Castrated
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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"THE AM-DRAG IS IN THE HOUSE!"
Shouts Jake Long the American Dragon as he punches another hunts-clan member. Huntsgirl jumps up, "I'll have you mounted on my masters wall!" She shouts as she renews the offensive...
As dragon and hunters fought...none noticed their 'spectator'. "̸̧̛̥͋̓̓̐̔̐̋͛t̶͈̳̮̒̅̄̎̈́͆̔̀̇̈́͘h̴̡͎̣̦̱̪͈͕̙͂̽̈́͛͆̽̐̚͜͝ͅǐ̵̧̢̳̞̺̀̈́͊͗̉̈́̉͝͝ś̸̢̼͈͓͈̰̟̺͎̱̖̞̻̪͊̈́̽̂͠ ̵̖̟̜͌̀͆̎́̿̌͜͠i̴̜̪̮̤̤̗̞̗͓̜̫̠̖̱͒̑͒͜s̷̛̙̝̣̘͍̲̗̝̙̈̇͒͋̅͋̆ ̷̛̘̬̪̜͚͕̮̭̃̊͒͠g̷̡̩̫̞̪̬̼̙͍̻͐̎r̴̛̙̼͇̰̦̓̔̄̀̌͌̆͘͠e̶̻̟̝̳͎̘̰͓̪͇͎̾͋̈́́̈́̒̈́ͅa̶̧̡̜̬̥̟͇͕̖̜̿̇̽̈͌̈́t̶̢͉̞͈̰̑̒̂̂̚͘!̸̺̓͘"̴̡̬̹̞̪̣͇̼̭̠̠͍̹̬͓͊̏̇ The entity then turns off his glitch speak.
"Ah...this is great! Why in the world didn't they renew this for another season?...I mean, sure they went on to make avatar after getting laid off, which was great and everything...but still!" Exclaimed Slenderman as he (somehow) munched popcorn as he watched the spectacle.
"But enough fun, time to make a pest of myself!"
Unseen by all he floats toward the battlefield, "Now let's see if we can't make this adventure a bit more...MATURE." He snaps his finger at a nearby huntsman about to fire at Lao Shi while he struggled with the huntsmaster...and watched the dominoes fall...
The hunstman about to fire his staff suddenly found his aim off, this causes him to hit Jake's thigh instead of his Grandpa, the spot hit causes a muscle spasm, this muscle spasm just happens to be in JUST the right way to cause a certain part of Jake's anatomy to involuntarily respond, Huntsgirl instinctively falls back to her training to strike what she perceives as a 'limb' in her peripheral vision with her spear-
SLASH!
GAH!
And the rest...as they say...is history...
The blood curdling scream of agony tore through the night... Huntsgirl dropped her bloody spear in horror, many huntsmen gaped, vomited or flat-out fainted, Foo Dog looked like he WANTED to faint but was forcing himself to stay conscious as he looked for his medical kit, even Huntsmaster looked disturbed. Jake's Grandpa was the ONLY one not frozen. He heard his grandchilds scream, watched him break down in agonized sobs, saw the blood. He immediately took advantage of huntsmasters distracted state to push him away and grab Jake and Foo dog before flying them away...
Only THEN did he get a chance to see his grandsons condition...it was WORSE then he thought...Jake's genitals had been CLEAVED clean off...
Not having a choice, he quickly flew to the nearest HUMAN hospital...
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"Dang girl! I know were supposed to hate and murder dragons...but you went too far!"
Chastised one of many clansmembers as they got back to the hideout, he got many agreeing nods and exclamations.
Huntsgirl- AKA Rose -was still reeling from the whole thing. "No...it...it was an accident! I- I would NEVER-
"Yeah, when you say that. You shouldn't be carrying your TROPHY around." Snarked another clansmember.
Rose looked at them confused. "My Trophy? What are you- And then she saw it...somehow... during the scuffle. ...The dragons now 'liberated' dick and balls had got caught on her belt sash...and she'd unintentionally brought it back to the base without realizing!
"Your sick girl!"
"Yeah that's, messed up!"
"ENOUGH!"
All turned to to the huntsmaster. He rubbed his temples and Takes a deep breath to calm himself. "Look. like any male; I TOO was...uncomfortable at the sight of...THAT." He shakes his head, "But this discomfort was immediately EXPLOITED by our enemy to escape us! This should be taken as a lesson of pragmatism, not restraint! we can't afford to chain ourselves with 'niceties' if we want to defeat our eternal foe!"
He gesture to Rose, "In fact, this should be a time of celebration! It's been centuries since the last time a member of our clan has castrated a dragon! Once properly prepared the astounding properties of such an appendage are known to be quite useful-
Another huntsman spoke up,"Whoa, okay. AGAIN, I'm all for killing dragons, but grinding up their balls and snorting them as an aphrodisiac? That's just crossing a line-
"No, you idiot. Your thinking of tiger testicles!" Corrected another huntsman.
Yet another interrupted. "Could we back up for a second, guys? Since when do Dragons have sex organs? Everytime we fight them, they're in the BUFF and yet their smoother then ken dolls, 'down there'-
And then ANOTHER interrupted. "Actually, that's a common misconception. See, like lizards. Dragons usually have their genitals nestled inside their body. You see-
"ENOUGH!" Everyone turned to the Huntsmaster. "This discussion is over! In fact, I'm ORDERING the genitals of the American Dragon to be transformed into a talisman like the ancients once used! One that Huntsgirl can proudly wear in battle, as is her right!"
Rose felt herself go green, "But- But Master I-
"I'm not asking! In fact, that's an order! Once 'crafted', you are to wear this talisman into every battle, assignment, whenever I see you, even in your civilian life when possible!" Shouted the Huntsmaster as he snatches the still bloody genitals from her before Rose could argue.
Staring after her master...Rose thought about wearing the genitals of a dragon around her neck...and did the only rational thing she could think of...VOMIT her guts out...
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