5 years after the events of chapter 2
It was a cloudy day in tachanka valley, the tachankas in tachanka valley who were not tachankas but rather tachankas in tachanka valley which is different from tachankas in not tachanka valley were practicing their aim while simultaneously fucking their turrets. (about 3 years ago the blitz federation of turret rights was stormed by the council of russians and destroyed.) but then something terrible happened.
THE NOMADS INVADED TACHANKA VALLEY! THEY HUFFED AND PUFFED AND ALL THE TACHANKA TURRETS WERE KNOCKED DOWN! BUT IT GETS WORSE!
THE TACHANKAS IN TACHANKA VALLEY WHO WERE NOT TACHANKAS BUT RATHER TACHANKAS IN TACHANKA VALLEY WHICH IS DIFFERENT FROM TACHANKAS IN NOT TACHANKA VALLEYS DICKS WERE STILL IN THE TURRETS! AND BECAUSE OF THAT,
ALL OF THE DICKS CARRIED THEM ALONG WITH THE TURRETS AND EVENTUALLY FELL OFF UNDER THE PRESSURE AS THE POWERFUL GUST OF WIND BLEW THE TURRETS AWAY! BUT THEN THE GLAZ ARMY FROM THE SNOWY MOUNTAIN CAME DOWN AND KILLED ALL THE NOMADS!
The tachankas in tachanka valley who were not tachankas but rather tachankas in tachanka valley which is different from tachankas in not tachanka valley were so happy that after the battle that would soon be known as the treacherous nomad invasion of June 15, 1920, they decided to help out in the war the glaz army was currently having with the rook fashion design chain. To be continued on the next episode of, TACHANKAS IN TACHANKA VALLEY!1