Tyrion Lannister whistled while he and Bronn the sellsword traveled through the forests as they walked away from the Eyrie. How Tyrion Lannister got here? It started when Tyrion traveled with Robert, Jaime, Cersei, Joffrey, Myrcella, Tommen, Clegane, and the rest of them to Winterfell. When everyone left for King's Landing, Tyrion left to go to the Wall with Jon Snow and Benjen Stark, Tyrion wanting to see the big historical landmark at least once in his life. While there, he befriended Ned's Bastard son and the Night's Watch recruiter Yoren. On his way back to King's Landing with Yoren, Tyrion gave Bran Stark a saddle at Winterfell to help adjust to his new situation of being a cripple. As he said to Robb Stark before he left, he had a special place in his heart for cripples, bastards, and broken things. When he got to the Crossroads Inn, Catelyn Stark arrested him for the charges of attempting to kill Bran Stark.

When he, Lady Stark, and whatever men she brought with them arrived at the Vale, it was down to only him, Lady Stark, Ser Rodrik, Bronn, and several others that survived the attacks by the mountain clans of the Vale. When he was brought before Lysa Arryn, he was lucky he didn't jump out a moon door. When he demanded a trial by combat, he was lucky Bronn took the offer to fight for him. When he killed Ser Vardis, Tyrion was free to go.

Now they faced a new problem.

Tyrion and Bronn had to cross through the lands of the Vale in order to leave. It wouldn't of done him any good to stay since Lady Stark seemed convince that Tyrion tried to kill her son. Now he and Bronn had to risk the chance of running into a shadowcat or any of the Mountain Clans of the Vale. If he and Bronn were to face the dangers of the Vale, he might as well put on a cheerful front.

"Will you shut up" said Bronn to Tyrion about his whistling.

"The hill tribes all around here" said Bronn.

"If I'm going to die, may as well be with a song in my heart" said Tyrion.

"I should just take your food and leave you here" said Bronn.

"Ay" said Tyrion.

"What would you do then?" asked Bronn

"Starve most likely"

"...You don't think I do it do ya?"

Tyrion and Bronn then stopped walking, with Tyrion facing Bronn.

"What do you want Bronn? Gold, women...Golden women. Stick with me and you'll have them all. For as long as I'm around and not a moment longer. But you knew that, that is why you valiantly took up arms to defend my honor" said Tyrion as he and Bronn continued walking.

"Fair enough, but don't go looking for me to bend the knee and milord ya every time you take a shit. I'm not your toddy and I'm not your friend"

"Though I would treasure your friendship, I'm mainly interested in your facility with murder. And if the day ever comes when your attempted to sell me out, remember this. Whatever there price, I'll beat it. I like living" said Tyrion as he started whistling again.

But the whistling stopped when Tyrion caught something laying against a tree, covered in leafs from head to toe.

"What is it?" asked Bronn.

"You see that thing against the tree? The one with leafs all over it" said Tyrion.

"...Aye"

"What do you think it is?" asked Tyrion.

"Something covered by a pile of leafs" said Bronn.

"I meant what's under all of those leafs"

"I'll take a look if it will shut you up" said Bronn as he and Tyrion moved towards the thing. When Bronn brushed all the leafs off, Tyrion saw what it was and couldn't believe what he was seeing.

It was a man, or at least a man's armor. It was all grey with special patterns all over it, with special items strapped in in several places.

"Is the man dead?" asked Tyrion.

"Only one way to find out" said Bronn as he removed the man's helmet. Underneath was a man's head, with black hair and several scars all over, showing that this man was an experience soldier.

"Is he alive?" asked Tyrion as Bronn checked the pulse in his neck.

"...He's alive" said Bronn as he handed the man's helmet to Tyrion. The helmet too was oddly made. While most helmets and helms had at least the face left uncovered, this man's helmet covered his entire head.

"Where do you think he's from?" asked Bronn.

"If I had to guess, I say Volantis. Though I could be wrong, I've never been to Volantis" said Tyrion as he inspected the helmet.

And before anyone could say anything more, the man suddenly moved and brought his left hand to his wrist on the right. At once, a blast of some sort shot out. He shot out between Bronn and Tyrion. Both were so shocked that Tyrion dropped the man's helmet and Bronn quickly unsheathed one of his swords.

"...Who are you?" asked the man.

"I am Tyrion, son of Tywin of Clan Lannister. And this is Bronn" said Tyrion as he cautiously introduced himself and Bronn to the stranger. The man stared at them for a few seconds before lowering his hands.

"I've never heard of this Tywin guy" said the man.

"...Then your not from around here. Now if I may ask, who are you?" asked Tyrion, staying close to Bronn.

"Boba Fett, greatest Bounty Hunter to ever live" said the man.

"Now I never heard of you" said Bronn. Boba was about to raise his hands again towards Bronn, but Tyrion intervened.

"Now gents, I believe we should get to know each other before we decide to do anything" said Tyrion as he picked up Boba's helmet and handed it back to him. He put it on as he stared at Tyrion.

"Fair enough" said Boba.

"As long as he doesn't shoot me" said Bronn as he sheathed his sword.

"Good, now Boba, if I may ask, where are you from?" asked Tyrion.

"Let's save that for when we set up camp, night's going to come soon" said Boba He was right, the sky was slightly turning back, and it wouldn't be good to not make camp for the night.

"Fair enough" said Tyrion.

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When Bronn returned with the firewood, Boba returned with a goat.

"Fine goat you got us Boba" said Tyrion as Boba sat down and started skinning the goat.

"I've hunted womp rats bigger than this thing" said Boba as he took the skin off the goat's head.

"What's a womp rat?" asked Bronn as he started a fire.

"Never mind, now tell us Boba. What are you doing lying under a pile of leafs in the Vale?" asked Tyrion.

"I don't remember"

"How do you not remember appearing in a forest?" asked Bronn.

"I appeared here out of nowhere. I've never even heard of the Vale or this Westeros"

Now Tyrion was confused. How Boba could not know Westeros at all when it's one of the most famous part of the Known World. Maybe Boba had amnesia. No. Boba didn't act like a man with amnesia.

"What's the last thing you remember?" asked Tyrion.

"I was at Jabba the Hutt's Sail Barge"

"Jibba the what now?" asked Bronn.

"I guess I should explain a bit more. I'm not from this planet"

"What do you mean?" asked Tyrion.

"I'm from one of the planets in the sky"

"Like the moon or the sun?"

"Something like that, except the worlds I've been too have many people on them like this one"

"So not only are there other planets out there, but many of them have life on them?" asked Tyrion.

"Yes" answered Boba.

"So which one are you from?" asked Bronn.

"The planet Kamino. The home of the cloning facility"

"Cloning?" asked Tyrion.

"Cloning is when you make copies of people"

"Copies?"

"If I take some of your hair or blood or skin or any part of you, and use special bits of technology, I can make a person that is exactly like you" said Boba.

"...I don't believe I would like Kamino very much" said Tyrion.

"You wouldn't. The entire planet rains all the time. Every hour and every day on every part of the planet" said Boba.

"Sounds like a gloomy planet you live on" said Bronn.

"It wasn't easy to live there. The odd part for you is that I myself am a clone"

"...So someone made of copy of you? If I may be bold enough to ask, who cloned you?" asked Tyrion.

"A man named Jango Fett. Jango was the best bounty hunter then, before Mace Windu killed him"

"I am sorry" said Tyrion.

"Don't be, it's been 26 year since then" said Boba.

"So after someone snuffed out your father, what you'd do then?" asked Bronn.

"I took his place as the best bounty hunter in the Galaxy. It was a good life until I took a deal I would later regret"

"What would that be?" asked Tyrion.

"To find Han Solo and bring him to Jabba the Hutt, an alien gangster that wanted Solo because Solo didn't pay Jabba the money he owed him. I found Solo and took him back to Jabba's. But Solo's friends came and try to free him. During the scuttle, I was knocked into a pit and eaten by the Sarlacc"

"You were eaten?" asked Tyrion in disbelief.

"Yes, I was"

"How'd you get out?" asked Bronn.

"I don't know. The last thing I remember was being inside the Sarlacc before ending up in that forest" said Boba.

"So no idea?" asked Tyrion.

"No idea" confirmed Boba.

"So what are you going to do now Fett?" asked Bronn.

"Well since I don't have a ship to get off this planet, I guess I'm stuck here" said Boba as he stretched his arms and put them behind his head.

"...Boba Fett, I've got a proposition for you" said Tyrion.

"...What kind of proposition?" asked Boba.

"Me and Bronn are on are way back to meet up with my father. The journey there may be hard, so I might want an extra hand or two to keep me safe" said Tyrion.

"And what do I get in return for helping a midget live?" said Boba.

"My family is the richest in all of Westeros. We have our own Gold mines and it is said that our family is so rich that my father shits gold" said Tyrion.

"Ha, I like your sense of humor" said Boba.

"So you see the opportunities I can give you. You can come with me and be my body guard, and I'll make you extremely wealthy, maybe even a lordship if you play your cards right" said Tyrion.

"Keep your lordship, all I'm interested in is riches and fighting. All right, I guess I'll play your bodyguard. But be warned, if you become worthless to be or I find a way off this planet, this deal is terminated" said Boba.

"I wouldn't dream of it" said Tyrion as he took Boba's hand and shook it.

"Glad that's settled" said Bronn "And if the shadowcats come to kill us, at least they'll have a hard time eating you"

"Now, while we help ourselves to this goat, let me teach you both 'The Rains of Castamere' to entertain ourselves" said Tyrion.

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"Aslan, can you believe this?" asked Yaylanna.

"I find it an odd thing to happen to our plans. Though it could of been worse. Boba Fett could of ended up with Cersei or Tywin" said Aslan.

"But isn't Tyrion still a Lannister?" asked Yaylanna.

"Yaylanna, you can sense the darkness in people. Do you see any in Tyrion Lannister?" asked Aslan.

Yaylanna looked at the hole in the air, watching as he and Bronn started singing the Rains of Castamere as Boba watched.

"...No. I sense some bitterness and maybe a bit of lechery. But I don't sense any real darkness in Tyrion"

"That is because Tyrion was treated differently in his family. While Jaime and Cersei were spoiled, Tyrion was shunned. One for his dwarf-like status, and the other being that he killed his mother in childbirth. If Tyrion makes it out of those woods, then there might be a chance that House Lannister could be redeemed. Meanwhile, there is another problem" said Aslan.

"What now Aslan?" asked Yaylanna in concern.

"When I inspected Boba Fett's appearance in Westeros, I discovered that there are holes in the portals between the worlds, for they have been used too much"

"Holes?"

"Yes, now random people may enter Westeros at any given time"

"Oh, I do hope no one Wicked comes through" said Yaylanna as she hugged Aslan's hairy mane.

"I do too Young Daughter, I do too" said Aslan.