(Warning: This chapter has Cartman saying rather offensive things about Chinese and black people, and some strong language. Heads up, I prefer writing my stories in a script style as if they were real South Park episodes. I could do non-script, but I happen to do script better for some reason. :P Hope you enjoy this story.)

(P.S. I do not mean to offend any sufferers of this disease IRL.)

Today in South Park, Cartman is eating some breakfast before getting showered for school. His breakfast is some scrambled eggs, breakfast sausage, toast, and milk. Liane is reading the newspaper.)

(While Liane is reading the newspaper, Cartman is unhappy with his breakfast. Cartman starts to whine.)

Cartman: Hey bitch, why is this whole wheat toast?

Liane: Because whole wheat toast is much better than white.

Cartman: Whole wheat toast tastes like literal shit! Is eating this gonna make me black like Token? Because it's not white!

Liane: No. Eating whole wheat toast won't turn your skin black. But it's a good source of fiber.

Cartman: And where's my chocolate milk? This is a glass of plain jizz. And my sausage tastes... a little bit off.

Liane: That's because I made turkey sausage. And the doctor recommended you to drink low fat plain milk instead of chocolate milk. I can still make you some chocolate milk breakfast shakes with this low-sugar vitamin and mineral mix (holds up a jar of Malted Chocolate Ovaltine to show Eric) See? Not too much sugar. But really tasty and good for you.

Cartman (blushes and smiles): Okay. I'll have a little Ovaltine.

(However, as Liane sits back down and continues reading her newspaper, she finds something disturbing. Strangely, it wasn't even mentioned on the front page.)

Liane: Oh... 22 patients test positive for COVID-19 in South Park... w-w... what exactly is that? And all these quarantine centers being opened up in this c-c... country. (starts to frown)

Cartman (devours his sausage links and gulps down all his milk) Yeah... What is it, mom?

Liane: Eric, do you know what this thing is? This article is talking about something called COVID-19... what is that?

Cartman (eats a bit of scrambled eggs while talking): Oh, I heard of it earlier in school. It's basically something those slant-eyed chinos got in Wuhan when they were eating bats.

Liane: Cartman, that's racist against Chinese people.

Cartman: Yeah, but Trump said it was well under control, didn't he?

Liane: If it's well under control, then why does our town have 22 new cases of it? These 22 new cases were all added in a single day...

Cartman: I don't know, must be those filthy jews like Kyle...

Liane: This isn't a matter of blaming jews, Eric. The city of South Park just opened up a new quarantine center that was built in just a week and a half, and it has over 12 patients in it and counting...

Cartman: Well, if you say so. I'm getting showered up. See you later, Mom! (heads into the shower) I gotta do that math quiz!

(Liane frowns and sighs, looking at her newspaper. She is worried about her son, fearing that he will catch the virus.)