Hey welcome back again readers! Round 2 of the Huniepop gauntlet is here! So let's see where the next chapter in Hweng & Aiko's relationship goes! I don't think I need to tell you that there's lemon content in this too. OH…shit I already did.
Hweng's Perspective
Oooohh….I can feel the glorious sunshine burning down on my skin. I feel rather strained and ached after last night….but at the same time I also feel completely blissful. The night before was definitely one hell of an adventure with Aiko. We had an amazing time….as evidenced by her sleeping right next to me with her hair down from her curly hairstyle she came to the casino with. She had her arms around my chest, while I had my arm around her waist. We were still fast asleep, but I heard her yawn as she awoke to meet me half way.
"Hey wake up dude…. *yawn* ….it's morning. Ugh….WHOO what a crazy night last night." She leaned forward and stretched as I rubbed my eyes and tried to gather myself before opening them completely. I looked to my left and there she was, still naked from the night before.
"Oh my…I've never seen you in such a precarious state. You look like you're about to fall back into your pillow." I said, teasing her slightly.
"And you look like hugh hefner after a bad night with the drugs. Bite me. Hahahaha!" We both shared a laugh, which caused Aiko to blush slightly.
"I enjoyed last night. You know how to make a girl feel like a woman in the bedroom don't you?" Aiko said while gripping the covers slightly.
"I've got experience under my belt." I said to her as we looked at each other.
"OH SHIT! That reminds me of something; I got somewhere to be later on. I'm going to the yoga studio with a friend." She said, bringing that up rather suddenly.
"Well that came out of…nowhere, but alright." This caused Aiko to chuckle.
"Don't worry, it's not like I'm just gonna smash n' dash you. You can uhhh….call me later and we'll arrange a little something. I'm interested to see what else you have to offer, so don't think of this as a one night stand or some shit. Though if you wanna be fuck buddies, I could totally be down for that." She then winked at me, I assume she's going to do that quite a bit.
"That would actually be marvelous. It's not often you get to have sex with a lovely Japanese woman like yourself, so I'd be cool with that." I'm sure Kyu will approve of this for sure. Seems I've already gotten her to go out with me and have sex with me on the first date.
STORY OVER EVERYONE! GOOD NIGHT- AHHHHH You fuckers wish it was over…..
"MMGH!" S-she's making a rather provocative move! Her hand was moving "Underneath the covers" if you catch my drift.
"Well then maybe you'd be up for another round? It's not every day a sexy Korean guy with a real dick can truly sack up in the bedroom." She said, as she stroked me off underneath the covers. I regained my composure and thrust myself on top of her.
"WHOO! Ahhahah! You animal! You're so wild n' crazy aren't you?" Aiko said as I began to rub my manhood on her groin.
"Like I said, years' worth of practice and experience." Pretty soon afterwards the morning got off to a great start. I inserted inside of her and began humping her lovely pussy back and forth, giving it to her as hard as I could. She really must be a nympho if she's asking for morning sex on the first date. Not a lot of girls would throw class like that out the window. But it's not like I mind…. I mean I haven't truly gotten any in a while and it's made me kind of bitter. So if anything I'm going to live up this moment while I have it right now.
"Ohhh…Ohhh yes…..Yesss…Ohhh yeah…ohh my god fuck me….FUCK! Right there! OHHH! YES! YEAH! AAAH! AAAAAAH!... AAAAAAHAAAAHHHH!" We only had a morning quickie for about….10-20 minutes at the most. With that being said the morning officially began for me afterwards, With Aiko offering some coffee and a bit of breakfast. That's completely uncommon!
Normally you don't offer to be so courteous to the person that you just had sex with for…one night. Especially on the first date. But she seems to be completely changing the game, and here I thought she was rather unconfident in her sexuality. Was I wrong? I guess only time will tell….Or maybe this breakfast session will. I don't exactly know. We can only wait and see.
Aiko's Perspective
*phew* Goddamn! What a night that was am I right? You kiddies behind that monitor screen better not have moms n' dads home when reading this! And if so….make sure you're in a dark room with some tissues and Vaseline on hand. I don't exactly enjoy making a mess when I make the boys climax. Heheheheh….
But seriously, that Hweng is some kinda man. He can fuck like a dog, is a lucky son of a bitch, and is quite the handsome, smooth-talking wiz. I could imagine keeping him around. I just wish our jobs weren't the worst. Late-night socialite professors like us shouldn't be grading papers at night, we should be out partying and dancing and enjoying the nightlife! That's exactly what I intend to do later on of course. But I'll save that little surprise for later ;)
For now, I'm making some coffee. I need it in order to energize myself for Beli's yoga classes. She has them on Sundays for some reason, it's like the weirdest fucking thing. She seems like the type that would be at church on a Sunday, but who am I to judge? I don't fuck with all that political, spiritual, religion bullshit anyhow. Like I said, I'm a simple girl who likes to just enjoy the quiet, peaceful simplicities of life itself. And that's how things are gonna stay.
"So what do you have up your sleeve later on goldfinger?" I asked Hweng as he sat at my Japanese style rectangular table while I poured a cup o' joe into the coffee pot in my kitchen. "Not too much honestly, I was going to finish grading all of those papers at home and then phone a friend for some engagement in sports at the local country club." He said with his legs crossed. "You're a sports kinda person?" I asked him, with a hint of surprise in my voice.
"Well….honestly I just play a lot of golf." Well that's a fucking let-down…..
I guess you could call that a "Swing n' a miss!" Huh? Am I right? No tomatoes please?
"Oh…." I said with a beat of sweat dropping down the side of my forehead. Seriously, how do you go from being cool, suave and sexy to playing a boring ass sport like golf? That's like being a leprechaun and morphing into a grey seal who makes printer noises. WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!
"Forget that though I'm more interested in what you're doing and, more importantly why you asked? You got something planned for later on tonight?" He told me while narrowing his handsome green eyes at me.
"Well…let's just say a couple of girls just might be at the country club later on tonight for a little soiree. I mean….you don't have to come but I'm pretty certain the girls would appreciate it if you dropped by." I said to him with a rather flirtatious tone of voice while pouring him and myself a cup of coffee.
We both sat down at the table and began drinking out coffee, as we let out a great, big sigh of relief at the feeling of energy the caffeine gave us. We felt much better now that we were drinking what I like to call "Steroid Nectar". I can't call it the nectar of life, that title belongs to good ol' fashioned alcohol baby! But the caffeine gave me the energy for my lazy-ass to do work. So that's why it's called "Steroid Nectar".
"I've got to ask Aiko, why exactly are you not fond of your job?" He said to me as we sipped on our coffee.
"Ehhhh….I never said I wasn't fond of it. I just….uhhhh…." I guess my disdain for working a boring job as a fucking university professor was THAT noticeable huh? Those glasses of his could probably see into my fucking soul.
"It was quite noticeable, I could see it in your eyes the first time you met. You seemed rather….miserable. I apologize if I'm poking too much into personal matters, but I'm just curious. Is it something about your job you don't enjoy?" He said back to me.
"Well….No. I just don't enjoy it…like at all. It's boring as fuck." Plain n' simple.
"Then why go into a profession you don't like? You should do something that appeals to you, not something that you hate doing." A lot of people have told me that, believe me.
"*sigh* Its…..It's because of my parents. They've been involved in things like mathematics, schooling, and have garnered a modest amount of success in their lives through it. They think that if I grow up to be some university professor, little miss fucking big shot, that I'd make enough money to support my family back home. Now I know what you're thinking…. 'Could I BE more Japanese?' The answer is no." I told him point blank.
I did grow up in Japan, and I came to America in order to find out my calling in life. Originally I was raised to think it was mathematics & algebra and shit. But that's not really the case per se, cause I'm just not finding it interesting. Or even that applicable to real life!
You guys know what I'm talking about right? How you have to learn all this mathematics shit, shit about science and biology and all this other crap? How are we REALLY gonna use that in real life? No one cares about that stuff. Maybe on like a job or something sure, but in the grand scheme of things, WHO is really gonna use stuff like geometry or biology in their careers?! And that's coming from a university professor mind you.
Hweng chuckled upon hearing this… "I'm sure they just had your best interests in mind, they did what they thought was best for you." He said about my parents. Tch.
"Yeah…"What was best for me." my ass." I said while folding my arms and looking away.
"Uhhhh…I apologize Aiko I didn't mean to make you upset…" Awwww he's so cute when he's apologetic.
"What? Oh no, dude it's cool. I'm not mad or anything, I just….I came to America to try and find that one piece of happiness, that sort of thing I'm missing in life y'know? People constantly ask 'What is true happiness?' Or 'What's the meaning of life?' and some deep shit like that." I said, subtly questioning him on whether he believes in that super deep crap.
"I came to try and find that happiness, to see if I was good at mathematics. Turns out….I was! But, part of me didn't enjoying. Now I just….kinda find myself drifting. I dunno….I probably shouldn't be dumping all this depressing crap on you. I'm sorry." I said as I took another sip of my coffee.
"Oh no, actually this kind of interests me. I might make a mental note of this later." He's…..into me? Oh wow that's a surprise. Like I'm not just talking about "Oh you're so hot I wanna fuck you" into you. I'm talking like "you actually peak my interest as a person" into you. You don't get a lot of guys that are like that…..he just might be a keeper.
"Oh…Well thanks man I appreciate that." This also earned me a light blush.
"You're very welcome Aiko." He said as he grasped my hand, making his moves like the sly dog he is.
I gotta say I enjoy this man's company very much. He generally seems into me…I swear before he was after me just so he could put his dick straight through my jugs but….now it seems he actually enjoys my company a bit more. I'm gonna see where this goes, even though right now it's not like I wanna fucking marry the guy. I'm not really into the whole "Date" thing as much as one would ….he definitely is someone I'd like to keep around.
Kyu's Perspective
Goddamn, It's about time Mama Kyu came back into the driver's seat! Time to go in hot n' heavy like a vibrator dipped in warm water!
P.S: Don't actually try that ladies. I can get away with it because I'm magic. Just use a cold one instead….it feels much better anyway. ;)
"Oooooooohhhhhhhh yeeeaaaaaahhhhhh….." Huh? What's with the big O's you ask? Well I'm having a little fun of my own. I'm tired of the same garden variety porn I see all the time on Pornhub! And Hweng doesn't have any subs to playboy or Hustler. So what's a love fairy to do to entertain herself while ol' Gangnam style is gone?!... Have fun with machines of course!
But suddenly, there's a door clicking sound! "OOOOOHHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIITTTTTTTT!" There's a loud rumbling inside of the room I'm in, so I couldn't hear it. But there was indeed a loud *CLICK* sound, kind of like a door opening. And in enters the Psy-man himself!
"Kyu! I'm home! …Kyu? Where are you?" He called out to me. Oooohhh he's in for a surprise. "Kyu? …Where in the devil is she?" He said. "Hmm?... What's that noise? Sounds like my washing machine in the closet…." He approached the closet and opened the doors to find me half naked in here literally riding the bouncy waves his washing machine was making. And I ain't talkin' about the soapy water either, hehehehe.
"KYU! What are you doing?!" He said while backing away.
"DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDEEEEE YOUR WASHER MAKES THE BEEEEEEEST VIIIIIIBRATOOOORRRR EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!" I said. Thing vibrates faster than the fucking flash. You could slap a flash sticker on the front of this thing and call it a speedster!
"GET OFF OF MY WASHER!" He screamed at me with an angry face.
"OHHHHH FIIIIIINNNEEEEE!" I stopped the washer and put my clothes back on, straightening my dress and fixing my hair by putting on my fairy clips to bring back those adorable pigtails.
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A couple of hours later….
"NO. FUCKIN'. WAY?! YOU BANGED HER ON THE FIRST DATE?!" I was helping him with the clothes, folding some of them up while I wore a white & blue half-crop top with most of my belly exposed. The top was tied in the middle with a long white cape around the back going down to my ankles. I also had a blue rose hair brace in my hair while wearing it down long. Gotta love that love fairy fashion, am I right?
"Indeed. I managed to literally have sex with her on the first date." He said to me! Gangnam style gets all the bitches apparently! I'm not needed here then? Because clearly I'm dealing with the flyest Korean man ever.
"Well then mission accomplished! My work here is don-" Hweng cut me off mid-sentence, I hate it when people do that shit!
"NOT exactly. You promised to help me with my love life, not my sex life Kyu. And while we did end up having sex, I don't think Aiko is head over heels in love with me just yet. Besides, I adore her company and wish to experience it further, so I still need your help." He said while continuing to fold his clothes.
"Has anyone ever told you that you talk funny?" He uses like….SO many big fucking words.
"I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about. This is how I usually enunciate and perpetuate my words. I'm speaking with a distinct and sophisticated vocabulary. It's something we intellectuals do." See what I mean?
"*sigh* ….Well I guess fucking her is a brilliant first step, so you won't need help with that. But…I dunno if I can specifically get her to "Fall in love" with you. I already told you I'm not the love type." I said while sounding…honestly a bit unconfident. I know that's not like me… But who has time for LOVE?! Seriously, When are people gonna get that mama Kyu is about getting' dat D & P! And occasionally some T & A too. Gotta get me some of that. I like the alphabet, do you guys like the alphabet? I like the alphabet.
"Well you ARE a love fairy, and you managed to help me get a date & a night in bed with Aiko, even though I did most of the work." HEY! "I think you're fairly capable of bringing two people together in romantic harmony." BIG WORDS. THEY HURT! THEY HUUUUUUURRRRRTTTT!
"Well to be honest, Aiko Yumi was kind of an easy catch." That and that slick bastard Eros was probably helping me out. The sexy motherfucker.
"Whatever do you mean?" Hweng asked while folding up a towel and looking straight at me.
"I mean dude…come on…. Japanese people are like the biggest fucking perverts on the face of the earth." He gave me this look like he was flabbergasted. He jumped back in shock and disgust like he had just seen a ghost fucking another ghost or something.
"*gasp* KYU! That's insensitive and racist!" This whole chapter's fuckin' racist, no one cares! P.S: Please don't be offended if you think this chapter is racist thewriterdoesnotcondonetheactsofprejudiceweloveyou.
"No it's not! It's the truth! How do you explain shit like This?!" Time to break the fourth wall ladies & gentlemen! I pull down a theatre screen and show several UNDENIABLE examples of the perverseness of the Japanese people over the years.
"I mean look at this shit! How do you explain tentacle porn?" The next thing you see is Mama Kyu herself getting her clothes ripped off and tied up nearly naked except around the waist, by a GIANT TENTACLE MONSTER!
The tentacle monster grabbed my arms and legs and held me up as I felt a mix of pain and pleasure! It was about to use its slimy tentacles to penetrate my wet, slippery and doped up or-
"KYU FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T TURN THIS INTO SOMETHING EVEN WORSE!" BUT WAIT! There's more!
"Oh yeah? Then how do you explain hentai?! Or Ecchi anime?!" There's a ton of girls running up the street with their boobs jiggling in their chests! Seriously how do girls live with that?! Fucking bouncing chesticles looking like xenomorphic eggs on their upper bodies, causing back pain and shit. No one wants to wake up in the morning feeling like their secluded, cat lady grandma at 5 in the morning!
Along with the image of an army of boobzillas running up the street, I also use a rod…heheh the innuendos don't stop. To point to an image of a blank man, humping a blank woman doggystyle!
"They are the purveyors of sexual cartoons! You don't see people in America doing this crap! I wanna see some American sex cartoons, then you can tell me I'm wron-"
"ALRIGHT I GET IT! Jesus Kyu you're insatiable."
"Sorry. I was just trying to prove a point. I mean for all I know….Japanese people could've even created *gasp* ….ME." Wow….did I just break 16 walls? I gotta stop before I put on a mask and start shooting people in the dick or something.
"*sigh* …..Anyways…. I get your point. But that doesn't mean we're romantically connected, so I need 100% help from you. I want to peek into her mind. There's something interesting I noted about her." Oh hello? What's this?
"What did you find out about her?" I asked him.
"I found out that she has a very low amount of self-esteem due to being in a profession that she doesn't particularly enjoy." Oh word? A girl like her? Depressed? That actually comes as a shock to me. I figured she'd be living it up.
"For reals? Damn, I never expected her to harbor some bad vibes. She seems like the type that is sure of herself. At least from what I've seen. Hmmmm….this could go somewhere. Look on your huniebee and see where she is right now!" I immediately tell him.
"*sigh* I refuse to use that thing to stalk her." He tells me out loud.
"Will you just do it!" I tell him gripping both my fists, demanding that he stop being such a lilly-liver and just do it already.
"Fine…" So he pops open his huniebee and opens it up, there's a little red marker with a fireball-ish symbol inside of it. Looks like Aiko is only in one place.
"Looks like she's in the Yoga studio down at the Fitness center. Maybe you could go there and pick her up? Give her a surprise?" I tell him.
"Well… It would be nice to- Wait what is that?" He points to the symbol I mentioned earlier.
"OH! That's her specific trait. She loves sexuality. See I toldja Japanese people were pervs." I gave him this smart-alecky look, just to tease him a little bit more.
"Yes, yes you were right and I was wrong. But how does that translate to love. You know what I said earlier right?" He told me.
"Yeah I remember what you said earlier, however it seems the two of you are pretty close. Find out what she's doing later on and join her there! In fact, call her right now and see if you can set up a date between the two of you! You have her number right?" I ask him.
"Of course." And so he gets to dialing. This oughta be super-fun. Though I gotta give the wall-breaking a….break. No pun intended.
-Two-way Call: 4:16 PM-
Aiko:-answers the phone- Hello, this is Aiko Yumi speaking.
Hweng: Hello there Aiko. It's me, Hweng.
Aiko: Ahhh goldfinger. How's it hangin'?
Hweng: I'm doing pretty good. I was just wondering where you were right now.
Aiko: Y'can't stop thinking about me after last night can't you? Hahahah. Well I'm over at Beli's yoga studio. I know you're probably gonna think I'm fucking mooching off of you or some shit like that, but could you be a dear and come pick me up?
Hweng: Sounds good. I have a GPS on my phone that can track the location.
Aiko: Uhhhhh…..What's that supposed to mean exactly?
Hweng: Nothing in particular! Don't worry about it. It's simple google maps my dear.
Aiko: ….Oh…thought you meant…something else. Am I weird for that?
Hweng: No you're not. Trust me I've seen weirder.
Aiko: Hmhmhmhm. alright, sounds cool! I can't wait. Who knows I might give you a little something in return for being so courteous.
Hweng: My goodness, your appetite is immaculate. I guess I'll see you then.
Aiko: Sounds cool! Later! –hangs up-
Hweng:-hangs up-
Hweng's Perspective
That was surprisingly easy. I think she's warmed up to me somewhat enough to trust me, considering how well we meshed together. So without any more snarky remarks from Kyu, I put on a black button up shirt with some blue jeans and headed out in my jade green Honda civic. Yes I own a nerd car, but who really cares? Anyways, I decided to cut through the university to pick Aiko up on time and make sure I got there early enough so she wouldn't have to wait too long. You could say I was just naturally thinking ahead.
Speaking of head…. "Ohhhhhh…" I was holding Aiko's head as we drove back home, it seemed she was giving me actual head in the car…again I couldn't complain. I slowed my driving so as not to deter my focus on the road. Make no mistake I had my eyes firmly planted on the road, but I certainly wasn't about to let her blowjob skills cause an accident.
When it was over, we pulled right up to Aiko's place across the street from mine, she gave me directions. "You know I never commented on the fact that we're basically neighbors. It's rather perplexing." I said to her as we got out of my car.
"I know right? Sorry I kind of can't drive myself. I kinda got my license suspended for drunk driving, heheheh!" She said, nervously scratching behind her head. I could probably buy that too. She seems like the type that would drink heavily.
"Oh it's quite alright. It is personally my pleasure to drive you home, especially if the road head was that good." I said to her, giving her a rather seductive wink.
"There's more where that came from goldfinger if you keep that attitude up." She winked back at me to return the favor. "I'm going out drinking with some people later, if you want, you could totally come and we could have a little more fun?" She said to me.
"Oh of course. We could go together and I'll order us some drinks." I said back to her.
"Just don't order me any pussy drinks! I hope you know your alcohol? Because I'm gonna be pounding shit ALLLL night." I was right, she's quite the drinker.
"Eheheheh….of course. I'll get us what I can." I said to her.
"What's that supposed to mean?" She said while stooping down slightly.
"Nothing in particular! Just run along now Aiko I'll see you later!" ….I know this seems bad but…to be honest I'm actually not much of a drinker. I had to shut her up and make her go away lest I reveal that I don't really drink.
"Well…ok? That's kinda weird. But whatever I guess I'll see you later on tonight." And with that thank GOD she walked away. That was one of the first times I ever felt genuine tension with her. I don't know how I'm gonna make it through this date. Considering I'm not exactly familiar with the art of bar drinks….Kyu, it's time for your call to action.
Diiiiiiid someone say "Call to action?!"
"So how'd it go?"
"AAAAHH!" I jumped back in alarm! She just…magically appeared in my car out of nowhere! …Oh that's right, I forget I'm talking to a magical being that's supposed to be a figment of my imagination.
"Sheesh…someone's jumpy. You seem like you're on edge." She said while looking at me in the same outfit.
"*sigh* Sorry Kyu, it's just that…..She wants me to go out drinking tonight. I'm not really much of a drinker. I'm not familiar with bar drinks or anything like that." I say to her.
"Uh…DUH! That's why you have me! Looks like it's time for mama Kyu to once again work her magic on the side! We've got to get you prepped up and ready for some late night drinkin'! I hope you can at least hold your liquor? …Can you?" She asked me…
"Ehhhhhhhhhhhh….yes?" I told her, a bit unsure of myself to be honest.
"Oh my god, it's worse than I thought isn't it?"
- Later on Tonight, 8:22 PM -
The night was young, the moon was shining down as I pulled into the parking lot of the bar & lounge outside of Dawnwood's main neighborhood of Glenberry, and the lovely Aiko Yumi was wrapped around my arm while I wore a black jean jacket with a black tie and some stylish dress pants. However this time around we came without our glasses, we figured we really didn't need them considering this is not a formal event and in general we were pretty much going to the bar to get wasted. Though I hope it personally wouldn't come to that.
As we walked into the bar arm in arm, Aiko wore a red velvet dress with hoop earrings and a lined jacket. The dress fit her curves immensely well, in fact so well that honestly I'm having an extremely hard time not wanting to take her down right now. She looked so impossibly sexy in that dress you wouldn't even believe it.
But as we walked inside, I heard a few voices nearby. "Hey Girl! Over here!" it seems two other females enjoying a couple of drinks, a blonde one with blue eyes, a leopard print dress, her hair in a ponytail, and a lemon martini in her hands. The other was a black woman with a curly afro, a white dress, a rather fluffy bracelet on her right arm, and nice Long Island iced tea in her hand.
"Oh hey girls! Just gimme a sec ok?" After waving to her friends, Aiko whispered over to me. "Grab a bar stool and I'll meet you over there. Make sure you order me something nice ok?" She then gave me a quick, but unexpected kiss on the cheek. Most likely just to flirt with me, and went up to her girlfriends. Looks like I'm alone for a bit, but now's the perfect time to talk with Kyu.
"Hmmm….now where is she?..." I look around for her.
"YOU RANG?" Kyu was right behind me! My god she has to stop doing that!
"EEGH! ….Stop doing that!" She startled me. You never know what could happen if someone comes up behind you.
"HAH that's always fun. C'mon and I'll show you the wonders of the bar! …OOOOOH Hello. Who are those girls over there?" She asked me.
"Oh…I assume those are just friends of Aiko's. They look surprisingly younger than what you'd expect." I told her.
"Wait, how old do you think Aiko is?" She asked while turning her head towards me.
I popped open my huniebee and examined her information . "It says on the Huniebee that her age is….. 28." Kyu fell on the floor in comedic confusion. I actually could understand that, given the fact that….well….She looks like WAY younger than at least 28.
"Whatever, I got an idea. When we're done ordering drinks, you can go over there and introduce yourself to all of those girls!" She said to me- Is she mad?!
"Are you mad!?" I just said that! …I think? "Aiko said to meet her over here for drinks.
"Well what if you brought the drinks over there to HER? Wouldn't that make more sense?" Not really. But I don't feel like arguing right now….
"*sigh* ….what kind of drinks do you think she'd prefer?" I asked her.
"Well she's Japanese! They enjoy them some good, old fashioned sake!" Oh of course, why didn't I think of that?
"But wait…..does this bar even HAVE sake?" I asked her again.
"….FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-"
Aiko's Perspective
"Oh wow girl are you serious?" That was my good friend Lola. She's one of the many chicks I just love to pound the good alcohol with. With her is her best friend Jessie. They've known each other for quite a while, and are pretty damn close to each other. In fact…I think they're so close…they might have the hots for each other.
"Oh totally girlfriend. I think I might just get another sponsor in the midst of the little stint I did with Brazzers. You should've seen that shit, it was just plastered all online! I'm sure you'd like that wouldn't you?" She said in such a teasing way.
"Oh honey stoooop. You know I'm not like that." Lola said to her.
"Oh come on, support your favorite girlfriend! It might just be the drinks talking, but hey at least we're having fun right?" Heh. "Having fun". Yeah I'd bet.
"Oh god sweetie you are just too much! Hmhmhm." Lola giggled.
I was simply drinking down a nice mai tai. We were busy catching up on what we've been doing since the last time we were at the bar. "I'll be here ALLLL night baby. By the way Aiko you never told us what you've been doing. What's been up girl? The usge? What kind of trouble have you been getting into lately?" She asked me while slightly cuddled up next to Lola. Seriously, is she like…bi-sexual or something? I'm starting to think one too many drinks could lead to one of the hottest and most experimental nights of my life.
"Oh! Well…to be honest not much. However I did meet this one guy…"
"*gasp* OOOOOHHH!" They both said, like giddy teenagers. That must be the sauce talking now.
"Dish dish dish girlfriend? Who's the lucky dog?" Jessie said while raising her eyebrow.
"Is he good-looking? Does he have everything together?" Lola asked. That's another thing they're so different from each other. Lola's a lot more reserved than Jessie is. Yet both of them go out drinking like ALL the time…..How am I not supposed to think something on the side isn't going on?! I'm inclined to fucking ask! …It actually kinda turns me on.
"Well he's a university teacher just like me, he's actuall-"
"Aiko!" I heard a familiar voice call out too me! Is it him? What's he doing here right now?! I told him to wait by the bar! Oh god…he has drinks in his hand- Wait he has drinks in his hands? On a silver platter too?!
"I couldn't really wait any longer, so I decided to bring the drinks to you instead. I hope I'm not intruding on anything?" he said to me, with him earning a very confused and rather flabbergasted look. As if to say "WHY DUDE WHY?"
"Oooohhhhh The party has arrived! Look at all of those drinks! Bring that smorgasbord over here honey!" Jessie motioned with her fingers as Hweng sat down right next to me and put the drinks down.
"Is this the guy you came here with Aiko? He is kinda of cute." Lola said while turning a bit towards Jessie.
"Yes he is, girls this is Hweng Deymond." They both sort of crowded him. Can't a girl catch a damn break?! First you intrude my privacy, and now you take my friends from me?!
"You're a tall, Korean drink of water. Are the rumors true?" Oh no…she can't be talking about that old age stereotype that we Asians have can she?
"Uhhhh…I can mostly assure you their not." He said while closing his eyes and smiling a bright, but noticeably nervous smile.
"Mmmmm I bet." Jessie ran her hands down his chest to flirt with him! THAT'S MY JOB YOU SKANK! –insert anime angry face from Aiko here-
- a little later-
"That was just a pussy drink! Hit me with something stronger!" We were busy scarfing down our drinks. All of our alcohol tolerance was pretty strong, so naturally we were only a little drunk, even after like 5 or 6 drinks. They were good drinks, but not heavy enough.
Hweng was busy sipping down a mind eraser. Goddamn! That's some truly heavy stuff right there. "Mmmmm. I think I'm startin' to feel that…." He's drunk. Of course he's drunk, it's a goddamn mind eraser! They don't call it that for nothing y'know.
"Wow, he's playing the fool's drinking game fucking with a mind eraser. Your little friend over here's kinda fun Aiko." Lola commented.
"*sigh* …I guess." I was still kinda upset about the whole situation, but the drinks sort of calmed me down. I feel much more loose now. I felt something press against my leg though….
It was Hwengs hand feeling up against part of my leg….my leg is the most…sensitive part of my body!... I tensed up and blushed at his touch….goddammit now was not the time! Hweng looked at me, obviously drunk. "You alright Aiko? ….You seem a bit tense…."
"I'm….fine! Aaahah….." I felt like I was gonna explode with how much his hand ran through my body….I dunno if this was un-warranted or not! Goddamit stop fucking confusing me!
"Ahhhh…Ahhhh….ahhhah….."
"Uhhhh… You ok girlfriend? You look like you're about to either sneeze or bust a nut." Lola said while drinking a nice cup o' Gin.
"I reckon she's a bit aroused. Maybe we can help them reach a happy ending for the night hmm?" Lola looked at Jessie strangely, wondering just what she meant?
"Uhhh…what are you talking about Jess?" Lola questioned her friend. "AHH! J-JESSIE!" She totally groped her from behind.
Both of us were moaning at the same time. Hweng ran his smooth hands down the top of my legs as they tensed up and shook with intense heat….I gotta admit…this was a hot scene. He even went down south if ya' know what I'm sayin'?
"Aaaahaah…J-Jess….cut it out…." Lola said, even though she really didn't try to stop her.
"Oh come now…we can't join in on the fun? We're all adults here after all…." Oh shit…Jessie just used one hand to turn Lola's face towards her own….now they're totally making out and tongue kissing quite slowly. Lola's hands were still up…completely unsure of what to do. I mean…it's probably just the alcohol talking, but….We need to…stop before….
"AHHHHHAAHH….." He's reaching into my panties….
"Ahhhahhhh….." She's reaching underneath Lola's dress…..
"AHHHAAAHH!" We both are moaning as quietly as possible in a private part of the bar. It was too late for this! I have to be the responsible adult, as the only one who wasn't as drunk at the bar! I gotta STOP THIS!
"WAIT! That's enough!" I swatted Hweng's hand away and got up from my seat.
"Aiko? Is something the matter?"
SHIT! I miscalculated! Goddamnit why do I have to be such a noob?!
"This….isnt' the time or place for this. Let's just go back home? Please?" I told him. I know this isn't like me, but you gotta draw the line somewhere. Plus I'm still a little miffed at him for what he did earlier.
"Oh…well ok I guess we'll see you later then Aiko?" Lola said.
"That was pretty wild. I guess we've all had too much to drink. Let's just call it a night shall we?" Jessie said. I totally agree with you.
"Well…alright then. I was having fun though…." Are you fucking serious?!
"I…kind of was, but now I'm not! Let's just fucking go already! God!" Hweng was honestly surprised by my reaction. I don't see why not. He was obviously too drunk. So this needed to end before things got embarrassing. That's enough of our night for now, and that's also his first strike. I guess goldenfinger isn't as lucky as he thought he was…..
Oh shit! Looks like Hweng's on thin ice….But that totally wasn't my fault! Hehehe! I mean, c'mon don't be silly! I'm the love fairy remember! TOTALLY not my fault! Ahahahaha…hahahah….ehhh…