Appointment #3 Ren
"This is some great tea you made. By the way, how's your leg doing" Ozpin asked?
"It's healed the problem is Nora tried nursing back to health. She tried convincing I was dead because she didn't know how to find a pulse and then she almost broke my other leg. Then after I left I think I heard say to herself I knew my love would heal him. She seems more unhinged than usual and I can't figure out why. "
"Hmm, I'm afraid this may be partially my fault Ms. Valkyrie came to for some advice early one morning. You see it was before I had my morning cup of coffee and I give terrible advice if I haven't coffee or if I'm high." Ozpin mumbled that last part under his breath.
"Advice like what?"
"Oh, you know things like if after this many years he still doesn't you love him you need to lay it on thick. Shave the first letters of your name and his name on the back of his head. Capture a Grim and pretend to be a Damsel in distress, or if he's ever injured break one of his legs. You'll want your love interest for a while that way they have no choice but to depend on you."
"That's all terrible advice!"
"You know Ren if you really think about it this is your fault. You know she's in love with you and yet you're waiting until after you graduate to tell her that you love her too. All your doing is starving her of your affection."
Ren wanted to argue back but he couldn't because he knew deep down professor Ozpin was at least partially right. And he needed to leave for his next class so he didn't have time to argue.
"Before you leave Jaune tried making an appointment. Is he still not dating Pyrrha?"
"No"
"And is he still trying to date Weiss?"
"Yes"
"Tell Mr. Arc I'm busy so I'll have to reschedule."
Ren just stares at the professor with disappointment before telling him, "I get why you think they belong together but, honestly Jaune is too dense to notice. I think at some point Pyrrha will lose interest at some point."
"Trust me, Ren, I've been alive a long time my ships always come out on top in the end. That and I bet Ms. Goodwitch 1000 Lien they start dating or at least kiss before the Vytal Festival is over."
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"Hey, Blake what's with all the posters around the campus?"
"It's a secret mission or something lead by an old friend of Weiss who she says might be insane but that's not important right now. Sun stop getting distracted were supposed to be looking for Zwei," Blake reminds Sun.
"It's fine with both our teams looking for him."
Sun walks toward the poster to see what's written.
Huntsman in training wanted
For hazardous mission,
Small wages,
Long months of gloomy bulletstorms and dust,
Constant danger,
Safe return doubtful,
Honor and recognition in case of success
Auf der Suche nach Pixie Battalion
(looking for Pixie battalion)
"Oh shit"
Applicant #1 Jaune Arc
"So what weapon do you use?" the young girl asked
"A Sword and shield, ma'am"
"Huh, what's your semblance?"
"I don't know. I haven't unlocked it yet."
"Get out," the major said in a stern and annoyed tone.
"Excuse me"
"Stop wasting my time, you come here with nothing but a sword and shield. Your weapon doesn't use bullets or dust and you have no semblance. I don't need Don Quixote on my team I need soldiers."
Applicant #2 Cardin Winchester
"Why's a child in charge?"
"Get the fuck out my office maggot!"
Cardin didn't get mad at the the girls insult she was a child after all but that didn't mean he would just sit there and take that.
"What is a legitimate considering how young you look."
"I'm not kicking you out for asking your question. I'm kicking you out because I saw you bully that rabbit Faunus. My team doesn't need bullies and if I see you touch that girl again I'll kneecap you."
"Your that kid that kid that threatened to shoot me"
"Glad to see your short-term memory is working now get out"
Applicant #3 Velvet
"You signed up as a team why are you the only one here," Tanya said as she read the girls application.
"The rest of my team had class so I'm representing them. You can ask me any questions about them. I'll answer to the best of my abilities."
"Can your leader follow orders," Tanya asked the Faunus.
"She can lead as well as follow," Velvet replied confidently.
"Your teammate Yatsuhashi why would I need a swordsman on my team when other people have guns?"
"He can use his sword to shield himself from bullets and has a large aura. He's an amazing warrior."
"What's your teams biggest strength?"
"Our teamwork. We're an incredibly effective team."
"And your teams biggest weakness?"
"We're not very good at saving money Coco especially always buying new clothing"
"My last question is why your team would like to join this assignment?"
"It's because of you. When Cardin was picking on me you came to my aid. Not only that about a year ago you saved my teams life. In our first year at Beacon, we got sent on a mission in Atlus. During the mission, there was an avalanche. Right before we got swallowed by the snow something came down and shielded us that looked like a small Nevermore than it grabbed and flew me in the sky. I was so scared I closed my eyes because I thought I was about to be eaten but when I opened my eyes again I realized it was just someone with a masked dressed like a nevermore. You removed your mask and said jeez Serebryakov all these years and you're still too inept to dodge an avalanche. When I said who's Serebryakov you dropped me an flew."
"Did you tell anybody else this story."
"Nobody I told would believe me. They told me it was the Nevermore of Atlus"
"Tell your team to meet me here tomorrow 7 am will have a mission briefing"
Applicant #4 Zwei
"Who let a dog in here?" Tanya takes a look outside to make sure no ones around before she starts petting the dog. She decides to go outside and play fetch with the dog where she thinks no will see here. After all, she has an image maintain.
"Who's a good boy? That's right you are," she says while giving Zwei a belly rub. She was so distracted she didn't notice Sun and Blake approaching he.
"Hey, there kid that dog belongs to my friend and we need him back" Zwei runs over to Blake cause of the fact she's his favorite chew toy. Tanya was focused on the monkey Faunus that looked so familiar to her she could place her finger on though.
"Do I know you?"
"Yes, it's been a long time Major Degurechaff"