(A/N: Never thought I'd be requested for KND & GTA5 again. But here I am.)
(Sidenote: On MANY MANY Pilots, I also included Ashley of Sector Z to be involved in this, aka the Delightful Ashley. I feel like many PC People will come after me if I put Lenny alone. Maybe I should put both DC in. Anyways, I hope yoy enjoy.)
After driving to the hospital, Lenny was put on a hospital bed right after his Delightful Sibling, Ashley.
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What happened was Lamar was on his way with some loot he robbed from Mr Boss, some sort of business man with plans to hurt children, which Lamar had the pleasure of taking him down. On his way out to the truck, he loaded a Silver Bullet with his name carved, with no last name. But on sight, he found a group of children aiming rayguns at him, he fired on accident and grazed a female blonde from the group. She fainted with a big fear of a gunshot.
"OH SHIT!" Lamar screamed.
"He didn't hesitate to shoot!" Shouted the remainder of the DC and ran off with the evil adults.
Lamar was about to leave but he can't stand living with a death of a child on his hands. He checked her pulse, and she was breathing but bleeding little by little. Lamar quickly tore off the ribbon on her shirt and tied the wound, which was around Ashley's head.
Lamar takes at least 10 blocks of money and takes Ashley to a car in the backseat while Lamar drives off with her to a hospital, in which he received coordinates from the Dogs of Los Santos.
"Maybe my homies can help me!" Lamar thought.
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From meeting Trevor and Franklin over at the hospital, Lamar decided to split the bills over the two kids.
"Aw, shit, man!" Franklin looked over. "Why does this HAVE to happen?!"
"Believe me, I don't normally see a Kid Group controlling a Bus or a House trying to kill other kids!" Said Trevor. "Besides, we can probably buy documents from lawyers."
"What are ya sayin?! Adopting them?!" Shouted Franklin. "Ain't nobody catching me raise a kid unless it's from my baby momma." This snapped Lamar as what he remembers from the City Hall. "Lamar what's on your mind?"
"My dude, these kids were jacked from their lives as if the devil got them, and I seen that mothafucka in person!" Lamar explained. "This fool jacks kids and makes them fight the agency of kids who then fight these jackass adults who torture kids!"
Franklin and Trevor looked at Lamar and immediately ran to the kid's hospital room.
From there, it looked like the orphanage suits were gone. It was then replaced by grey armor and some hats that look like those of a samurai.
Both kids woke up from their coma.
"Numbuh 0.3! Am I glad to see you again!" Lenny was amazed.
"Numbuh 0.4! You're alright!" Ashley giggled, but both kids held onto their heads as a rushing pain came from their scars. "How are we awake?! Isn't Delightfulization permanent?!"
"Why am I covered in bandages?!" asked Lenny as he touched his head.
They looked over to four men, which Michael De Santa, or Townsley, arrived.
"Hey, don't ask how, be grateful!" Said Lamar. "Those bullets cost a fuck ton!"
"Yeah, and we shot a house full of kids that tried to KILL us!" Trevor joined in. "Here I thought we almost killed somebody! Let's go home!"
Suddenly a group of Teen Ninjas appeared and crashed through a window.
"HOLY FUCK!" The four men screamed and took out their rocket launchers.
Numbuh 0.3 and 0.4 retreated back to the 4 dogs of Los Santos, taking a pistol and a revolver and aiming it to the Teen Ninjas.
"So, Lamar, was it?" asked the leader, who sounded like a dude. "You are wanted for a bounty! And I'll make sure we exterminate you!"
"Bring it on, Nigga!" Said Franklin as the four fired rockets but the Teen Ninjas flew away in jetpacks, dodging a swarm of rockets that soared across the sky and exploded!
Trevor takes Ashley and Lenny away while taking away their guns, but dual wielding the guns shooting the armored Teen Ninjas who get knocked down from weapon fear as they were used to getting shot with gumballs and mustard ray guns. Luckily, the Teen Ninja Armor was bullet proof, but the pain hurts like a punch.
Franklin, Michael and Lamar fired around trying to get the main Teen Ninja Leader.
Lamar got out his Machine Gun and started squeezing bullets out of the clip at the Leader.
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Trevor got to the bathroom of the hospital off of the first floor and then became paranoid as the feeling of getting cornered will kill anything, but it won't be that much use when he kills the two people he was supposed to take care of.
It was then when a Jockey from the Teen Ninjas bursted through the door and tried tackling Trevor to a toilet stall, making Lenny and Ashley gasp.
Trevor was holding his ground while the tough jockey had began attacking with steong punches and jabs, which made Trevor drop his weapons!
Ashley and Lenny both charged to sky kick the jockey, grabbing his attention! It was then when Trevor got the upper hand and smashed the Jockey's head upon the walls and weaken him until it was time to dip his head into the toilet!
Ashley and Lenny looked disgusted by Trevor's torture. But whoever messes with Trevor in the bathroom gets to take a Dip!
Trevor stomps the Jockey's head inside of the toilet, making him pass out from exhaustion from the lack of air and puke that he spewed into the toilet!
"Gross!" Ashley and Lenny barked.
Trevor reached in and grabbed the Jockey and left him to the side of the bathroom, who was humiliated as every teen ninja who appeared into the bathroom were scared by Trevor's actions.
"Wanna take a swim?" asked Trevor.
"N - No thanks, sir!" shouted a Teen Boy.
"Ugh, gross!" shouted a Teen Girl.
"Let's get out of here!" Said the Teen Boy as the Teen Ninjas fled the Hospital.
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Back to the Warzone, Trevor and Michael were running out of rockets. It was then when Lamar had enough and and shot a heat seeking rocket at the fighter which sent her flying to the ground! It was revealed the fighter was a black female. The girl peels off her destroyed armor.
"So, you dare shoot me, huh?" asked Cree, the leader revealed as her voice doesn't sound like a man anymore. "Takes guts to shoot someone like me..."
Suddenly, the Jockey who was soaking wet appeared.
"Cree! We gotta get out of here! These guys are dangerous!" Shouted the Jockey.
"Enough, Chad! We gotta fight! Father's orders!" Cree argued.
"Let my homies fight your boss!" Lamar dared. "If not you or your sister's next!"
"You really think I'd care for my younger sister?!" Cree laughed.
"But I bet your parents will know!" Shouted an undercover teen.
"Johnny!" Chad and Cree looked over the undercover CIA Tween Agent.
"You two have the right to remain silent, before I tell your parents EVERYTHING of what happened with photographic evidence!" Johnny revealed.
"You wouldn't dare!" Cree barked.
"In fact, here they are." Johnny typed in a text message to Abigail Lincoln on social media as the Teen Ninjas fled.
"Who are you?!" asked Franklin.
"It doesn't matter now, I'm cleaning the planet from these evil douchebags!" Johnny got onto his motorcycle. "Adios muchachos, and I'll erase the files on your case!" Johnny drives away to the direction of the Teen Ninjas from where they were going.
"What a day..." Said Michael. "Alright, let's just turn in the loot and hope we never see those fuckers again..."
"Alright." Lamar suggested. "You two are coming to live with me."
"My nigga, are you crazy?!" asked Franklin, but then it hits him. "Wait, nevermind."
"What?!" Michael asked. "Are YOU crazy?!"
Franklin explained everything Lamar told him.
"So you're telling me, if we turn in these kids, more of those crazy fuckers will come at us?!" Michael looked onto Ashley and Lenny.
"Fo sho!" Said Lamar.
"Holy fuck... Alright! Do what you gotta do, Lamar!" Michael ordered. "Let's dig the loot back and go home!"
"Alright!" Franklin and Trevor agreed after paying the bill for damage and to make the hospital keep quiet.
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After driving for a few hours, cleaning up with new clothes, the four drivers were driving home to Los Santos to go back and run their Capitalism Plans.
"Lamar?" asked Ashley. "Why are you guys doing all this?"
"Easy, for our survival, you must play dirty for the world is unfair, you have to fight unfair, you know?" asked Lamar.
"I see.." Lenny sighs. "Will we ever get our friends back?"
"Depends. We never miss, but those Silver Bullets were pure Floss." Lamar explained. "So don't expect them soon." The two looked sad. "Maybe when we get enough money, we can free your friends with more silver. I was thinking to switch to Gold Bullets, but let's keep the sauce cheap."
"Alright!" The two understand.
"Pick a restaurant and we'll eat." said Lamar.
(The End... Or is it...)
