It was a wintry day in tachanka valley, the tachankas in tachanka valley who were not tachankas but rather tachankas in tachanka valley which is different from tachankas in not tachanka valley were celebrating in the church after the won war against the rook fashion design chain. But suddenly, something terrible happened! A diplomat ran in and disrupted the party! Thinking quickly, one tachanka rescued the diplomat from a painful death by firing squad and asked him to explain why he disrupted the party. The diplomat explained: THE HERETICAL FINKA SASG DISTRIBUTION CENTER HAS TAKEN THE HOLY LAND, ST PETERSBURG!1!111!1 THIS IS SO UNEPIC! ! 321
All the tachankas were outraged. It had been a single day after the surrender of the rook fashion design chain and now the finkas take the holy land! It was unthinkable. The tachankas quickly notified their vassal the glaz army and told them to get their armor here and that they know their scared but saddle up anyway. In mere hours the great tachanka army with their vassal were ready to fight and take back the holy land. During the turret ride, some tachankas had to think. How could the finka sasg distribution center take the holy land so quickly without informing anyone? Surely at least the fuze hostage killing association and glaz army wouldve noticed this, right?
After arriving at the holy land they were shortly ambushed by finkas. They were easily taken down as the overwhelming amount of tachankas and glazes was just too much for the finkas to overcome. But as they were rappelling up a building in st petersburg, they heard a very distinct sound. The trained soldiers of the tachanka valley and glaz army quickly realized what was happening as many of them first heard this sound during the 1917 war between the blitz federation of turret rights and the russian council. Many of the tachankas and glazes rappelling fell to this devious backstab by the fuze hostage killing association, the captains of both forces being among them. With their forces depleted from the combined forces of the finkas and fuzes, the tachankas and glazes were about to retreat, but then something miraculous happened.
It was the kapkan swamp monsters from kapkan swamp!1 !12! They had come with their newest invention created after a collaboration between the fuzes and the kapkans in an effort to create long ranged kapkan traps and fuze mines. While this was successful for both of them and very helpful for the fuzes during the backstab, the tachankas would bet that the fuzes regretted helping the kapkans back then. The tachankas, glazes, and kapkans charged back in with never before seen morale and took back the holy land. Before the holy land was ungoverned by any russian as respect to the one true tachanka, god tachanka himself. But now all loyal followers of tachankaism would agree that after the treacherous betrayal of the fuzes and the finkas that the tachankas in tachanka valley who were not tachankas but rather tachankas in tachanka valley which is different from tachankas in not tachanka valley definitely deserved to take the holy land after showing immense devotion to the religion. On the other hand, those absolutely sacrilegious fake tachankaism followers the fuze hostage killing association and the finka sasg distribution center were soon after conquered by the tachankas in tachanka valley who were not tachankas but rather tachankas in tachanka valley which is different from tachankas in not tachanka valley after the end of a short coalition war with the tachankas and kapkans against the finkas and fuzes.
Truly, this snowballing of territory must be a sign that lord tachanka favors them out of all the tachankaist civilizations.
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