Konosuba/Danmachi

Chapter 2

Warning: Still no editor so harder to read.

+++ Abandon Old Church (Hestia Familia HQ)+++

18 year old Kazuma Satou leaned forward in his chair absorbing everything that was being told to them. The first thought through his head was how friendly the boy known as Bell Cranel looked. From the short conversation he had, the boy was very respectful and polite. It was something that bothered him through the night, something felt off about the boy, and his respectful attitude. Then there was the girl that was with him which, to sum it up, was apparently a loli race of hobbits. The girl had eyed him suspiciously and not in the way people look at him like a pervert or scum but genuine concern. It took him close to the morning to realize and find they word that described them.

They acted... normal.

Not the normal he had grown use to, but normal before his first death. The realization had shook him. With his ingrained Japanese politeness now sparked, Kazuma made breakfast as thanks for letting him stay intruding upon their home. He might have been a Hikimori but he was one that was raised with manners!

Then there was the big-titted goddess who name was Hestia. Darkness, Luna (his old guild receptionist) ,the serving girls, and many of the succubus that he usually frequent did not measure up to her at all. It was divine oppai.

The loli goddess had welcome him with a hug and had push him toward Aqua. He hadn't bother to really talk with her the night before , the useless goddess had been scared of him, rightly so.

Now they finally laid out the background of this world for him, how it worked, this 'falna' leveling system and the whole 'familia' importance. Something began to gain life in the recess of his mind. A dream from long ago was reaching out to him. A dream he thought killed by the disappointment of a goddess, buried by his companions, desecrated by the world itself that he was in and its respective races.

'Ah...that dream,' Kazuma finally realized. A proper fantasy world with a proper leveling system. The almost standard fantasy race.

Common humans.

Nature loving Elves.

Burly bearded dwarves.

Hobbits or Pallum in this world.

Then the Japanese fantasy themed races making this truly an Isekai.

Animal girls? Better have them.

Amazons? A warrior race consisting of only women? That's a within the strike zone of many hot blooded Japanese otaku!

And finally, gods of myths mingling around with the mortal races that kind of look different from how his world remember them? He wasn't familiar with the various myth but he was pretty sure Hestia wasn't a renown big titted loli on Earth. He would bet his entire fortune on it.

This… this was a proper Isekai world.

"So, new game plus?" Kazuma asked Aqua showing none of inner turmoil to the people before him. After the hell that was the past three months, he had learn to school his face quite well. He wanted to say he was surprise that he was dragged into another world by the useless goddess but he wasn't.

If you ever caught him and put him under the most extreme of torture Kazuma would never admit any fondness for the goddess. He would rather die, after all he knew what laid beyond death, so really, not much of a threat, especially after his third death.

The point was...he sorta missed Aqua but would never admit it.

The one constant companion in his post hikkimori life was Aqua. She has been through thick and thin. Even in his most private moment she was there…

'Once again, Aqua, thanks for not looking,' Kazuma inwardly showed his gratitude that she turned away during their time in the stables together. That was part of Aqua charm, she helped in the most unlikely of ways. He could admit that after spending time without her near. Beldia, Vanir, the Slime general, Wolbach and others, without Aqua they could have failed so many times.

Of course, she did it again this time, saved Kazuma from a terrible fate, but he could not, ever, let her know. Aqua would be too obnoxious if she knew he was actually indebted to her, so the least he could do was repay her for pulling his ass out of the fire, was join her familia and be her child.

Thankfully the useless goddess intelligence was low enough not to see through his angry ruse when she first summoned him.

Now that Kazuma has now gone through the introduction to the story and selected his starting goddess. He felt eager to progress the plot and enter the tutorial.

Kazuma cough lightly in his hand and stood up. "Alright Aqua, how do we do this?"

Aqua stood up happily and paused suddenly wore a nervous expression.

"What is it?" Kazuma asked a bit concern.

"I...I have to prick my finger tip to get a drop of b-blood," stammered out holding her fingers protectively.

Kazuma knew it. His concern was wasted on such a goddess. He looked over to the twin tailed big-tittled loli goddess in the virgin killer sweater for confirmation. Said oppai-loli nodded.

"Alright then," Kazuma slowly drew the ornate sword from his back, eye hardening. "Don't move if you don't want to lose a finger."

"Eeek! W-wa-wait Kazuma!" Aqua began to retreat already. "Not that, use something smaller. Bell! Bell! Let Kazuma borrow your knife please! Please! Hestia! Your needle!"

A few moments later where Hestia ended up lending Aqua a needle, Kazuma had his shirt off sitting on a chair as Aqua gave him her Falna or 'new battle system' as he like to call it. He felt a power enter my body, not unlike when he learned a new skill on Eris world, grafting itself to his DNA down to his very soul.

"Huh, tickles," Kazuma shudder a bit as if ice was sliding down his back before he saw Aqua put a paper on his back and held it up to read it.

"Here Kazuma!" Aqua showed him his new stats.

Satou Kazuma

•Strength: I0

•Endurance: I0

•Dexterity: I0

•Agility: I0

•Magic: I0

Dolosus Cadent Heros

"Wait a sec, hey Aqua," Kazuma looked at the sheet for a few moments. "I thought this was new game plus, where's my previous ablities?"

"Well it's new game plus after all!" Aqua explained as if it was it wasn't a big problem.

"Naturally your carry over perk does not show up on your new main stats!"

"Hmm..."

Aqua apparently saw something in Kazuma expression as she ran behind Bell.

"Test it out on him!" Aqua pushed Bell forward even as Hestia protested. She did not want to be Kazuma guinea pig or training dummy.

"Dont bully my Bell, Aqua!" Hestia grabbed at the white hair boy to pull him back.

"Ah, goddesses," Bell could only chuckled neveriously at the goddesses tug of war with his body, one pushing him toward Kazuma, the other pulling him back. He looked helplessly over to the brown haired man and plead for help with his eyes.

"Aqua, stop molesting the virgin-killer's child."

Hestia stopped the impromptu tug-o-war with Aqua and shot an appalled look at Kazuma.

"Hey, my name is Hesita, not virgin killer!" The virgin goddess explained, hands on her hip and twin tail dancing.

"Why do you keep calling me that?!"

Kazuma expression turn flat and stared at the top heavy goddess. Hestia could not explain it. Men have looked at her before, lust after her even, Apollo and many other gods in heaven had been much more amrous. However this child of Aqua was looking at her in such a way that it made her feel dirty even more so than from last night.

She felt tainted.

"Aqua, tell your child to stop looking at me!"

"Scumzuma is still Scumzuma," Aqua muttered as she pushed Bell forward making the boy off balance before standing before Kazuma.

"Bell!" Hestia whined, her momentary chills stopping as Kazuma eyes look at her child.

"You don't have to fi-"

"I would be honor if Kazuma-senpai spar with me Goddess!" Bell said with great conviction.

Hestia could only palm her face, of course Bell would look up to Kazuma. The boy was a hero after all. A living hero that saved an entire kingdom as far as Bell understood but in reality a entire world. That was no small feat.

"Fine..." she conceded letting out a sharp exhale.

The group moved topside where the sun was shining down. The clouds looked like fuffly white pillows and there was even a slight cooling breeze running passing by , all in all, very nice weather. The boys went ahead, Kazuma seem extremly eager while Bell was face was a mask of determination.

The two stood a across from each other, a bit away from the chruch where there were more flat grounds. Bell stood in a ready stance, his right hand on his knife, ready to draw at a moment's notice. To Hestia he looked very dashing.

Kazuma stance was more loose but he too had a hand on his short sword hanging behind his back with an ease any veteran would recgonized. Aqua would never admit it, but Kazuma did look a bit cool with how unphase he looked. Just a tiny bit though.

"Ready?" Hestia raised her arm up looking at the two combatant who gave a tight nod in her direction. At their agreement she slice her hand down.

"Begin!"

Bell was the first to move, a clear testament of respect for how much of a threat he thought the older boy was, his hand tighten on Hestia's Knife as he closed in quickly, ready to draw it and attack. Kazuma seem a bit surprise by his speed and backpedaled when only a quarter distance remained between them.

Bell began unsheathing his knife to strike hard at Kazuma unarmored chest but at the exact moment, the brown hair boy raised his hand his other hand and shouted out one word.

"Steal!"

At that moment Bell lashed out with his knife and found it had disappeared. His fist missed Kazuma's chest completely.

"W-What?"

And then quicker than Bell could reacted too, Kazuma took his sword, scabbard and all, and struck Bell hard over his head with a powerful blow, dazing him.

"Created Water!" Water drenched Bell as he was tried to recover.

"Blugh!"

"Freeze!"

Bell felt cold, really cold! His body felt froze in place. The shorter boy tried to move away only to find out he couldn't. He look down at his feet and gaped it was frozen in place by ice that was fuse with the ground. Before he could react the sharp edge of steel was pressed against the side of his neck, Bell eyes widen upon recognizing his knife in Kazuma's hand.

"H-ow?" Bell gawked as he looked at Hestia's Knife.

"Do you give up?" Kazuma asked good naturedly.

"Y-yes," Bell shivered from the cold, he was beaten. "I-I surrendered."

"Tinder," Kazuma hand formed fire magic that melted the ice and warmed Bell up. Once Bell was free, Kazuma reversed the knife and gave it to the white hair boy handled first with a grin.

"Nice fight."

"Th-Thank you very much!" Bell shouted as he clutched at the knife possessively.

"Well?" Aqua came up looking at Kazuma.

Aqua didn't seem surprised by the brown hair boy victory. Hestia had to admit, her junior child was strong.

"Hmmm, doesn't seem to be any drop off in power," Kazuma answered honestly as he looked at his hand. The power output was the same as what he had before and was just as controllable.

Kazuma couldn't help but smile a bit. It seems like his adventure in a new land was off to a proper start like all those Light Novels and games from Japan. He got to duel a guy that looked like someone from the main cast and just like in those story he was able to defeat said character with a proper cheats this time!

Yes, his real Isekai adventurer was starting now!

"So," Kazuma said looking at Aqua and the rest. "What do I do next?"

"Grind for money, our familia is broke and in debt Kazuma~~~" Aqua let out a whine and looked at him with teary eyes.

Kazuma closed his eyes and sigh. Of course, money would be an issue with Aqua.

TBC

AN: Thanks for reading, to be Kazuma is to be misery, at least early on.