In which I meet Dean and Sam, although I'm not sure I wanted to.
Ships: LuciferxReader (First Person)
WARNINGS: None.
-There Is No Road So For So We'll Jump Right Into it-
"Good morning darling."
I didn't even jump. By this point I was used to the man that I was told to be Lucifer being in my kitchen every morning, in fact I had grown to enjoy it.
"Good morning Luci," I muttered sleepily, reaching for the mugs that were in the cupboard. "Would you like some coffee?"
"While it is gracious for you to offer Y/N, you know that I don't eat or drink," Lucifer reminded.
I glanced at him and gave a small smirk. "Well how do I know you don't suddenly develop taste buds one morning? Best not to risk being rude and ask."
"You're a smartass you know that?" The angel (or more archangel) said in amusement.
I said nothing, only grinning to myself as I prepared my coffee. As I mixed waited for the coffee machine to finish with my drink I felt Lucifer come up behind me and put his chin on my shoulder.
"What are your plans for the day darling?" He asked.
"Well today's my shift with the kids so I'll be entertaining them," I explained. "How about you? What is my handsome devil going to do today?"
I felt him shrug behind me. "I suppose I'll go and visit Sam and Dean."
I hummed. I didn't know who Sam and Dean were, I'd heard him mention the two before but I didn't know anything about them. In fact I didn't know anything about what Lucifer did when he wasn't with me. Not that I minded, I'm pretty sure that I wouldn't like the answer.
The coffee machine beeped indicating that my drink was finished and I reached to grab it only for Lucifer to take my arm and spin around that I faced him. His face was suddenly very close to mine.
"You're so beautiful," he breathed.
My face heated up at the compliment but I wasn't about to let him think that he had the upper hand. "I know."
He didn't recoil as I thought he would, he only smirked and caught my lips on his.
Mornings with Lucifer truly were bliss.
-Line Break-
I shut the door behind me and threw my keys into the bowl. The day had been long and exhausting. The kids were always energetic when they got new toys.
Entering the kitchen I opened the fridge to get myself a water.
Click. Click.
I froze at the sound of a gun loading. Turning around slowly I came face to face with two men that each had a gun pointed at my face.
I swallowed thickly. "Can I help you?"
"Where is Lucifer?" The shorter of the two snarled.
"Um." I recalled Lucifer's words from weeks back. "If anyone interrogates you about my whereabouts you tell them, I don't want you getting hurt." "He told me he was going to visit Sam and Dean."
"Nice try bitch, why would he try and visit us when we're trying to kill him?"
"That's what he told me! I don't ask questions that I know won't like the answer to!"
The taller of the two glanced to his partner. "Dean, I think she's telling the truth."
"Of course she is, I'm the one that told her not to lie." My head snapped to look at the familiar face of Lucifer show as sitting on the counter.
"Lucifer," Dean growled and moved his gun away from my head and at Lucifer's. His partner (Sam, if I wasn't mistaken) did the same.
"Deano! Sammy! Did ya miss me?" Lucifer asked cheerily. "I see you met the missus, isn't she stunning?"
He shot me a wink. "Luci, care to explain why there are two men in my kitchen pointing guns at you?" I asked ignoring his wink.
"That's easy, they want to kill me."
"All right, well can they kill you outside? I've had a long day and I would like to go to bed, preferably without anyone getting murdered in my kitchen," I told him.
"So feisty, I love it." He looked to the men. "Sorry boys, you heard the woman we have to leave."
"I don't take orders from Lucifer's bitch," Dean growled.
Lucifer's eyes narrowed, he looked ready to kill but before he could I snapped, "And I don't tolerate assholes. Try to kill my boyfriend, don't try to kill my boyfriend that's none of my business but when I tell you to take it outside, you take it outside!"
Dean blinked, clearly not expecting me to respond in such a way. He and his partner made eye contact, clearly trying to figure out how to proceed.
Sam spoke first. "You're... okay with us trying to kill him?" He asked slowly.
I gave him a bitch face. "Look I know that he's done bad stuff, he's Lucifer for God's sake! What he does when he's not in my apartment is none of my business and frankly I don't want it to be my business, cause when it is I have two men pointing guns at me in my own home." I looked to my boyfriend. "No offence Luce."
He gave me a small smirk. "None taken beautiful. Besides, love it when you get all angry it makes me feel all tingly."
I rolled my eyes. "Keep it in your pants Luci, we have people over." I gestured to the men that still had guns pointed at Lucifer.
He rolled his eyes. "The Winchesters can hardly be considered people, if all goes well I'll be inhabiting Sam's body in a month or two."
I stared at him then looked at the tall man and back at him. "I don't even want to know. Now, if you'll excuse me," I walked and gave Lucifer a quick peck on the lips then made my way to the door, "I'm going to go and take a nap. I expect no one to be dead on my property and my apartment to be in perfect condition when I wake up." I left to my room.
-Bonus-
"Well are you just going to stand there?" Lucifer asked.
The Winchesters looked to him. "Your girlfriend isn't evil," Dean said dumbly.
The devil rolled his eyes. "Well I would hope so, I mean she volunteers at hospitals for a living."
The brothers only stared at him.
"Are we going to take this fight somewhere else or are we not fighting at all?" The blond archangel questioned.
"I think we'll fight tomorrow, I need to process this," Dean said moving to leave.
Sam nodded, following his brother. "Yeah me too."
Lucifer watched them leave then hopped off the counter and made his way to Y/N's room and cuddled with her.
-Cue End Music-