Peter Palmer was Nicholas Chandler's pet, and one of his most unpredictable enemies alongside Christopher Cortlandt (or Corlandt for some dyslexic fans) until his youngest child Adam came along. Born on August 5th 1924, he got abandoned by his father Paul Palmer after he killed his much older mother Aster Janacek in the woods. No wonder why he didn't talk about him anyway. Sad!

When he was raised by the unpredictable and increasingly dying Martin and Jaqueline Cooney (in the great depression), he was called 'Pete Cooney'. He really liked that name change though, but that name surely sounded so confusing that foster brother Christopher Cortlandt stole the Palmer surname and became a Palmer Cortlandt for a time. His third boss was Daniel Cortlandt, Christopher's estranged older birth brother (born August 3rd 1920). He really liked little sister Bess Bunsen, but didn't like the three other 'siblings' later on.

Peter Palmer married his first wife, Maude Markham, and she bore him a son, Thrace Markham, in 1962. Both divorced a year later, as she was a pervert. He then had a partner and later spouse for two decades in the form of Mandy Hill, who herself was honest. She bore him four girls, all named Thelia, Yvonne, Bethany and Delisa. She also bore him a boy, Caleb Palmer Cortlandt, in 1966. The Cortlandt girls were born in 1968, 1970, 1975 and 1980. They then separated in 1986.

He married Sonia Pike Carruthers, a mulatto, in 1990, and she bore him his last known child, Asher Pike Palmer, in 1992. He then died in 2002 an unhappy, broke man.