As Yoren the Night's Watch recruiter walked down the streets of King's Landing after visiting a brothel, he had to remember all that happened to him since Benjen Stark and him returned to the Wall from Winterfell with Jon Snow and Tyrion Lannister. He befriended the Imp as both had a good sense of humor and so when Yoren and Tyrion left for King's Landing, they decided to travel together. After a tense stop in Winterfell when Tyrion gave Bran Stark a saddle to assist in his cripple problem, they left and stopped at the Crossroads Inn. Boy how Yoren remembered when Catelyn Stark called up the men in the Inn and had Tyrion arrested. When Yoren arrived in King's Landing, he asked Lord Stark to take whatever men he wanted in the dungeon and also telling him what his Lady wife did at the Crossroads before it became public knowledge. Fuck lot of good it did him when Jaime Lannister killed his men and pierced Lord Stark's leg. Now Lord Stark was a traitor to the Crown and laying in a Black Cell.

Yoren soon arrived at where the lads he recruited were staying. They were to leave the city soon. The only reason they stayed was because there was a chance Lord Stark would join them. Among the lads and boys he took were a fat boy named Hot Pie, a skinny boy named Lommy Greenhands, and a boy that was near a man named Gendry, a blacksmiths apprentice.

"All right you hairy fuckers, Lord Stark is to be brought before the crowd at Baelor today to confess his crimes and join the Watch like the rest of you. Any questions?"

"Is Lord Stark really a traitor?"

The question came from Gendry. The boy was a good lad. He was one of the few that joined the group that wasn't from the dungeons. Why Tobho Mott sent the boy away into the Watch, Yoren didn't know.

"It doesn't matter what he is or what he did, he's one of us, or he soon will be" said Yoren.

When all got settled, Yoren left to the steps of Baelor where Lord Stark was to confess. As he made his way towards Baelor, he stopped when he noticed a woman blocking his path. She wore a blue dress and had long white hair.

"Yoren of the Night's Watch?" she asked.

"Who wants to know?" he asked.

"Me. I know your going to Baelor to Eddard Stark's confession"

"Aye, I be doing just that"

"The thing is Eddard Stark won't be there"

"Won't be there?"

"A group is here to free Eddard Stark and bring him to his son" said Yaylanna.

"Ah, ain't that a bit of luck. But why tell me lass?"

"Because Lord Stark won't leave without his daughter Arya. When you arrive in Baelor, find her and take her into the Night's Watch. Once you find her, send this into the air with a letter" said Yaylanna as had Yoren the weirdest thing he's ever seen; a snowy owl.

Yoren looked at the bird that was resting on his arm before turning to Yaylanna. "And how does one expect an owl to find Lord Stark?" he asked, but found that Yaylanna disappeared.

"Fucking hell... well, best find Lord Stark's daughter aye little bird" he said as he continued walking towards Baelor, the owl gently pecking at his arm.

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Ned Stark sat in his cell as he waited for the Gold Cloaks to arrive to take him to Baelor to confess to Joffrey. His thoughts raced around from Arya who was lost to Sansa who was forced to watch the whole thing. It was two days since Orion and Aslan told him his help would arrive, but apparently they didn't get the help in time. Maybe the two of them were just a mad dream.

He heard the sounds of footsteps approaching and he saw someone holding a torch approaching. When they got within range of Ned's vision, he saw that it was seven Gold Cloaks. He assumed at first that they were to escort him to Baelor, but then he saw the man in the middle of them. He seemed like a cutthroat brigand Ned would expect from the Free Cities over the Narrow Sea.

"Ned Stark?" asked a young man. He had to be as young as Robb.

"Who else?"

"Very good we found you mate, now let's get you out of here. I find it too dark to walk around" said the prisoner between the Gold Cloaks. Strangely the Gold Cloaks take much notice of that. One did shook his head like this was a familiar occurrence to him.

"I assume your here to take me to Baelor" said Ned.

"No, were here to take you to your son" said the Gold Cloak in charge.

"...my son"

"Yes, Aslan sent us" said the Gold Cloak that asked if he was Lord Stark. He removed his helm and held out his hand.

"High King Peter of Narnia" said Peter.

"I think you could've left out the last part" said a black hair boy that seemed to appear out of nowhere.

"He has a habit of doing that" said another Gold Cloak as he took off his helm, revealing another young man like the first one except with black hair.

Ned however just laugh.

"If this is a dream let me continue it. Do you really know the lion?" asked Ned, he had to be sure.

"Were here to free you, so obviously were his help" said Jack Sparrow.

"I think we should introduce ourselves" said the Gold Cloak in charge.

"My name is Aragorn Elessar, my companions are Will Turner, Boromir of Gondor, Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo" he pointed to the other Gold Cloaks "Captain Jack Sparrow" he nodded towards the Pirate "and Harry Potter" he pointed to the boy that appeared out of nowhere.

"It is an honor to meet you. I am Lord Eddard Stark of Winterfell" he said as he got up, having to put a hand on the wall to support himself.

"Are you hurt?" asked Harry.

"My leg was pierced by Jaime Lannister some time ago" said Ned.

"Ouch" said Jack, earning an elbow from Will.

"Can you walk?" asked Boromir.

"With some trouble, I might just slow us down" said Ned.

"No worries, my sister can help you" said Peter.

"Until then, Jack support him and hide under Harry's cloak" said Aragorn.

"Anything to get out of these chains" said Jack as Will removed the chains of his wrist. Jack then had Ned put an around him. Ned didn't understand how hiding under a cloak with a boy could be of help. It was only when Harry flung the cloak over himself, Jack and Ned that Ned understood that they were invisible.

"Seven Hells, what magic is this?" asked Ned as he looked around under the cloak.

"Welcome to my world mate" said Jack.

"Alright Harry, the map ready?" asked Aragorn to the invisible wizard.

"On it, I Solemnly Swear that I am up to no good" said Harry as he pointed his wand to a blank piece of parchment. Only when details and little dots appear on the parchment did Ned realized it was a magic map.

"Do the wonders ever cease?" asked Ned gleefully to Jack.

"Just wait to you see the Wookiee and the undead monkey mate" said Jack.

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The crowd around the Great Sept of Baelor were anxiously waiting for Ned Stark to be brought forth. At the statue of Baelor Targaryen, Arya Stark was waiting for father to be brought out. She saw Joffrey, Cersei, Sandor Clegane, Ilyn Payne, Lord Varys, Petyr Baelish, Grand Maester Pycelle, Janos Slynt, and her own sister were waiting at the center of the Sept for her father. Sansa was smiling, thinking that after Ned confessed that all would go right.

In a different part of the crowd, Legolas and Gimli were waiting for the plan to come to play. Legolas and Gimli wore cloaks over there body so they didn't seem that out of place in the crowd. If Ned Stark was brought forth, Legolas and Gimli were to throw caution into the wind and attack them. Jack the monkey was around somewhere ready to signal Caspian, Lando, Ron, Neville, Hermione, Luna, Ginny, and Barbossa in case they needed help. If Ned Stark wasn't brought forth, then all went to plan and they could leave.

"Think the lads will get this Stark out of there?" asked Gimli.

"I have faith in Aragorn. He'll succeed" said Legolas.

"Ah, I think there's are cue" Gimli said as he pointed towards a Gold Cloak approaching alone where Ned Stark was suppose to enter with his escort as he approached Joffrey. No one but Legolas with his advanced elf hearing could hear what the Gold Cloak could say.

"Your grace, Lord Stark has escaped" he said reluctantly.

"They got him out" Legolas told Gimli.

"Good, now lets get out of here" said Gimli as he was about to exit the crowd when-

"WHERE IS EDDARD STARK?!"

Legolas and Gimli turned back around and saw that Joffrey had a look of rage in his face, Lannister men and Gold Cloaks heading in all directions. Cersei turned to talk to Janos Slynt to apparently make some furious accusation. The only one that didn't look even remotely surprise was Lord Varys, who's face was just a look of mild, yet false concern. Then Joffrey did something so heinous that Legolas and Gimli snapped. He turned towards Sansa Stark, shook her as he yelled at her and then struck her hard in the face before she could respond.

When Arya saw her sister get hit, she immediately leapt off the statue and ran towards Joffrey with Needle drawn, but Legolas was quicker. When a twang of his bow, an arrow soared over the crowd and pierced Joffrey in the leg. He fell towards the ground and cried like a babe, except a babe wouldn't look embarrassing in this situation. When Cersei saw her son pierced, she ran to him, looked into the crowd and saw Legolas with his bow still drawn. Already five Gold Cloaks charged at them while the rest of the crowd ran from the bloodshed.

"So much for stealth" said Gimli as he brought out his axe. The first Gold Cloak that got near them lost his head to Gimli. The next too fell as Legolas pierced them both between the eyes. The next one was hit by the blunt end of Gimli's axe between the legs. When he fell to the ground, Gimli brought his axe down and hit him in the chest. Legolas back handed the last one. More Gold Cloaks would of joined them, but all of a sudden, a Hare, Horse, Otter, and Jack Russell Terrier patronus' came out of nowhere and spooked both the crowd and the Gold Cloaks.

Cersei was watching all of this as she and Pycelle bandaged Joffrey's leg, who was crying on the ground.

"It hurts" he cried, tears and snot rolling down his face.

"It'll be ok sweetie, it'll be okay" she said as she stroked Joffrey's hair. She then turned towards Slynt. "Kill those two and bring me there heads" she said.

"But your Grace, no one will go near those ghost animals" said Slynt as he too was afraid.

"I don't care JUST-"

But she never finished as Jack the monkey suddenly appeared out of nowhere and leapt at her face, pulling her hair and scratching her face. As Janos Slynt and Meryn Trant tried to pull the monkey off, Legolas saw that a little girl was pushing through the panicked crowd to where Sansa Stark was laying as she stroked her face and stared at Joffrey in disbelief. The little girl would of got there too, but a man in black with a snowy owl on his shoulders grabbed her and started pulling her away. Legolas could still hear them.

"Let me go, I got to save her" said the girl.

"She'll be safe Mi'lady, it's you who's in danger if your caught" the Black garbed man said as he pulled her away.

Legolas would of kept listening, but found Gimli pulling them away as some Gold Cloaks plucked up some courage to fight them.

"Come lad, we've done what we could" said the dwarf as he pulled Legolas away.

Soon they were in an alley where Barbossa and Lando were waiting for them. Apparently Jack the monkey got back before them for he was on Barbossa's shoulder.

"You know, I be sure that Grey Wizard said not to attack unless Lord Stark wasn't rescued by the others" said Barbossa.

"Hey, I would of done the same. In fact I think I would of ignored wounding him and straight out shoot him in the face" said Lando.

"You should if a monster like that would hurt a lady for doing nothing" said Gimli.

"Come on, we must regroup with the others" said Legolas.

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When they arrived back at the camp, it was night time and Ned Stark was laid against a tree, asleep.

"What happened to him?" asked Barbossa.

"His leg was infected" said Luke.

"Apparently no one thought to check his wounds before locking him up" said Han.

"Will he live?" asked Legolas.

"He should, Lu gave him some drops from her cordial so he should be fine" said Peter.

"Any troubles?" asked Gimli.

"Except for running into the King, none" said Han.

"He won't remember us" said Luke.

"Jedi Mind Trick?" asked Lando.

"Jedi Mind Trick" confirmed Edmund.

"I heard you shot the King in the leg Legolas" said Pippin, Merry elbowing him.

"He slapped Lord Stark's daughter" retorted Legolas..

"He did, did he"

All heads turned towards Lord Stark, who was now awake.

"How are you feeling?" asked Aragorn.

"My leg, it's fully healed" he said in wonder as he felt around his leg.

"It was Queen's Lucy that healed you" said Caspian, who to Ned sounded like a Dornish man.

"Thank you" Ned said to Lucy.

"It's nothing Lord Stark" said Lucy.

"Now that we've freed you Lord Stark, can we please go meet your son so we can get away from this awful city" said Sam, who didn't like Lord Stark's infected leg or the fact that a woman was hit.

"No, we must get Sansa and Arya" said Ned as he got onto his feet.

"Lord Stark, Lady Sansa won't be hurt. She is the only thing the Lannisters will have to bargain with" said Gandalf.

"But Arya, I can't leave Arya in the streets of King's Landing. She'll be killed if not rape first" said Ned.

"Lord Stark is right" said Luke.

"We'll search the city tomorrow, though it will most likely be harder with the Lord Stark's escape and Joffrey's near assassination attempt" said Aragorn, throwing a wry smile at Legolas.

"It won't be that hard, we have the Marauder's Map to search with" said Harry.

"Yes, well-" started Luke.

"RWAAR" growled Chewbacca softly. Lord Stark was still amazed at the furry brute, he was even bigger than Gregor Clegane the Mountain. It was still a mystery to him how Han could communicate with him.

"What is it Chewie?" asked Pippin.

"He says there is a bird coming this way, though he says it isn't one from this part of the woods, or any part for that matter" said Threepio as Artoo beeped something to him.

All head turned towards where Chewbacca was pointing. At once, a snowy white owl flew down and landed on Harry's shoulder, a message tied around it's leg.

"Hedwig" Harry said in a mixture of surprise and delight.

"Who?" asked Merry.

"Harry's pet owl" said Neville.

"How'd she get to Westeros?" asked Ginny.

"Hush, Harry. Read the letter around her leg" said Gandalf.

Harry took the message off of Hedwig and started reading.

"Lord Stark.

I don't know if this bird will get this to you, but just incase it does, here what I have to say. I found your daughter at the Statue of Baelor. I took her with me, clipped her hair to pass her off as a boy, and I'm now taking her to Winterfell to give to your family. If I see you again, we'll share a drink on how you escape. Keep safe.

Yoren"

Harry handed the letter to Ned to read over himself. He read it twice before cracking a grin.

"Arya is safe"

"Good for you Lord Stark" said Frodo.

"And good for me, I can't stand this place" said Jack.

"So what's our plan now?" asked Leia.

"Lord Stark, this is your country so you should decide how we should travel" said Frodo.

"You do have the right of it Lord Stark" said Luke.

"...We should try to meet up with Yoren when he leaves the city. I won't feel completely relax until I see Arya" said Ned.

"And what do you think this Yoren will say once we join him?" asked Gandalf, always thinking ahead of the situation.

"Yoren is a good man, once we meet up with him, he'll keep your secret"

"We'll trust your words for now, Lord Stark" said Elizabeth.

"And besides, the Country will be filled with bandits and Lannister men, I think Yoren might be attacked unless he was guarded well" said Ned.

"It's settle then" said Luke.

"Good, now good night" said Boromir as he moved to were he was going to sleep.

As everyone moved to go to sleep, Ned just laid back against the tree, his thoughts on how much was happening to him.