It was supposed to be a peaceful night. He was supposed to go out and buy jump, have some drinks, stop by the pachinko parlour to try out his luck and come back home. But the poor man had no idea that his plans would be soiled before he'd even leave the house.
He had no idea that he'd be greeted by all-too-familiar face standing at his doorstep when he would open the door.
Her flushed cheeks, hiccups, and the bottle of beer in her hands were enough to make him figure out that she was drunk and that he was doomed.
"T-tsukuyo.." he stuttered as sweat beads formed on his forehead.
"Yo Gintoki! I came to play with you~" she raised the beer bottle and threw him a devilish grin that made him say his prayers.
Before Gintoki could say anything else, the ninja violently grabbed the front of his kimono and dragged him back into the living room while laughing like the last boss of an adventure game. She threw him onto the couch so stongly, he actually felt his soul leave his body
"What's this, You're not happy to see me, huh?!" Tsukuyo said in a thug like accent. She drank the remaining beer in one gulp and grabbed his collar, "You've got guts to play dead in front of me!" She said as she shook the life out of him.
"That's definitely not it! I'm super happy to see you! Like really!" Gintoki faked an excited voice as he grabbed her hands to get them off his collar.
"Is that so? Then you'll have fun with me, won't you?" Tsukuyo said as she placed her hands on her waist and glared at him. An evil shine appeared in her eyes as she looked at the empty bottle in her hands, "Oh! I know the perfect little game we can play!" She smiled at him wickedly, "Truth or dare, Gintoki?"
And in that moment Gintoki figured out that no matter what he chose, it was already "game over" for him.