Hello everyone. I am back with chapter 2 of the react fic. A quick notice just to let all my beautiful and wonderful readers know that the original story I am reacting to will be in bold to separate from the reactors.
To the reviews letting me know about the errors I made last chapter I appreciate you letting me know so I could make the proper changes.
Now before I start on chapter three I need to wait for the ok from Aravas as he is going through his chapters and making changes. The second he finishes chapter two of his story I will begin making the reaction as quickly as I can.
Please know that I am still new to writing react fics, but I will do my best to include as many comments and reactions as I can. Thank you and don't forget to read the original story.
For Want Of A Knight reaction ch. 2
"Alright everyone, I hope you are all ready to enjoy a nice view of the story. It's a personal favorite so I hope you can have fun watching." NakeSnake spoke a grin on his face.
He placed the cd in the air before fog covered it a screen appearing in front of everyone.
"Say why did you choose us anyways? Not that I don't mind a little r&r every now and then, but you grabbed us specifically. Why?" Coco asked curiously. "Ah I wondered if you would ask that. To be honest I grabbed you all since you have a similar to your counterparts in this world. I would love to see some reactions for secrets revealed hehehe." As NakeSnake chuckled this got some nervous reviewers who all thought the same thing.
'Uh oh.'
It was a nice afternoon at Beacon Academy. Birds were singing, the sun shone…
"Quite a nice way to start a day." Ozpin spoke. He was always happy to have a calm morning at his school. Especially when random bouts of explosions were a commodity.
And two students from Atlas conversed with each other.
"Did you see his reaction though?! Oh Oum, that was hilarious," one Fuchsia Sarn laughed.
"I don't like her." Ruby narrowed her eyes at the girl.
"I know, right?" her partner and boyfriend, Shwartz Kutte, breathed out. "He just shut down, like…" He imitated a computer shutdown noise. ''That was priceless!''
"To think that loser actually thought I liked him! What do I look like, some stupid, impressionable wallflower?," the pink-haired huntress-in-training exclaimed in near-sadistic glee.
"Best prank ever!," the raven-haired Atlesian concurred.
"Say has anyone seen these students before?" Weiss asked the others. "Hmm I don't believe they are in our school at the moment. I do not recall them being in the list of students that came to our school for the Vytal festival." Everyone looked at Glynda a look of surprise much to her confusion. "What?"
"Miss Goodwitch. Did you memorize the name of every student that came to Beacon?" Neptune was both shocked and impressed by the teacher.
"Of course." She had no idea was so wrong with memorizing every name of every student in the academy. It was to help ensure their safety after all. 'Glynda never did understand how amazing that truly was. Even so technically I should be the one doing so. Not going to mention that little tid-bit.' Ozpin simply sipped his coffee. Truly he was the wisest of them all.
Strutting through the hallways of the Academy, they encountered a peculiar figure. Clad in regular uniform and towering over the both of them, Cardin Winchester looked at the both of them in a bemused fashion.
"Ey, you," he greeted Fuchsia nonchalantly, "Aren't you Jauney-boys girlfriend he told me about?"
"HIS WHAT!" Pyrrha screamed in pure horror. This caused a few others to jump from the sudden scream before turning towards her. "He dates someone else and even goes telling CARDIN of all people about it! Why!?"
"Woah P-money. You gotta chill. Remember this is a different world not ours." Yang tried to calm the girl down. While she was one to talk with her obvious anger issues she was more interested in the story for the moment.
Fuchsia looked at him before bursting into laughter. A obnoxious sound reminding one of a motor starting, but in reverse. "Oh yeah, that weakling. I never was interested in him in the first place!"
This earned the girl a few narrowed eyes by the viewers with Pyrrha growling at the video.
Cardin raised an eyebrow while inconspicuously putting his hand into his pocket. "Pardon?"
"You heard me. I only pretended to be interested in that idiot to see him break and cry."
"I have never wanted to muder someone so much before."
"I'll help." Ruby added on getting a shocked look from her teammates. After all its their leader and probably one of the most innocent girls in the world planning to help with a possible murder. Yang began to wonder if she could convince NakeSnake to let them leave so she could prevent her little sister from becoming even more violent.
"Before you ask you can leave if you so choose. However it is gonna get a bit better in a bit. Also yes I know what you think at times since we are in my dimension."
"Shame he just shut down," Shwartz chimed in. "Oh well, that was fun to see anyways," he giggled, remembering the blonde knight's expression.
Cardin remained calm outwardly. After an incident at Forever Fall, he turned his life around and, after apologizing, bothered to get to know the comparatively weak Huntsman. He found him to be a surprisingly cool dude with a metric fuckton of various talents not necessarily related to being a Huntsman. Looking back, Cardin had chided himself for being, essentially, an immature prick.
"Before you all ask this Cardin reflected on his actions and wanting to redeem himself he renounced his racism towards funhas and befriended Jaune after the events at forever fall.
"At least this universe Cardin is a lot better already than ours." Blake was glad this was the case. One less racist around.
Thus, the Winchester scion was all too gleeful to reveal a little something.
"You know that you guys just signed your own death warrant, right?"
"Damn right they did. No one messes with bunbun's love." This earned Coco a lot more taps from said blushing bunbun causing her to laugh while trying to get away. Everyone else could not comprehend the cool beauty that was Coco to be affected by this. They also couldn't resist how cute it looked.
The two asshats looked at him, bewildered expressions on their faces.
"Yeah, see, the guy you two were putting down because it tickled your privates or whatever has quite a few loyal friends."
"Yeah, well we don't-"
"I also recorded your little confession there", Cardin confessed, showing the scroll in his pocket.
"It seems this universes Winchester is a lot more thoughtful in situations like this." Glynda nodded her head proud of the fact that this could be her student someday. A thinking kind young man who didn't cause problems with other students.
"So?," an all too confident Shwartz asked.
'Was I such a cocky fuck back then?,' Cardin asked himself, before pushing the thought aside.
"You don't know what team he is on, do you?"
"Probably some weak ass team", Fuchsia shrugged, indifferent.
"How do you pull a messed up prank on a guy and not know who's team he is on?" Neptune groaned out.
"Especially when you got a celebrity with the name untouchable girl on said team." Pyrrha nodded with a slight grin. "I would destroy her."
This was the first time anyone heard Pyrrha brag at all. It was a little nice seeing her brag for once.
'Oh, this is going to be a blast.'
"You'll see. Though I suggest you start running away and hiding."
Shwartz rolled his eyes at the apparently empty threat. "Whatever. Come on, babe."
"It's your funeral."
"Whatever," Fuchsia repeated.
Cardin shrugged. 'Can't say I didn't warn them'.
"Like he said he tried to warn him. I got dibs on the guy. No one messes with my friends." Sun stated pressing his fist together ready to whup ass. "I'll help." Both neptune and ren added.
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"Weirdo," Fuchsia sneered, blowing the encounter off. "do you think he is friends with that loser?
"Probably his teammate," answered her boyfriend, shrugging. "Dunno what he meant though."
"Probably nothi-"
A sound rent through Beacon. Nay, a cacophony of sounds. Screams. Screams and bellows of grief, agony and, predominantly, rage. A symphony to haunt the dreams and nightmares of the two forevermore.
"Who is that screaming? They sound pissed." Mercury quipped getting a nod from Emerald in agreement.
Pure, unadulterated rage, expressed either in wordless screams or various colorful phrases. All of the words holding the same message.
Time to whoop somebodies ass.
"Ha!" (Cookie to anyone who guesses who ha'd. P.S there are three)
"The fuck was that?," Shwartz asked, slightly intimidated.
"Probably that guy, trying to scare us." She faked a guffaw. "Please. Everyone and their old grandparents can see that that was so fake."
The wall exploded, as if commanded.
"Holy crap!" The people not used to the random destruction of Beacon shouted out in shock. "Ugh sadly this is a daily occurrence over in Beacon." Glynda groaned pinching the bridge of her nose.
The person stepping, no, jumping out of the hole had a long luscious mane, billowing brilliantly like a flame.
This luscious mane framed a face warped in sheer wrath, eyes glowing a menacing red.
Yang Xiao Long, the blonde brawler herself, considered the third strongest in her year.
"Hell yea go me! Break that bitches face me!"
"Miss Xiao Long! Such language should not be used. Especially in the presence of a being such as this." NakeSnake simply chuckled waving his hand in an uncaring manner.
"It is fine miss Goodwitch. I love to hear what they have to say. If they want to curse they can do so as much as they like."
Mercury suddenly stood up a big grin on his face. After taking a deep breath he let loose. "FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK YEAAAAAAA! Oh man. I've been keeping that in for a long loooong time." There was silence for a moment before NakeSnake began laughing. Everyone chose to ignore this.
And she was out for their blood.
"YOU!", she bellowed, charging forward.
It was not skill that saved them from the devastating punch, but rather sheer instinct and the need to survive.
They barely ducked under the swing, pure instinct and common sense driving them to run the fuck away from the buxom beauty.
"Man those two got no skill at all. I'm surprised they were sent to Beacon for the festival." This got a few nods from the rest of viewers agreeing with Mercury. "Those Atlas Academy have low standards or something?"
"Of course not! Atlas only accepts the best kind of students after all." Weiss declared. After all her sister went to Atlas Academy. She however had a hard time explaining these two.
"HOLY SHIT!" the Atlesians screamed running down the hallway, as fast as was possible, away from her.
Another wall exploded, way too close for comfort.
This time, a ginger girl with a massive warhammer stood in the hole. Her smile was far too wide to be considered friendly and did not reach her eyes. Those shone with a barely concealed bloodlust.
"Here's Nora! Now break some legs other me!"
Behind her stood her partner, a ninja in all but name. Usually incredibly stoic, his face sported a grim frown, eyes hardened and fixated towards them.
"HEEERE'S NORA!" the hammer-wielder proclaimed.
The Atlesians now ran even faster. Now there were three people on their tail. All they had done was playing a prank on someone!
Far too scared to be thinking rationally, they ignored a black glyph in front of them.
"Man these two are idiots. How do they not see a black glyph appearing right in front of you."
"Let's be fair if only a little. If you were running away from those two while they were pissed off you wouldn't really pay attention to where you were running off to would you?" Everyone looked at a smirking Yang and Nora before quietly agreeing with that statement.
A black ribbon shot out, binding Fuchsias leg, as Shwartz was flying upward thanks to the trap on the ground.
'You have GOT to be shitting me right now.'
None other than Blake Belladonna, the black clad ninja, was binding Fuchsia's leg right now. The Atlesian Huntress-in-Training barely managed to free her leg from the confines, before the blade attached to the ribbon smashed down on where she laid.
Lucky her that the ribbon loosened when Blake approached.
"Damn kitty. You legit tried to murder her. Don't really blame ya." Yang smirked in satisfaction of watching the atlesian girl scramble around the ground.
NakeSnake held a thumbs up catching everyone's attention. They were not prepared for what he said.
"Catgirls are best girls."
…. No one said anything deciding to go back to the story.
To put the final bun on the shit sandwich supreme, Weiss Schnee, heiress of the Schnee Dust Company and the second best fighter in Beacon, approached the two, ice cold glare leveled at them and rapier in hand.
It took the two all the willpower they had left not to freeze in place and run away, further down the hall.
And of course, if these three were at the same place…
...then the leader of Team RWBY was not far away.
"Yeah, no one shall escape my wrath! Hahaha!" Ruby cheered on in glee looking adorable. 'What is with this kid? Ugh can't deny she is pretty adorable. NO! Begone gay thoughts!' Emerald was having trouble with her thoughts. Again.
Sharpened glare in her silver eyes, sharpened edge of the weapon in her hands, primed for a swipe, Ruby Rose stepped out of a cloud of rose petals.
The two rolled over the swipe, Crescent Rose missing them by a hair's breadth.
"Split up!" Shwartz screamed, taking the left at an upcoming intersection.
Fuchsia, all too panicked to register her partner's cowardice, took the right on a gut feeling.
"He just ditched his girlfriend. What an ass." Many nods of agreement were given to Sun.
The girls and the sole boy all charged after her.
"Success!" cheered the coward. "Sorry, babe, but you gotta learn how to handle yourself."
"Yep worse boyfriend material ever. Even more so than NEPTUNE!" Weiss yelled out Neptune's name causing him to flinch. She had been like this ever since she saw him flirting with a group of girls.
A staff smacked him upside the head.
Shwartz, seeing stars, whipped around to look at his assailant.
One particularly irate monkey faunus scowled down at him.
"Hell yea I showed up finally to kick some butt! No way I'd let this guy get away."
"Found'cha, asshole!"
His teammates were not far behind.
This just wasn't fair.
"Well that's what happens when you be an asshole to my friends." Sun grinned smugly ready to watch himself beat up the douche.
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What was happening?
The day was beginning so nicely. A nice breakfast, breaking some insignificant nobodies' heart and a nice walk around the foreign school had devolved in a flight for her life.
"Wait what happened to me beating the crap out of the guy!"
"This must be an area transition. They do it in the movies to go from one area to another." NakeSnake snapped his finger pointing at Neptune. "Exactly what happened. It changed from Shwartz over to Fuchisa to see what's happening to her. Shall we?"
Team RWBY, an entire team of premiere huntresses, was chasing her around, followed by some hammer psycho and her twink boyfriend.
And it got WORSE.
One Arslan Atlan from Mistral and her teammate, Reese Chloris, had joined the hunt and started throwing things at Fuchsia.
"I remember those two. We fought their team during the first round of the festival. They were pretty tough but we owned them. Why are they helping chase that bitch down?"
"Maybe they overheard what was going on and decided to help. Those two seem like good people after all." Blake gave her opinion to her partner.
Benches, trashcans, bullets via the help of the usual bullet propulsion systems that were colloquially known as 'guns'.
You know, the works.
"I believe Ruby would put it best in saying guns are best creation ever yes?" NakeSnake spoke floating next to Ruby who happily agreed giving him a high five.
As if that was not enough, other projectiles joined in chasing after the running girl.
Blasts of wind, throwing knives and fuckmothering crossbow bolts, courtesy of Team NDGO, had joined the fray.
"Ok seriously why are all these girls helping the dunce? I understand helping a fellow huntsman but we've never even talked to team NDGO before." Weiss ran her hands through her hair in frustration trying to understand what was going on. "Well like I said before this is a different universe. You have talked to them just not in your world is all." Weiss stared at the floating writer before flipping her hair and turning back towards the screen.
Running for her dear life, her stamina waning, she was resorting to something else. A simple plan, born out of pure desperation rather than cunning.
She jumped out of the window.
From the third floor.
"Ha bitches be crazy." Mercury joked watching the girl jump from the third floor window. "It's a good thing she has aura or she'd be in serious pain from that fall. Not that any of us care." While some people wanted to disagree with him they could not simply because they would be lying straight through their teeth.
Fuchsia grabbed onto the ledge under the window, smashed through the window below that one and …
Hid in a trash can.
"Oh shit never mind thought her dumbass was going to the ground floor with that plan. Well at least she is where she belongs now."
"WHERE IS THAT BITCH?!" the voice of the brawler screamed out from the floor above.
"Are the bullheads on lockdown?" the catlike ninja asked in return.
"CRDL, Yatsu and Fox are guarding the docks. These two are not leaving Beacon unharmed!" The heiresses furious voice could be heard.
"Search the school!" Ruby demanded. "I want her FOUND!"
"Aww you're always so adorable when you get demanding Rubes." Yang happily grabbed her sister pulling her into a hug. One of which Ruby tried getting away from by smacking her sister. Sadly she forgot how weak she was. 'I should have trained with dad when I had the chance after all.' Ruby groaned giving in to her fate.
Meanwhile, in her hiding place, Fuchsia was crying in silence, though this time not out of fear.
Her overly expensive clothes had been in contact with some gum wrappers and various other remains of eaten snacks and were basically ruined.
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Shwartz Kutte was running for dear life.
"Oh it did that transition back to the cruddy boyfriend. Maybe me and my staff will finally rearrange that guys face." Sun happily proclaimed. While he was not one for violence besides grimm he also didn't like when people messed with his friends. Especially the cool ones like Jaune who was openly pro-funhas.
The entirety of Team SSSN was on his ass. Weapons out and ready to bring the pain, they were chasing the callous coward throughout the school.
A glimmer of hope seemed to shine on the proverbial horizon, however, as he saw a pair of bunny ears and some fashionable glasses, respectively attached to two second-year huntresses.
"Finally we come out am I right bun-bun? I wondered when we would show up in the story." Coco grinned excited to see herself. "And damn I knew I looked good but this screen really gets my good side." Velvet giggled happy to see her team leader and good friend having a good time with this.
The bunny faunus was a shy one and would definitely be confused enough to at least stall the group of idiots long enough so Shwartz could hide.
The hope did not last long.
Upon seeing him, The faunus cracked an uncharacteristically large, vicious grin, her arm reaching behind her back.
Beside her, the fashionista engaged her infamous handbag-gatling hybrid. How exactly she managed to ram that thing in there was a mystery for the ages.
"I've always wondered and wanted to ask but how did you fit an entire gatling gun into that small handbag?" Weiss had always been curious about that and had been meaning to ask. Coco simply looked at her before grinning and turned back to the screen ignoring a glaring Weiss.
Shame he did not have the time to ponder the wonder of the piece of engineering, as its muzzles were pointed exactly at him.
Alongside a copy of the same weapon, shimmering blue and held in the hands of a very bloodthirsty bunny.
"DIE!" she screamed, all too gleefully, as the barrels rotated.
"Ah I always love it when my bun-bun shows her vicious side." Coco swooned. She always loved when Velvet broke her timid character and brought out her darker side. She always found it super hot.
"Coco you know I don't like it when I get like that. Especially when you keep on encouraging it." Velvet whined her cheeks burning red at her counterparts current personality. "Anyone else find that pretty hot?" Neptune found multiple weapons pointed at him making him raise his hands in defence.
"Ey, stop it! You're gonna shoot us!" one of the boy band behind Shwartz yelled out.
He sped up.
Barely slipping between the huntresses, narrowly avoiding their devastating swings, the Atlesian leapt down the hall.
A somewhat satisfying clang of metal informed him how the two huntresses were now entangled via their weapons.
"And this is why I always say never make weapons next to the rest of the team Velvet. It's super easy to get them stuck into one another."
"Dammit, Vel! Call off your weapon!"
"Way ahead of ya. Let's get the cunt!"
Everyone's eyes were wide hearing the sweet and shy bunny girl say a word like cunt. It was simply one of those things you never expect to happen. NakeSnake held a smile at everyone's reactions enjoying his life.
Mildly jarring, hearing the cute bunny faunus cursing like that.
Shwartz had, however, some fresh and new problems arising.
Or rather, blocking off his path.
"End of the line, fucko", Brawnz Ni snarled, fists ready. Behind him, his team was all too ready to bring the hurt. The sniper girl, May Zedong, had her weapon aiming right at the fugitive's forehead.
"Ok where are they all coming from! Seriously vomit boy's team wiped them out in the festival so why would they help at all?"
"Well I am not sure if this is before or after the festival if i'm being honest here. Ay yo Aravas if you read this can ya let me know. I am not sure if I missed it or nah but curious if this is before or after the festival." NakeSnake asked calling towards the sky. "Now I wait for a reply."
Shwartz said nothing. Instead, he decided to flee…
Right towards them.
Caught by surprise, BRNZ did little but gawk at the sudden brazenness of their prey.
Shwartz laughed in triumph, even more so when he recognized the figure approaching the gaggle of students.
Glynda Goodwitch, deputy headmistress, combat instructor and feared disciplinarian of Beacon Academy was walking towards them, glare in place and riding crop in hand.
"So I have finally appeared. Knowing me I will probably try to correct the issue that is happening. Preferably giving detention to those who caused damage to the school." Goodwitch paused looking towards a nervously chuckling Yang and an uncaring Nora. Even she knew she couldn't do anything to correct her. That's what Ren was for. "And to those two who were the cause of it."
Finally, the goose chase was over. Finally, those psychopaths would be punished, he could relax at long last!
"Mr Kutte, I presume," the fearsome teacher spoke up to the student before her. The adressed was coughing, out of breath and stamina from the hunt. His every muscle screaming for rest.
"Yes, ma'am. You see, these people suddenly started chasing me for no reason-"
"Bullshit!"
"Hell yea bullshit! I wanna see some ass kicking going on already!" Cinder and Emerald didn't know why but Mercury seemed extra talkative since coming here.
"Yo just so you guys know something amazing is about to happen in a second so pay attention." NakeSnake always loved the part that was going to happen.
"Mr Porfirio, language!"
Nolan stiffened. "Yes, ma'am!"
Shwartz wanted to laugh. He was saved! These idiots would get their dues.
"Mr Kutte, do you have an explanation for this?"
"Ma'am, no, ma'am."
Roy Stallion piped up. "Miss Goodwitch, with all due respect, that guy is lying through his teeth."
Shwartz grinned. They had no proof of that. None whatsoever!
"I am well aware."
…
what.
Before he could register the words in full, Shwartz Kutte found himself careening through the window towards the city of Vale.
"D-did Miss. Goodwitch just kill that guy?" While everyone was thinking this Ruby was the one to voice it. All heads turned to said teacher who was looking away so no one could see her red cheeks.
"Your my favorite teacher now." Mercury simply continued to smile.
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'Are they gone?'
"I think it's good that they changed back to her. I for one am much more interested in her punishment then the boy who we shall not mention anytime soon." Glynda left no room for backtalk. So much so NakeSnake didn't even tempt angering her with his comments.
Silently and shaking with disgust at her situation within her hiding place, Fuchsia Sarn emerged from the trash can, where she rightfully belonged.
At least, that was the obvious opinion of her pursuers, who were nowhere in sight.
The fugitive would rather be litterally – pardon – literally anywhere else than Beacon right now. Except that she was trapped like a mouse in a cage, with six people guarding the damn Bullhead docks.
Fuchsia heard steps and froze, slowly looking towards their source.
She wanted to break down and cry in relief right then and there. Pyrrha Nikos, famed champion of Mistral, nicknamed the Invincible Girl, was looking at her, obvious worry in her expression.
"Oh it seems I will finally get my chance to hurt her. I've been waiting to see myself in this video, if I'm being honest. Mister NakeSnake will there be any tips to help me gain Jaune's attention?" While the people interested in Jaune payed attention to NakeSnake he simply smirked. "One word about your worlds Jaune. Bi-sexual." NakeSnake left it at that ignoring the blushes on certain people.
"Dear Oum, what happened? Are you okay?"
Does it look like I am? Is what she wanted to say right now, but refrained from doing so. Her savior had arrived, and she would not insult her like this.
"Man even when someone is looking like they care she is still such a bitch."
"Not really, no," Fuchsia quipped. "I played a prank on someone and it kinda went wrong, so a bunch of people were chasing me." This was close enough to the truth that the red spartan would not question it. "I swear, it was a harmless prank!" Okay, that one was a lie, but she did not need to know that one, now, did she?
"If that was a harmless prank I would hate to see what they consider a cruel joke. It's people like this that always cause trouble." Blake was always more vocal during situations like this.
"Sadly that is how young people are these days. They always want to show off and cause trouble when they think they will get away with it. I am glad most of my students at Beacon do not have that issue or are working on it." While Ozpin was always happy to have a new student with potential it broke his very old heart when they squandered it on a horrid personality.
Fuchsia bent over to catch the breath she had to hold for the longest fucking time. She breathed in and out deeply, hands resting on her knees, facing the ground.
"Truly?" the champion inquired.
'Yes, dammit!' she wanted to yell, but wheezed instead as an answer.
A hand found her shoulder. It calmed the runaway's frayed nerves with a gentle squeeze.
"Man I hope P-money doesn't fall for her crap. She needs a good ass kicking."
"Do not worry Yang. I will be sure to as you say pound her skull to a thin moosh." Yang was quite happy and scared to hear that from the Mistral champion.
"I somehow find it hard to believe that deceiving a young man by expressing romantic interest in him, only to break his heart after a while, to be a 'harmless prank', as you put it."
Fuchsia froze. The grip on her shoulder tightened.
'How did she know that?'
"A shame she didn't think to actually learn about her target before going along with her plan. She is truly a foolish woman." Cinder finally spoke for the first time getting quick nods from her ever so obedient partner Emerald. Yup obedient. No other reason was there for Emerald to follow along with Cinders plans. None what so ever.
"Did you really think that breaking Jaune's heart would go unpunished?"
The callous girl was thrown against the wall.
"MY partner?"
There was no warmth left in her voice, only unmistakable venom.
"MY team leader?"
'Are you kidding me?! That guy was her partner and her leader?!'
"The love of my life? The one and only man whom I ever desired?!" The champion was screaming now.
'Has the world gone mad?' was all Fuchsia thought before her brain froze in fear.
"Honestly if someone heard the four time Mistral champion talking about some regular guy like Jaune as if he was the greatest piece of meat ever served they would think the same thing." As much as Yang didn't like the girl she would have to agree about Pyrrha's romantic interest.
"I myself still don't understand your interest in the dunce after all this time Pyrrha. You could get much more preferable men who actually recognise you on the first meeting. They would be much better than the Arc." Pyrrha simply giggled much to Weiss's confusion. She wouldn't understand as she was used to the recognition. Heck she preferred it most the time.
Peering over the shoulders of the amazon and standing to her sides were the scowling, sneering and apocalyptically angry faces of her various pursuers. To really drive the point home of how fucked she was right now, three others had joined the gaggle of hunters.
One guy with grey hair wearing a jumpsuit, who, in the visiting student's opinion, looked like an angry chicken.
"Ah hahahaha you do look like a chicken!" Emerald laughed at Mercury's expanse as he growled and cursed at said girl.
One girl with green hair and chocolate skin, glaring at her out of deep red eyes.
And what was, perhaps, the pinnacle of dark beauty, peering down at her with amber eyes full of contempt and sheer malice.
"Ah Cinder you finally get to make an appearance!" Emerald happily voiced her joy at seeing her team leader. She especially loved the way it showed her gorgeous figure and wavy black hair. Cinder merely smiled watching the video go on.
"You came to the wrong school, bitch," the short ginger girl declared with sadistic glee.
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Battered and bruised, a youth with black hair stumbled into a bar.
"Wait this guy is still alive!? Damn he is durable." Many agreed with Sun's amazing analyzation.
Shwartz barely survived the onslaught, thanks to his Aura – which broke after the impact in a large waste disposal unit.
The only saving grace from that was that is was filled with discarded packaging, cushioning his fall without making a stink.
"Well that would explain surviving being shot from window from as high as Beacon." Again no one disagreed with the blond boy.
He did not expect to be flung out a window today, less so by the resident disciplinarian. Even more unexpectedly, said disciplinarian was just as out for blood as the other students.
"What will it be, kid?" the bearded barman asked in a gruff voice.
"Oh that the junior guy from that bar I trashed looking for info."
"Miss Xiao-Long. Why did you crash a bar in the city?" Yang gulped worried for her weekend time. So she did the one thing she could think of.
"I forgot to ask bit why did you shoot him out a window?" Everyone looked at Yang in shock before turning to Glynda who was now turned away. Yang fistbumbed the air in success.
"Something strong. Vodka," grumbled the student. Two young women noticed him sitting at the bar, looking sullen.
"And now those twins. Man they were pretty hot now that I think about it." This got a few stares from the other viewers. "What? I bat both teams. I live a life where you can't be afraid to have some fun even if it is with a girl." Many of the boys could not help but find it hot. Especially Ren who couldn't get the image of Yang and Nora making out with one another.
"What happened to you?" one of them, clad in red, asked him.
'Twins? Really? Well, sorry Fuchsia, baby, but Shwartz is getting lucky tonight!'
"God can this guy be an even worse boyfriend!? He ditched his girl to a whole team and Nora then goes off to get with a different girl. This guy has no standards."
Weiss nodded her head in agreement. "Indeed for a man to even consider flirting with a girl while he is in a relationship. Truly he is the worst kind of man." Neptune could be seen lying on the ground a dark cloud over him while Nora poked him with a stick. Weiss had a very satisfied smug grin.
"Prank gone wrong. Don't really wanna talk about it."
"Awww," cooed the one dressed in white, looking at him in an anything but innocent manner. "Not even a little bit?"
"Now, now, girls. Let's leave the man be," a man piped up.
Shwartz turned to look at the guy who effectively cock blocked him. The gentleman was finely dressed in a white trench coat, a dashing hat adorning his ginger-haired head. His neck decorated with an orange ascot that complimented his overall color palette.
"Roman finally appeared huh?" Everyone looked towards a voice they haven't heard before. Only to see Neo holding her mouth in shock as the voice came from her.
"Oh right I forgot to mention while you're here anything that messes with the way you talk will be gone." Neo didn't listen as she ran her hand over her neck making different noises before the realization finally set in. "I can finally hear my voice."
"Damn you got a nice voice there shortstack. Super sexy if you asked me." Yang lightly flirted. They may have fought on the train but she was willing to ignore that for the time being. didn't hurt that Neo was in fact a total hoty.
Along with the guyliner, that dude was the most dapper motherfucker the criminal underworld had ever seen.
Not that the Atlesian knew. Or shared the opinion. The guyliner was a bit much.
"He's a widely known thief and he doesn't even know? Truly I am glad my sister isn't here so she can't see how horrible the students of Atlas are."
By his side was a rather small girl. Well, small in stature. The curves on her immediately told Shwartz that she was done growing.
'A shortstack? Guy hit the jackpot.'
The next thing the young runaway noticed was the strangely colored hair. A chocolate brown with a streak of pink in it, complimenting her heterochromatic eyes of the same colors. Overall a very pretty girl.
"Hmph as if I would get with a loser like that. A girl has got to have her standards. Like say tall, blond, and not afraid to show some skin." Neo smirked as she winked towards Yang who blew a kiss back the two giving flirty looks to one another.
'Truly I am glad to be a writer so I can experience this.' No one will ever know what NakeSnake truly thought of in these situations.
Her expression, however, was unsettling. A malicious smirk with half-lidded eyes directed solely at him.
"Erm..."
"Don't mind Neo. She's in a stabby mood."
Stabby?
"Your a scary person aren't you?" Neo simply grinned over at Neptune who got a little scared of the short girl. She was a very deadly girl after all.
"Frankly, so am I."
What?
"After all, some punk decided to piss on the only guy in town who appreciates a well clothed gentleman such as I."
"Well, um..."
"Said guy is also real good friends with Neo here. He makes Sorbets that are to kill for."
"This is actually true. Jaune is quite the exceptional cook. He makes food for the rest of us a lot of the time instead of going to the cafeteria." Ren stated the fact of his team leaders being a great cook.
"Jaune makes very good chicken as well as pork, pancakes, and pastries. According to him his family trained him to be tma great house husband." Pyrrha was very happy when she learned that little tidbit. After all she would need help watching the many children she would have with Jaune.
"Kill?"
"Did I stutter?" The man faced him, glaring. "Did I, punk?"
Uh oh.
The twins suddenly had their weapons out of nowhere, one with claws, the other showing off some stilettos with a kickboxing stance. Neo's smirk turned into a toothy grin, one of her eyes changing color to pink to match the other.
And the barman? Instead of doing the sensible thing and calling the police, he whipped out a club that could double as a rocket launcher.
"Man how many people are super close friends with Jaune in this world?"
"You will he surprised how many people like Jaune in this world." NakeSnake would not describe in what way they like him.
Judging by his luck so far, it very well was.
"Scheisse," Shwartz whimpered in the old mantle tongue.
/-/
It was a good morning, Ozpin found.
"Oh so I finally get my chance to appear. How nice. It will be enjoyable watching what my life is like from an outside perspective."
The headmaster of Beacon Academy and secretly immortal body surfing wizard enjoyed one of humanity's greatest inventions on that beautiful morning.
Coffee.
The elevator chimed. Ozpin secretly hoped it wasn't Glynda, here to pester him with things that could either wait till noon or be completely ignored.
It was now Ozpin's turn to look away as Glynda glared over at said headmaster. "Truly it would be a shame if the headmaster of the school had to deal with extra work. He is always so busy teaching the students, repairing the damages, filling out paperwork for said damages, and dealing with all the rowdy students. Oh wait no I believe that is me who those that yes?" No one wanted to say anything less they incur the wrath of Glynda Goodwitch.
The lucky stars seemed to shine for Ozpin. Doctor Bartholomew Oobleck strutted through the elevator doors in his usual hasty fashion. The headmaster hoped that he was here to share a new or rare brand of coffee with him.
These hopes were dashed when Ozpin beheld the expression on his fellow coffee lover; concern and fear evident on his face.
"Is something wrong, Bart?"
"Well, yes. Did you hear the commotion yesterday?"
"I'd be surprised if anyone didn't hear the commotion going on in the school."
"I did." Truthfully, the headmaster could have gone without it. The noise seemed to be everywhere.
"Apparently, two of the Atlesian students decided it would be a fun idea to play a trick on Mr Arc."
Oh boy. Mr Arc was, unbeknownst to the young man himself, one of the most wanted singles in his year, perhaps even in Beacon history.
"I believe it." A few looked at Neo surprised. "What like blondie over there I don't mind having fun with either gender. Besides I love submissive guys who would let me do whatever I want."
"I could see that as well." Cinder agreed much to Emeralds horror. "A man who would stay home and raise the young while I work. That seems to be the ideal one I would go for myself."
"I wouldn't mind staying home to watch the brats." Emerald mutter before noticing a smug looking Mercury. She promptly looked away her face red with embarrassment.
Unknown to Mr Arc was also that his secret was not so secret anymore. Someone had, while he was shopping in Vale, leaked his fraudulent transcripts to the public in Beacon.
"He used fake transcripts to get into Beacon!" Weiss shouted in shock.
"Why yes he did. I almost considered not accepting him but thought he had great potential so decided to let him stay instead."
"Headmaster with all due respect but is that a wise idea letting someone like him join without even the proper training? Many of us spent years training to get into Beacon and some were still not allowed to join. How is it fair that he join when more qualified students could have joined in his place?" Pyrrha glared lightly at Weiss. If she was the cause of her partner leaving there would be hell to pay.
"When have I ever said the world is fair Miss Schnee? I saw young Arc out there trying to prove himself and decided if he could make it I would allow him to join. And make it he did. I admit his training could have been much more farther along than what it is now but can you tell me he those not belong here in Beacon?" Weiss couldn't say anything after hearing the words of her headmaster simply going back to the screen thinking on what she heard.
After a brief discussion of the topic, the students seemed to have agreed that, if he was competent enough to survive this far, that they could give Mr Arc the benefit of the doubt.
So they opted to train him.
What they found out that way was that the blonde knight absorbed knowledge like a sponge, learning much faster than anyone else.
"Yea Jaune is really good when it comes to learning new combat stuff. He really learns super quick." Ruby happily added onto the story.
The fact that he remained humble throughout, even cheering the others on and occasionally offering surprising insights, ended up endearing him greatly to the Beacon students as well as the transfers from all over Remnant.
Ozpin, to his great elation, found the Huntresses and Huntsmen of the next generation to not give a shit over someone's lack of training, thus not acting like spoiled children.
The wizard noted to himself that only the students who had been present at Beacon during the leak knew of Mr Arc's transcripts in the first place.
"He snuck into the school with fake transcripts and gets away with it. That's totally hot." Neo grinned learned more about the blond noodle that she was currently being forced to watch. Despite not appearing at all in the story yet.
"Why exactly did they target him? And what, pray tell did they do?"
Out of malice and sadism, apparently.
Ozpin found himself disappointed in the two. "Where are they now?
Oobleck explained: "Mr Arc has successfully recuperated from the shock, as far as I could judge. As for the other two, Miss Sarn had to be admitted to Beacon's infirmary for intensive care."
"Ha that's what the bitch gets for messing with my friend! Like I would let her get away with that shit." Ruby stared at her sister for a moment before a grin appeared on her face.
"Yea fuck her!" Many people gasped before turning towards Ruby in shock.
"Before anyone says anything. Remember that she is allowed while she is in my world. Hell she should do it more often. She's gonna be a huntswoman much sooner than most girls after all. She is gonna be seeing and hearing much worse than a curse word." While many viewers agreed with NakeSnake they didn't like the idea of Ruby cursing. Especially Yang.
Well, damn.
"Mr Kutte was found naked in Vale in the early morning hours. He was tarred and feathered and was crying about a, and I quote verbatim, 'scary-ass midget'."
"Oh I did that before on a guy that tried to ice cream shop I was at. He was more bloody however." Neo scared many people.
Ozpin fought back his amusement at hearing his colleague say that, though it did not answer the most pertinent question.
"What has you so scared, then?"
The history buff swallowed hard.
"It is not known to Beacon at large yet, Sir…" a pause. "But I fear that the armistice is now null and void."
"What's the armistice?" Yang asked having no idea what it was.
"An agreement made by opposing sides in a war to stop fighting for a certain time; a truce." Everyone looked at Ruby surprised but mostly confused.
"Where did you get that dictionary from?" NameSnake raised his hands answering Blakes question.
Faced with this revelation, the eloquent headmaster found the most succinct words to describe the current situation.
"Fuck me sideways."
"My I have never heard Ozpin curse like that before. It is quite disturbing to hear it." Glynda hadn't heard Ozpin curse so this was new for her and quite shocking.
"Well that is the first chapter of the story. How's everyone liking it so far?"
There were a few mumbles about how it was ok or pretty interesting but the most vocal was Nora demanding to see more of the story.
"Well I shall start chapter two very soon. You can all relax for a moment and take in what happened before we go on." With that NakeSnake left letting the viewers relax. If only for a moment