Tales of the TARDIS
Chapter 3
Author's Note: All rights to the God of Craziness and Stupidity go to the God of Craziness and stupidity.
Donna Noble was in a bad mood.
That mad alien had almost gotten them tossed into a volcano as a sacrifice to the Vulcan's Volcano God. They had only been saved by Daisyanna's (Daisy for short) convincing the Vulcans that she was their Volcano God by doing her light tricks because as well as being Goddess of Time Portals and Queen of the Greek Gods, she was also Angel of Light. While she was there she managed to stop Vulcan sacrifices, to the Volcano God at least.
Speak of the devil, there was the girl herself.
"Hey Donna, why are ya lookin' so grumpy?" asked Daisy cheerfully.
"That stupid Spaceman almost got us sacrificed to you today an' I wanna get him back for it but I don't know how to go about it," scowled Donna.
Daisy turned into an owl and thought for a few minutes. She then turned human and said, "Listen, I have an idea, but I'm going to need your consent."
"If it fools Spaceman, then I give my consent," smirked Donna.
Daisy gave an identical smirk and told Donna what to do.
The Doctor was working on a machine that went ding!
He suddenly heard some high pitched shrieking. The language of the Vulcans! They must have gotten onto the TARDIS to serve Daisy!
He hit the fast-return switch, making sure it didn't get stuck in the process, and returned to the Vulcan Homeworld, a name as unimaginative as the Vulcans themselves.
The next step was to catch the Vulcans.
He followed the shrieking, determined to catch those Vulcans. He met Rose outside her room.
"Doctor, I think I heard a Vulcan!" frowned Rose.
"You did. I'm off to catch them and take them home. Stay here," the Doctor told her.
Rose then walked into her room and started laughing. She was in on the joke and did that charade so that the Doctor wouldn't get suspicious if she didn't run out of her room.
Meanwhile Daisy and Donna, disguised as Vulcans, were leading the Doctor all around the TARDIS. Through the library, past the bins, down the spiral staircase of the wardrobe, through the media room and back to the console room.
The Doctor opened the door but the two tricksters refused to go through the door much to the Doctor's annoyance.
When the two jokers finally ran out of breath they gave a lot of extra loud shrieks, not because the Doctor was lagging behind, but because they were laughing so hard.
When, after a few seconds the Doctor rounded the corner, he didn't see any Vulcans. Instead what he saw were the grinning faces of Daisyanna and Donna Noble.
"Did you see where the Vulcans went?" panted the Doctor.
"Yeah they went that way," smiled Donna pointing towards the galley.
While the Doctor ran in the direction Donna had pointed, the two girls walked to the console room and, once they were out of the Doctor's hearing, burst into giggles.
The Doctor spent several more hours looking for Vulcans that weren't there until the girls, taking pity on him, told him what they had done. His mouth dropped open and he stormed off to work on some repairs on the TARDIS that didn't need doing.
That trick turned Donna's bad mood, into a good mood.