Welcome back readers! Again, I apologize for this being three weeks late, but work had me running around like crazy last week. Lucky I got off until Saturday so I'm free to write the entire week!
Hweng's Perspective
I couldn't believe what I was seeing….It is literally like something out of a fairy tale storybook, something that only the imagination would think of. Was I dreaming? Or did someone just break into my apartment without any real consent of person or privacy with this strange costume on? Either way it was quite strange…. I mean…. It's not every day you see a pink haired fairy girl sitting on her knees looming over you while you sleep. And to make matters even stranger, she asked this question….
"Hey. Are the rumors true? Do Koreans really have small dicks?"
"AH!" Out of instinct I knocked her off the bed and got up with her bottom hitting the floor with a *THUMP*. She must have one big rump if she hits the floor and causes that much noise. Might awaken the neighbors…..I have to be careful.
So I point at the strange girl and demand to know her business in my humble abode. "Who are you?! And why the hell are you wearing such a ridiculous costume?! What are you doing in my apartment?!" I ask in alarm and confusion.
She simply gets up and wipes herself off. "Jeez! Touchy! Shit….Y'know that's not how you treat a lady!" She says while putting her hands on her hips.
"You broke into my apartment. How did you get in here?! Answer my questions or else I'll be forced to call the police." I said with commandeering gusto.
She held her hands up and said "Whoa whoa whoa! OK! Sheesh you people are getting harder and harder to deal with on the first meeting. Listen pal, what you see is what you get." She then expanded what looked like fairy wings on her back, releasing them and radiating a magical aura that was bubblegum pink in color. I could actually feel the magical presence inside of her…. What is going on in my life right now?
"I'm a fairy, and since we don't have time, and the audience has been through this shtick before, My name is Kyu, and I'm here to help you!" She said, not really explaining what she means.
"What do you mean "Help"?" I ask her.
"I MEAN help you out with gettin' some poon! My job as a love fairy is to help you get laid and find that one special girl who-"
I began to cut her off and immediately elaborated on what she said next. "You're here to help me in my sexual frustrations and to transform my love life by pairing me up with someone who you think would help me figure myself out in an attempt to achieve happiness in a relationship with my apparent soulmate. But judging by your usage of slang earlier, you really just want to help me be sexually active again. Is that correct?" I'm a very factual person when it comes to assumptions. No one comes into your room and looms over you with such a ridiculously pink outfit and feigns being "Cupid" like this. You'd think they were a lunatic.
"Ooooohhh smartie huh? Does that mean the rumors ARE true?" Very funny.
"No they're not. I assure you my penis is quite l- Wait a minute why am I talking about this with you?! I have no interest in pursuing sex."
"WHAT?!" She looked devastated, as she turned white and her spirit started to float outside of her body like she had just seen a ghost. She also fell to the floor in shock, I ended up poking her, generally wondering if she was alright.
"Uhhhhh….are you ok?" I asked her.
She immediately sprang back up and said to me in a raised and rather frantic tone of voice "What kind of man doesn't want the booty?! HOW can you not want the booty?!" She asked me.
"If you must know, I have no interest in pursuing sex, or getting into a relationship right now because I just got out of a bad relationship….. I do not feel like pursuing one right now. So take your love juju somewhere else." I told her straight up. After what happened with Chun-hwa….. I'm just not really feeling the idea of "Love" or "Sex" right now.
"Wait…bad relationship? What happened in your last relationship?" She asked me point blank.
"WHY should I tell you?"
"UGH! You and the questions! Can't a fairy just help a brother out? Why are you so shut-inside with relations to the fairer sex? I mean a sexy love fairy comes into your room and you're not at least a LITTLE interested in what she has to offer?" She says to me while I put my hands behind my back.
"First of all, you came into my room unannounced. How do I know you're not some crazed burglar or something?" I question her on her presence here.
"Have I stolen anything from you yet?" She retorts back.
"Not…that I can see?"
"Then do I LOOK like I'm robbing Fort Knox here?! I have no ski masks or black hats or crowbars so chill out homie! God." She says with her arms folded. What sass….
"Wait a minute….how did you even know where I live?!" I asked her again.
"WHAT IS THIS?! Jeopardy?! 20 Questions!? Ugh…." She reaches into her pocket and pulls out a pink cell phone of some sort. It has the appearance of an average smartphone. "This little wonder is called the Huniebee. I was given my assignment and downloaded it into this. This magical little device is able to track a person's location."
"You have a cell phone that allows you to stalk people? You don't think that's at least a LITTLE strange?" I ask her.
"…..No, why?" She shrugged. This fairy woman is out of her mind.
"You…..have issues." This was a faulty move on my part, as she decided that my comments were too much and decided to grab the place where the sun don't shi- OUCH!
"ALRIGHT. You're pushin' your fucking luck Gangnam Style! Now listen here, either you listen to Mama Kyu, or else I'll confirm the rumors & stereotypes about Koreans in the worst way possible! Stop with the questions already!" Sheesh, talk about out of character.
"ALRIGHT! Just let go of me!" Her grip on my privates loosened a bit and then I felt a slight jump in my pants. I could tell she was feeling it too….
"Aaaaahhhhh….. so the rumors AREN'T true." Oh my god…..
"Now that we've got that out of the way, it's time for introductions. And this time, let's TRY to start things out on a positive note ok? My name's Kyu Sugardust. And yours is Hweng-Jyun-Seong or Hweng Deymond right?" She even knows my real Korean birth name? What can't that little devious device do?
"Yes….Now I hope you don't mind me asking this Kyu, but what purpose do you have for wanting to help me with my love life? What good is it to you?" I ask her.
"Well in general, it's just what a love fairy does. Our job is to turn boys to men. To change little virgins into alpha males! To transform peasants into kings! TO-" She's going on and on about her job. She must really enjoy it.
"I GET IT! …. *sigh* but is that really all you do this for? Because it's your job?" I continue to ask her.
"Well I also do it because my boss tells me too. The Goddess of love Venus, but sex is my pride & joy. My one passion, and uniting other human beings in love & sex….well mostly sex but sometimes love too, is something I enjoy doing. I guess you could call me "cupid" in that sense, but I'm mostly about getting people laid." With that outfit on I wouldn't expect otherwise.
"That seems a bit…..counter-intuitive." I tell her. It does if you really think about it.
"What? What do you mean "Counter-Intuitive"?" she says back to me while looming over me with her baby-doll pink lingerie top.
I put my hands up and tell her to step back a bit, because she was kind of looming in my personal space. "Whooooaaa…. Ok back up a bit little miss cupid." She does as she is asked. "First off, you may need to try and focus on improving your grasp of the concept of personal space. Secondly, what I mean is if your goal initially is "Sex" then what's the point of being called a "Love" fairy? Wouldn't that imply that your trying to help people find "Love"?" I tell her.
"Y'know Devin said the same thing when I worked with him….." She said while looking down slightly, her arms still folded.
"Devin? …as in Devin McAllister?" He's actually a student of mine in AP Algebra.
"Yeah! How'd you know? Do you teach the little Ginger Snap?" She said to me.
"Yes I do. He's a student of mine in AP Algebra. I teach up at the local university." I said back to her.
"Wow. It's a small world after all. Anyways…. Well yeah I guess you're kind of right. I mean in general, I prefer sex over love. But…. *sigh* I GUESS love is cool too." She says with a rather "Yeah sure, I guess" kinda tone.
"Kyu, if I may call you that, love and sex are completely separate from each other. You do know that don't you?"
"Of course I do! Don't assume I don't! Who's the professional here?" She says back to me.
"You might be a love fairy, but that doesn't mean you know everything about love & sex. On the one hand, Love & Sex do go hand in hand in a relationship, but to find true love, there has to be a connection on multiple levels. That's hard to pull off in real life. That's why I find that this is pretty hard to believe. Love is a complex process, while sex is easy. So what are you really after? Love or sex? Because right now I'm not really interested in eith-" She pointed at me and waggled her finger in front of my face.
"Alright that's it! I'm tired of you telling me how to do my job! You think you're so smart huh?! Well since you say I should be a love fairy, I'll show you how damn good I am at my job! I'll stick around and find you the best possible love interest so you can be happy without having sex! I know I'm damn good at my job and I'll prove it too you! In fact, I'll show you by telling you about something I know about YOU." Oh goodness….I feel stalked now. Like she's been stalking me for an unspecified amount of time….
"What exactly do you mean?..." I say, raising my eyebrow in suspicion.
"I know that you've already been through three different, horrible marriages." She knows about that?! …..
"*gasp* ….." I grunt and sighed, then looked down.
"Hey…..if it's any consolation….. I apologize for how I came in here and tried so hard before. I know that you're still hurting, and to be honest I don't know the details of the relationships that you've had. I just know you've been through three bad marriages. But if you let me help you out, I can turn that around for you and make things right. Or at least…. help you make things right." ….Something like that…..
"That would be…nice. Thank you. I guess I'll engage with you on this adventure and see where it takes me. But next time, please don't go sneaking into people's apartments without them knowing?" Kyu nodded and put her hands behind her back.
"Sure. I won't next time…. *cough* If I can help it."
"What was that?"
"OH nothing! Your looking tired, why don't you go back to sleep and I'll leave you too it. I'll bother you tomorrow and we can get started on the babe hunt. I'll explain everything else on that day, sound good?" She said to me only once.
"Yeah sure. Just be sure to knock first so I know you're here."
Kyu's Perspective
OOOOOOOOHHHH That stupid, four-eyed, Korean, Smart-ass, Green Goblin, shit-eating, know-it all! Who does he think he is, telling me how to do my damn job?! I am a love fairy dammit! I know who I am and what I do, Love & Sex!... But mostly Sex! Who's a human to tell a magical being like myself how to conduct human relationships- ….Oh wipe that stupid grin off your face behind the computer monitor I know what I said!
After our little "Chat", by the way that was a GREAT way to start off our partnership; I took refuge on the roof of his apartment complex and stared out at the moon in frustration. I looked up at it, with its shining glow coming down on me, and then looked down past my knees and began to think about what Hweng said. I mean that shit REALLY got under my skin! Seriously, how can a love fairy not know what love is? I know what love is! What, just because I've never felt that kind of thing doesn't mean I'm incapable of feeling it, or even knowing what it is forreal! I know exactly what it-
"Hey there!" Who is that? I look to my left and…. *sigh* Here comes the fairy pretty boy. It's Eros walking up towards me with his angel wings spread out. He folds them in and then walks up to me with his hands in his pockets.
"Oh hey hotshot…..you find any good girls yet?" He stops about halfway from where I'm standing.
"Not really. It's baffling though, this is one of the sexiest towns in the state. You think there would be some decent women out here to pair up with a decent guy. I'm sure we'll find some sooner or later." And then he sits next to me as I continue to look down past my knees.
"What's with you Kyu? You look down. That's not normal." No shit Sherlock.
"My client is being a smartypants." Eros chuckled and then snickered right next to me!
"Hey! That's not funny asshole!" Is everyone trying to piss me off today?!
"Sorry, I'm not laughing at you. It's just the word "Smartypants" sounds kinda funny coming from you." He said to me while chuckling and looking at me.
"Hmph….. That Korean jerk tried to tell me how to do my damn job. He said I don't know the difference between Love & Sex! And that my job as a "Love" Fairy was hard to believe." I told him, with a very noticeable anger in my voice. You don't tell mama Kyu how to do her job. I've been doin' this WAAAAY longer than anyone else. Except for maybe Eros. Only Venus knows how long he's been at it for.
"Well Kyu….He's not exactly wrong." Bitch WHAT?!
"EXCUSE ME?!" I say with a VERY angry face! =( - Yeah! Just like this one!
"Whoa! Ok hold on, listen what I mean is, we love fairies seem to be all about the sex. Now as a love fairy whose purpose is to one day become a god like Venus…..I can tell you that's not true. Try looking back on all of the relationships you've brought together. They didn't end in friendships with benefits, they ended in total romance. If you're going by the original standards set in by love fairies before you…..then you do kinda suck at your job." My eyes sort of widened, a stream of waterfall tears fell down my face.
"YOUR RIIIIIIIIIGHT! *whines* I've been whipping boys for weeks now! Turning them into romancers instead of sexual studs! I don't know what happened to me…." I put my hands into my face and just sit there whimpering….maybe Hweng was right.
"Hold on, before you go into a spiraling depression…..flip it over." Wait what? I take my hands off of my face and look at him strangely. Giving him this "Da fuq" kinda look.
"What in the hell are you talking about?" I ask him.
"Flip it over. You know how when you sleep on a pillow and the cool side gets really warm and uncomfortable? Just flip it over and then the bottom half is automatically cool again, same with your job. If you flip it over and draw on the perspective of just making others happy with whom they are with….You've worked miracles. I can't believe you don't see it." He then proceeded to grab my chin and look at me like he was flirting.
"Look at it with open eyes and try not to focus only on one thing. You'll find it a lot more fulfilling if you dial back a moment and not focus entirely on the sex. You do it so much it almost turns me on." I glare at him slightly, but then let my guard down and close my eyes for a bit.
"I mean…. Just look at what happened with "Ginger Snap" and your client beforehand. They're pretty happy now, as they've been set up with the girls of their dreams, for you that should be an accomplishment." He then gets up and looks down at me with the moon's glow highlighting the best features of his cobalt blue hair and stunning yellow eyes. My god he's so ridiculously cute….
"I'm sorry if that sounded a bit harsh before. But try not to beat yourself up ok? You did a good thing. I mean, a love fairy that's' ACTUALLY about love? Tch, what are the fucking odds right? Anyways, I'll see you later Kyu. I've got to continue girl hunting." He then spread his wings and flew away…
Hmmm…I guess a change of pace wouldn't exactly hurt. I mean, my initial goal with that korean Harry Potter look alike was to get him a girl for the night, not a girl for a lifetime. But….maybe that's what's best for him, and what's best for….me? I ponder over that thought for a moment while lying on the roof of Hweng's apartment complex, continuing to look out at the stars in front of me…..
Hweng's Perspective
Many hours into the morning sunrise, I awoke to hear a knock on a wooden surface ringing in my ears. I was sort of groggy since it was early in the morning, but I still got out of bed to answer my door in my underpants…..don't ask why I was in my underpants.
The person at the door kept knocking and I got up and smacked my lips in order to wash the taste of morning breath out of my mouth. I usually go and get myself a nice cup of coffee & prepare for my morning before I head off to work, but this time is completely different. I had to answer the door because part of me knew who it was….
"Hello…..?" I answered, clearly sounding a bit fatigued from all the sleep I managed to get last night. Surprisingly, Kyu was the one to greet me at the door. She stood there in her normal outfit, the pink-baby doll lingerie she came in with her hands behind her back. She had an…admittedly adorable look on her face.
"Rise n' Shine! its morning, and you've got a lot of work to do today Hweng." She said with a bright smile on her face and a pair of closed eyes.
I simply responded with a yawn and then said "*yawn* of course…Just let me get my coffee ready and I can get ready to teach at the University." Kyu's eyes opened back up. "Wait wha- NO! I mean we gotta start scoutin' for some ladies!" She came inside and closed the door to my apartment.
I started up the coffee maker and put some coffee beans in a brewing cup, then put water in the pot and turned the coffee maker on in order to gets come easy coffee to start my day. I felt much more energized and relaxed after sipping on a full cup of coffee while fully getting dressed. I know I have to abide by Kyu's purpose for being here, but in general my career always comes first.
"Kyu, I have a responsibility as a university professor, I can't just neglect my job. You know that." I said to her as I took another sip.
"*sigh* Yeah I know. And plus if ya' don't work you won't get any munie. And no munie = No hunie. Well what time is your break?" She asks me.
"*sips another cup of coffee* It's around 12:30 when my first class is over. Why?" I asked her while looking at her.
"Duh! In-between classes we're going to play a game. You said you wanted to find love right?" My eyebrow was raised, looks like she's holding up her end of the bargain. "Yes….?"
"Well then my friend, is ready to play matchmaker!" She said while patting my back. "But first, we're gonna have to set a few ground rules." I was puzzled, I didn't know that ground rules had to be set in order to help me find love…..
"Ground Rules?" I said while raising my eyebrow even further. "YES Ground rules. For one, you'll need this little beauty." She handed me an emerald green cellphone like device. Strange….this isn't like an cellular phone that I've seen in America…..
"What is this?" I asked her while holding it up to my face.
"Remember that awesome cell phone I had before called the Huniebee? Well that's yours now! You've got your own version! With this you can see what girls are doing when you meet them. By physical touch, you can interact with girls and track their location once you meet them! It even has an advanced tracking module that downloads data on other girls inside the Huniebee data banks. You can also determine their favorite traits, their preferences, a whole bunch of stuff!" This thing is the ultimate stalker weapon…..god help the women of America if this gets in the wrong hands…
"Something like this shouldn't exist…Ugh….Alright well I'm a responsible adult, so it's in good hands." I said to her.
"Wait….DUDE! Don't make me think of such horrendous things!" Oh no, what have I done?
"I-I- I said nothing! Don't mind it, I just said this shouldn't exist! I wasn't suggesting anything!"
"I know you said that men shouldn't wield such power inside of a phone that only crazy Ex-Girlfriends would be capable of! That's so sexist dude." What?! But that's not what I said!
"You're putting words in my mouth!" I said with quite a riled-up tone of voice.
"Hahahha, yeah I'm just kidding man. Look I'd never trust someone if I knew he was…. "Like that". I get the drop on my clients before working for them. Mama Kyu ain't no foo'." She has a strange way with words.
"Anyways, Grab you shit! We're goin' to school! Tell mama we'll be back by 3 o' clock n' make sure she's got cookies on table because we'll be having a hard time calculating all the time it'll take to call all the numbers you'll get! Also, there's ONE more thing." I raised my eyebrow and gave her a suspicious look…. "What exactly?"
"I'm gonna need a form of…. "Upfront Payment" of course. This ain't free." She said while folding her arms.
"Oh of course, I should've figured. Although I don't know what a Love Fairy would want with earthly currency." I got out my wallet and started to bring out some dollar bills from last week's paycheck. "So how much do you charge…..?" She started to bring my wallet down and gave me this….look. Like her eyes were inviting me back into bed, and my intuition tells me it's not just to take a nap.
"Oh no…I don't want your money. I'm here to bust a myth. My form of payment is nice, wholesome, good ol' casual sex." WHAT?!
"Are you serious?! Sex in the morning?!" I said while looking at her funny.
"What's wrong with sex in the morning? It's just a quickie, no one will notice. And plus it'll be like wanking it to porn! It's quick, easy, and you can just get it out of the way! Sorry dude but that's how you pay for my services. So if you don't mind, I'm gonna play mythbusters and see what's under the hood…." She reached for my private area….but I HAD to stop her.
"No."
"No?! Whaddya mean NO?!" She asked me looking somewhat confused and startled.
"Exactly as I said. No. You'll get your "Payment" but I'm not like other horny teenage boys. You have to earn your sex first." I said back to her.
"UGGGGGGGGHH! YOU ARE SO UNFAIR! Why ya' gotta spoil a girl's fun maaaaan? Not cool…..UGH I've never done this before, but fine. You win." She then snatched her hand away.
"Good. Now, shall we most on along and get the day started?" Kyu sighed and put her hands on her hips.
"Yeah yeah, go ahead and get to class, I'll meet you there at noon and we can go girl hunting for…. I don't know an hour or so. But what am I supposed to do while you're gone?! It's 8 in the morning and I'm still horny." My god she's insatiable isn't she?
"Well…..I do have a computer."
"…..Problem solved. Have fun in class!" Goodness gracious….she certainly is a lot to handle. But as long as I keep my head I can get through this…..I still have a hard time truly accepting this as reality. I mean…..she's a mythical creature for god's sakes! And now she's coming in telling me she's going to help me with my love life? How ridiculous is that. It sounds like some kind of scenario from a Japanese cartoon or something….. *sigh* Oh well. If she succeeds in her mission, at least I'll once again be able to declare myself happy with another woman. Who knows? She might actually teach me something about love after all…..imagine that. A fairy teaching a Professor about love…how crude.
Aiko's Perspective
Whew! Shit is it breezy out here or what? …Fuck. I need the breeze. After all that's been happening to me in the last couple of weeks, I can't say the breeze doesn't feel good. It's nice n' sunny outside at the park, and on top of that it's such a nice day. I know I should be feeling nice, what with the sun glaring down on my skin giving me sunburn and shit. Gotta have that Hi-C, am I right?! Hahahah…. Hmm. But…..I just can't help but feel a little down. I don't know maybe it's the mish-mash of first world problems that plague the nation right now, or I'm just tired of having to deal with college boys ogling at me during classes instead of paying attention…Ok I'll be honest that shit's kinda hot. I dunno what it is….
"Aaaaaaaaaahhhh…" I'm just sitting here sighing, don't mind me….no seriously don't mind me I'm not in the mood. And of COURSE someone approaches me from beyond the void. Great. But wait….it's not that bad. It's actually someone I can totally vibe with.
"Oh, good morning Aiko!" Oh hey, lookie here. It's my old friend Beli. I wonder what she's up too?
"Oh…Hey Beli." That's not my natural tone of voice I swear. I can totally be chipper when I say hello to people…just…not today.
"What's wrong? …..Seems like something's bothering you." She said right back to me, I could kinda hear the genuine concern in her voice. That's just like Beli, whenever she feels bad vibes, her good vibes infect you and bite into your skin like a mosquito, though that's not exactly a bad thing.
"Yeah…LIFE." It's a crazy game that I'm not having fun playing. Though for some reason this elicits a giggle form her. I wasn't making a joke?
"Hmhmhmhm. How are classes going?"
"Ugggghhhh….I don't wanna talk about that." I honestly don't. You'd think I'd be a lot more enthusiastic about working my job as an Algebra professor…. YEAH that's not the case. I'm almost honest all the time, but that shit was a fucking lie.
"Hmmmm….well I've got just the thing! I'm headed to the beach to work on a few poses, you should join me! Nothing like a little exercise to melt that stress away." Exercise huh? Well my amazing figure could use a stretch or two….Nah. Going to the beach and back to school? Yeah that would just be ASKING to get fired. Besides, the last thing I need is to be on a beach with tons of hot men & women, sweaty bodies and undersea under garments n' all. It's like a free buffet for the eyes, but it's a death sentence for my job. Besides, Horny & Miserable don't mix very well.
"Ehhhhhh….not today. I'm just not feelin' it." I just decided to let her down easy. I'd really prefer to enjoy my time alone. Maybe another time when I'm out n' about I could enjoy going to the beach. With a body like this, the first thing I love doing is showing it off.
"Will I at least be seeing you this weekend at the studio?" Oh did I mention I do yoga? Her yoga class is pretty popular. You might be seeing more of it later.
"I'll be there. I don't think I have anything else going on for once." I said to her, I had to give her something. I didn't want to make it seem like I'm on the verge of suicide or something. And I'm not! Trust me there's much, MUCH worse that could be happening to me. Buuuuut…
"Great! Can't wait. See you there!" And with that she left.
I dunno how Beli does it. She manages to stay so….peaceful and joyful all the time. But I guess that's part of the reason why I like Beli. Her joyfulness kinda reflects off on me sometimes. Right when she leaves I even crack a smile and look out at the trees. The birds are busy playing in the trees while making peaceful chirping sounds. This is what I needed, just me, peace & quiet, and nature. A simple way to relax, but I'm a pretty simple chick. I know I don't look "simple" because of the glasses, but trust me I'm a pretty simple girl.
The glasses don't lie however; I'm a university substitute professor of Math & science with a Graduate Master's degree in Mathematical studies that teaches Algebra up at GlennU. What I can DO with this degree….ehhh we'll talk about that later. But the glasses, the weird duck-tail hairstyle and the big breasts don't lie. I'm pretty Japanese, and my name is Aiko. Aiko Yumi. Nice to meet you.
Hweng's Perspective
"C'mon Hwengie let's go! There's gotta be a couple beautiful broads out here somewhere!" Out of all the times to drag me through the park looking for an ideal mate, why is it today when no one is around?!
"But Kyu, there's no one here. The park is somewhat empty with only a few exceptions." It's rather strange, usually the park would be bustling with plenty of tourists & walkers.
"Uh…YEAH. That's why we're here! If there's less men here, that means there's more of a chance of you finding a broad that chills here. Women need their seclusion too, so there's likely someone around here that's just floating on by." Her logic is severely flawed….but I roll with it anyways to avoid another argument. Anything to avoid another verbal howling….
"*sigh* Alright. Where to begin then?" I say to her.
"Don't worry about it, I'm scouting. I've got eyes that can spot dainty dames from a mile away! Like a blonde chef with falcon eyes!" ….She's….referencing something isn't she?
"Whatever you say Kyu." And so I begin my search, looking around trying to find a "Suitable" woman that I'd feel comfortable approaching. After taking a few steps forward and walking through the park, I actually stopped for a second…..what I saw was something….not even the likes of Chung-hwa or any of my previous wives could match. Unparalleled beauty…..She had a somewhat short figure, but also wore these tight short shorts that made her butt look even tighter. Plus she had amazing, sexy long legs and a rather ravishing figure…..I think I've found a possible suitor.
"KYU….I think I've struck gold." I told her while she was still nearby, scouting. "Dude what'cha say I can't he-gasp- …DUDE….BRO…..asian chicks?...DON'T get me started. AND She's Japanese too?! I have like the WORST case of yellow fever….EVER….Like a YELLOW. PLAGUE." Jesus Christ in heaven….
"This is PERFECT!" She gives me an unnecessary smack on my bum. "Good eyes man!" I rub my butt and give her a rather annoyed look. "Ouch….anyways, how exactly do I approach this woman? I mean she doesn't exactly look like she's in the mood to talk…" I've never wanted to talk to someone of such beauty SOOOO badly. I mean, I'm still a bit iffy on the whole idea of "finding love", but when I see a gorgeous woman, I know I'll have the confidence to at least keep in contact with her after the initial conversation.
"This is honestly a tough approach…. She looks like she's kind of in a shitty mood so…I'd say something stupid to cheer her up!" Are you serious?
"How in the hell would THAT work? And plus, what do I say?" I'm a man of logic. I don't speak stupid.
"It doesn't matter! Just say something stupidly funny to cheer her up! The stupider the better. I'll be on the sidelines waiting for you. She can't see or hear me so if you fuck up anywhere I'll be right here to lead you back on the right path. Now get on in there!" She then pushed me slightly towards the Japanese woman I had my eye on, but I muster up as much courage as I can muster, swallow my pride and fears, and approach.
I simply start by walking right next to her and looking out at the nearby tree in front of her, it seems the birds are playing around…..Uhhhhhhhh…
"So…..Fuck these birds am I right?"
HAH! Bingo!
I can't believe I'm actually doing this….I actually enjoy the birds!
"Hahahah! No, I like the birds." Oh….well then that makes two of us.
"I'm only kidding, I just thought you were quite attractive and I wanted to come on over and bother you for a few minutes." Being honest with that comment at least.
"Tchchchhaha…. Nooooo, I look like a mess right now. I'm sure my hair just looks stupid." She's blushing….I think I'm in!
Like flint! Now go in for the kill!
"So might I ask what you're doing in the park by yourself?" I ask non-chalantly while putting my arms on the fence and keeping eye contact with her.
"Ohhh nothing much, I'm just relaxing. I thought It'd be nice to enjoy a little down time between classes. I teach up at U.O.G, you know the place? It's like the only university in the city for some reason." ….She makes a VERY valid point…..
"So I can see you've got the sexy teacher angle going then?"
OK, laying it on a little too thick with the stupidity there dude.
What? You said the stupider the better.
"I don't know about that. I have a couple of students who might agree with you though. Heheheheh!" It seems to be working! Though I notice something about her, her confidence is rather….derailing. Something's wrong here.
"I'm glad you came over, I needed a good laugh." She said while looking at me.
"Well I guess the park must've cleared up so we could meet." I shared another great chuckle worthy moment with her and look out into the fields of the park.
"A lot of the students up at U.O.G call me , but you can call me Aiko." Ms. Aiko Yumi? So she is Japanese. I felt a slight vibration in my pant-legs after she said her name.
"Ms. Yumi, it's a pleasure to meet you. My name is Hweng Deymond." I offer a shake so I could get that physical contact in. We shook hands and it seemed like everything went well.
"Nice to meet ya'. What would a funny guy like you be doing out here in a place like this?" Oh shit….now what do I say? Oh you know I'm just standing around with a figment of my imagination trying to scout out girls that will want to have my babies.
That might actually work.
Shut up Kyu. "Well…I'm just here on my break. You're not the only one who teaches up at U.O.G." Aiko looked at me somewhat surprised.
"You teach there as well?" She asks me.
"I have a master's degree in biology and I also teach AP Algebra with a Master's degree in mathematics. It's funny how we've never met before." I say to her returning her gaze.
"Yeah that is kinda weird….I mean I rarely ever visit the break room. I kinda have my own personal "break" room if ya' know what I mean but….Yeah. You're not half bad Hweng, anyone that can cheer me up and pull me out of the funk I'm in is A-ok in my book. Maybe I'll be seeing you around sometime during school hours. I'll be sure to look out for you." She said with a slight smile.
"Of course. I'll make sure to do the same." I returned her smile with a wink from the corner of my eye. It seemed like the beginning of a beautiful relationship, love at first sight. Although something still bugs me about this woman, she's unusually dodgy and seems rather unconfident in herself. I am curious as to what she's hiding inside, and maybe with a little bit of digging I could probably figure out what exactly she's harboring inside that sexy Japanese body of hers. And I mean emotionally, not physically, you disgusting miscreants.
Although I wonder what she meant by her own private "Break" room…..OHHHHHHHH…..This might be a bit more challenging than I thought…..
WHEW! This took me forever to get done. But here it is! Warning: things will get VERY sexual from here on out. Cause if you guys know Aiko, she's a freaky bitch. Hope you guys enjoyed! ;) Remember to leave your reviews so I can improve as a writer.