Alright so I know the crossover that Naruto's gonna be apart of is one of those extremely perverted anime's, but considering the way I'm doing it's bound to be a laugh.

So, after watching episode 12, thou I'm embarrassed to admit, it got me thinking that in Crim's "dream" he/she(Crim has both genders cos he's an Angel) could accidentally dream about having a threesome with Elza and Naruto, with the Hyena and Angel not going anywhere near Naruto's butt, but the Hyena and Angel could do each other with Naruto "lending a hand" for them, and let's not forget it's Crim's dream.

Also I can picture the next day, where Crim does the review, but doesn't say who the dream-people were, while having a deep blush whenever Naruto tries to talk to Crim.

It also doesn't have to be the last episode, whoever adopts can mix it up to where episode 12 can be somewhere in the middle, with the running-gag being Crim blushing and flashbacking to the "dream" just as a tease/joke.

Naruto's Reviewers

Chapter 1

Pilot

Hot Spring

It's been about a year and a half since Naruto and Jiraiya had started their training journey, though thanks to Jiraiya's training Naruto was now taller than he was before he left the village, he was also leaner as well with a perfect swimmer's body, right now the two were at a local hot spring, trying to increase Naruto's resistance to the fox's influence, unfortunately Naruto can only reach 3 tails before he loses his mind to the animal instincts and goes feral, but now they were pushing it too much.

With Jiraiya trying to calm the enraged Naruto down, but a fourth tail made an appearance, causing Naruto to transform into a mass of red and black chakra with long fox ears.

Jiraiya was about to use his sealing skills to stop the teens berserker-rage, until a miniature hole begins to appear between the two, "Oh no! Because of the fox's chakra, mixing with Naruto's and not syncing up, he's somehow created a strange hole in space, who knows where it ends up!" Thought the perverted sage, "NARUTO YOU NEED TO STOP!"

Unfortunately he hole got bigger and the unresponsive Naruto just became angrier, with the hole starting to create a vacuum-like suction, with Jiraiya using his chakra to stop himself from flying into the man size hole, but the fox-state Naruto was getting angrier since the hole was trying to suck him in, so with his animal-like mind he does the one thing Jiraiya tries to stop him from doing, attack the hole, with Jiraiya diving for Naruto on instinct, causing the two to vanish from sight, along with the hole.

Unknown Forest

Half Year Later

As it turned out, Naruto and Jiraiya had ended up in a completely different world were there was guilds and other places that the two could use as Naruto's training, since it turned out that while they're in another world, the Summoning Toads could bring them back home whenever they want, along with Jiraiya and Naruto sending reports and updates to Tsunade and Naruto's friends as well.

But it seemed the portal that brought them to this world was also influenced by the two ninjas needs, Naruto's need for a true adventure and Jiraiya's need for, well, I don't really need to explain what his "needs" are, but as it turned out, Jiraiya ended up having a camaraderie with another pair of perverts, but they'll be introduced later.

Right now a broadsword wielding Naruto had just slayed a monster about to end the life of an angel with a broken halo, practically using his speed and Shadow Clones for a multiple slash attack along with strange lightning burning the monster to a crisp.

Naruto then places the sword on his back, this sword has a strange appearance to it, it has the head of a dragon biting the blade, with the wings of the dragon acting as the guard of the sword. The hilt has a swirling pattern leading to skulls at the bottom with a spike pointing out, with lightning dancing off the blade.

Naruto's outfit was pretty basic for an adventurer, since he wants to save up enough money for more expensive equipment, as for his sword, Naruto actually found it during a solo mission, with the blade trying to stab him through the heart, while it did thanks to the fox, as well as his "experience" with lightning to the heart, Naruto managed to survive the stabbing and now travel with the blade on his back.

(Clap! Clap! Clap) "Well done Naruto, you took that monster down easily and saved an angel!" Jiraiya calls out, now keeping an eye on Naruto because of the sword-stabbing, since Naruto told him.

Naruto just rubs the back of his head in embarrassment, "Ah come on Pervy-Sage! Did ya really think something like that would stop me!"

"WHOMP!"

"GAAAAHH!?"

Right now Naruto was faceplanted into the ground with Jiraiya standing over him with his fist out, "I TOLD YOU BEFORE TO NEVER CALL ME THAT!"

With Naruto popping his head out and glaring back at Jiraiya, "AND I TOLD YOU ONLY WHEN YA STOP BEING A PERVERT!"

At this Jiraiya puffed up his chest with a guffaw, "HA! I'M A SUPER PERVERT BRAT, WE NEVER STOP!" He exclaims with pride, casuing Naruto to have a twitching eyebrow.

"Um!"

Hearing the voice, both master and student looked towards the angel, who became extremely shy, "T-Thank you for saving my life, my name is Crim."

Seeing the angel, Naruto gave an easy smile, "Nice ta meet ya Crim, I'm Naruto Uzumaki and this dirty old man is Jiraiya!"

As soon as Naruto said that, the "dirty old man" collapsed, whining about noisy disrespectful brats ruining his entrances, with waterfall tears in his eyes.

With Naruto shrugging it off, "So what are you doing here Crim!?" With the angel explaining how because of his halo being broken he was to wait for it to heal, with Naruto figuring that there wasn't any problem, offered Crim to travel with himself and Jiraiya, at least until they returned to town.

As they were walking, Jiraiya had asked Crim if haven had brothels, which confused Crim, though Naruto drop-kicked the white-haired pervert, knocking the man out about asking such questions, with Naruto dragging Crim away, though the angel was concerned about Jiraiya's health, Naruto waved it off and explained that he'll be fine, even though a stray wolf ended up peeing on the man's ass due to the smell of brothels on him.

Local Bar

Right now the angel was getting it's wounds tended to by the maid of the bar, thanks to Meidri the Birdmaid waitress, while the three were chatting the doors to the bar opened to show a male human adventurer and a male elf, with the human exclaiming, "Yo Naruto, nice to see you back, where's Jiraiya though, I thought he was with you!?"

With Naruto replying, "Oh Stunk, Zel, yeah there's no worries, the perv should be back sometime soon, he asked my new friend Crim if there were any brothels in haven, since he's an angel and everything."

Suddenly Naruto's eyes widen, quickly slapping his hand over his mouth, realising he'd just said something to a pair of perverts just as perverted as Jiraiya, if that was even possible, hell, because of these two, Jiraiya now had "help" and took Naruto to a brothel to lose his virginity where Naruto had to spend the night with a succu-girl, though as it turned out Naruto had completely conquered the girl, leaving her legs completely numb for the next two days, but after, she ended up gossiping with other succu-girls, telling them about how big he was and how he had endless stamina.

So now, whenever Jiraiya, Stunk and Zel drag Naruto to the brothels, all the girls end up cooing for Naruto to be with them.

With the two males asking Crim awkward questions that caused the angel untold amount of embarrassment, but luckily Naruto saved him, "Alright you two, enough, don't embarrass him anymore."

With Zel not listening, "Hey since he's hanging out with Naruto, we should drag him to one of the girls!" With Stunk agreeing wholeheartedly.

But Naruto got in between the angel and perverts, "Now hold on you two, I just saved him from being eaten by a monster in a forest, he needs rest."

With Stunk waving him off, "Oh come on Naruto, what better way to heal him than a nice succu-girl, I think you're just sore at us for last time."

At this Naruto became red-faced in anger, "Are you kidding me! Last time you three dragged me to one of those places I ended up with a hyena-girl! I'm just glad I managed to dominate her before she could use her dick on me to "explore the Savannah" and everything!"

The angel, without thinking, asked, "How did that work!?" In curiosity.

With Naruto in his angry state, not realising what he was saying, "She can "suck in" her dick to turn it into a fully functioning pussy, depending on who's in charge and... WHY THE HELL DID I JUST SAY THAT!?"

Though before he could calm down, both Stunk and Zel began to tease him, with both remembering the hyena-girl called Elza, which caused Naruto to become even more embarrassed, since it turned out Elza had decided to hunt him down and marry him, since no-one had made her experience the Savannah like Naruto did, so now he was keeping his distance until she calmed down, but as it turned out a hyena is never full.

As Naruto became distracted at his embarrassment and memory lane, Stunk and Zel had managed to "kidnap" the angel and took him to a brothel, with Naruto's embarrassment slowly ebbing away, though as he looked around, wondering where they went, Meidri pointed out where they went, with Naruto chasing after them since he didn't want the angel to get hurt.

Can Naruto save Crim from being corrupted by the two perverts, three if you include Jiraiya when he returns, and can he keep off the radar of a certain Hyena-girl that has the hots for him.

The End.

There you have it, a Naruto/Ishuzoku Reviewers Crossover, I figured that with Jiraiya with him that they'd end up in that world due to the pervy-sage's nature, and Naruto's thirst for adventure, also I'm not sure about how the two worlds time interacts with each other, so the Elemental Nation could be slower than the Ishuzoku world, I'm not sure.

Though I can just see Tsunade pummelling Jiraiya for dragging Naruto to a brothel.

I Do Not Own Naruto Or Ishuzoku Reviewers. (Or DMC.)