Sorry this one's a little late readers, but nonetheless here's the next part of Huniepop – A Romantic Comedy Anime. Also I kinda made a mistake last chapter near the end, if you've been paying attention most of you would've noticed it by now. I'd like to apologize for that, TBH that chapter was a bit rushed. Remember to leave your thoughts on new chapters! They come out every week or so.
The sacred bond between a male & a female human being is often one of many emotions, that being mostly associated with the idea of "Love". Love is a treasured feeling that everyone wants to have, however the true bearers of the relationship ideal, the ones who wear the pants, the beings that are the true bosses when it comes to penis & vagina relations are the women.
Women are the real bosses of both Love, and especially Sex. It is one of the many things that they mostly have over men, as most men nowadays often want to only get their dick wet. So who do the men turn to in order to get it up for the women? Why the love fairies of course!
Love fairies are the true protectors and torch bearers of the human relationship between the fairer sexes. Using the power of Passion, Flirtation, Talent, Sensitivity, Joy, Romance, Sentiment, and above all else, Sexuality, Love Fairies are the winged matchmakers of the world. But how do the love fairies draw the line between Love & Sex? Who's to truly say that Love Fairies are mostly about sex only?
That would be our favorite little Love Fairy, Kyu Sugardust. She's all about the sex with no strings attached; however she'll soon discover the true purpose of a love fairy, as love continues to surface through the air. Kyu is about to gain a whole new perspective on life.
Kyu's Perspective
"So what will you have?"
"Hmm just give me a nice cappuchino with some whipped cream, sugar & chocolate on the rocks. OOH! And do you have those amazing muffins with the chocolate chips inside them? I love those things!" That's me, I'm at the nutmeg café after a job well done! I deserve a little snack of course.
"OOH also can I have like 4 chocolate chip cookies? And maybe a hot chocolate too? Oh and also a-"
"I'LL BE RIGHT BACK….with your order." Jeez. Talk about rough service, I wasn't even done. Try that shit in real life blue's clues & you'll get a one star rating on Yelp complete with cuss words in the review. But I'm not stressin'! Because this sexy bitch just got a mega-nerd, mega- LAID. Aaaaahh…. This is great. Another successful mission! I swear I have to start giving myself pats on the back, because boy I am damn good at what I do.
Don't give me that stare behind those keyboards & computer monitors! I think I've earned a little boasting thank you very much, sitting down in a natural booth with my hands behind my head, laying back in my casual outfit with my adorable pink & white fedora hat on. I say, it was a bit of a rough ride, but I managed to book ol' ginger snap a one-way ticket to Poonsville…. Well ok not really. I actually just set him up with one girl, the cheerleader Tiffany Maye. And I've never seen him so happy. The last time I remember feeling so good about the job I've done was when I set up my last client with that Mamacita with the big tatas. I don't know what it is, but I can't help but feel great about it. Maybe it's because I haven't had any sex in a week or so. It's officially been a week since the day those two got together… and maybe I'm losing my touch.
That and I haven't had a Playfairy or Rustler magazine in-between my legs when I go to sleep, my god what's happening to me?! Am I going soft? Or… is this what Lady Venus was talking about? *ring ring* Oh hello? Hold that thought. My trusty, lusty, busty, dusty Huniebee needs me. Try saying that five times fast. I pick up my phone and answer it as quickly as I possibly can.
"Yo! This is the Pink Purloiner speaking, how may I brighten your daaaaay?" I say in a sing-song kinda way. Am I feeling too chipper? I think I'm feeling a little too chipper today. "OH! Lady Venus, of course. Yes I managed to succeed with the client, it was a bit rough, but I totally succeeded in setting him up with the perfect girl….. Yep! The lovely blonde Cheerleader from before! I had to pry pretty deep in order to set him up with her, but this sexy pink pirate struck gold baby!... Already? Shit…." I said in my casual outfit. She wants me to come back for ANOTHER assignment! Can't a Love Fairy catch a damn break?
"Alright, I'll be up there in a few minutes Lady Venus. OH by the way….. There's something I wanna talk to you about when I get up there, something that perplexes me. I'll tell you when I'm there, Ciao!" Aaaaaand hang up. Don't worry, she said her goodbyes and all like that, I wasn't gonna go rogue on my boss. But in general there was something I was wondering about…..
"Well, fancy meeting you here!" Hmm? A familiar voice just struck my eardrums. It sounded rather pleasant with a hint of deepness that made my panties melt. Right before me stood the same guy I met in the Sky Garden from before! Y'know the blue-haired, yellow eyed dude? Eros was his name I think.
"Whaaaaat? Dude what are you doing here?! It's been awhile. I gotta say I didn't expect to see a fellow love fairy here." He took a seat right in front of me and we got to chatting about how our jobs are going.
"Yeah, I just finished my part of the Job. Work was hella rough, but I think managed to make it out without breaking a wing. Heheh!" Ohhhh psssssh! Stop tryin' to be modest man.
"Oh please, someone with your swagger? You must've been going on a killing spree." Eros looked at me with an eyebrow raised, wise to the joke I was making.
"Well, they don't call me lady-killer for nothing. I line 'em up, and shoot 'em down." HA!
"MURRRRDAAA!" We both said out loud. If you can guess where that's from, congratulations you are now a fangirl. And yes that applies to boys too.
We both shared a nice chuckle, keeping the mood light right before I continued on by saying "So what's your kill count at so far? How many sexy bodies have you claimed huh?" I asked him.
"Well…contrary to popular belief, I've actually only been on top of one girl." ONE? Just one? I call shenanigans.
"Really? Well that's disappointing." I say with a rather let-down tone of voice. But I immediately perk back up and say "Well, regardless! Who's the lucky gal?"
"Well…She's a nice blonde girl. MAN you should've seen her, she was pretty, had great curves, a nice life ahead of her, newly-related dreams and aspirations. She seemed like that girl that everyone liked…" This is starting to sound AWFULLY familiar….
"She was also a bundle of joy and confidence! Her smile could really light up a room! She was so energetic and friendly in fact, that you could call her a…. CHEERLEADER." He then looked at me with this sly ass look on his face. YOU cheeky motherfucker.
"*gasp* NO WAY….Get the hell outta town! You banged the cheerleader?!" I asked with my hands clasping the table.
"Yep. Totally bagged the girl next door." Playa Playa!
"ALRIGHT! Gimme some man!" We give each other hand-claps for a job well done. I gotta say that's pretty awesome, getting to bang the cheerleader like that. We'll have to take his word on it because, y'know it's not like I'm gonna force you to go back a couple of chapters just to see him bang Tiffany… even though I totally want to see that. SHUT UP! Don't judge me.
"That's totally sweet! Y'know I'm guilty of being a little naughty myself. I've already banged her boyfriend. TWICE." Now THAT I don't need to prove. You guys saw it happen.
"Oh WOW, someone's a Pretty Pink Promiscuous Princess isn't she?" Well don't you have a slick way with words?
"Heheheheh! What can I say? Kyu's the name and Sex is the game! The best part about it is, I actually managed to set him up with Tiffany. So I hope she doesn't feel bad about banging a love fairy before banging a nerd. Hahahah!"
"Oh yeah I know." *Record Scratch* Wait what?
"You knew? How?!" I asked him generally confused. Like WTF? Is he stalking me or something? Does he take notes of how I dominate my profession? How does he know about me setting up Devin with Tiffany?
"Who d'you think helped Tiffany notice Devin in the first place?" And the SLY ass smile just keeps getting' bigger.
"*gasp* SAY WHAAAAAAAT?! YOU were helping me out the entire time?! I feel cheated now…." Oh how the anime tears from my gorgeous cosmo-green eye sockets fell like waterfalls… TwT
"Aw come on. If it's any consolation, Lady Venus was the one who gave me the assignment." That just makes things worse!
"What?! Venus told you to help me set up Tiffany with Devin?! … Ok look dude. You're a cool guy and all, but I don't NEED anyone's help doing my job. We could totally hang out some time, and I'm always available if you need a little stress relief. *winks* BUT… I kinda like flyin' solo. If y'know what I mean." I say while putting my arm on the table side.
"Soooooo, no Cloud 9 then?"
"What?"
"No cloud 9? You usually do it yourself so I guess if your that high off your own juices then I'll stay out of your way." Wait what is he talking abou- OHHHHHHHHHHHH…. YOU CHEEKY MOTHER FUCK-
"VERY….CLEVER…." I said while grinning with slight annoyance. Must. Resist. Urge. To make. SNAPPY. COMEBACK. WILL JUST. FUCK HIM…. LATER!
"Hehehahahah! I'm just messin' with you. I know what you mean. But in general there was no way I wasn't going to take the assignment Kyu. So naturally she told me to keep it on the down low. Besides, we got the job done right?" He asked me while folding his arms.
"Well yeah! But I thought that I got the job done! Now I feel cheated! And besides, This sexy love fairy always works alone. I have been workin' it alone, and baby…." I got up, and gave a little pat on my booty, wiggling it at him with my pink panties showing underneath.
"I'll keep workin' it alone, so please don't take this the wrong way, but you can kiss my ass!"
He licked his lips like a predator about to pounce on his prey for dinner. "That can be arranged…."
"OH….You're good." I turn around as we looked at each other and gave rival glares, though to be honest I'm….kinda jealous of the guy. He's doing my job too. and doing it a bit better than I am…. Shit.
"OH SHIT! That's right I gotta get back to Lady Venus's castle soon! I'm afraid this is where I bid you adieu. Remember, I can do bad all by myself." I say while holding one finger up as I start to walk off.
"Oh I know, Just don't FUCK yourself over ok?" OOOOOOHHH HE'S SO LUCKY I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
"OH SCREW YOU!" I say while heading back to the Sky Garden, spreading my wings outside and taking off into the beautiful blue skies.
- Sky Garden -
Pretty soon those beautiful blue skies turned straight into pink, as I managed to fly straight into Sky Garden with all of its luscious floating islands, castles, and of course it's gorgeous gardens. They don't call this place Sky "Garden" For nothing people.
I'm gonna skip the bit with the guards this time and get straight to the good stuff, wanna know what I did to them THIS time?...I turned one of them into an air balloon and watched him fly away!
"Have fun getting Mario down Luigi!" I said to them as I walked right past them in my Fairy Uniform. One of them was inflated like a giant balloon while the other jumped up to try and get him down by grabbing on his shoelace! Hahahaha! My god that shit never gets fuckin' old.
Venus's Perspective
The castle walls seem rather shiny today, the murals were officially painted and sculpted with the mesmerizing pictures of the great love fairies of the past that came before yours truly, the sun was baking down on my body, and I felt rather hot. You could just see the sweat, trickling down my delicious body as it crawled into the crack between my breasts. I was so hot in fact…. You could even see my nipples through the dress. This was not intentional ladies & gentlemen, make no mistake….it's just really hot outside today, and the goddess of love prefers to walk around without underwear. It's more comfortable and FUN that way… hehmhmhmmh.
"Kamadeva! Darling!" I wave my hand to my servant Kami, you know the darling brunette haired girl with breasts that rival my own and this absolutely precious pair of glasses?
She immediately came into my room and ran up to me as quick as she could, coughing and wheezing once she came to a stop. "Y…Y….Yes…My lady?...What can I do for you?" … She said with her hands on her knees. My goodness is she really that tired? She has the figure of a goddess. Why does she get so tired while running?
"Kamadeva, I'm sure you've noticed by now but it is so dreadfully hot…." I said to her while fanning myself with an actual fan. My green hair blew in the wind as I looked at my finger nails to check and see if the sweat got underneath.
"Yes of course my lady, it is rather hot in he-" Kami looked up at me, apparently flustered by my little Wet dress. Granted it wasn't TOO wet, but it was sweaty enough to the point where you could see….well you know. Just a little bit, but still you could see them.
"Could you be a dear and go get me a drink please?" I asked her while putting my hand on my resting throne arm.
"Y-yes ma'am!" And just like that she was off, and back on again. Coming back with a lovely iced-tea and lemon. I would much prefer a nice cup of Whiskey, but the heat isn't exactly the best place to be getting drunk. "Here you go your highness, a nice cup of iced tea just for you!" Ohhh time for a little bit more fun with her. I put on a devilish smile and lean back in my throne with my right leg bending a bit and tilting upwards. My left leg is still let down so you couldn't see underneath my dress. I also flip my hair back, and put my hand on my head.
"Ooooohhh…. Kamadeva…" I say to her in a rather sultry tone of voice that feinted a flirtatious weariness.
"It's so ridiculously hot in here, I don't think I can go towards the drink. Do you mind coming over here and giving it to me?" I say to her, looking straight at her afterwards.
Kami's face just blushed and turned bright red, to which she went right up to me, swallowed her "Pride" and had one of the most flustered looks on her face I've ever seen. "S-s-s-sure Lady Venus…."
"That's a good girl…." I say to her. She then proceeded to grab my chin and feed me the drink as I leaned up. The juice managed to trail down my chin and neck, straight into my breast-cracks…But it seems like the party's over before it even started. Because….
*Door slams open* "Hello?" I hear the familiar voice of my best female love fairy. Kyu Sugardust just entered the room. Giving Kamadeva free reigns to high-tail it out of there.
"HI KYU! HERE HAVE A CUP OF ICED TEA AND FEED IT TO THE MISTRESS!" She scampered away. Awwww….And the fun was just beginning too.
Kyu watched as Kamadeva left in quite a hurry. But then she immediately looked back at me and said "I smell Ecchi shenanigans." She said with a perverted look on her face.
"Oh humdrum. I was just messing with her. She didn't even have to do what I said for her to do, her real directive was to hand me the drink, not feed it too me." I said while waving my hand back and forth in a "Don't mind it" manner.
"You are so mean Lady Venus. Hahahahah!"
"I'm terrible I know. But I promise that won't happen all the time….Keyword being ALL the time. But enough about that, let's get down to the serious business." It was high time for Kyu's next assignment… but this time…. Things were going to be a BIT different for her going in. Time for a change of pace…. Her next lesson will be a bit more…. HANDS-ON.
Kyu's Perspective
Anyone else get the feeling that Kamadeva has like a TOTAL lady boner for my boss? I mean who wouldn't? She's the fuckin' goddess of love! She's got a body like no other. I personally want to lick her up and down like a lollipop! But alas….we are not meant to have nice things.
"Alright! So what's next boss? Gimme somethin' good I'm SMOKIN'!" With this much confidence I think I might have to retract my previous statement.
"Of course. Very impressive work as usual Kyu, you actually managed to turn that ginger dork into a confident stud with a lovely lass on his arm. Splendid. BUT….let's see what you can do with a man who's been married 3 times…." WHOA…MARRIED? Like…. ACTUALLY MARRIED?
I blink twice in confusion, racked with distraught….….I gotta admit that kinda threw me off. But I quickly gather myself! Because Kyu don't back down baby! Mama takes on all challengers! Lady Venus extended her arm and then used her powerful magic to create a large green orb in front of her face. The orb had a small green star inside of it….
"So what's the big deal this time? This another part of the "Lesson" I'm supposed to learn or something?" I ask with my hands on my hips.
"Not exactly Kyu, this is just your assignment. I'll tell you about that little "Lesson" you're supposed to learn later." She said to me with her legs crossed. Goddamn she's got some sexy ass legs…..Sorry I was distracted.
"This is called the power of "Flirtation". I'm sure you already know about the massive effect flirtation has on the ideology of love & sex?" She said to me.
"Duh! Flirting is awesome. I love a good flirt, and I'm pretty flirtatious myself. So yeah totally!" I say with my hands behind my back.
"Well of course, Flirtation can be used for Sex. But what if it can be used in love, FOR sex?" Huh? Is she speaking some kind of weird language or something?
"That….doesn't make sense Lady Venus. Using flirtation in LOVE, for SEX? Aren't those two like polar opposites?" I say to her while scratching one of my twin pigtails.
"*Tsk Tsk Tsk* Oh Kyu. You have a lot to learn after all." Hey! Wait a second!
"What is that supposed to mean!?" I ask her, only raising my voice a little after hesitating to answer. WHY is everyone trying to piss me off today?!
"Oh nothing. You'll find out soon enough. Now look inside." The orb approaches me and I clasp it in my hands, looking inside of it I see a glasses wearing, Asian looking guy grading papers. He had on a plum purple collared shirt with emerald green eyes and slick black hair.
"That man is named Hweng-Jun-Seyong. But most people call him by his American name, Hweng Deymond. He's been through some very troubling marriages in his life, so he needs some guidance on the right path." Alright! Now we're talkin'! Someone who's been through a couple of bad marriages huh?... Yeeesh. Marriage is like the WORST way to kill your sex drive. You should be doin' it like a couple of young, wild teenagers in love. Not like a married couple! Married couples do nothing but argue.
"Now, there's actually a little "Provision" I've put in place for you to complete this assignment." She said to me.
"Oh really? Well I'm ready for anything! Bring it on boss!" I said, eagerly awaiting what she has in store.
"I don't think you're going to exactly like it…..But only because you asked! Eros!" Wait…did she just say Ero-
"Yes m'lady?" OhHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK ME.
I look back and there's that handsome devil standing RIGHT FUCKIN' THERE! She cannot be serious…. I turn back to Lady Venus with my head creaking like a rusty gear the entire time it's turning. "Uhhhhhhhhh…..Lady Venus….what's he doing here?" I ask her.
"Well Kyu, He's going to be helping you on your next assignment." FML.
"WHAAAAAT?! B-b-b-bu-but Lady Venus! I've always worked better alone! Why now?" I said with a rather disappointed tone of voice. Why is she making me work with someone I want to fuck with?! I'll be too horny to focus!
"I have my reasons, but they won't be revealed until you complete the mission. Eros is going to be working with the female who will be matched up with the likes of Hweng once he finds her." She says to him.
"What?! This isn't a game of matchmaker! With all due respect my lady, but I thought we were about making men into babe magnets! Not playing Cupid!" I say to her with my arms flailing about. I'm totally spazing out right now!
"My goodness Kyu you really ask too many questions. Eros will you please take care of this?" Take care of this!? What do you mean?! Don't deny me boss!
"Of course my fair lady. I'll come back for my assignment in the meantime. But for now!" Hey! He just picked me up by my hips and legs bridal style! DAMMIT I DON'T LIKE MARRIAGE!
"HEY! Put me down you big brute! I will not be denied! I demand worker's compensation! You haven't heard the last of me! I will go on strike! I'll protest! I demand answers! I'LL GET THE HARDICK BOYS ON THIS IF I HAVE TOO! I WILL NEVER BE SILEEEEEENNNNCCCCEEED-" And the doors closed as he carried me out of the room….. Goddamnit.
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Back outside in Sky Garden….
"Let me go dammit!" I'm still flailing around like a spaz, virtually pissed off for what happened inside. There's even a vein mark on my head! Dammit I will not be cheated like this!
"Yeesh! Alright your more feisty than my sister." He then sets me down and I put my hands on my hips, demanding to know what was going on.
"Ok hot shot, WHAT the fuck is going on?! You know something that I don't! I demand answers!" I said to him while pointing at his face.
"Hold on!" He said putting his hands up. "Now now, if I told you the secret of my magic tricks, there wouldn't be as much fun in the secret now is there?"
"I know more magic than you."
"You can't prove that."
"I can prove your lying by using magic."
"Why do you need to know anyway?"
"Knowing is half the battle."
"You're not G.I Joe"
"And you don't have a show in Las Vegas. Who's complaining?" Would you like some fries with that extra salt?
He started to growl a bit while gripping his fist, but then he just sighed in defeat…. "*sigh* ….Alright fine. I guess….I'll work with you on this case. Who knows it might be fun?" But don't think for a second I'm gonna give up my title as top love fairy!
I offer my hand for a shake, and he shakes it. Goddamn he has a really hard ass shake, good grip on ya'. I can only imagine what those fingers of his could do.
"Y'know Kyu…..I don't want this to be a competition between us." Wait…..huh?
I blinked twice and responded with… "H..Huh? Y-you don't?" sounding a little flabbergasted.
"Not at all. We're both love fairies with things to do and goals to accomplish. I'm not here to de-throne you as top bitch. I'm here to assert my status as a god, I just though you should know that. Also, you're really fun to mess with. Heheheheh!" He put one hand behind his head and chuckled heartily.
My cheeks puffed up in embarrassment as he made me blush red….wait…no one ever makes me blush red! What the hell is happening to me?! "Yeah well….I'll mess with you later. I've got to go find this Korean guy Hweng. See you on the surface!" With that I took off into the sky.
"Alright! Once your there, one night we should get together and just go have a beer! Or a martini! Or something! I'd like to get to know ya' a little better! Messing with you isn't the only thing I wanna do!" Ohhhh I'm sure Casanova….i'm sure.
Hweng's Perspective
The blazing glare of the sun touched the grounds of the University of Glenberry early in the morning, it was a fairly radiant day. The students continued to walk around the college campus, scurrying off to class, some of which they were late for. There were students of all types, shapes, sizes, and ethnicities here, a thing that I appreciated about this university, welcoming all races with open arms was a rarity in the world. In my personal opinion, this is one of the most racially diverse & ethnical universities I've ever worked for. It also had the best-looking women and the fairest of young ladies. As a university professor, my job is to simply survey the school on my downtime and take in the grandure of beauty that Dawnwood provides, but when it's officially go-time I teach biology & occasionally sub for AP Alegbra classes on the eastern side of the campus. It is a fairly high-paying job, and I do enjoy it immensely.
"Alright students, let's get ready to open up your textbooks & study the structural parts of Molecular Biology." I was wearing an emerald green vest with a red tie inside and a white shirt, as well as black pants & brown shoes with a hairstyle & glasses that might remind you of a certain boy who lived. I was simply writing down several beginning notes on the board before pulling down the projector tarp to present the college slides to my class, though I don't think they were paying attention…. mostly the females.
"Now now, let's snap back into reality and try to keep things right here." I had to level with my class, some of them were giving me these looks, though… I can't say I mind the attention. I do have rather devilishly handsome good looks if I do say so myself. I keep in fair shape, and I'm quite tall for a man my age. Even though I just started going into my 30's, so right now I'm starting out my mid-life crisis being ogled at by university girls with hearts vibrating in their eyes rather cartoonish-ly. Did I mention that my name is Hweng-Jun-Seong? I'm an Asian man from Korea who is the head professor of Biology with a graduate degree in science at the University of Glennberry. But you can call me Hweng Deymond, my American name. It's a pleasure to meet you.
"I know it can be rather hard to focus with me at the helm, but let's try and shoot for those high grades now ok?" I adjusted the pair of glasses I was wearing and went back to the projector. "Molecular biology is a study of the interactions of the various systems within a cell, including the interrelationships of DNA, RNA, and protein synthesis and how those interactions are regulated…" I continued to go on and on as the class (Or mostly the females) diverted their attention from myself, to the notes on board.
Later on, after the 1.5 hours in class were up, several of the females at the University approached me, asking for their grades on a quiz I just gave them last week in class. " , is it ok if I have my test results back now?!" One of them was quite ecstatic. There was a brown haired one, a red-haired girl with freckles, and one of my best, brightest and most beautiful students, Tiffany Maye. She was the blonde school girl in the cute red & white outfit straight out of a gift box from Christmas time.
"Yes well… I don't exactly have all of them graded yet ladies. You'll have to wait till next week. My schedule is fairly busy." As they all crowded my desk the ladies sighed a sigh of disappointment, but then one of them leaned on my desk, exposing a decent amount of her cleavage. Although I must say I am enjoying the view…..
"But sir, I want to know if I got a good grade or not! If I didn't, is it alright if you take me in for tutoring?! You take tutors right?!" Only two of them acted this way, Tiffany was just sitting there minding her own business waiting for the other two to leave me be.
I raised my hands up and decided to take them up on their offer. "Uhhh...yes ladies well I'd be glad to take you both in a private session of tutoring. But not right now I must get prepared for AP Algebra in the morning. Here just turn your papers in and email me, we can set up a time & place then." I told them, just to remain formal. I know what you're thinking…..
Is the red-haired girl one of Tiffany's friends? The answer is now; remember I did say she had freckles. The girls let out a disappointed "Awwwww" as I said "Now now girls, just turn in your papers and we can begin a new tomorrow. Let's just turn in our papers for now hmm?" I calmly let them down easy and sent them on their way.
"First world problems professor Deymond?" Tiffany was the next one to hand in her paper. I must say out of all of them I do enjoy her the most, she seems like the most well composed, as well as the most gorgeous blonde on campus. Though I have no interest in her, because I prefer girls my age.
"You could say that yes…." I said as she handed me her paper. "It's nothing though; I wouldn't even really call it an issue, just a minor annoyance. I don't know what is up with the females on this campus. Are they all this fertile?" I asked her. "No offense!"
"None taken sir." She said while smiling. "They just love hot guys with deep voices. That might have something to do with it." I raise my eyebrow in an attempt to joke with her.
"So you are calling me "Hot" hmm?" I tell her with my hand on my chin.
"Oh! Well uhh…hehehe! I'm just calling it like I see it Professor! You're a very handsome man." She says to me.
"Thank you very much Tiffany." I said to her with a smile. "Your welcome professor, see you next class!" With that she scurried off into the campus. I gathered up the papers together and put them in my suitcase, ready to head off on break for the moment. Being a university professor isn't a demanding job, actually it's my pride and joy. But it can be a bother with so many unwanted you girls pervading their way into my privacy. Especially with what happened to me back then…
Kyu's Perspective
Ladies & Gentlemen the sexiness has landed! After arriving on earth once again and getting away from that sexy bastard Eros, it was back to scouting out for my assignment. This time I was on top of a rooftop above the university and looked out to try and find the poor sap. Using my magic fairy goggles that were pink obviously, I surveyed the entire campus.
"Ok…. Nothing yet…..birds playing in the campus fountain…A group of nerdy dudes walking…..An awkward schmuck dropping all of his supplies…" HA! Schadenfuerde.
"Let's look over heeeerrre…..tooooo…the… *gasp* HOLY SHIT!" My mouth just dropped in awe of what I saw! It was the sexiest thing I've ever seen in my life….
"There's two hot red haired chicks making out in a vacant classroom in the building across from me! Ooooohhh…. Now one of them's goin' down south….OH MAN this is hot…." You can take a look for yourself. Lemme just turn the camera this way…..
The next thing you see is just two girls with red hair of varying shades having a passionate moment…..OH MAN I WANNA JOIN THAT SEXY PARTY SOOOOO BA-Record Scratch-
"OH GODDAMIT! Don't lose focus." Now I gotta turn my attention back to the stakeout. I have to find Hweng Deymond. He should be a Korean looking dude with black hair & green eye- OH MY GOD A TEAM OF FEMALE SWIMMERS IN SWIMSUITS!
"RRRRRGGHH! WHY DOES THIS SCHOOL HAVE TO BE SO SEXY! FUCK!" I only gaze at the sexy swimmers for a moment…..or two….or three…Fuck you I wanna stare at the girls in swimsuits. My magic binoculars can't see through walls for nothing.
"Huh? What's that beyond the windows though?" Right behind the windows in the building housing the swimming pool… I see my target! Phew. I thought I might've had to rub one out to pass the time here. *bell rings* Saved by the bell! Alright Hweng, prepare to meet Kyu-pid!...
*puts a gun to her head then it goes off and transfers over to the next scene*
Hweng's Perspective
It's now evening time outside, as the lunar moon's heavenly glow shined down on the university, I was preparing to leave and go home for the night. Getting my coat out of the supply closet, and securing my bag full of papers that are going to need grading, I made my way to my car and drove home.
Like I said being a university professor is never a demanding job, but grading papers will almost ALWAYS be a pain in the ass. It's often so boring and there's often way too many to truly grade, but I don't complain because it's what comes with the territory of being a university professor. However….. It wouldn't help to have someone alongside you in order to help you out in your grading.
I stop in the menial suburbs of Dawnwood right across from the regional houses of the district, those houses are rather small, but regal in appearance with a bit of an Asian charm to them. Though they look no different than any normal American house, so there really isn't anything too glaring about them that sets them apart from any other houses. However the one that sat right across from my apartment complex is truly what caught my eye. There was this lovely garden there that I couldn't help but admire as I went past every time. In fact I started to drive right past it as I went home and turned on the street I lived on from the intersection….
Gotcha! I'm right here buddy boy, I hope those Korean stereotypes aren't true! Cause Kyu's comin' to get ya! Oh BTW I'm right above his roof on the apartment complex he's on. ;)
After admiring the lovely garden across the street, I got out of my car, went inside the apartment I had, and closed and locked the door. Another fact about me is that I actually own the apartment complex that I live in! It's not a very large complex, just a simple building with simple apartments but I invested in it so I could make more assets to pay off most of my liabilities. I have to make money someway other than just teaching. Teaching biology is my passion for sure, but I did come to America to see what all the "Hub-bub" was about in the land of the "Free" and the home of the brave. So according to American customs, those who make more money thrive and survive here. Same back home as well, just not exaggerated to a degree. Looking at you Gangnam district.
After closing the door to my apartment complex, which was quite large & luxurious, I looked over at a picture. It was me, and a woman I….once knew…..I picked up the picture and sighed at it.
"Chun-hwa…" I said to myself…She was….my former wife. I'd rather not talk about how we split up…..but in general I also try not to think about it. I keep that as a reminder that…..Well…here's another fun fact. When it comes to "Love" and the fairer sex… let's say I don't exactly have the best of luck.
For the night I simply adjourn to my desk and begin grading papers for over an hour, then I watch a round of some …. "suggestive" films for about an hour. Hey everyone does it, it's not like I'm exactly "Getting Some" anyways. And cook myself some nice teriyaki for dinner. Once all of that is done I take a shower, and head off to sleep in my emerald green night clothes.
At night I can only dream of one day…. ONE DAY things would've been different with Chun-hwa….she's one of the reasons I just left Korea. Not only was I un-happy there…..but it seemed like everything just going wro- Ouch. Something poked my nose! I open my eyes and then look up, blinking twice…and then what I saw mystified me, and at the same time completely startled me…
"Hey. Are the rumors true? Do Koreans really have small dicks?"
That's all for now folks! And again I apologize about all of these late submissions, but I'm currently working a new job and trying to get all of my last assignments in before the semester ends. Studying hard is no joke. So thanks to all the people who bear with me through it all. I'll try to be more consistent in my upload schedule.