Hello again! I know I haven't written anything at all for a while, but that's just cuz i was super busy. Also, I decided to give up on my other story. Enjoy!
At the bar, 2D was on his third whiskey, thinking about Noodle. What would happen? Could they really... Murdoc walked over with a girl who was wearing very' very little. That didn't surprise him. Murdoc had a tendancy to do that to women, however disgusting he was. He looked he had had quite a bit to drink, because he was staggering. "Hey, dullard. I'm gonna find a room with Eileen here. You enjoy yourself. Have fun being tortured 'bout Noodle." 2D looked up. How did he know that?
Many, many whiskeys later, 2D was passed out on the bar, and was woken up by the bartender picking him up and throwing him out. The next morning, he decided to go to Noodle at the hospital. "Hey Noodle," he said.
"Toochie, I've been thinking... I don't think we can do this. It's just... I can't handle something like this. But the good news is that I can go today, and right now! I just hope this won't come between us as friends." The doctor came in.
"Ms. Noodle, according to this you can- Oh-uh- I- uh I hope I'm not intruding- uh, sorry 'bout that." He blushed.
"It's quite alright. Now, what were you gonna tell me?" asked Noodle.
"You can leave now." he said, backing out of the room. Noodle smiled at 2D.
"Should we go?" she asked. 2D mumbled something along the lines of "sure", and they went out.
At the bank, there was a couple of outlaws robbing them. Thankfully Noodle still had her gun, and 2D would never let his go. They ran in, kicking the door in and taking a few shots. There were a lot more than they originally thought. 5 at the counter, 3 at the other door, and 4 in the back. "Oh boy." 2D said, taking a few shots from his .45. He hit one and he crumpled to the ground, lifeless. That set them off and they took some shots. They dived behind the counter, as shots rang out around took a shot and put one right between the eyes of one with a rhinestone on his eye patch. (Get it, rhinestone eyes) Noodle took a few shots as well, but didn't hit anyone. 2D jumped up from behind the counter and fired as fast as he possibly could, and for every bullet he shot, it drilled into the skull of a thief. There were only 3 left. 2 at the counter, and 1 in the back. He ran over to the one at the counter and bashed their heads together and shot them before they hit the ground. Noodle killed the last by shooting him in the groin. "I guess my aims a bit rusty, eh?" asked Noodle lightheartedly. 2D said nothing and returned the bags to the cashiers. Everyone was dead, except for them. "What a shame," Noodle said, looking at a man who had come to the bank just to deposit some cash. 2D was silent, and walked out, leaving Noodle behind. They never saw 2D again.