Time for another episode of Huniepop – A Romantic Comedy Anime! But your probably wondering how Kyu fell out of the sky and onto Yamal from the last chapter…. Well she'll tell you! Remember to leave reviews and comments on how I did, next chapter comes out tomorrow!
Kyu's Perspective
So, last time I fell from the sky like, out of NOWHERE. I know it seems kind of weird and random, especially since I have… *clears throat* WINGS. But hear me out, it's actually a really funny story! So me & my main broski Eros were walking through the courtyard near Lady Venus's castle, examining our target, A Mr. Yamal Rajhad.
"That's him? Do you see what he's wearing?! Shit I wouldn't be caught dead in that." He had kind of a weird sense of style, like the dude looked as if he was dressed for a trip to Hawaii. On top of that his hair has like WAY too much gel, you'd swear you could slide on the shit if you tried.
"Aw come on Kyu, Indonesian people are rich in culture and have their own distinct fashion. They're just like us, only they seem to love the color gold for some reason." Yeah I noticed! Yamal's outfit was draped in golden outlines…. Ok I'll be honest that's a pretty cool feature, makes him look like royalty almost. This is why we love fairies can't have nice things, we need more gold! Ya' girl Kyu might have to go pirating after this assignment is over! I needs me da' booty! Can't have enough booty! … I bet you can't guess which one I'm talking about can you? *smile smile*
"That sounds like a stereotype." I told him like the little smartass I am.
"You're a stereotype." He fired back at me with a smirk.
"Oh shut the hell up! Hmhmhm!" I playfully pushed him and we got back on track.
" So how are we going to find him? Or rather how are we going to get back down to earth?" He asked me.
"Well… we could just hyper jump our way there. That's always fun! Travelling through space at hyper speed, it almost feels like a roller coaster!" you know that feeling you get when your stomach tickles as you drop down deep from a massive lift hill on a roller coaster? That's what hyper space travel feels like for us love fairies. Feel the G's man!
Eros didn't really seem too keen on the idea though…. Considering he was covering his mouth and his face had turned green. What the fuck? "Uhhhhhh….. is there another way?" WHAAAAT?! Come on dude please don't tell me your one of "Those" types?
"What? Why?! That's the fun way! Nothin' like a little adrenaline to get you pumped!" I told him, clearly pumped about traveling to our next victim.
"Well…. I gotta confess Kyu… I get queasy easily." I felt my brain pop like a balloon that let out all of the air to signal the sound of a fart. That is such a letdown. Oh well, guess he can't be perfect.
"Aw whaaaaat? Dude your breakin' my ba- ….I'm not going to finish that sentence. Anyways, fine you can go down the rainbow bridge. If you're not blowin' up chunks on the way there, I'll see ya' when I get down there!" I said to him.
Eros is cool and all, like one of THE coolest male love fairies I've ever met, but seriously? …Wait…. What's he doing? "Well then I should say the same to you!" He's picking me up bridal style!
"Hey what're you doing?! I'm not ready for this kind of commitment! We're just fuck buddies not newlyweds!" Dear god help me if I get married. Then I'll have to have….. *gasp* KIDS… *shudders with fright*.
"I'm not trying to marry you Kyu. I'm gonna take you for a ride."
"Take me for a ride?! What the hell are you talking about Eros?"
"Ready?! One…."
"No wait…"
"Two….."
"GODDAMNIT EROS I SWEAR TO GOD I'M WHOOPING YOUR ASS WHEN I GET DOWN THERE!" I said as I shook my arms back and forth cartoonishly.
"THREE!" He basically tossed me and I went through the pink clouds, causing me to plummet down into space! "BYE KYYUUUUUU!"
"FUUUUUUCCCKKKK YOOOOOOUUUUUUU!" *sigh* I swear he can be such a loveable dick sometimes. I'd still fuck his brains out though….. So anyways I'm flying through space right?
"Well…. If I'm gonna jump through the stratosphere I might as well make the best of it….. WHEEEEEEE!" Here comes the crazy part, I plummet towards the milky way with intense speed, like a meteor! Breaking through the stratosphere I manage to use my magic wings to slow myself down so…. Y'know…. I don't end up like that fake-ass midget Icarus kid after he burns his wings. What's his name? Pat….or somethin' I dunno.
I swerve past several meteors, use my wings to make my way through an asteroid belt, and almost got hit by one! I ducked so that it wouldn't hit my adorable face. "*phew* That was too close. D'OGH!" OW! Fuck something hit me….. Hmmh… I touch the surface of the thing that hit me…. And it feels like…glass? Really, REALLY fucking hard ass glass, like harder than a teenage mutant ninja turtle android's dick coated in chrome titanium!
"HEY Watch where your drivin' you stupid bit-" I shut my mouth for a second….I ran into a spaceship it appears. The spaceship wasn't huge, but the pair of boobies that belong to the sexy alien driver of the spaceship were! They were like two round, beautiful, blue pearls staring me in the face! Those massive mammies belonged to a sexy blue alien girl with silver colored hair, horns, a white dress with weird looking buttons that look like eyes, and blue boots and gloves. I swear it felt like those buttons were staring at me….
The alien blinked at me and looked pretty weirded out that I hit its windshield, but I'll be damned if I didn't get a piece of that action! So I decided to work my magic like the sexy little love fairy I am…
"Hey, 's goin' on? Name's Kyu. How you doin' gurl?" I tell her with a flirtatious smile on my face. "Ugh…." What?! Did she just say UGH?! Wait…. Why is she pressing buttons? "OW! AAAAAHHH!" She just wiped me off like a damn fly! UGH indeed!
Now I'm plummeting straight into earth's atmosphere, gathering speed! Altitude! It's out of control! Houston I think I have a problem because I'm ABOUT TO CRA- Nah I'm just fuckin' with you guys, you really think I would crash like that? Not even a love fairy can survive a horrible crash from the atmosphere! So I just used my magic to slow down my descent. Buuuuttttt I still ended up crashing, THAT brings us to the now.
"WHOO! That was close….. Now it's just a niiiice descent back into Dawnwood. Where is this "Yamal" guy again?" I ask myself while taking out my lusty, trusty huniebee. "Huh…..it says he's within range…..he's getting closer…Oh shit…." That's when I realized he was literally RIGHT below me!
*LOOOOOOOOOOK OOOOOOOUUUUUTTTTT!* BAM! Right on his head! He looked up and saw me coming too. My ass landed right on top of him complete with cartoonish falling sound effects and everything.
"BBBLLGGAGARHGHGPH!" Ouch…. Trust me buddy that fall hurt my ass more than it hurt your ass….. literally.
"OOOF! What in the world was that?!" He asked me while getting on his knees and rubbing his head.
"Sorry bro, I kinda came on short notice, you ok?" I told him while wiping off my uniform.
"Hey what's the big idea missy?! Who gave you permission to come from the sky and land on my he-" Whoa whoa whoa Achmed the privileged jitterbug, slow down! Let a love fairy explain herself, damn!
Wait a second….. he's looking at me kinda strange….. like he's looking at something he's never seen before. What?! Have you NEVER seen a love fairy before in your entire life pal?! A goofy, Indonesian dude like you? Pffft, he has to have seen something like me in his life.
"….Are you an angel?" …..Never mind. I forgot how ignorant humans can be.
"REALLY?" I said with a beat of sweat dropping down the side of my head awkwardly.
Yamal's Perspective
By the great, golden grace of the almighty Allah…. It IS an angel! I mean…. What? She looks like one. She has wings, bright pink hair, green eyes, and such a wonderfully colorful outfit! Her radiance gleams with the brightness of a rainbow!
I blink twice to get a second take of the beauty that was in front of me, I try to reach out and see if it was real by touching her face. "Yeeeeaaahhh that's mah face….Go ahead and touch it….why not?" She seems a bit agitated…
So I pull on her cheeks to make sure she was definitely real! I mean, things like 'dis just don't pop out of the sky for no reason my friends! She must be a gift sent from up above! "STOP pulling my face!" She waved her arms around angrily and looked at me with a scathing annoyance. She WAS real!
"Oh my Allah…. You're real! What are you?! Are you actually an angel?"
"NO I'm not an angel, I' m a fairy. There's a difference. Angels are prudes. WE are the really fun mythical creatures." She said to me. What does she mean angels are prudes?
"What does that mean?" I ask her without hesitation.
"Ohhh dude, angels are like, NO fun. They have to honor some kind of code called the "seven heavenly virtues" Or some bullshit like that. No one wants to be tied down like that, come on!" *le gasp* How dare you!
"Those virtues are in place for a reason! They govern all spiritual life on earth." Even though admittedly I'm not much of a uhhhh… "Spiritual" person per se, I know how religion works. I came up through religion in Indonesia!
"Yeah, and they suck. I say go against the rules, but too each his own!" The fairy got up on her feet and offered her hand to help me up as well. Of course I took it and made my way up.
"Anyways, you're probably wondering why I decided to drop in? Well my name is Kyu! And I'm as I've already stated, a love fairy." Oh! I know who she is now…. But I thought….hmmm … .something seems odd. Very odd.
"Wait, does that make you cupid? I thought cupid would have a penis?" That earned me a sharp *BONK* on the head and a big red lump… My Allah this fairy had an arm on her. That really hurt!
"NO I AM NOT CUPID! I'M NOT AN ANGEL YOU DOOFUS!"
My eyes were spiraling, like two swirling portals to foreign worlds of pain and comedic confusion…. "Owwwww…. Did you have to hit me on the head?"
"Your right I'm sorry. Anyways, I'm actually REALLY glad that I found you. Saves me the trouble of going through the normal spiel to track ya' down! I'm here to make you into one hell of a stud…." She says to me.
"Wait what? You plan to get me married?!" Oh my goodness! This is great! A joyous day my friends! Allah has sent me an angel to help me find my one true love! WHAT JOY SHALL BE HAD!
"….Uhhhhhh, no. I'm here to help you get all the free fish you can eat at an all poon buffet!" Wait now we're talking about food?
"Huh? What do you mean Ms. Kyu?"
"DUH! I'm talkin' about vaginas maaaaan!" She then wrapped her arms around my shoulders and pointed to me. "I'm here, to make YOU a massive sexpot! Ladies are gonna be linin' up for ya' once I'm done with you. And from the looks of it…. Hehehe…. We're gonna have to put in a lot of work." What?! Are you hearing this my friends? She's talking about courting multiple women! Not just one. What kind of "Love Fairy" thinks this way?! It is insanity my friends! INSANITY!
"Ehhhhh… thanks but no thanks, Bye!" I then slip out of her grasp and then go on home.
"Huh?! HEY! Wait up!" Oh great Allah she's following me….
"What do you mean no thanks?! I thought all guys liked getting down with the lovely ladies of Dawnwood?" She told me while following my walk.
"Yes well, I'm not really into women like that. Sorry." I told her deliberately.
"Oh….I see….." She then just shrugged and said… "Whatever… I guess my work is all for naught. If your into getting pounded in the poopshoot just like the ladies then there's nothin' I can do for ya', later." WAIT WHAT?! EW! No! What is wrong with this woman?!
"WHAT?! No no no! I didn't mean it like that!"
"Hahahaha, I'm just messin' with ya' dude. No but seriously, what DO you mean?" She asked me.
"I MEAN I am not into sleeping with a bunch of women like some kind of… playboy! I wish to have one, dignified, solid, beautiful woman. Do I look like some kind of indian Hugh Heffner to you?!" I say with my hands on my hips.
"*ppppsssssssttttt….** Weeeeeeeelllll….." OH MY ALLAH! Come on!
"That's not funny!" I say with an aggressive red mark on the side of my head, I think that was a vein popping out. This love fairy is too much of a jokester! Very mad angry anime face for you!
"Alright, alright alright! You're in luck. If that's not what your into, I DO charge for my "Love" services. So maybe we can find someone that's your type. If not, we'll just turn you into the Indonesian hugh hefner! And I'll do it free of charge! Deal?" Now she's talking sense! And actually doing her job, it confused me immensely as to what her goal with me was for a second or two.
"Yes! You very much have a deal Ms. Kyu!" She holds out her hand, and I shake it with me own hand to seal the deal. "Oh, and seriously dude, please don't call me 'Ms. Kyu'. Just call me Kyu! It sounds sweeter. Plus, you being so formal just feels…. Weird. Stop being weird." Hey! That is not me being weird!
"Eh… right. Well then, how much do you charge for payment? I might not be an Indonesian Hugh Hefner, but I am very wealthy! So whatever you charge I can very much pay it…. Well as long as the ranges don't go past six figures." I wasn't THAT rich. I am not a comedian who is on the level of Dave Chappelle or Katt Williams yet!
"Oh that's EASY. Nothing at all. I don't accept money. If you wanna pay me…. You gotta gimme dat dick boi!" WHAAAAAT?! She is such a dirty fairy! If it wasn't clear she's not an angel it certainly is clear now! She's so…. Promiscuous! She's making this perverted, devious face at me as if she was going to molest me or something, looming over me with a slightly terrifying presence! Her hands were making a perverted grabby motion, and even her way of speaking gave me chills!
"Eh, can we wait on that please?! I have to get to know you first!"
"Why does that matter? We can do that AFTER we get down in the bedsheets." Oh my allah….
"Please, please I don't feel comfortable doing this right now! I promise I will uh…. *clears throat* PAY you when your services are complete!" Hopefully that will cause her to back off a bit.
"Awwww man. You're no fun." She said while pouting a bit and placing her hands on her hips. I will admit she had quite the ample posterior. Her hips were very wide, despite the fact that she was a very petite little love fairy.
"Fine, I'll collect "Payment" when we're done. Besides it's not like I can force you to do it. We'd have a serious sexual harassment problem on our hands and people would be bitching about it to no end. And NO ONE wants that." What is she talking about?
"Uhhhhhh….. very well! So shall we get started?"
"Oh yeah! But first, there's something I wanna introduce you too. A patented, super-advanced piece of technology that is your ticket to finding that one girl that'll make you whole!" Oooh, sounds exciting!
"Ah yes, I love new technology! Let's see it Kyu!"
"That's the spirit my man! Alright here it is, the Huniebee 4.0!" She brought out a tiny little smartphone that was colored pink, and then made another one appear out of thin air!
"How did you do that?! Are you magic?!" I exclaimed.
"Uh… DUH! I'm a fairy remember? God you're such a dork. It's kind of cute though." Hey1 I am not a dork! I'm a comedian!
"Whatever, anyways what is this strange device?" I ask her.
"The Huniebee 4.0 is a special device designed for any player on the go. It can track the locations of the girls you meet, download information on them, and even find out what kind of traits they might like in a guy! You have to make physical contact with the girl, and then with the huniebee in order to accomplish this though. It can even call other people's numbers from anywhere in the world! It's amazing." That sounds …..really disturbing.
"So… basically a stalking machine?" Because that's what it sounds like.
"Eheheheh…. In a way. But it'll be really useful, I promise!" You had better! I am not giving up my virtues to you if all I end up with is a slap in the face from another woman!
"*sigh* Alright then." So I take the huniebee, and stuff it into my pocket. It surprisingly fits rather well there. No worries at all.
"Alright, grab your shit we're goin' girl hunting right now!" Wait, right now?! But it's the middle of the night!
"Kyu, I am not a coyote! Howling to the moon for girls at night is not my M.O. I need my beauty sleep!" A man of joy and success must look his best! Hey, that rhymed!
"Seriously?! *sigh* Fiiiiiiiiiiine. I guess we'll try again tomorrow, but for the sake of saving time, we'll be right back after this commercial break! … that probably won't happen." Again…. WHAT is she talking about?! Please, my friends, HELP ME UNDERSTAND THIS FAIRY!
Beli's Perspective
It is a very nice day on the beach, the waves are washing up the sand with lovely blue saltwater, and the sun is shining down. I love days like this, where you could come in and take in the glory of the beautiful tropical air. It makes me feel alive…. But you know what doesn't exactly make me feel alive? Looking…. Skimpy.
"Are you serious?!" I hope you are not confused? Let me clarify what is going on. I came to Turtle Bay Beach with my friend Jessie Maye, who is rather open about her sexuality. More open than I am, and…. She has this really, really skimpy looking bikini for me to try on in her hands.
"Oh come ooooon. Just try it on! It's going to look so cute."
"Try what on? There's nothing here!" I can't say I'd look the best in this bikini she's suggesting to me. I mean, I really appreciate what she's trying to do but, I just can't put myself out there like that. Especially not in something so…revealing.
"Come on! I saw it an immediately thought of you. You're going to love it, I promise." Oh my goodness… I guess I can't really deny it. If she really wants to see me try it on, fine. But I cannot really say I'll enjoy it.
"Oh my….ugggghh….alright. Just…. make sure nobody else is around." I am not going to be caught dead in something like this. Jessie looked around the area to make sure no one else was watching me, and then gave me the ok.
"Yeah sure, the coast is clear. You're good." And so… I went into the bathroom to try on the bikini…. My god it looks so embarrassing! I mean… just look at it. Not only does it highlight my rather…. pudgy tummy…. It's basically just yellow strings with some padding over my naughty bits. On the breastplates it says "With Love". And to make things worse, there's a cannabis leaf in the middle of the "O" in love. Now I'm appropriating drug use…. *sigh* The things I do for love…..
"Jess, I can't wear this!" I apologize, I really do, but I just can't! It's too much. What would you do if your friend asked you to go out in something like this?
"What are you talking about? You look cute!" I don't know what part of this she thinks is cute.
"Cute?!" No really, WHAT part of this is cute to her? I guess it is because she's so sexually active. I am aware of her uh…. *clears throat* "Career" as an actress. Though I promised myself I would not judge her for it. That would just be wrong of me…
"Ohhhh, stop. There's nothing wrong with a little skin. You can't keep all that boob to yourself hun, it's not fair to the rest of the world." That's the problem, I don't want the rest of the world to see me like this! They might think I'm some….kind of…. Some kind of…. Hussy or something!
"The world will be just fine without my…..boobs." That is such a strange term to use to describe a woman's breasts. I mean…. Why can't we just call them breasts?
"Yeah well, I won't. Besides, it wasn't cheap. So, you're stuck with it. Now come on, let's go!" That's enough. I'm sorry Jess, but I have to put my proverbal foot down right here, right now.
"I am NOT going anywhere in this! …..I'm sorry Jess, I'm changing back."
"UGGGGHH…. You're impossible." I hate to disappoint my friend, but I just can't wear this thing! This isn't who I am. I must change back, I'd prefer to wear something a little more comfortable like a one piece bathing suit. I understand this isn't what you were expecting from me….
Uhhhhh…. No you don't. This is EXACTLY what they were expecting from you.
But, I'd like to think of myself as more than just a pretty face and a nice body. You understand of course, Yes? I'm glad if you do. Oh! I almost forgot, I have to of course introduce myself. My name is Beli, Beli Lapran. I hope you're having a wonderful day. Hmhmhm.
Yamal's Perspective
And so it begins again! Hello my friends! Today we begin my quest to find my one true love!
I'm more interested in getting him laid, but whatever floats your boat.
Kyu set me up with many different places, all probable locales to gain a proper date. But I needed to keep up with my daily routine, and today was the weekend. So I chose to head to the beach! On Turtle Bay Beach, the sultry sands, crystal clear waters, gorgeous palm trees, and of course, LOVELY women in bikinis abound deliciously! IT is truly a paradise.
"Alright my man, you ready for this?!" Yes I am! I've been ready.
"Indeed Kyu! With the 2 of us, our chances of finding a date are UNLIMITED!" Hahahah. Hahah…..It's a reference.
"Yessiree!" Kyu fist pumped her arms and gripped her fists in excitement. I looked at her and snickered a little. She took notice and wondered why….
"Uh…somethin' funny dude?" I just made a joke! What, did she not get my joke?
"You…you didn't catch me ref- Anyways! Never mind. Let us begin our conquest of love then, shall we?" I told her.
"Oh my god we really have to work on your comedy routine. Your jokes are as bad as dad jokes. And Dad jokes are the WORST types of jokes!" Sheesh, she didn't have to be that harsh.
"Hey that's not true! I can be very funny when I want to be!" I said while pointing to myself.
"Well, at least you're confident. Let's put that confidence to good use! Go get 'em!" OW! She smacked me on the butt! Is there truly no low this love fairy will stoop too?!
Either way, I made my way onto the beach and examined the area, there were many gorgeous women, but none of them truly "enticed" me. In order for someone like myself to court a woman, I have to feel something for her upon meeting her. I cannot just go up to any random woman and say "Hey there, you are very beautiful! Would you please date me and explode with laughter from my corny jokes?" That sounds like something Kyu would say.
"Ai ai ai…. Where is a girl that I could truly get invested in…. one that really catches my eye….." I said to myself. It also doesn't help that most of these girls looked so skinny. Like they were practically tiny little munchkins!
Only you would use a word like "Munchkins". I'm REALLY gonna have to help this guy aren't I?
I don't know about you my friends, but I prefer a girl with a little meat on her bones, something I can touch, grab, caress and squeeze with all of my love and care. So now I must find that one woman who… doesn't look like they haven't had a turkey sandwich in a while. *le gasp* Wait…..
The choirs…..I can hear them singing….. my eyes panned over to the left of beach….. Amidst the white sand I could see her! The light of the sun had radiated into a golden, holy light that shined down upon her graceful visage from the heavens! She had skin that was colored similarly to mine, and her hands were coiled in-between her mid-section and her belly. She looked so sweet, so gorgeous, and so innocent…. That it was quite strange how she was wearing such a revealing bikini.
She had fuchsia colored eyes and her black hair was cut short….. I must tell you my friends, she was the most beautiful woman I ever had laid eyes on. So I simply basked in the glory of her beauty while the Hallelujah choir went off in my head. My puppy dog eyes then switched to hearts, indicating that It was love at first sight! I did it! I found my ONE, TRUE-
"Enjoying the view?" Kyu came up behind me and grabbed my shoulders! "AH! Kyu! I mean…. No! I was not….staring at her!"
Yeah you were, you stupid pervert! I saw ya', hahahahah.
She startled me, but didn't startle me enough for the woman to take notice. But, I turned back around to her, oh no! She's turning around and walking away! "Oh shit, she's walking away! She must be changing out of that bikini. Quick now's your chance! Before she has time to walk away, just… say something ANYTHING!" She quickly pushed me towards the woman! Oh my! I'm stumbling all over the place!
"Whoaoaoaaaah! K-Kyu!" I manage to stumble my way over to the woman in the yellow bikini and eventually end up falling face first into the sand. Thanks for the solid introduction Kyu, you really helped to make a GREAT first impression.
"Oh my!" The woman turned around and saw that I was on the ground, grumbling about the sand that was in my face. "Are you alright?!" She said to me. She then helped me up and I got on my feet, wiping all of the sand that was on my face off.
"I am very sorry, I was uhhhh…. thrusted towards you by a friend of mine. Are you ok?" I told her.
"Uhm… yes. You didn't really knock me down, so I guess I'm fine. Thank you!" She then politely waved to me and turned around again.
"Oh B-but wait! Uhhhh…. If I don't stop you now I'm going to regret it forever!" She DID say, "Say anything!".
"What?! Ohhhh…geez, Yes. Hi uh….Ohhh my god I'm so embarrassed right now…" She was visibly blushing, her cheeks were so red you'd confused them for two freshly picked, ripe, smoothly shined tomatoes that were smoother than a baby's butt.
"I'm sorry, my friend made me put this stupid thing on… One second, lemme go change!" NO! By the might of Allah, please don't go change! She seems a bit more reserved, and was obviously embarrassed about that bikini though…. Maybe If I tone things down a little to make it less awkward?
"Your friend has good taste, that bikini seems to be destined for you." DING DING DING! I think I have made the right choice my friends!
"Really? You think so? …. Well….. I don't know. It's a little revealing….. Don't you think?" Well yes…. I'd rather you wear something that is a little LESS revealing, but it's not like she looks bad with it on. In fact, she looks quite mesmerizing!
"I don't want people to think I'm… "like that", you know?" Oh thank Allah. She's much more reserved and relaxed than most girls in this town. I need a change of pace from Kyu's deliberately crazy antics.
"Like what? Adorable? Too late. If you've got it, you really should flaunt it. There's nothing wrong with feeling proud of being beautiful." A little romantic gesture to make her feel at ease.
"Wow… that's very sweet. Well….I guess it's okay. I mean…. If you are saying you…. Like it?" Oh yes, YES! Definitely.
"Of course I like it. And it is a pleasure to meet such a woman of your caliber! Please forgive my uh…. Fall from earlier ma'am. My name is Yamal Rajhad!" I bow before her as a greeting of courtship. "It is a pleasure to meet you!"
"Oh…. Well it's very nice to meet you as well! Thank you so much. Oh! And…. The person INSIDE of the bikini you're talking too… her name is Beli. *giggles*" She giggled! I guess that means only one thing my friends….. this is fate! HAHAHAH! Praise Allah! I have inserted myself into this woman's consciousness, now I must keep myself there! I shall do so by keeping her happy and joyful with my comedic genius!
….Oh dear god we REALLY have a lot of work to do. First off, I have to talk to Yamal about his "Comedy Routine". Second of all, he needs to chill. This might actually be WAY FUCKING HARDER than I thought folks. So join us next time! ;)