Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Slenderman sighs as he sees Dipper once again, about to AGAIN allow Wendy to be hurt to appease a spoiled brat and win a dumb pig! Dipper is so busy self-crying over Wendy going back into Robbie's arms- well, that plus Slendermans invisibility -he doesn't see Slenderman zap the ball-
"̸̹̋̆̽̆̾̔̓̉̕͠A̶̧̛̛͍̜̜̼̲̫̾͒̈́͊̇̈͂̀͒͌̈́̚l̴̢̨̘̦̥̝̩͕̠͈̞̹͕̀̌͂͛̋͐̑̓͠ř̶̡̢̦͎͙̽̈́̓͗̔̒̀͛͊͊̌í̶̳̦̳͓̄͐̒̀̏̓̇̄͑̅̆͛͝g̷̗̭͍̝͖͗̉̄̌͋̅̾̚͠ͅh̵̦͓̼̺̱̲̞̮̄͆̒́̾ţ̵̪̙̬͙̫͍̰͎̮͎͎͍̮̯̂̀͒̄̀̍̈́̇,̶̛͕͕͗̃͐̋̚͝ ̴̡̛̮̺̥̦̬͎̳̟̰̼͛̊̔̌͊́̿͛́̊̚͘l̷̨̢̧̧͓͉̗̮̞̹̼̞̟͓̑e̸̛̩͔̞̠͎͉̒̇͑̈́͆̂͋̚͝t̸̨̨̧̨̛̫̦̰̹͙̺͓̗̙͌͌̾̉̑̾'̸̪̟̺̠̋̇̃̿̆̀̃̉̔̋̊̚͝͠s̶̤͈̹̈́̏͛͘ ̶͉̭͕̘̥͕̀̀̅͝ͅt̸̡̝̹͔͐̽͆͆͐͑̔̍͘͘r̸̜͈̩̖͈̬̝̲̞̮̬͎̓̀͋̊̅́̈́̕ỷ̸̛͓̗͙̱̯̜͎̙̹̺̩̼̲ ̸̢͈̳̖͇̭̻͍̭̥̜͎̊̐̂̾̀͜ş̵͍͓̼̦̲̦̣́͂̾̆̇ǫ̷̞͕͚͍͔̫̲̥͖͔̝̺̮́̽̂̏͒̌̈́̏̍̊͒̚ͅṁ̵̢̢͔͉̺̣͉̬̫̲̳̯̀̿͒̐͜͝͝ͅe̶̲͈͂̔͊͗t̴͕̾̈́̽͌ͅḩ̶̧̢̢̻̘̖̜̝̱̲̼͎̉͒̚ͅi̷̡̹̦̳̠͉̼͋̆͘͘n̷͓̘̳̹̭͛̒́̍͋̏̈́̀́̏́̽͘͘ģ̶͍͎̭̱͉̝̗̟̣̬̎́̐̍̈́͝ ̸̨̡͕̤͍͓̲̟̮͚̗̖̰̊̽̈ȃ̸̗͖̱̠̜̥̪̋͂́̏̎͘͠͝ ̶̝̫̮́̐̈́͑ḻ̷̡̖̣͙͙̩̱͙̪͉̯͇̍͆̀́͌̅̍̓̓̾̚͠͝i̸͈͖͕͕̱͓͐̾̍̑t̵̢̨̧̠̦̫͎̘̯̖͓̗̘̗͐̅̓̑̓ͅţ̶̛̪͙͉͕̽̆̂̊͐̽́̋̾͒̈́̐͜͜ḻ̵̩̗̦͚̯̤̳̲̼̦̓̐̂̉̃͗̍̏̚͜é̸̘̫̝͇̦̼̓̄̊̀̏͒͆̇̆͌̈́͋̕͘ͅ ̴̛̟̼͎͙̦̭̦̻̿̄̄̊̿͊͂́̄͆́̌̕͜͠d̴̙̽̔̌͂͂͂͊̆̾̇̓͆̈͠į̸̢͎̹͍̤̻̣͎̻͎͕͖̜̗̉͐̑̍̉f̷͈̻͚͉̅̃͐͝f̴̢̗̭͕̼͚̝͇̤͔̙̰̾̀̋̃̈̃̀̿̐̌̆͋̕͜ḙ̷̊̑̿̈̋́͛̈́̊̈́̓̍͝͝͝r̴̻̬͖͖͇̟͍̭̲̣̼͈̓̓̔͐̈̀̚̚ę̶̧̳̳̦͓̥͉̤̫͔̻̹̄͌̃̅̋͌̔̅͛͋͛͘n̶͉̔̋t̴͕͂́̊̌͐̎̕̚͘͝͝ ̴̛͉͚̙̝̩̝̝͔̀͘͜͜ṭ̴̲̰̱̥͓̊́̇͊̈́͊̇h̴̖̪̗̗͙̯̠̥̣̺̃̉̏̿̚͠ḯ̶͚͎̇̓̽̈́̑͊̔͂̀̚͝͝s̴̭͙̈́͑͊̈́̓̍͗͝ ̴̡̧̳͍̥̪̹̼͕̯͙̠̤͊ͅţ̴̛͍͕̥̮͇̞̤̜̤̥͗̀͐͐͗̇̅̚̚͜͝į̶̨̨̩͓̲̟̖͇̪̲̺̺͇̂̅̃̏̏̀̍̒́͛̀̈́͘m̴͎̺͔͇̲̝̙̼̏̈̾̒̔͛̀͆̔͛̃̕e̸̥͎̳̖̼̓͗̀͝.̶̢̖̩͇̝̺͔̀͗̅̆̋̄.̵̢̨͉̝̼̬̀̎̒̐̈́̉̕.̷̡͈̭̬͖̻̥̲̼̈̊"̷̤̠͓͎̗̰̼̯̪͉͉̪͚̦̬̈́̍̽͂̂̐́́̐͘
He causes the ball to twist trajectory ever so slightly-
CRACK!
OW!
Screamed...Dipper? "Dipper, you okay?!" Shouts the concerned teen red-head. Indeed, her friend had both a black eye and a broken nose. Concerned, Wendy tries to help him.
And of course Robbie shows up, "Hey Wendy, I was wondering if you want to go out sometime-
"Seriously!? My friend is injured and your asking me out!? What is wrong with you!?"
Robbie snorted, "Come on, the pipsqueak is-
CRACK!
Quickly wiping off the blood and teeth shards from her fist, Wendy grabbed Robbie's dropped snowcone and used it on Dippers eye.
The game owner coughed, "Uh...you won the animal-
"Put it on the ground, I'll take it later." Said Wendy not taking her eyes off Dipper. Mable, running over to thank him...sees his condition and helps
Meanwhile, an invisible Slenderman is about to smite Waddles...when the pig eats an unconscious Robbie's pants. The eldritch abomination- along with everyone else -laughs at this.
"̶̧̨͖̪̯̣̭͔͙͚͍̃̔̎͛̍̍́̉͒̚͝͝ͅǑ̵͖̥͚̩̜̳͍̭̈͆̾͗̓̋̉̾̈͑̔̒͊k̵̟̹̥̭̘̦̏̉̍̿̈́́͘ạ̷̲̱̫̱̬̱̗̹̩̙̅̒̔͛͊̈́̒̐̽͠ͅy̸̳̣͍̻̤͋͛̓͂̌̉͂̑̂̈̆̈̃̇ ̷̡̥̱͇̪̖̠̯͍̈́̃̏̄͊̍̈́̋̋̃̌̏̔̐͜ͅp̵͚̹̉̄́͆̓̀̓͌͂̿̓̊̔i̷̡̩̞̥̦̗̟̦̬͔̟͈̱͎̤͐̎̈͒̄́͋̔̽̄̽̚g̶̛͔͓̟͍̘͍͍̖͐̒̂̒̊͝,̷͉̥̈͗́̃͘ ̴̧̧̨̨̭̝̭͉̯̩͚̯͓̀͗̀̑͑̏̆͘͘j̴̧̧̩̖͍̯̍̈́̄̎̋̈́̈̒̇͒͝ù̷̡͕̦̫̺͕̲̝̯̬̯̘͎̱́̍̽͘̕ş̷̧̘͉͎̰͎̽̊̈́̓̀́́̑̚ͅt̴͖͚̥̐ ̷̡̛̝̻̙̤͕̘̤̼̲̦́̇̔͋́̍̎͊́̈́̀̚͠f̸̳̲̯͉͔͕͇̖̗̞͐̍̒̿̈́̈́̍̀̈́o̴̧̟̞̩̱̠̪̻̭͓̠̹̹̠͆̂̾̈r̶͍̯̖̻͓͂̈́͊͑́̒͆͋͜͝ ̷̨̛̯̘̬̩͎̳̜̥̖͊̅̓̀̾̈́̆́̀͌̑͘͘͜͠t̸̳̰̣̤̭͍̦͙͚̫̹̆͗́́͑̃̈̆͂̀̋̽̕͜ͅh̵̥̻̉̌̌͐̉̑̈̓̅̽̈́͒͌̕͜a̸̖͎͉̟͉̽̉̈́t̸̢̢̧̹̟̺͖̭̥̳͓͙̗̄̉͂̀̆͂̉̊̐̈́͘ͅ ̶̯̹͍̯̱̼̮̙̲̟͎̒̊Î̴̡̹͓͌̌͛͗͘͘ ̷̺̰̘̩̖̣̙̱̮̝͓͙̦̪̌͌̆̌̍͗̌͌̍̓͛́͗̕̕͜w̵̦͍̜̺̾̉͋ò̷̞͓͚̠͙̌̌̃̽̉̂́̽̅͒̆͋̿̆n̷̛̼̜̘̼̲͈͌͌̃̇̃͗͑̀̔̿̅̃͠'̵̨̘̺̤͍͚̳̘̣͙̫̫̝̮̀̉̄̎́͂́͛̑͆̀͘̕͝ţ̵̣̥̺̻̳̗̬̭͇̽͌̀ ̸̲̠̻̦͙̱͔͎̓̅̅̅̂̌̂̅̈́̏͂̃͜m̵͖̋͑̽̀̍̂̅̍̚ū̵̧̺̦̻̙̯̦̺͇́̈́̔̿͌̔̍̆͝ͅͅř̵̡͇̻̩̲̻ḋ̷̝̥͎̯̉͂̐̚e̸̜̗̹̫̼͈̠̹̳̻̤͕̬͒̈͒͐̇̔̀͐̉̕͜͝r̸̤̤̼̙̱̗̭͂͑̍̓̿́ ̷̟̣͉̼͍̱͍̂̽͌̄́̊̽̒̀̏͊̕y̸̢̬̳̘̥͖͓̳͎͉̯͔̲̓́̔͛̈́̊͋̍̚͜ͅỏ̴̢̱͕̲̺͔́͗͛̋͊̅ȕ̵̦̀̈́̎̌͒͛͆̌͐͒͝.̶̦̩͙̜̤͍̝͙̭̫̯͖̪̉̀̈ ̴̨͍̈́́̈́S̸̠̳̖̱̪͔͍͙̹̮̩̼̾̄̽̊̍͝͝ͅṱ̸̢̙̱͍̱͈̪̱͕̍͜ͅą̷̨̰̥̟̦̼̰͔̱̤̠̉̍͜ÿ̶̨̛̛̮̮̲̘̄͒̄̑̅̄̀̔̀̾̐̚ ̷̱͍͇̬̖̤͔̝̜̥̫͙͈͈̈́̃̉̉̋͗̀́̎͛́̋͘͜f̵̨̨̢̪̞̯̳͈̖̣̈͊̇̐͊̾r̸̮̊͐͗̃͋͛̿̈́͂̎͒͋͒͠o̵͍͓̫̼̱̭͍̣̮̟̟͍͑̈́s̶̢̝̱̘͈̬͚̥̜̖̹̞̥̆̂͑̀͗̕̚͜͠t̷̫͈͍̞͙͓͜͠ỹ̶̱͉͙̊̾̍̂̀͝ ̷̖̺̣̼͍̼͓̻̰͔̞̮̱̟̮̏̈́̇̿̀͋̌̚̚ģ̷̪͖̤͙͓͉͙͙̬̦̲̯́̀͂͜ͅơ̶̙̻̠̊̈́̋͆̒͒̆̆̎̿́̚ö̶̗̫̠̥̯̤̙̞̭́̀͋̌̓ď̴̡̡̧̲̦̹͚̣͉̠̰͖͛̐̉̊͜ͅ ̷̢̖̲̈́͐͌̈́̑͑́̉͌̒̚͘b̸̛͎͎̭͖͍̘̪͓͂͛̌̎̑́͑̈̈̃̓́͠͝ư̸̥̫͑͋͋͗̈́͌̉̑̚͝d̴̜̀̂d̶̮̖̹̈́̊͋̔̌ỳ̵̖̝̀͗͑̓̂̊̐̏͠ͅ.̴̢̱̣͉̻͙̖̰͆̍̕̕ͅ"̸̻͕̫̺͙̖̮̖̓̓̔̂̐͆̃̔̏̆̚
And with that, he leaves the scene and the pig unmolested...
While Pacifica handles an angry chicken, Wendy asks Dipper how he's feeling. Dipper asks if he won the stuffed toy. Wendy shows the platypanda to him and Dipper says "then this black eye was worth it, I got to see you smile..." Wendy is of course REALLY touched by that and starts to cry happily thanking him giving him a kiss on the cheek.
As for Blendin?...eh, who cares?
...A couple days later...
"So...dad...I was wondering...
"I'm not letting you drive until you get a license Wendy, we've been over this." Grunted Stan annoyed.
"Wha? No, I was just going to ask if Dipper could come on our camping trip!" Asked Wendy equally annoyed.
Dan frowned and looked at the little runt waiting in the dinning room skeptically, he was about to say no...and then he saw his shiner!
He looks at it in deep thought, "Based on the shape of the bruise, how long it's been there from the coloration and the size of it I'd say you he into quite a fight there..." He chuckles, "Seems his size hides a little Warrior...Okay, he can come."
Wendy looks at him puzzled, "You think Dipper got in a fight?" Dan looks at her confused... "Cause you're right!" Lied Wendy quickly. "He totally got In a fight! With the jerk that stole the stuffed thing he won me at the Fair!" Wendy says nervously.
Dan nods and tells Dipper to go and get ready, Dipper understands not to dispute anything and goes to do just that...
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