Hello Everyone and welcome back to Huniepop – A Romantic Comedy Anime! I've finally decided to pick this fanfiction up again and I promise,I WILL finish this thing to its completion. That means all of the original Huniepop girls will get a story and we will meet all of the men in their lives.
Hopefully sometimes next year (Because TBH at this point HuniePop 2 isn't coming out this year) that asshole HuniePotDev can deliver on time so this series can still have some kind of relevance to people. Anyways, on with Beli's date with Yamal!
Yamal's Perspective
Oh my great Allah, look what I have done my friends! I greatly underestimated the power of the cuervo, or at least the power it has over the lovely woman in front of me. Her cheeks were flushed, her blouse was showing a rather provocative amount of cleavage, and she was getting oddly close and quite flirtatious with me. It was a complete turn of the tables in the worst way my friends! Just looking at her right now, I could tell she was somewhat tipsy, and the worst part about it is…. I have no idea what to do about it!
"Yamal….. what's wrong? You look nervous…." She said as her large breasts hang right in front of my face, now my own visage has been flushed down the toilet. I could hear the sound of running water! So I swallowed my pride and I gripped my hands to try and make out a response. "Oh… no no ! I'm not really nervous at all…. It's just…." Ohhhhh my friends you do not know the majesty of what is in front of me.
Ohhhh trust me they do. They've seen Beli's beautiful boobies several times man. It's just that YOU haven't.
Thank you for reminding me of that haunting fact Kyu…. But… they are so large! They are like two large pillows of brown sugar wrapped snuggly in lavender sheets of silk. "It's just…. what?" Ms. Beli started to lift her hands and then put them on my lap, she was clearly trying to increase the tension of the situation. But I must not relent! I must gain control of myself, AND the situation! After all, I am the man on this date!
"M-Ms. Beli!" I said in alarm while grabbing her hands. "You've had a few drinks too many Ms. Beli, that much beauty up close is rather mesmerizing, but too much of a good thing can be bad for you, so why don't we take things a little slower?" I said as a beat of sweat dropped down my forehead. Finally I had gotten control of the situation. "You think I'm…. *hiccup* beautiful?" She asked tilting her head slightly. I thought I had already told her that quite a few times, so I was kind of perplexed as to why she would be asking such a question. I guess one of the side effects of getting her drunk is her memory takes a dive about as deep as her mammaries. But then suddenly as she finished her sentence….
"I think you're beautiful too!" She said while cuddling up to me all of a sudden! She pressed her chest against my own and put one hand near my shoulder. And it's not like she was sitting a little away from me, she literally got up out of her seat and cuddled up to me! I am having a hard time deciding whether this is unorthodox, or if the almighty Allah is rewarding me right now. "Uh M-Ms Beli! I never imagined you'd get so close!" I said to her while she hugged my chest.
"I really like complements like this Yamal….. Why are your… *hiccup* arms in the air?" Oh my, her observant fuchsia-colored eyes have noticed that I did not return her gesture of flirtation! *le gasp* I've lost control again! "You know… It's… *hiccup* ok if you want to get a little…. Personal." She said while looking up at me with her beautiful fuchsia eyes. A pink flash came to me, it was as if Allah was shining down the light of the heavens on the adorable woman in front of me as I gazed upon her gracious beauty. "I don't… really mind if you want…. A hug or….something more." She then grabbed my hand and…*le BIG gasp* Used it to grasp her breasts- WHAT?!
"You've been really nice to me on this date…. And I feel lot more at ease when you're here. You were really funny at the country club, and this entire time we've been together there hasn't been a single second where I haven't *hiccup* been attracted to you…..I figure I might as well cut a little loose since' we're here. It can't hurt….right?" The way she said "right" so softly suggested something my friends….. I blinked my eyes twice and stared into hers as she puckered her lips while looking straight at me. " please! This is moving as quick as a cheetah on speed! Why don't we slow down and move more like a turtle on a river? That's' what you wanted before?! Right?" I ask her, trying to get her back to normal.
"I did want that before…. But now …. Hmhmhmhmhmh! I'm sorry." She said while backing up a bit with a goofy laugh of sorts. "I believe all that wine has me kind of loopy. I'm normally not so close to people, I'm rather reserved. I guess you kind of brought that out of me somehow. It feels good to cut a little loose this time…. That performance you put on was really naughty, my friend is really naughty….." She kept saying while still in a drunken daze. "…Why can't I be a little….. "Naughty"?" She said, holding her breasts up with one arm. At that point I covered my nose because it started to bleed from the immaculate sensation of seeing her hold up her large chest. I had officially lost control. I never thought I'd EVER say this….. BUT PLEASE KYU HELP ME!
Hang On Rockafallah! Here comes Kyu to the rescue! Hey that rhymed.
Kyu's Perspective
ALRIGHT! Mama Kyu is back in the driver's seat, here to ride this gravy train to the end baby! This ain't no polar express we're on this is the LOOOOOVE train ya' feel me? Ya know what I'm sayin'?! Can I get a "woof woof" in the review section if ya' know what I mean? And to answer your question before you even ask… YES I missed you guys too. ;) Mwah!
Anyways…. Time to save this date from total disaster. I sneak right up behind Yamal's ear and whisper into it just enough so he can hear me, but not enough to scare him. I look over beyond Beli's shoulder, and I see that my main man Eros is also right behind her. We give each other a nod and then get to work! "Listen to me Yamal…. I need you to say…." I tell him what to say so I can drive the conversation in a less awkward direction. This is kind of a challenge, because as you can see, Yamal ain't the type of guy to be jumpin' at the chance to cop a feel. If it were any OTHER guy I'd probably tell him to put the schmooze on the lady so he can score a night with her, but this is Yamal we're talking about, and the girl he's in front of is a squishy, sexy, brown sugar coated, pumpkin spiced cupcake who can't hold down a drink to save her life, so we're not going the date rape route. And NO we don't approve of that either, despite what I just said. So…. The conversation goes like this….. And this is THEM talking, we're just feeding them the lines.
" …Beli…. We need to stop for a second." He said calmly while grabbing her hands.
"We do?" She questioned him. "But I thought we were having a …. Good time?" She said OH MY GOD she's so innocent. This is what I have to work with you guys! Seriously I've never seen such a white-washed relationship like this. It's gonna' be difficult getting' these two in bed together.
"Yes….. the cuervo's got a hold on you, you sure no imp demons have come by and possessed you by any chance?" Hittin' that cupcake with a joke will always calm the situation down instead of acting like a valley girl at a fashion outlet who can't choose her damn outfit.
"Hahahahah! That much is true, I…. do feel like I drunk a little too much… *gasp, then hiccup.* Oh my goodness…." She put her hand on her forehead and things started to slow down a bit.
"It's okay, I thought you were more pure than that, but it's actually is really nice seeing this sort of flirtatious side of you. It's pretty cute!" And now a compliment. AAAAAAAND…. Tension's gone! Poof! That's my magic trick for tonight folks! Come back next week and I'll turn Beli's breasts into cupcakes that shoot out vanilla cream icing!
"Thanks… I…. hope I didn't make you uncomfortable?" She says while putting one hand on her cheek, now the shoe is on the other foot. You can clearly tell she's the nervous one now.
"Not at all! Actually it looks like you've gained control of yourself. Your rebound game is as good as it gets." Why do I suddenly feel the need to make a joke about basketballs? … A nd why do I feel like that joke could apply to either of them? ….Eh…. must be the dirty girl inside my soul. Yep my SOUL, not my mind. Y'all already know that Mama Kyu's mind is a cesspool of sex, drugs & rock n' roll.
"Thank you. Do you want to maybe drink another one?" She asked while reaching for her martini cup.
"NO! No no no no no….." Damn! Mr. Jumpy over here! He reached over and touched her hand so quick it was like he was hitting a buzzer on Jeopardy or some shit! Was he really that flustered?
"Why don't we…. take things a little bit slower? Hmm? Tonight was…. Lovely, but I don't think we should be drinking anymore."
"Oh….I suppose your right….." Eros started making a slit-throat motion. Is Shaquille Fo'Real right now?! It looks like she's devastated by his words, I mean her face is facing the floor instead of her tits, and she just looks…. A little disappointed. So I whisper in his ear…..
"That doesn't mean the night has to end." He said while grabbing her hands, causing her to look up at him once again. They both started to blush adorably while looking at each other, Yamal had a goofy sort of smile on his face, while Beli just had this cute but sort of bashful blushing sorta' smile on her face.
Me & Eros just walked away from the whole situation and took up a booth somewhere else, breathing a sigh of relief that the whole ordeal was over. *phew* Crisis averted! Did you expect anything less from the Titania of tits? The Fairy Queen of Queers? The Magical mistress of mammaries? The Pretty Pink Princess of Pussy? I didn't think so.
"Why don't we get out of here Ms. Beli? Like you said it does reek of booze & bad hygiene. We shall leave now, Yes?" He said in order to calm her down.
"Y-yes… let's take our leave." She nodded and got up with him, then left out the door with her arms wrapped around his.
"We did it partner." Eros said to me while leaning on my back. We chilled out after that and breathed another sigh of relief. "Remind me to never get that drunk again with you ever again. Not only did we sound like a magical sex fairy version of Beavis & Butthead, but we nearly forgot about our clients! And…. About the… "Partner Thing"." I mentioned in air quotes.
"What about it? Are you still hung up about it?" He asked me.
"No-No… It's just that…." I started to talk and I gotta' say… at this point I think things were about to get a little real. That is…. Until I realized we forgot to pay our bill for all of those martini glasses….
"*clears throat*" Remember the awkward bartender named Todd? Yeah the guy that tried to narrate the beginning of the last chapter? Yeah he cleared his throat and tapped his feet while looking straight at both of us…. "What?... Y'want a blowjob or somethin' blonde bush?" I said while looking up at him.
He presented us with the bill for all those martinis we drank…. "$510 BUCKS?! What the hell?!" Eros said with his eyes popping out in distress. He couldn't believe how much money we had to spend on all of those drinks. Damn how many did we fuckin' pound?!
"Eheheheh…. Could you get this one? I kinda' left my magic wallet at my castle." I said while I rub the back of my head. "Of course you did…." Eros said. Hey, I said I was damn good at my job. I never said I was perfect! …..Ok I am perfect, just not when it comes to my finances. That….. or maybe the writer is just being a convenience whore or something.
Beli's Perspective
Oh my goodness…. What just happened? I feel like I did just drink too much…. It…. Was only a few wine glasses right? It couldn't have been that much? Or was it? ….. I don't exactly remember completely….. All I know is that now I feel a little embarrassed….. not only do I feel embarrassed…. But I feel like I made Yamal uncomfortable. It shouldn't have gone this way…..I mean…. He says he's fine… but I have to be honest… I'm not 100% sure he's being honest with me.
Right now we're actually going back to his car and taking off. Once we're off, the night starts to set in and I'm completely uncertain of where the date will go next…. "Well…. Where should we go next Ms. Beli." I still have a bright red blush on my face…. I still can't help but feel rather nervous about what just happened. I mean…. Am I really that vulnerable? "Ms. Beli?" I didn't really answer his question….. my thoughts were racing too much. "Ms. Beli are you alright?" He asked me while his eyes panned over my way….
"….Yamal…..I'm….I'm sorry… but I have to ask… are you SURE I didn't make you uncomfortable back there? …" I asked him. "What? No! No you did not Ms. Beli! You don't have to worry, everything is fine." His "Re-assuring" tone didn't really help….
"Are you positive?" I asked him again. "Ms. Beli…. You don't have to be so apologetic…. It's fine, really." He said with a bit more of a relaxed tone. "I know it's just….. those things I said at the bar…." I said while looking down. We come to a red light all of a sudden in the middle of an intersection and Yamal stops the car. As the lights from the traffic light are twinkling above, Yamal does something…. very un-expected. He takes my chin in with his fingers and brings my face towards his. "Beli….stop trying so hard." He… tells me straight up. "It's OKAY to be a little vulnerable. You know that don't you? Just relax. I'll admit it was a little…. Dicey. I was flustered, but…. NOT uncomfortable. Do not worry, I still enjoyed the time we spent together tonight. And I look forward to the time we will spend together going forward. That is… i-if you'd like to!" He said…. This ….made me blush even more. He's so kind-hearted…. So bold and confident…. I wish I had his confidence.
"Oh….I'd love too! Yes! Of course."
"Great! Yes!"
"Perfect!"
"Absolutely!"
"Fantastic!"
"Amazing!"
"Wonderful."
"Alright…Uh…."
"Ooookay then….." That might've been one of the most awkward exchanges of my life. It was also very…. Cute. I guess this night was kind of worth it after all.
Alright, now it's time to get a little serious. I'd like to say thank you to everyone who still follows this fanfiction AND still subscribes to it. I'm determined to finish it no matter how frequently or infrequently I upload. I know this fanfiction is somewhat insignificant now, but I do enjoy writing it, if anything for the jokes & puns that I amuse myself with. So expect even more chapters to come next week. Until then, see ya' later folks! ;)
