Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Dan was genuinely surprised that Dipper had been able to keep up. The most direct spot for their 'private' camping spot was basically jumping from one tree to the next...
He was sure he'd moan about it and ask they walk instead- giving him reason to kick his wussy but off the mountain -but not only did he go along with it...but he was keeping up with them...Dan owed the kid an apology, he was a real man!
"My poor noddle limbs are about to break!" Sobbed Dipper silently to himself as he (somehow) kept up with the Corduroys...
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When they get to the camping spot Dipper asks about sleeping arrangements and Dan says he sleeps outside while Wendys brothers sleep in the big tent and Wendy sleeps in her own mega-tent- "Boosh! Bought it with my Shack money!"
So Dipper is given sleep the spare to sleep in... but the spare is found to be shredded, one of Wendys brothers stashed some jerky in an opened bag in it from the last trip. A badger got into it and ruined it... the same Badger the Gnomes made their Queen, weirdly enough. With Dipper out a Tent Wendy says he can sleep with her,
Dipper goes red in the face, as Dan barks angrily at the innuendo. Wendy reassures that it's roomy enough for two and it'll be fine...
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It's not fine. Wendy got into the tent before Dipper as he really likes Dans Stew.
When he goes in he backs in to zip the tent up and turns around to see Wendy sprawled on the ground asleep and she somehow managed to sleep squirm her shirt off... this wouldn't be so bad...if she was wearing a bra ...but as they'd been 'roughing it'...no such luck.
Dipper freezes up and can't bring himself to move to go into his sleeping bag for an hour until Wendy sleep squirms her boobs out of sight. Dipper then buries himself in the sleeping bag knowing full well that if his head is poking out nothing good will happen...
The next morning Wendy groans as she awakes...she sees herself 'free to the world...sand shrugs it off since it wasn't the first time...and rolls over...right near Dipper still in his sleeping bag!
Suddenly remembering she wasn't alone, Wendy panicked! Dipper! Did you see anything!?" Dipper...who'd been too stressed to sleep at all...quickly asked "Uh...see what?"
Wendy blushes...but sighs with relief...she grumbles 'nothing' and hastily puts her shirt back on...and they both awkwardly shuffle to get breakfast.
Dipper pulls out a bag of wild blueberries he picked on the hike and presents them to Wendy to add to the flapjacks.
Wendy thanks him and without realizing it, puts two blueberries on the two pancakes in such a way that it...reminds Dipper of two BIG other things...
While a flustered tried to both eat the pancakes(He couldn't just NOT eat them, Wendy made them for him! It would be rude to not eat them...not to mention suspicious) and not look weird while doing so.
He was so busy doing so he didn't notice one of Wendy's brothers walk up and have the following exchange:
"Hey Wendy. You need to be more careful how you sleep! I went into your tent after Dipper made smores to borrow your toothbrush and your 'heaving beasts' were out in the open for all to see."
Wendy was about shout at him to not be gross and to lay off her toothbrush...when something he said hit her..."wait, Dipper was still outside?"
Her bro nodded, thankfully still too tired to put the pieces together himself...
Wendy frowned as she walked away, "Wait...if I really was exposed like that...and Dipper was still outside and came in later...he would've totally been able to see me!" A flustered Wendy shakes her head. "Your overthinking this Wendy! This is your bro your talking about! He probably misrememberd things! Besides Dipper said...well...okay, I guess he didn't technically say 'I didn't see your breasts'...and he could've easily just said that 'See what' to throw me off...No! I'm not considering this! It was an awkward 'morning moment', it's over now, I'm moving on with my day now!"
Sadly, not everyone was 'moving on with their day'.
Wendy's brother's had just had his morning sugar...and his brain cells were finally firing! "Hey wait a minute...that jerk saw my sisters 'twosome'! I ought to tell dad...
He looked over and saw Dipper impresses Dan by getting the knots he shows Dipper right off the bat(the boys took much longer to learn)...
He sighs, "Nah, dads having too much of a good time...also, as angry as I am at him now...Dipper doesn't deserve having his arms ripped off...but he's still getting a taste of his own medicine, if nothing else!"
He gets his other two brothers together and they start to plot...
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