After Himawari took her seat between Inojin and Sarada, Shikadai stood up and made his way over to the chalk circle.
As he did so, he said out loud, "Y'know, I've always wondered exactly how Lord Seventh landed the first hit on Kaguya. The textbooks weren't too keen on describing it with more details. Shino-sensei doesn't really expand on it either, what with him being cocooned while it went down."
Inojin smiled as he caught wind as to what his friend wants to find out, "So, you wanna use the jutsu to find out."
Shikadai nodded as he made the signs for the jutsu to take place, "Exactly. This jutsu was meant to find out stuff from the past, so why not."
His chakra surged to the screen and arranged themselves to form that specific scene.
A land full of volcanoes took up the screen. Lavas were constantly spewed out to form rivers of fire, where they ended up wasn't shown.
Boruto stared with open eyes at the Volcano Dimension, "...Wow."
6 figures were shown, hovering above the volcanoes. While a clone of Naruto's held Kakashi and Sakura up in the air behind a boulder, Sasuke and Naruto faced the Rabbit Goddess Kaguya. Black Zetsu, the third lesser-known son of hers, peered out from her right sleeve.
Inojin said out loud, "Zetsu looks like a creep, in all honesty."
ChoCho shuddered, "That...is totally not my dad."
Shikadai muttered, "Thank God."
All of a sudden, Sasuke said to Naruto, "Are you sure it will work?"
Boruto shouted out loud, "Duck-Butt Uncle Sasuke!"
Sarada reddened in anger (that was her dad!) and embarrassment (she thought the same thing, unfortunately), "Boruto, shut up!"
Very seriously, Naruto replied back to him, "We won't know until we try."
Sasuke stared at him as Naruto continued, "I've been secretly practicing this jutsu even more than the Rasengan, ya know?!" He leaned forward, "It's worth a try, right?"
Boruto leaned forward. Any jutsu his dad practiced more than his signature Rasengan was worth a look.
Sasuke tightened his lips before turning his gaze back onto Kaguya, "If there's a chance it'll create a opening…" He started focusing more of his chakra toward his left eye, containing a Rinnegan. "Fine, I'll get my eye ready."
The scene zoomed back out, showing Naruto making the classic Kage Bunsin sign and Sasuke forming the Tiger sign. As Kaguya prepared her Byakugan, Sasuke finished focusing chakra toward his Rinnegan.
Closing his left and opening his right, he said, "Amaterasu!" Instantly, black fire that couldn't be put out by anything ignited on Kaguya.
Himawari chanted out loud, "Burn, burn, burn evil Kaguya!~"
Behind the two, Sakura noticed them starting to make a move on Kaguya and quickly alerted Kakashi and Naruto's clone, "They're moving!"
Mitsuki observed Sarada's younger mother, "She really does look different with short hair." [Sakura grew out her hair for a while]
As Kaguya focused on putting out Sasuke's Amaterasu, Naruto zoomed forward with his index and middle fingers still crossed together. When Kaguya finished dissipating the last of the flickering black flames, Naruto finally crossed the distance between him and Kaguya and was just meters away from her.
The 'camera' zoomed up to Naruto's face as he growled out loud, "Take this!" before dramatically zooming back out to show about 5 clones appearing in poofs.
As Sasuke's Rinnegan eye watched on, along with Sakura and Kakashi wondering exactly what was Naruto's plan, Naruto's clones surrounded the Goddess and simultaneously disappeared into puffs of smoke. Kaguya activated her Byakugan and veins instantly thickened around her eyes. A faint pupil can be seen in the middle of her lavender-colored irises.
"Sexy Jutsu: Reverse Harem Jutsu!"
The Ino-Shika-Cho trio's, Metal Lee's, and Sarada's jaw dropped open. Himawari just adorably tilted her head to the side, wondering exactly what was a 'Sexy Jutsu' and how it related to beating the evil goddess Kaguya.
Boruto roared in laughter, "BWHAHA! Sarada, it was my dad who made the Sexy Jutsu!"
Sarada couldn't believe it. Ever since she heard Boruto threatening to use that pervy jutsu in order to prevent her from cutting Boruto's rope, she wondered who was the creator just so she can give him (..or her) a good chakra-enhanced punch to the gut (crotch if she ever discovered the creator to be a male). She never expected the creator to be the Lord Seventh himself! ...On a second thought, would Lord Seventh excuse her with the legal claim that her parents and the Hokage were friends since their Academy days?
A pink background appeared and two snapshots of chiseled chests appeared through the remnants of the smoke. One had blonde while the other had darker hair. Three other handsome torsos appeared; different skin tones with differently styled hair.
Sarada immediately slapped a hand over Himawari's innocent eyes.
As the 'camera' went from left to right, it showcased a multitude of handsome boys. Whatever type of boy you preferred, somewhere among the crowd of handsome cloned males, he was there.
As expected, Himawari whined at the lack of vision. "Sarada-neesan, lemme see!"
Sarada monotonously refused. She was going to preserve Himawari's innocence as long as she can. She was pretty sure the rest of her friends, Boruto included, would agree with her desire. She would have to refuse a request of the Princess of Konoha this time.
Kaguya just...stared, for lack of a better word. Her Byakugan deactivated, she was stunned that such a jutsu was made. Meanwhile, behind the boulder, Sakura also stared with wide eyes before a thin stream of blood trickled out from her nostril.
Sasuke frowned, while Kakashi just waited to see Kaguya's reaction to Naruto's Sexy Jutsu.
Naruto was smirking in a smug way, 'Sexy type jutsus tend to work better on stronger opponents, ya know!'
Shikadai slapped a hand to his forehand, 'What kind of crazy logic did Lord Seventh have on the battlefield? No one can afford to be a perv while fighting for their lives against a goddess!'
As if reacting to Naruto's thought, Sakura snapped out of her daze and yelled at her teammate inside her head, channeling Inner Sakura, 'That idiot! Using a jutsu like that in this situation?!' She gritted her teeth and raised a fist at him, 'That might work on me, but there's no way that jutsu will work on someone god-like!"
Lee muttered out loud, "So basically, Aunt Sakura basically admitted herself to be a ikemen pervert."
Sarada wanted to badly refute that claim, but alas. Visual evidence was displayed boldly for all to see.
Meanwhile, the handsome clones poofed away, leaving behind Naruto preparing to swing at Kaguya. Once he got close enough, he swung hard enough to make Kaguya go flying through the air.
Sarada finally lifted her hand away from Himawari's eyes. The young daughter of the Hokage huffed at Sarada before returning to the scene.
Sakura did the Big-Head Jutsu as she shouted loudly inside her head, 'It worked?!' before fainting with a nosebleed rocket. Kakashi sweatdropped as he stared at Sakura's unconsciousness.
Boruto and Sarada were also incredulous that the Sexy Jutsu worked on someome so godlike, "IT WORKED?!"
While all of that was happening, Kaguya was still reeling from the aftereffects of both Naruto's Reverse Harem Jutsu and his heavy punch.
As Naruto stared at the flying Kaguya, he counteracted Kaguya's "I am the creator of chakra!" with 'You may be the progenitor—'
Boruto clutched Mitsuki's kimono sleeve, "Oh my...Mitsuki, my dad knows such a fancy word at 17! The world really is ending!"
Sarada rolled her eyes at her childhood friend.
'—of chakra or whatever, but I'll bet you've never seen a jutsu like this!'
Out loud, he said, "This is the history of shinobi, ya fool!"
Behind him, Kakashi was looking at Naruto incredulously, 'The number one most unpredictable...Don't tell me that Naruto's Pervy Ninjutsu is going to save the world?!'
Mitsuki smiled, "So, Lord Seventh landed the first hit via Kaguya's weakness for ikemen. What a surprise."
Boruto shook his head, "Never expected Dad's Sexy Jutsu, ya know?"
While all of this was happening, Kakashi had a short flashback to Jiraiya telling him that Naruto was the prophesied Child who will save the world, 'Master Jiraiya, are you watching?'
Shikadai said out loud, "Huh, so that's how Master Jiraiya really acts like when he isn't being a perv."
After Kaguya finally recovered from Naruto's punch, she lifted her head from her horizontal position she had taken and grimaced. (She may or may not have underestimated the two male shinobis who had the essence of her grandchildren, Indra and Ashura.)
So, I may be a bit late for my promised Christmas update. But in my defense, it's Winter Break. 10 days of relaxing and pure freedom. Anyway, this particular chapter was a request from a guest who commented on my last chapter. I made it bit longer than usual for you. So uh, yeah. Y'all free to request, just know I have the choice of just when to type it all out.
See ya in January 2018. [Last post of 2017: Dec. 27 :) ]
