A=Aftercare (What they're like after sex)
He's happy and jumping around like a mad man. He likes to talk about how amazing it was and how great you were.
B=Body Part (Their favorite part of their partner's body)
Hands. He loves to intertwine his fingers with yours and grip them tight, sometimes licking them.
C=Cum (Anything to do with cum basically... I'm a disgusting person)
He loves cum and loves for it to shoot all over his face, but even more his hair.
D=Dirty Secret
He puts his hook up his ass as a dildo.
E= Experience (How much do they have?)
Only a little. He's been with only four guys, one of which is his best friend.
F= Favorite Position
He only knows doggie and cowboy but wants to learn more.
G= Goofy (How are they in the moment? Are they more serious or humorous?)
He is extremely humorous. He is sometimes too humorous for his partners. He likes to joke about everything that is happening, sometimes talking about it step by step. It can be annoying, but some find it cute.
H= Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
He is not groomed at all down there, it is messy and wild, but it perfectly matches the dark and messy hair on his head.
I=Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)
He isn't romantic, but he is kind. But he is only kind if he actually cares about you. He will compliment you and give you what you want first.
J=Jack Off (Masturbation Headcanon)
He masturbates likes crazy. He does it up to four or five times a day. Always when he wakes up and before he goes to bed. And always in front of a mirror so he can see what he looks like in the moment.
K=Kink (One or more of their kinks)
He likes objects being shoved up his butt, the weirder the better. He also has a thing for leather, he likes his partner wearing a bunch of leather.
L=Location (Favorite places to do the do)
He likes a bed, his bed. He hasn't done it anywhere weird just yet and is fine with that.
M=Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Fun. The idea of just having some fun gets him on and going. The more energy you have and the more you are into what is happening the more he gets into it. He loves fun and if you're both having fun it makes him happy.
N=No (Something they won't do, turn-offs)
He hasn't been asked to do anything weird or not normal yet, but he is completely down to try anything. He is only turned off by people who don't want to have fun in the moment or are just not enjoying the moment.
O=Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He loves to give and receive oral. He loves to have cum shooting around everywhere. He would shower in cum if he could. Half of the people he's given oral to have said he is amazing while the other half have said he was too weird and did things they didn't like.
P=Pace (Fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)
He is fast, rough, and playful. He likes to constantly move and change positions over and over.
Q=Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
He's a fan of quickies. He doesn't like them more than proper sex though, but about evenly. He likes to give or receive a good blowjob all the time. He usually gets a good quickie from his best friend every day.
R=Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
He is all about experimenting and taking risks. He will do anything he can try. He has tried a lot on his own but hasn't found someone yet to do weird things with him.
S=Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they usually last?)
He has slightly above average stamina. He can go for a couple of rounds, each lasting about 25-40 minutes depending on his mood and the partner he is with.
T=Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them?)
He loves himself some toys. He mainly uses his own hook as his toy on most days. He loves to shove it into his butt while he masturbates.
U=Unfair (How much do they like to tease?)
He loves to tease. It's like a fun game to him, like a cat and mouse chase. He teases, then you, then him again, and on and on until you finally connect.
V=Volume (How loud they are, what kind of noises do they make, etc.)
He is fairly loud. He does some grunting and moaning, even some screaming. He loves to laugh, in a fun way of course, and talk a lot.
W= Wild Card (Random headcanon)
He likes to have sex while wet, mostly in the shower or while swimming sometimes.
X=X-Ray
Average in length and width, about six inches.
Y=Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
He loves sex, but he doesn't need it. He is satisfied with masturbation and doesn't need sex every day or even once a week, but he doesn't mind it at all.
Z=ZZZ... (How fast do they fall asleep afterward?)
He doesn't fall asleep at all. He gets up, jumps around, and talks loudly. He usually rants about the whole experience and jokes about it to you.