It was a icy day in tachanka valley, the tachankas in tachanka valley who were not tachankas but rather tachankas in tachanka valley which is different from tachankas in not tachanka valley were not there because they were fighting a war in the glazalayas. However one tachanka was not with the rest, he was roaming through the rook fashion design chain. Last episode he braved frostbite and starvation, broke his legs and all that other shit
anyway tachanka was in the rook fashion design chain perfectly fine despite breaking his leg the other day, when he killed his friend with one bullet like any young gamer would. Now the rooks have woken up, and they are hungry. Tachanka shot rook after rook but they just kept coming! It was like they had a doc or something! Suddenly tachanka got out of his turret and looked around more than 2 degrees in each direction. THERE! THE TREACHEROUS DOCS HAVE REINFORCED THE ROOK ARMY WITH EPIC STIM PISTOLS! Tachanka boils in rage as he uses his ultimate and unleashes the molten core. No one survived after that, how could they after all? Tachanka looked around at the dead rooks and docs as he finishes unleashing the molten core. He starts to pack up his turret when he hears something...
IT WAS HIS FRIEND! He had lived the shot to the head as rooks sometimes do and in revenge throws an impact grenade taking the entire base and both of them down. (It was a very powerful impact grenade) as the base collapsed and glaz and tachankas in tachanka valley who were not tachankas but rather tachankas in tachanka valley which is different from tachankas in not tachanka valley slowly suppressed the main forces, Tachanka curses the rook fashion design chain and his friend with all his might and writes something in bullets before he falls. The tachankas in tachanka valley who were not tachankas but rather tachankas in tachanka valley which is different from tachankas in not tachanka valley had won the war! They annexed the rook fashion design chain as there were none left and the docs retreated back to their own territory. The glaz army, weakened, asked to become a vassal under the great country of Tachanka Valley. We may have lost some tachankas in this war, but we have not only gained the rook fashion design chain and their tshirts, but also the glaz army too! This is just the first step in the grand plan to conquer all of the world, and unite it under the great country of Tachanka Valley! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
More wars are coming in the next episode of, TACHANKA VALLEY!1!1!