Boba walked through the Lannister camp as he searched for Tyrion's tent. He wanted to find him quick and relax because his wrist hurt after punching Gregor Clegane in the jaw. What happened was that Boba was strolling through the camps looking around to see what the Lannisters had to offer. Impressive for primitives, but it was nothing compared to the Empire. Palpatine could easily have this many men in one Stormtrooper unit, and there were hundreds of units, more being made everyday. At first, all of those Stormtroopers were all made of one genetic sample, Jango Fett. But after awhile, they started using other humans for cloning too. The last time Boba saw Mandalorian clones in tanks, they were clones of himself. He shot the cloners and destroyed all of the clones. Now the only clones of Jango Fett were in Vader's Fist, of the 501st Legion, Darth Vader's soldiers.

While he was taking his stroll, he saw Gregor and his men, Polliver, Weasel, Shitmouth, and all the rest of them. Gregor was raping a girl, no older than fourteen. Boba might of been a cutthroat, but he had a code and his honor. Then Boba went to talk to them, trying to end the rape quickly. Gregor found his words annoying and spat on his helmet. Boba responded by punching Gregor in the jaw. He might have a swollen tongue for a day or two, but at least he didn't need his mouth to fight and fuck. After he punched Gregor, he took the girl and told her to stay away from the Mountain. The thanks the girl gave didn't do anything for his throbbing wrist.

As he was walking to Tyrion's tent, a boy suddenly got in front of him and looked at the ground, almost like he was regretting this.

"What do you want boy?" asked Boba.

"S-sir, I'm P- Podrick Payne" said Podrick.

"And?"

"I was told by Lord K-Kevan to find anyone serving under Lord T- Tyrion"

"Why?"

"B-because I was told I- I was going to be his... squire" said Podrick.

Boba just frowned under his helmet. He understood that Tywin hated Tyrion and wouldn't mind him dead. That's probably why he and his men were placed on the Vanguard, they were the expendable soldiers. He understood completely why they gave Tyrion a squire even though he wasn't a knight, it was a jest. A stutter boy for the dwarf lord. Perfect.

"Well kid, Lord Tyrion is a proper man. He's nothing like those shit knights like Clegane. So I need to understand what you do for him before you serve him" said Boba. Boba didn't know why, but he would try to make Podrick a proper soldier for Tyrion. Boba himself was probably as young as Podrick when he started his bounty hunter career.

"I'm suppose to pour his drinks, make sure his wardrobe is clean and presentable, clean out his chamber pot, saddle his horse, deliver his letters, and fight beside him during any battles he's in" said Podrick. At least he knew what he had to do.

"Good, now can you fight?"

"I-I-I been taught sir"

"Keep your sirs, I'm Boba Fett to you"

"Yes Lord Boba"

"No Lord"

"...Apologies Boba Fett" said Podrick nervously, afraid that his next words might offend Boba.

"Good, now come along" said Boba as he continued his way to Tyrion's tent, Podrick following after him. He was about to enter it when Bronn suddenly came out.

"Hey Fett" said Bronn as he approached Boba.

"Bronn, is Tyrion busy?" asked Boba.

"He's busy fucking at the moment" replied Bronn.

"That's another thing my new employer has in common with Jabba. They like girls. The only difference is Jabba's girls were slaves not prostitutes" said Boba.

"Well at least I picked out a good one...Who's this?"

"This is Podrick Payne, Lord Halfman's new squire"

"My lord" said Podrick as he bowed at Bronn.

"Not a Lord, and Tyrion isn't a knight" said Bronn.

"It doesn't matter" said Boba.

"So, ready for tomorrow?" asked Bronn.

"After some practicing with Clegane, I think I'm ready" said Boba.

"What practiced?"

"I punched him in the face"

"Swell"

Boba, Bronn, and Podrick turned and saw Tyrion coming out of his tent.

"I thought you were fucking" said Bronn.

"I was kissing and about to fuck Shae, but by chance I heard Boba here. It's not a good idea to anger the Mountain you know" said Tyrion.

"I don't like little girls being rape"

"I didn't said I disapproved, I'm saying that what you did was rash"

"If your telling me to being careful of the Mountain you can forget it, I fought Wookiees and Trandoshans and other creatures so big that they would make Clegane 'Ser Gregor the Molehill', and all in large groups and I always live to tell the tale" said Boba "Anyways, I got a gift from your Uncle Kevin"

"Kevan" corrected Tyrion.

"Whatever" said Boba as Tyrion looked at Podrick "Don't worry. I checked him over, he's decent enough"

"...What is your name?"

"Podrick Payne my Lord" said Podrick.

"Well Pod, I'm happy to say that serving me will be an easy task. I'm quite pleasant to the people who serve me" said Tyrion.

"Yes my Lord"

"Good, now come Pod, I think you can pour me some wine before I return to Shae" said Tyrion as he and Pod went over to his tent, Bronn and Tyrion following.

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Boba watched as Tyrion came out of his tent after Bronn woke him, fully armored. The Northmen stole the night and is now approaching. Tywin Lannister was a wise man, but he shouldn't underestimate his opponents. Boba underestimated a blind man and got eaten for it. Fett didn't really hate Solo for that since Boba imprisoned him in carbonite for a good time, but Boba would repay for that. From what Boba knew of Robb Stark, he was a Green boy that was going to war to save his father's head and mother's lands. Boba knew that during all of the fighting, he was going to keep an eye out for Robb Stark, since most wars ended with the capture or death of their leaders. It would of been simpler to kill him, but Tyrion told him to capture only. It had something to do with Robb's bastard brother Jon Snow, but Boba didn't really care.

Boba marched behind Tyrion as they and Bronn walked towards the Hill tribes.

"Stay low" said Bronn.

"...Stay low?" said Tyrion.

"He doesn't need help in that regard" said Boba.

"If your lucky no one will notice you" said Bronn.

"I was born lucky" said Tyrion.

The three soon arrived at where the Hill tribes were.

"Tribesmen of the Vale, gather around" said Tyrion. The wildlings quickly surrounded them. "Stone Crows, Black Ears, Burned Men, Moon Brothers-" some hill tribesman shouted something to Tyrion "-and painted dogs. Your demimonde over the Vale begins now. Onward, to claim what is yours" said Tyrion. Shagga then banged his axes together.

"Halfman" he shouted. Soon every Hill tribesmen was shouting the word.

"To battle" said Tyrion. The Hill Tribes then charged, Bronn running with them. Boba was to stay at Tyrion's side to protect the Halfman. While the tribesmen ran, Boba felt something hit the ground next to him. When he turned to see what it was, he saw it was Tyrion, knocked out from a stray hammer to the face from a tribesmen charging with the hammer at his waist. Boba watched as Tyrion got stepped on as the tribesmen kept running. Boba waited until the Hill tribes were all down charging on Tyrion, shaking his head as he put Tyrion over his shoulder like a potato sack.

"Time to make an entrance" said Boba. Boba then activated his jet-pack as he carried Tyrion. Boba Fett could feel the stares he was receiving as he flew over the charging Hill Tribes. All that mattered was striking fear in the hearts of the Northmen. When Boba flew near the charging Northmen, he counted them. As hard as it was, it wasn't that hard to count them all. For it was because it wasn't 22,000 Northmen, it was simply 2,000.

"A trick" said Boba as he landed in front of the Northmen, activating his wrist-torch at the poor Northmen.

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"Ready?" whispered Robb.

"Ready" said Orion. He, Robb, Sao Feng, Greatjon Umber, Theon, Gibbs, and all the rest of the Northmen and Pirates waited for Rickard Karstark's signal for them to proceed. The plan was to surprise attack Jaime as the Northmen lured him into the Whispering Woods, where even more Northmen waited for them. The signal was easy, for Cotton was part of Lord Karstark's forces.

"There it is" said Theon as he pointed towards Cotton's parrot fly towards them away from the Whispering Woods.

"Sail anchor, Sail anchor" squawked the parrot.

"Now" said Robb.

"CHARGE!" screamed Greatjon Umber as he ran towards the forest, Robb and his forces right behind them. When they entered the woods, Robb saw many red cloaked soldiers either running away or fighting to the death. Robb immediately jumped into the fray, killing two Lannister men from behind before engaging another one. Orion pulled out two slender swords in each hand, cutting away at many men. The benefit of being a Portal Master was that he could observe the fighting styles of each world, improving his fighting style and making him as dangerous of a fighter as Jaime Lannister himself, though he wasn't as good as a Jedi or a Wizard. Still, ten men layed dead already as he was about to help Theon, who was dangerously close to Jaime Lannister, but before he could a sword pierced his shoulder. Orion let out a gasp of pain before turning towards the man who stabbed him.

"Fucking sellsword" said the man, probably assuming he was a man for hired since he wore non-northern clothing. He was about to take another shot at Orion when suddenly a grey being jumped at him and tore his guts out.

"Thank you Grey Wind" said Orion to the Direwolf before engaging a man with a spear. The pirates in the fight had the edge in the fight since they fought dirtier than the Lannister men, along with the fact that they had pistols. Pintel and Raghetti were currently fighting back to back against a pair of Lannister men, Cotton was using his empty rifle as a bludgeoning weapon to whack a man from behind, Marty fired his rifle as he was sent backwards, and Sao Feng's pirates fired their guns into the sides of the Lannisters. Jaime himself was about to kill one of Rickard's sons when suddenly a sword caught his as he was about to end the Karstark. Jaime turned and saw he just engaged Sao Feng.

"Are you ready to die?" asked Jaime playfully.

"Death is yours Jaime Lannister" said Sao Feng as he fought Jaime. Jaime blocked four swings before he started going on the offense. Sao Feng was a brutal fighter himself. The title of Pirate Lord wasn't for nothing and Sao Feng was dangerous, especially since he was fighting with just one hand on his sword. After several minutes of exchanging blows, Feng punched Jaime with his spare hand and then kicked him in the groin. Jaime fell after the assault. Feng watched as Jaime tried to get up.

"And your the best of this army" said Feng disdainfully, spiting at the top of Jaime's head. Jaime just gritted his teeth and leapt back up, continuing the duel between the two. Jaime however was mad, hating the man that humiliated him during a battle.

As the battle got more intense, a shot was fired from somewhere. Before Sao Feng knew, Jaime fell to the ground with a gasp of pain. A bullet shot was in the back of Jaime's leg, blood pouring out fast. Sao Feng looked towards the shooter and saw it was Gibbs.

"I did not ask for your help" said Sao Feng as he sheathed his sword.

"But I did, so why bother continuing this debate" said Gibbs. Robb, Orion and his men surrounded Jaime. Half of his men were dead or fleeing to Tywin to regroup.

"Kingslayer" said Robb.

"...Boy" said Jaime as he massaged his leg.

"Your in luck Kingslayer, your going to visit the inside of Riverrun's cell"

"How is that luck?" asked Jaime.

"Because the other choice is to join them" said Robb as he pointed towards the dead men on the ground. He then turned towards Gibbs "Mr. Gibbs, you just wounded the Kingslayer in the leg. My father was wounded in a similar event during his stay in King's Landing. For giving the Kingslayer a taste of justice, I thank"

"T'were my pleasure Lord Stark" said Gibbs.

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"Your a shit warrior" said Bronn as Tyrion started to awake. Tyrion saw he was being pulled in a flat wooden wagon.

"I'm alive?" said Tyrion.

"Your alive" confirmed Bronn.

"Did we win?" asked Tyrion.

"We wouldn't be having this conversation if we didn't" said Bronn "Right Boba"

"Fuck off"

Tyrion turned his head towards the Bounty Hunter and found he was plucking arrows out of his arm.

"What happened to you?" asked Tyrion.

"I was defending your dwarf ass was what I was doing" said Boba as he pulled out another arrow.

"...Thank you Boba" said Tyrion. "How did our Tribesmen do?"

"Yeah" said Bronn as he nodded towards something, indicating Tyrion to look. He then noticed that he was around the prisoners of the Northmen. He saw that some Hill Tribesmen were beating a man as Chella was cutting the ears off another one.

"It's nice to see them getting along" said Tyrion.

"Your wounded"

Tyrion, Bronn, and Boba turned and saw Tywin and several other men riding next to them.

"Good of you to notice" said Tyrion "I hear we won"

"Heh, the scouts were wrong. There were 2,000 Stark men not twenty" said Tywin.

"Did we get the Stark boy at least?" asked Tyrion. Boba knew what Tywin was about to say next.

"He wasn't here"

"Where was he?" asked Tyrion.

"With his other 18,000 men" said Tywin as he rode away.

"...And were are they?" asked Tyrion.

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Catelyn waited with Ser Rodrick and Anamaria for Robb to return.

"We should go my lady" said Ser Rodrick.

"No" said Cat.

"...My lady" said Ser Rodrick.

"Look" said Anamaria.

Cat and Rodrick turned and saw that several men on horses were riding towards them, several carrying the Direwolf of House Stark. In front was Robb with Grey Wind at his side, Orion at his left with Sao Feng at his right. Cat smiled at seeing her son alive. When the Northmen and Pirates arrived, Jaime was dropped in front of her.

"By the time they knew what was happening it had already happened" said Robb as he dismounted and got next to Cat.

"Lady Stark. I offer you my sword but I seemed to have lost it" said Jaime.

"It is not your sword I want. Give me my daughters back. Give me my husband" said Cat.

"...I lost them too I'm afraid" said Jaime.

"Kill him Robb. Send his head to his father" said Theon "He cut down ten of our men before Feng got him. You saw him"

"He's more used to us alive then dead" said Robb.

"Take him away and put him in irons" said Cat. Theon and Tai Huang got Jaime onto his feet, but Jaime started towards Robb, ignoring the pain in his leg.

"We could end this war right now boy" said Jaime "Save thousands of lives. You fight for the Starks, I fight for the Lannisters. Swords or lances, teeth, nails, choose your weapons. And let's end this here and now"

"...If we did it your way Kingslayer, you'd win" said Robb. He took one look at Orion, who nodded at him, before he turned back to Jaime "But were not doing it your way"

"Come on pretty man" said Greatjon Umber as he pulled Jaime away. The men cheered as Jaime was led away, Theon walking towards Robb.

"I've sent 2,000 men to their graves today" said Robb.

"The bards will sing songs of their sacrifice" said Theon.

"Aye, but the dead won't hear them" said Robb.

"But their love ones will" said Orion.

Robb nodded at him before turning towards the rest of the men. "One victory does not make us conquerors . Is my father safe from the Lannisters? Did we rescue my sisters from the Queen? Did we free the North from those who want us on our knees? This war is far from over"

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Boba and Bronn waited inside Tyrion's tent as Podrick cleaned Tyrion's armor.

"So Lord Stark is free" said Bronn.

"He could of been helpful against the Stark's" said Boba.

"He could of" said Bronn.

"Tyrion's back" said Boba as Tyrion entered the tent "Well?"

"Our chances of making peace with the North is now impossible. Ned Stark is freed and the North still remembers that my sister killed his men"

"You still have the girls" said Bronn.

"Yes but, would you trade two girls for a knight like Jaime?"

"You couldn't pay me enough to make that happen" said Boba.

"Well, pack your swords and small clothes, were off for King's Landing" said Tyrion.

"Why?" asked Bronn.

"My father has named me Hand of the King in his place. I'm to make sure that Joffrey doesn't screw up anymore" said Tyrion "You both up for it?"

"As long as I'm paid" said Bronn.

"Same here" said Boba.

"Good, because I'll need you both if I'm to survive my sister" said Tyrion.