A/N: if you are attracted to any pokemon, don't let others tell you 're weird, it's ok, I'm attracted to a whole bunch, so don't feel bad about liking a gardevoir or lopunny, we are all attracted to who we choose, anyway on with the story!!!
It was jake's tenth birthday, which meant he could become a pokemon trainer and leave his family, he was quite excited, this meant that salandit could now legally battle and was legally his now, he couldn't wait for salandit to hit level 33, he had been thinking about salazzle for a while now… and couldn't wait to get salandit to evolve and have some alone time with his new salazzle ;) but, he still also cared about their friendship…
"JAKE!!!" his mother called
"JAKE!!!" she called again
She went into his room and woke him up
"Jake, get up, today you become a pokemon trainer, happy birthday"
"Huh, ok" Jake answered
"Time to get up salandit"
"Salllllllaaaaannnndittt?"
"Yes, get up" Jake told the pokemon, kissing her on the head
The pokemon only slightly blushed, then got up
"Jake, are you packed yet?" his dad walked in and asked
"No daddy, I only just got up"
"Oh, well then go downstairs and have breakfast"
"Ok, c'mon salaz- salandit"
"We're gonna have to worry about that kid marrying that pokemon" Daddy whispered to Mommy
"Yeah, when she evolves into a salazzle, she'll have a egg within a week" Mommy whispered
"You really think he'd fuck a pokemon?"
"Of course, I mean I would fuck a machoke or machamp" Mommy whispered to daddy
"In that case I would fuck a gardivoir or lopbunny or a… salazzle, should we really be questioning what he does?"
"No" mommy whispered once more
"MOMMY, DADDY!!! DONE WITH BREAKFAST!!!" Jake yelled
"I'm going to go pack, ok?" jake said walking up the stairs with salandit close behind, salandit rubbed up against his leg as they walked in the hallway, once packed jake said goodbye
"Growlithe!" jake called
Growlithe ran to jake
"Goodbye, Growlithe, I love you bye…"
"Goodbye" Daddy said
"Who will you pick as your starter?" mommy asked
"Why would I need a starter pokemon, I've got salandit"
"Ok bye jake" mommy said
The door closed
"Let's go salandit!"
"Salllllannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndiiiiittt"
"Let's go be the region's new champion, instead of that ash guy"