Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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Dan hammers the last nail into the stone keeping it in place. "There, that should hold it." He says looking at the previously unstable natural hotspring that overlooked a raging river.

He turned to Wendy, "Alright, that should keep it steady. But no rough-housing! It's not my best work!"

Wendy, in her one-piece red swimsuit rolled her eyes. "Dad it's a hot spring, not a football stadium. I think I can handle sitting down and soaking in one place."

"That's the kind of Hubris that will let the badgers get you!" Snapped Dan.

Wendy sighed, "Sure, whatever you say dad. I'll keep that in mind."

Dan frowns, "No you won't." He said with a sad shake of his head as he walks off.

Wendy snorts, "You got that right." She moans in delight as she gets in. "Dipper, what's taking you!? This is heaven!"

"Coming!" Shouts Dipper from the campsite as he tore through his bag. "Where did I put my swim trunks? I know I brought some with me!"

He doesn't notice his trunks being put back in his discarded pile from a nearby bush...

He sees them, "Ah, there they are! I must've thrown them out in my hast to find them!" He quickly changes in the tent and runs off to the hot spring...scratching at his suddenly very firm and uncomfortable trunks...

The brothers in the bush chuckle. "I got a feeling your dip will be more relaxing for our sister then you, buddy. "He smirks as he holds up a can of extra-strength spray starch...

The other brothers look at him disgusted, "Uh...yeah. You need to rethink that taunt man...or at least phrase it better..."

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Dipper was in heaven, relaxing in a hotspring next to the semi-naked body of his sexy love interest... What could be better? Even the discomfort of his trunks had left him!

"Hey, Dipper! I'm getting parched! Maybe get us some sodas? I smuggled some in my pack!"

Dipper smiled, nodded and got up...and unintentionally flashed his naked bits for Wendy to see...

There was a long awkward silence...as both of them stared down at Dipper's shriveled up needle-dick and even smaller berries...the tattered remains of his swimtrunks now visible swimming about in the bubbling soup...

Wendy...wasn't proud of her reaction...but she couldn't help it! It was the perfect storm of funny!...so she laughed...LONG and loud...with Youthful abandon...

This immediately stopped when she saw the look of devastated look on Dipper's face, sobbing he turned to run out-

"Wait! Dipper! No! I'm sorry!" Shouts Wendy as she grabs his leg. Dipper, just upset tries to shake free. But an insistent Wendy pulls back-

CRACK!

Which, unfortunately seemed to be enough rough-housing to shatter the hotsrping barrier, causing a screaming Dipper to fall into the ragging river-

"DIPPER!" Shours a panicky Wendy as she tries to grab him back-

CRACK!

Unfortunately, she shifted her weight onto the already weakend part of the barrier. Which caused it to break under her weight, for her to fall-

RIP!

-and cause her one-piece to snagged and ripped off before falling with Dipper...

The brothers gape in horror as both are swept naked down the raging rapids and out of sight.

One brother gulped, "Well...that backfired..."

All three found their shoulders being grabbed...they turned around and saw their father biting at the bit in rage...

"Boys...if not for your sisters plight...I'd take a belt to you...but forget that now! We have your sister to save! I'll spank you later!"

The brothers groaned...but complied...and together they ran after the two adolescents as they were swept away to seemingly certain doom...

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