's shakin' bacon?" She ran up, hugged her boyfriend's neck, and then kissed his lips ever so softly. But then she retracted because she was still hanging with her friends.
She looked back at them and let out an awkward "Uhhhhh…"
"Bitch go have fun. We can't tell you what to do, so do whatever the fuck you want. I don't give a shit." Audrey folded her arms and legs and looked away from Tiffany.
"Thank you Audrey! Let's go Ginger Snap." She smiled at him. I knew that would catch on. Seemed like he didn't mind when she called him that though. Maybe he's been called that so many times he's just used to it by now?
Now the next thing you see is the two of them walking hand in hand together through campus. I gotta admit, I was watching from a nearby perch, and they do actually look cute together. Maybe love isn't as bad as it seems. I mean if Devin's happy then I'm happy!
The wind started to blow as the leaves on the trees began to fall down slightly, only a few of them. But some of them got on Devin & his girl. Don't ask how I did that. Just know that I did that.
"Hmmm? Why are the leaves falling? It's spring." He said out of his mouth.
"I dunno…that is kind of weird?" Devin then blinked twice and looked back up at the trees…. OH Shit he saw me! Nah, I'm just dickin' around I wanted him to see me. I waved goodbye at him and he waved right back at me.
"Thank you so much Kyu, you're a miracle worker I swear." A….miracle worker? Damn well…. Teheheh…no one's ever called me that before.
"I hope you know that you made life so much better for me." He then winked at me and left with his girlfriend. Wow….that was kind of nice. So nice that I almost shed a damn tear…I guess love really isn't all that bad after all. What was I thinking right? …..
Sex is still better though.
Alright that does it for Tiffany's story! Once again thank you all so much. Now I'm at 11,000 views! Let's keep this gravy train rollin' as next week we jump straight into the next lucky guy that's gonna be the bachelor for our sexy, down-to-earth teacher Ms. Aiko Yumi! See you next week! ;)