A/N: Written for sholio's "Happy Distracting Comment Fest" on Dreamwidth for a prompt by kingstoken: Supernatural, any, That is not a correct pizza topping. Title is the actual name of the "with everything" option at my local pizzeria.
The Kitchen Sink
Castiel looked down at his offering in bewilderment. "What's wrong with it?"
"What's—" Dean flung his hands up. "Those things ain't even fit to be called food, and you've contaminated a perfectly good pizza with 'em!"
"Dean," Sam chided.
Castiel wilted a little. "I didn't know what you like, so I got everything."
If anything, that exasperated Dean even further. "You coulda called and ASKED!"
"Dean," Sam and Bobby repeated.
Dean huffed loudly but stopped yelling.
"Ease up on 'im, son," said Bobby. "He's tryin'. We'll just hafta chalk this'n up to a learning experience."
Gabriel took pity on his crestfallen little brother and removed the offending topping with a snap of his fingers.
"Thanks," Dean said grudgingly, took a piece of pizza, and stalked off to eat it on the porch.
Sam took his own piece with an apologetic grimace and followed his brother.
"I didn't know," Castiel said mournfully.
"Well, you wouldn't," said Gabriel. "You've never used your taste buds before this assignment. So, lesson learned: never order Dean a pizza with anchovies."