Alright everyone, welcome back! Today we're taking a peek at what is to come in the future, and we get to see a "new" side of Beli. Enjoy, my friends! And no this isn't Yamal talking.
Todd's Perspective
Wait, what the hell?! Why are we starting with Todd? Out of all people? He's just a bartender! WHY on earth would we start with a bartende-
Uhhh….Hello? ….I don't know much about what's going on….. I'm kind of just… the bartender. So… yeah… hey! ….uhhhhhh….. how's your weekend going? …..You do anything fun? ….Maybe drink at a few bars? ….I…. don't know how to introduce this… so…. I guess… I'm just gonna hop right into it? Yeah I'm gonna do that, let's just hop into it!
Oh dear god, please don't let this last long….
So I've been tending to the bar for a while now….And I've seen some odd customers in here. But one of them comes here all the time, and she doesn't let up on the drinks. She can hold her own liquor pretty well, and loves martinis. She's a total blonde bombshell too, like MILF material of the year for sure. She says she's old, but she does look kind of young, you'd expect her to be hit on at the bar by several guys…. But they probably don't pay her no mind, because she's always drinking a lot.
She's actually got like, several martini glasses in front of me. She blew through at least 6 of them already, and she's leaning on her hands, swirling the little olive on the top right of the glass inside of the drink. "Uhhhh…. miss Maye?" That's right, the adult film star from before, the woman named Misty Maye is here again. And she's been drinking her cares away for a while now. She looked up at me without moving her head, just her eyes….
"Mmmhm?" She said while groaning a bit. "What's going on? It looks like something's eating you." I asked her. And then she said to me… "Nothing you should worry your cute little head about sweetie." She said while looking back down. She looked rather…. sad, depressed even. So I continued on by asking her…. "But Ms. Maye you look so depressed." I asked her, continuing the conversation.
"Me? I'm not depressed! Just bored. What would I be depressed about?"
"Well judging by the fact that you've blown through at least 7 martinis already, and you do that quite a lot, call me crazy for worrying about you but I think there's something on your mind." I said to her while taking up her glasses.
"Awwww aren't you sweet? You're worried about me sweetie?" She said while perking up a bit.
"Egh…. Sort of? I'm just curious!" Awww man…. She's got me all tensed up and stuff. I turned away from her to clean out the martini glasses, and then when I turned back around, she was leaning over the bar counter! Her tits were on full display!
"Awwwww, I appreciate that honey, but nothing's wrong, as YOU can clearly see." I heard a *BOING* noise go off inside of my head, as her enormous breasts sat on the table. Her breasts were practically a thing of beauty, crafted by angels. These jugs were massive, round, and bouncy! And the cleavage….DEAR. GOD. The cleavage…. It's almost like she's inviting me to touch them!
"Uhhhh… *gulp* That's great! Are you…s-s-sure about that?" I pulled on my collar to communicate my nervousness. Is she trying to flirt with me? "Oh I'm sure. I just come here to drink often because I love drinking. IT's the only way I can relax during my downtime, which I seem to be getting a lot more of. So yay!" She closed her eyes and smiled, putting her hands up in a cheerful position.
"Oh… well I'm glad about that I guess." I said to her while cleaning out another glass. "Awwww, you're so cute. Did I make you hot & bothered?" She leaned on the counter top, showing even more cleavage! On top of that, her big, soft breasts pressed against the table to highlight them, making them hard not to stare at….And it was seriously hard not to stare at them.
"Go ahead…. You can look. I don't know about touching…. But you can definitely look." This is essentially my job here…. getting hit on by incredibly horny girls. Might look the best job in the world right? Truth be told I just wanna do my job, though I can't argue that I'm not enjoying the view, because I definitely am. Those boobs are some of the best boobs I've ever seen.
My nose started to drip a little blood as I stared at her breasts, a pink light started to take form around them, and I had begun to see flashes of glimmering circles. And for some reason I imagined a feminine voice saying the word "WOW" in the background. What is with that?
I covered my nose to filter the blood, and just minded my business after that. "Hhmhmhmh. How about getting me another drink handsome?" She asked me. Sheesh, she got me there. I might as well just do my job. That's…. really all there is too it folks. Nothing else, just me…. being the bartender. Wait, I'm only taking over the narration for a simple moment of fanservice?! That's it?!
Jessie's Perspective
What an adorable fool, he fell for my trap, hook, line and sinker. Let this be a lesson to you ladies. If you've got it, flaunt it. Hmhmhmhmh. He went back to cleaning out beer mugs and booze glasses like a good little boy, and after a while it was just me & the cuervo.
I mean, honestly I come here all the time. What's wrong with having a little drink every now and again? This is truly the best way to relax, besides, y'know, taking a bubble bath…. And SEX. Hmhmhmhmhm! But… this is like my second home away from home. I'm always at the bar, it relaxes me and keeps me sane, almost like my medicine cabinet. And the booze is my medicine. I'm not ashamed of it, I'm not ashamed of anything I do.
What reason do I have to be ashamed of anything? It's not like I did anything wrong when it comes to sex, I'm just living. If you're wondering what I'm talking about, or why I'm here interjecting in-between Beli's story right now, I will say I have been giving….. recent events some thought. It just really perplexes me….. *sigh* I can't say I'm happy with how things went down…. But honestly I'm happy for Tiffany and her new bo'. She deserves to be happy just as much as I do….I say as I take another sip from my glass with… shadows over my eyes….
"Is it that you don't want to see me happy? Is that it? Is it that you don't want me to live my own life?!"
…Ugh… I guess life can't always be parties, pampering and pussy-licking. There is something still bothering me, a lot on my mind actually. But who cares? I've got drank to keep me company! What do I need to worry about Tiffany for? She doesn't exactly hate my guts anymore, so maybe it's time to actually let her come and see me when she's ready. I mean…. I never stopped caring for her, why am I the one in the wrong for enjoying life? I do what I want, and I get what I want because people give it to me. Not because I've worked for it, which I have also done.
"Miss Maye?" The bartender is talking to me again. Can a girl just drink the great cuervo in peace? "Yes?" I ask, just a little winded. "I can see the look in your eyes, you can't exactly hide it. No matter how much cleavage you show. Seriously, what's wrong?" …. *sigh* he's sweet I guess. If he's really that concerned….
"Well… It's nothing you should worry your head over babe. But if you're REALLY that curious…." I said as I leaned on my hand with my cheek. I set down my martini glass however and look westward, I reckon I see a local pair come in through the doors of the lounge. They look kind of familiar…. Or at least one of them does….. Hmmm…. Wait a minute….. is that…. Beli? With a NEW man?! Ooooooohhhhh….. fun has JUST arrived.
Yamal's Perspective
I have returned, once again my friends! Salaam and good evening, and a good evening it has been indeed! First, I conducted an orchestra of intense laughter with my stand up show at the country club….
Courtesy of yours truly of course. Oh, and in case you guys are wondering, I didn't go anywhere! I'm still here at the bar gettin' drunk with Eros. We'll be there to join the party in a minute.
*ahem* The comedy stand-up show was one of my first successes in a while! And now I have a wonderful woman named Beli Lapran on my arm. She is a lovely yoga teacher with red eyes that could petrify a man with her beauty alone! As if she was medusa! HOO HOO HOO if you were to look at them you'd blush profusely my friends! She also has gorgeous black hair that is strangely cut short, though it often looks as if it could be much longer, and her smile…. OOOOOH her smile! Its shiny-ness could rival that of 1,000 suns!
Hey Arabian Nights! Disney called, they wanted their princess back!
But these are all trivial descriptions of her physical appearance; let us see how she handles drinking at the bar to determine where her true personality lies. "I must tell you, this is a little bit different from what I'm used to." She said as we took up a few seats at the bar.
"It is fine, it is very fine! We shall not drink too much, only a few drinks, nothing more. If you get drunk, then it is my fault for sure, for I am responsible as the man on this date! There are plenty of ways to enjoy yourself at the bar." I had begun to say to her.
"But…. Why does it reek of booze & bad hygiene in here?" Oh my, that's a bad sign. Usually the bar floors are so clean! I tensed up a bit, but regained my composure! I must make sure that Beli has a good time!
"T-That's probably just the sauce. I mean drank- I mean booze- I mean brewski- I MEAN Moonshine- I MEAN Alcohol… yes! Let's go with that, that's just the smell of alcohol."
Beli's eyes turned into drum circles, she blinked twice and looked at me strangely… uttering a very faint…. "Ok….Well… shall we order some wine then?" She said to me, calming down a little bit.
"Yes! Let us order some wine and take just a few drinks. Wine is a classy drink anyways, it suits you." I complemented her, hopefully gaining some brownie points!
"Oh, thank you very much Yamal! That makes me feel genuinely class-EEEEE!" Wh-what is going on here?! Someone's hands are grasping Beli's bosoms! These devilish hands are violating 's privacy!
"Hey, what is the big idea- EHHH?!" It was a woman! A blonde woman no less!
"Heyyyy Bell. I didn't expect to see you here. With a new man no less." Wait, Ms. Beli KNOWS this woman?! What is going on here?!
"Please stop Jess! It kind of tickles!" She said while whimpering nervously! She is clearly distraught! "Hey! Get your hands off of Ms. Beli you she-harpy!" No one is allowed to touch those beautiful breasts but me! …. eventually…. If I get the chance.
"Oh relax, I'm only playing around. I really didn't expect you to be here at the bar Beli. You're not the type to drink. What are you doing here? And with this tall drink o'water? Mmmmmmm I might have to steal him from you." She said as she maliciously giggled! This woman is the devil!
"You shall do no such thing!" I said with a very angry frowny face! Such devious intentions! Your feminine wiles will not sway me woman!
"Sheesh, you're jumpy. Can't you take a joke?" She's joking?! What kind of joking involves sexual harassment?!
The ecchi-anime kind, and not in the bad way. We here at Huniepop – A Romantic Comedy Anime do not support sexual harassment, rape or any form of sexual misconduct. Consent is always important, if you don't ask for consent and try to take it for yourself, you deserve to have a vat of red kool-aid dumped on you because clearly your thirsty as shit. Please politely go fuck yourself.
"It's fine! Really Yamal, she's a friend of mine. She's a bit more sexually liberated than myself… *clears throat* anyways… If you have to know Jessie, this is Yamal Rajhad. He's been taking me out for a night on the town." It is amazing how she manages to maintain her personal peacefulness instead of blowing up like I did.
"Oh, so you're on a date! My bad, I didn't mean to intrude. Go ahead and do you, I'll leave you two alone. Have fun, and make sure to buy her a nice drink hun. She can get REALLY fun when she's drunk. Ta-ta." She said as she walked away waving her fingers. I did not like that woman! She gives me very devilish vibes my friends! Her mischievous demeanor reeks of a woman who sucks the life out of men! Like a succubus! *gasp* Is she a succubus?! She must be a succubus, my friends!
You believe in fairy tales too much….
Oh that's funny coming from an actual fairy!
Bitch I'm the realest fairy in this show! Bite me. Succubi however, are not real. I should know, because I've studied up on them. And they are HOT. I mean I know they don't exist because I haven't gotten the chance to eat one o-
ANYWAY…..After the blonde woman left us alone finally, we ordered up two glasses of wine from the nice blonde bartender on the far side of the bar. We were near the exit, so we had to get his attention once that blonde seductress left us.
"I apologize about her, she's a very naughty woman. Personally I think she never grew out of her "naughty" phase." Is Ms. Beli doing what I think she is doing?
"Beli….. I never would've expected such words from you! Are you…. "throwing shade?" I asked her, causing her to tense up and blush profusely.
"W-wh-what?! No! I …. I was just making an observation and…. S-she's just really sexually open… I'm not like that- I MEAN I'm not like THAT either, Obviously I… Oh my…." Hahahahaha! She's so adorable when she stutters her words! But obviously I am making her uncomfortable and stressing her out. So let me calm her down. I grasp her hands and give her a slight smile that finally calms her nerves.
"Ms. Beli, you do not have to worry. I'm only kidding. I know you are way above talking behind the backs of your friends. Let us enjoy ourselves, yes?" Taking a page right out of her own book! I hope if we become close, she doesn't start stealing my sayings!
"Hey…. Isn't that my line?"
"Maybe it is, maybe it isn't?" We smiled at each other and shared a laugh. Our drinks had finally arrived in the meantime, and of course we picked them up and toasted to the night we were having. "To a very good night!" I said out of my mouth while raising my wine glass upwards. It was white wine for me, but Beli's glass of wine was different, she had gotten a glass of red wine.
"To a good night!" We shared a toast and had started drinking our wine together! A classy way to end an enjoyable night. This is truly bliss, my friends! The only way this could end badly is with horrible drunken hijinx from crazy, colorful characters who were supposed to be here to help, but actually manage to hinder! That….. or Beli gets drunk. Why do I feel like I just jinxed something?
Kyu's Perspective
What?... OH SHIT right it's my turn…. *burps* Squeeze me…. wait is that how you say it? …. I don't know I might've just wanted a hug or something….. Anyways, HOW YOU DOIN' FOLKS?! As you can plainly see I'm drunk…. Wanna see how drunk?
I slam my glass on the table without breaking that shit, because if I did things would get kinda gory real quick. This is… no horror movie! It doesn't have any zombies or serial killers or teenagers havin' hot sex! What was up with that shit anyway man? Like…. In a horror movie… the worst time to have sex is when a guy with a machete and a MASK is after you… but they like….. they do it all the time!
"Hey-Hey….. you ever notice…. Somethin' weird?" I ask Eros whose… like… sitting north opposite to my south…..I don't have a fucking compass ok! I …. I know directions….. Ergh….
"Wh-what? What's up?" He said while taking another sip o' Bacardi…..
"E-Eros stop drinking Cardi B… B-Bacardi I meant Bacardi…." I told him while…. Uhhhh… slamming my fist down on the table? Yeah-yeah I did that…..
"NAH fuck you I'm ok…. I'm fine! I haven't gotten my official dosage yet! *burp*" OH shit he's wasted…..
"Y-yeah you have! You…. You've gotten plenty o' dosage…. Eg- I'd say you overdosed! Hahahahah…..Hey! You know somethin' weird? You know like….. the worst time to have sex?"
"When's the worst time to have sex?" He asked me while grabbing a bottle of Bacardi and pouring more into both of our glasses…. Wait glasses?... OH shit- OH SHIT I… I can't see now… wait wrong glasses…. FUCK I'm so drunk….
"In a SLASHER movie….Cause then you'd DIE. Hahahahahah!" We both shared like… these dorky ass laughs n' shit. Dude I'm so wasted, I shouldn't even be this goofy, stupid wasted but HEY! It's all in good fun right?
"Hahahahahah! Yeeeeaahhh…..Or-Or HOW about this? The WORST place to have sex is on a bed o' nails."
"Or in the kiddie pool in your backyard….."
"Or while you're skydiving out of a plane….."
"Or inside the belly of a giant whale!"
Both of us started laughing at all of these absurdities…. You can't have SEX in these places! Who can? One of those I've seen happen before…. And another one I've tried…. It didn't work out as well as I thought it would…. But it was like…. Totally FUN! Like bouncing on one of those sit n' bounce things…. HEY! I just got an idea…. Equip one of those things with like…. A built in vibrator….. Hahahahahah! YEEEEEES! You'll get your money's worth with exercise, AND pleasure!
"Hey Kyu…. Weren't we supposed to like…. help out our clients? Like, aren't we supposed to be helping our clients on their date?" Eros said out of his…ssssexy mouth!
"OHhhhh shit you're right. I forgot about that….. ssssssshiiiiiit where are they right now?" I asked in a drunken stupor.
Eros took a look like….. to the left….. and said to me…. "Kyu… Kyu-Kyu! Look over there! I swear I'm seein' some shit. The cuervo has me seeing things…. But…. Isnt' that your client over there with his date?" Say WHAT?! They're here? At the bar? Ohhhh shit, great timing! Now the fun REALLY begins, ahahahahahaha!
I take a gander over yonder to find that Eros was right! It's them, and he's drinking with her! Ohhhh wow I wonder what she would be like if she was drunk? Seems to me like we're about to find out!
"*hiccup* …" Beli made a hiccup while blushing profusely. "Excuse me….."
"Uhhhhh…. Are you sure you're ok after having only one or two glasses of wine?" Yamal said, looking rather perturbed.
"I'm ok….." Beli said as she leaned over slightly with her breasts hanging down. "Can I have another…..?" She wants ANOTHER? It looks like she's hit her alcoholic peak already.
"Uhhhhhh…"
"GIVE ME ANOTHER!" WHOA! Where did that come from?! This made me snap RIGHT the fuck awake! Something's up.
"EEEP! Bartender, oh Bartendeeeeeerrr!" Yamal said while snapping his fingers. The bartender came over and immediately refilled her glass of wine. Beli downed it all at once, I guess she figured with him she can cut loose. Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
"Ehhhhhh…That's good…Y-hiccup-amal…?" She said in a drunken stupor.
"Wh-what is it Beli?" Oh god he looks like a frightened little child….
Beli got off of her seat and got a little closer to Yamal, she put her hands right next to his sides and looked at him in the eyes. Yamal couldn't look away, and I don't know if it was out of admiration, or fear. Or maybe he couldn't resist looking at her breasts? I know I would at that angle.
"Am I drunk yet? …..I think maybe I've drunken one too many glasses of wine. –hiccup- *giggles*" Yamal was blushing so red you'd swear he was a tomato. Things just got awkward really quick! He can't handle sexual tension like this, even though it's just starting small. I have to do something…
"Eros! Eros!" I said as I elbowed him. "Wh-what?! What's goin' on….?" He said, still piss drunk. "Stop acting like a drunken moron and focus your attention westward!" Eros looked over and saw the two of them getting snug as a rug, but also saw the nervousness on Yamal's face.
"Uh-oh…." He shook his head and saw what I meant. "Yeah, he's in trouble! If he gets even more nervous he could fuck everything up! We have to do something!" I told him with a sharp sense of urgency, play time is over! Time to do our jobs!
"Ehhhhhh lemme finish this last glass of Bacardi first….." Oh no you don't, that's not the Eros I know! "Snap out of it, you dick!" I give him one sharp smack to the face! He needs to wake up! The sauce has him under its spell! I swear alcohol is like black magic. The devil's nectar…I mean I still love it, but we do have a fucking job to do.
"OW! What the hell, Kyu?! Why'd you-" I grab his cheeks and turn his attention to the lumbering couple over yonder. "THAT'S WHY! See! Our client's in trouble! You need to snap out of it, we've clearly been drinking too much."
"You're right…. Let us never speak of this again."
"Diddo."
With that being said, it's time to move forward and save this date from disaster! Yamal was having a difficult time with Beli's drunken stupor, sheesh she REALLY can't hold her liquor. It's only 2-3 cups of wine. Wine isn't even that bad! Jesus, she must have a really weak stomach.
Hello Everyone. I know it's been a LOOOOOOOOOONG time since I've uploaded ANYTHING related to this fanfiction. A lot of you may still care about this story, a lot of you might not. But I have been going through A LOT within the past year and a half, and now my time of suffering is over. I'm back and I'm ready to start writing again. Hopefully this time I can actually finish this thing, though I won't exactly make any promises. This is part 1 of a full chapter until I'm able to figure out where to go with Beli & Yamal's relationship after this. It's been a long time so, I've lost a lot of momentum. I gotta' figure things out for this story because if I just "Wing It", I won't be able to give you a quality chapter for every single entry. And I want nothing but the best for my readers.