A/N: This chapter is completely skip able and contains nothing more than gratuitous smut

Merry Christmas you filthy sinners! Here is my gift to you: Wedding Night Shenanigans.

I know this is like months late but oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm new to writing smut so be gentle ;)

The entrance hall of the temple was decorated with candles, jasmine incense filled the air. Ganondorf guided Aeris up the stairs past two cobra statues. The red carpet at the top of the stairs was covered in pillows and blankets. Aeris let Ganondorf pull her down to sit next to him on the pillows. They sat across from each other in an awkward silence.

"Hi," Aeris tucked her hair behind her ear trying to distract herself.

"Hey," Ganondorf's voice was husky.

Ganondorf moved closer to Aeris cupping her chin gently in his hand. Aeris stared up at Ganondorf… Her husband… He was her husband now… Ganondorf leaned closer to her, "I missed you,"

"I missed you too," Ganondorf kissed Aeris softly. She had missed the feeling of his lips against hers.

Aeris pulled Ganondorf down by his robes to lay beside her. She watched the way his breathing hitched as she moved to straddle him. Ganondorf's hands went to her hips to stabilize her. She leaned over him, her hair fell around them like a curtain. "I love you" She whispered into his ear quietly.

Ganondorf flipped them so that Aeris was under him, in a single fluid movement. Aeris' heart was hammering in her chest as he leaned forward. "I love you too," He captured her lips in a scorching kiss.

He pulled away and slowly removed the circlet from where it sat on her brow and ran his fingers through her ebony hair. "My gorgeous wife," he whispered as he undid the heavy gold collar from around her throat making her blush a deep scarlet.

She reached up to carefully unwind his crown from his hair. "My handsome husband," She carefully set the ornate gold piece to the side.

He hummed deeply. "I do enjoy the sound of that," He gripped her face with both hands and lowered his head to connected their lips again. She met him halfway, her hands finding their way to the back of his head.

She tugged his hair gently urging him to deepen the kiss, he complied by nipping lightly at her bottom lip drawing a small gasp from her and slipping his tongue into her mouth. She tugged his hair again and he growled against her. "You're going to be the death of me,"

"You keep saying that," She tugged his hair harshly earning her another groan. She smiled and pulled him into another bruising kiss.

She slid her hands down his neck and across his shoulders. She smirked into the kiss as she pushed his robe down his shoulders, the fabric fell away revealing his toned chest. Her hands explored the expanse of his chest, her fingers curled in the patch of red hair between his pecs before giving a slight tug, drawing a low groan from him.

He pulled away from her and nipped at the sensitive point of her ear. "Not fair,"

She giggled softly as he pressed his lips against her neck, and she leaned back exposing more of her skin to him. Each open mouthed kiss seared her skin and she sighed when he nipped at her collar bone. She dug her nails into his exposed shoulders causing him to hiss lightly. His mouth moved from her throat down to the skin on her chest that her top didn't cover.

She panted as he licked a stripe from between her breasts up to her throat before nibbling at her jaw lightly. Not wanting to leave him out she bent forward and took the lobe of his ear between her teeth, he sucked in a sharp breath and she hummed happily.

He palmed at her breasts roughly, unhappy that he was exposed and she wasn't. He hooked his fingers under the band of fabric and pulled it up, she raised her arms aiding him with removing the garment. A sudden chill coursed through her as she was exposed to him. He eyed her hungrily and cupped one of her breasts enjoying the perfect handful.

He took one of her nipples into his mouth and sucked harshly, she gasped and wrapped her arms around his head pushing his face further into her chest. His beard scratched her skin lightly sending chills down her spine. He released her nipple with a light pop and moved to the other breast giving it the same treatment. She gripped his hair tightly, his hips bucked into hers lightly, teasing her with what was to come.

He fingered the waistband of her skirt tugging gently, asking permission to remove the fabric. She nodded and raised her hips allowing him to slide both the skirt and shorts down her legs leaving her completely exposed to him. His mouth went back to her throat, leaving open mouthed kisses everywhere he could.

She reached between them and undid the ties of his robes, they fell away revealing his length to her. Her mouth went dry, it was bigger than she had expected, not that she had much to base her assumption on.

She reached down and touched him rubbing her thumb over the precum beading at the tip, he groaned into her throat, his hand shot out and grabbed a small container from beside the mound of pillows.

She giggled breathlessly. "Did they make you take classes too?"

His own chuckle rumbled deeply in his chest. "Don't remind me," He opened the container and took hold of her hand to dip her fingers in the slick substance within it. "Sands," His voice was shaky as she soaked her fingers in the warm lubricant. "Please,"

She smiled as she wrapped her hand around him, her fingers barely closed around his girth, but that didn't stop her from giving him a few quick pumps.

He groaned again biting down on her shoulder lightly, she sent a silent thanks to Nabooru for sharing those dirty novels with her, she would be clueless without them. He bucked into her hand roughly, she tightened her grip earning her a growl.

One of his hands snaked down her waist and disappeared between her legs. Her earlier boldness vanished when one of his fingers dipped into her core. She gasped sharply at the foreign feeling and he pulled back quickly. "Did I hurt you?" His voice was slightly panicked.

"N...no, just strange," He pressed his lips to hers as he slowly dipped one of his fingers into her again. She hissed lightly and a sudden wave of fear washed over her, if he could barely fit one of his fingers, how in the sands was he going to fit the rest of him.

"Shhh, be calm love," He peppered her face with kisses as he curled his finger inside of her, drawing a soft sigh from her as it brushed against something deep inside of her. When he felt her relax around him he slowly added another finger.

She had joked about the classes but the women in charge of instructing him had made sure that he knew she would need to be prepared, even more so than any of them would have, due to the almost extreme size difference between the two of them. He wanted to be sure that she would enjoy this night, that he would be able to give her everything she deserved.

It was slow going as he waited for her to give him a sign that she was ready before adding another finger. He waited, moving his fingers slowly in and out of her, curling them ever so slightly as he withdrew them, until he was pulling soft mewls from her.

She trembled under him, her breath coming in rapid bursts. She moved to grip his shoulders needing to ground herself as his fingers brushed against the spot that had her seeing stars.

He flexed his fingers one last time before slowly withdrawing them making her whine softly.

He rubbed his thumb against her cheek softly, "Are you ready?" His voice was husky against her ear.

Her breath hitched, "Yes,"

He peppered her jaw with kisses as he lifted her hips, positioning himself above her. She wrapped her legs around his waist bracing herself as he entered her. They both hissed as he slid into her, sounds of pain and pleasure swirled together.

She choked out a sob as he fully hilted himself inside of her, the pain was more intense than anything she had ever felt. He gripped her hips tighter, his fingernails leaving crescent indentions in her skin.

They stayed like that for what felt like hours, both adjusting to the feeling. Silent tears streamed down her face, the burn of him stretching her most intimate areas left her breathless. His face was was buried in her shoulder, she could feel each ragged breath he took, hot against her skin.

He jerked against her lightly begging for permission to move, she moved one of her hands to the back of his head pulling at his hair. He kissed her fiercely as he rocked against her, her mind went blank, whatever pain she had been feeling was gone.

He moved against her slowly, each languid thrust drew a new lewd sound from her. She was lost in the feeling of him moving inside of her, touching parts of her she never even dreamed of.

Stars danced across her vision as he hit something deep within her, "Fuck!"

He chuckled against her throat, "Such language,"

She went limp against him, the combination of him moving her and the deep thrust of his hips, was almost too much for her, her toes were numb and her legs felt like rubber. He grunted with each thrust sending sparks down her spine.

"Aeris," Her name spilled from his lips like a prayer, a whisper in the darkness meant for her and only her, no one else had ever made him feel like this and no one else ever would.

Her legs tightened around his waist pulling him closer. "Oh sands, Gan!" The pace he had worked into faltered as his name fell from her lips and he bowed his head to connect their foreheads. She moaned his name again, drooling lightly. Soft cries and deep grunts filled the warm air of the temple mingling with the wisps of incense.

Her arms wrapped tightly around his shoulders, her nails digging into his skin. "Don't stop," She pleaded the coil that had been steadily building up in her stomach was threatening to burst.

He chuckled lightly and quickened his pace chasing his own building climax. With one last thrust she came undone around him. Heat coursed through her as she sank her teeth into his shoulder muffling the scream that left her lips.

Both her legs and inner walls constricted around him sending him over the edge to join her, he held her tightly as he gave a few more shallow thrusts emptying himself inside of her.

She felt pleasantly warm as he collapsed on top of her and she placed several kisses along his ear. Neither of them had the energy to move. They laid in silence panting heavily against each other, listening to the distant sounds of the other Gerudo celebrating outside of the temple.

She hummed happily, a sleepy little smile splayed across her lips. "Remind me why we waited to do this again?"

He laughed heartily and lifted his head to look at her, strands of his crimson hair falling in his face, she squealed as he wrapped his arms around her and rolled so that she was on top of him. "Something about laws,"

Exhaustion settled over her as she listened to his heartbeat settle itself and his breathing calm until she drifted away, the rhythm of his heart her lullaby.