A=Aftercare (What they're like after sex)

He likes to spoon you until you fall asleep and watch you sleep until he does.

B=Body Part (Their favorite part of their partner's body)

Hair. He LOVES the hair of men's hair, as long as it's not as good as his hair.

C=Cum (Anything to do with cum basically... I'm a disgusting person)

He doesn't really care for cum. He will drink some if he has to, but usually avoids it when he can.

D=Dirty Secret

He uses cum, only his own, in his hair like a product.

E= Experience (How much do they have?)

Lots. He has been with dozens of guys and girls. He sleeps with whoever gives him the attention he desires.

F= Favorite Position

Knee Up

G= Goofy (How are they in the moment? Are they more serious or humorous?)

He's mostly serious with a little bit of humor in the beginning and the end. He likes to joke around to lighten the mood because he feels uncomfortable if it's too serious in the moment.

H= Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He is perfectly groomed down there. He keeps it clean and short by keeping a close eye on down there and cleaning it up on a daily basis. It is dark down there, much like the hair on his head.

I=Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

He's quite romantic on most occasions, but really romantic when he has real feelings for you. He will set things up before and do everything in his power to make sure you are the center of it all and are the happiest you can be.

J=Jack Off (Masturbation Headcanon)

He's a normal fan of masturbation. He does it a couple of times a week, usually when he's alone at home. He does it to himself in the mirror, and only partly to leave no evidence for anyone to find.

K=Kink (One or more of their kinks)

He's a big leather fan, usually wearing one of his leather jackets during sex. It makes him feel strong and manly. He also likes roleplaying, specifically as Elvis Presley. And occasionally he likes to bite, anywhere really.

L=Location (Favorite places to do the do)

At night in public. He loves to drive away to someplace dark and quiet to do it either in his car or an alley. Something about it feels risky, yet still safe enough to actually do it.

M=Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

He is turned on by people that love his hair as he does. He loves when someone talks about how amazing his hair is. He also loves other fans of Elvis.

N=No (Something they won't do, turn-offs)

He WILL NOT let anyone touch his hair unless he truly loves you and you wash your hands beforehand. He is turned off by men with no hair, bad hair, or that are just nerdy and weird.

O=Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He doesn't mind giving oral but definitely prefers receiving it because it keeps him from getting sweaty and ruining his hair. He is pretty good at giving oral, though he doesn't care how good he is at it.

P=Pace (Fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

He is usually pretty slow and sensual, not wanting to go too fast and rush the moment as it would ruin his hair or get him too tired to truly enjoy it all.

Q=Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He loves a good quickie for the same reasons written above. He likes to keep himself looking perfect and his hair untouched. He prefers it about just as much as proper sex though. He gets a quickie once or twice a week from random people he meets.

R=Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He's not into experimenting or risks. He prefers to keep things simple and focus on each other than other things.

S=Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they usually last?)

He's normal. He goes for two or three rounds at once and normally lasts about 15-20 minutes each time.

T=Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them?)

No toys. It is too complicated for him and takes away the real stuff that he loves so much.

U=Unfair (How much do they like to tease?)

He teases sometimes. He does it when he is still deciding whether or not he wants to take the next step.

V=Volume (How loud they are, what kind of noises do they make, etc.)

He is quiet, until the climax. During the climax, he will moan and shout at the top of his lungs for just a few seconds before he slides out.

W= Wild Card (Random headcanon)

He has had multiple wet dreams about being with Elvis since he was just ten.

X=X-Ray

Very large in length. About ten inches. But average in width, making it look rather skinny.

Y=Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

He's normal. He likes sex, oral, and quickies as much as the next guy, but he understands that the less often it happens the more special it will be when it does happen.

Z=ZZZ... (How fast do they fall asleep afterward?)

He waits until you fall asleep then fixes his hair before cuddling back in bed with you and going to sleep.