"Hi little nugget! We are here at mommy's baby Shower. Look at all your gifts!
Hey Callie, who do we have here? How's the first date going?" Mark was busy playing best husband with his videocamera on.
"This is Dan." Callie introduced her date in the camera until she was distracted by her view. "Mark, you wanna point it to blondie over there?" Callie chuckled.
"Yo! Arizona! Leave her alone, she has work to do." Mark stopped her when he saw the blonde flirting at the baker who was now putting the final touches at her wife's baby shower cake. "Why don't you just take the camera from here, you don't wanna piss Teddy off, do you?"
"Here. Let me. Give me the camera." The blonde obliged.
"Whoah check it out! Come here, look at Teddy's bun in the oven. That's you right there little squirt!" Arizona playfully said.
"I told you to stop calling her that." Teddy whined.
"I swear, Teddy, you look like you just swallowed a watermelon or something." Arizona joked in the camera as she points it to Teddy, Mark has his hands over her belly and gave his wife the sweetest kiss.
"Okay, you disgust me with all those kisses. I'm sorry you have to see that little one." Arizona says to the camera as if she was talking to the unborn baby. Mark and Teddy are like the perfect couple but it's still fun for Arizona to tease them every time they do PDA, which they're not too shy to display.
"Well well, look at this!" Arizona reached for a lone mistletoe hanging on the low ceiling, it was already mid February, Mark and Teddy must have forgotten this piece and was left hanging. She saw Callie and her date Dan, in the little corner and came up with a funny idea.
"Hey, Calliope what's this?" She teased the brunette pointing the camera at them, showing her the mistletoe, saying her whole name in front of her date too. She saw Callie glare at her. She just loves teasing her, she loves how the latina's cheeks turn into soft shade of rose and how her jaw clench every time she pisses her off.
"Come on just give us a little Christmas kiss on February! Just give him a—" Arizona teased and was surprised when Callie's date actually leaned in to kiss Callie, the latina quickly offered her cheek when she noticed her date going for her lips.
"Great! Yaaay!" Arizona was now laughing.
"You are an asshole!" Callie mouthed so her date won't hear her. It was caught in the camera making Arizona laugh even more, her dimples are popping out.
...
"Baby's coming! Let's go! Let's go!" Arizona went to Callie's lunch group table. They still don't share a table together unless they are with Mark and Teddy.
"What?" Callie almost bounced on her seat and ran with Arizona.
"Who told you?" The latina asked, surprised.
"They called me."
"They called you?! And they didn't call me?!"
"Cause I'm their favorite but don't get all too jealous now, come on! We're having a baby!" Arizona might have let that slip. She didn't mean it that way but she realized it sounded wrong.
"We're having a baby huh?" Callie teased.
"Well, they are having a baby but that's our baby too." Arizona rattled without even looking at the brunette. Callie noticed the blonde flush making her smile really wide.
"Our baby." Callie's having fun teasing the blonde.
"Stop! Just be grateful I even grabbed your ass right here so you could see her firsthand too."
"Except you didn't really grab my ass." She teased.
"Oh don't worry Calliope, I will, after all the wholesomeness with the new baby wears off." Callie got bitten by her own poison. Arizona winked at her. "That's what I thought." Arizona added when she heard silence from the brunette.
"Everybody meet Sophie Grace Altman-Sloan" Mark proudly showed off their baby girl once Callie and Arizona entered the room.
Arizona felt her tears down her cheeks. She's known Teddy half of her life, they've been together through literally all the ups and the downs. They've fought bullies in school together, waited tables together, went to med school together, graduated together. She was basically like a sister to her and now her best friend is a mom to the prettiest tiny human she's ever seen.
"She's beautiful." Arizona almost choked.
"Can I?" Callie's voice was shaking when she reached for the little bundle that was in Teddy's arm. Teddy nodded and carefully placed her little girl onto Callie's waiting arm.
"Oh Jesus, she's gorgeous. I already love you, Sophie." Callie whispered. She was too engaged with the cooing newborn to even notice Arizona's arm on her waist, her cheeks almost touching hers as they share their new favorite attraction.
Teddy and Mark shared a knowing look. They chose the best godparents to Sophie.
"Smile for the camera." Mark said as the two happily obliged.
...
"Hold on Callie! I just got her!" Arizona said when Callie grabbed Sophie from her.
"You're best friends with the mother which means you help the mother with the food, while I help the daddy set up the backyard. And little Soph right here like the outdoors better so she's coming with me. Right Sophie?" Sophie laughed at Callie's baby voice. Arizona rolled her eyes.
"Okay fine. But it doesn't mean you're her favorite." Arizona fought back making Callie laugh.
"When will you two stop fighting? Sometime's I feel like I'm hanging out with bunch of pre-schoolers rather than two adults, not to mention, two great surgeons." Mark commmented.
"We're not fighting. We're just having a conversation. I guess that's as normal as we could get given our past."
"Your past, you mean that one date?"
"I mean that one unfortunate night. I can't even call it a date."
"You two are something."
"This baby is something. I am addicted to your baby Mark. This baby is a crack. She's a crack baby!"
"Yeah... no. You can't call her that." Mark whispered at her.
"You're right." Callie scrunched her nose and laughed.
...
"Callie, she's gonna blow if you keep doing that. She's in a throwing up stage." Arizona explained when she saw Callie throwing the one year old up in the air.
"I already told her that, she doesn't listen." Mark added.
"Can you even hear her giggle. She loves it. You love it, don't you Soph?!"
"Hope you love it too if she throws up on—"
"Woop, too late." Arizona laughed.
"Oh my gosh!"
"Don't worry Soph, I'm sure you're not the first one to piss Auntie Calliope."
"I told you to stop calling me that. Don't listen to her Soph, only Auntie Arizona know the best way to bring the crap out of me."
"Hey! Language! Come on, Cal. Go to my closet. Find something to change into before everybody gets here."
"What? Why? What time is it?" Arizona asked.
"It's already 11." Teddy answered.
"Which means it's 10 in Arizona's clock." Callie commented.
"Ha ha! See Soph?! That's what bitter looks like." Arizona cooed at the baby.
"Me? Bitter?!"
"Hey! Baby's birthday! Neutral corners!" Mark commented separating the two. "And you're telling me women act more mature?" He stared at his wife making Teddy laugh.
When Callie went back, she chose a simple V neck white shirt that she tucked under her printed polka dot skirt. It was supposed to be a loose shirt on Teddy but since she's a size smaller than Callie, the t-shirt hugged the latina's voluptuous frame, the cut showing glimpse of her healthy bust. Arizona couldn't help but stare, Callie saw her effect on the blonde.
"Like what you see?" She teased.
"I thought this was supposed to be a children's party?" Arizona just cleared her throat.
Before they could even start bickering at each other again, Mark proposed a toast.
"Before everyone gets here, we wanted to toast. To Sophie's favorite people!"
"And our best friends." Teddy added
"We made it through her first year with most of our sanity, thanks to you guys." Mark said.
"We love you guys!" Teddy said through her tears.
"Are you crying?" Arizona teased.
"She's crying." Callie nudged Arizona.
"Shut up. Mother's cry." Teddy fought.
"Happy birthday dear, Sophie. Happy birthday to you."
"Guys I want a picture with Sophie and the Godparents." Teddy ordered which the two happily obliged.
"Amazing! She looks so excited!" Teddy clapped her hand.
"All right, on three say Callie O'Malley!" Mark teased. She received a taunting glare from the latina and a hard nudge from his wife after he took their perfect photo. It was supposed to be a secret.
"Huh, you're dating O'Malley?!" Arizona teased. Callie blushed making her throw a birthday hat at Mark. She knows that dating an intern is a big news to the hospital so they're making it as discreet as possible.
"Why? You jealous?" Callie answered back.
"Jealous? No. It's just, you have an unusual taste."
"Are you insulting George?"
"No! No! He's one of the best interns, he'll make a great doctor, I just can't— you and O'Malley."
"Yeah. I already knew he was amazing when he didn't show an hour late on our first date."
"Oh come on Calliope. Are we always gonna go back to that? Give me a break!" Arizona laughed.
"I told you, it's Callie. And yes. I will always bring it back." The latina gave her her biggest fake smile. Arizona shook her head and smiled showing her dimples when Callie walked out on her with an extra sway on her hip, the brunette turned around just to to wink at the blonde.
Arizona felt an unusual thump on her heart making her touch her chest and turn around to hide her flush.
It was when she realized that Mark was staring at her.
"You're doomed, Robbins. She got you."
"Shut up."