The guys were at a bar, just hanging out and having drinks.
"Hey guys, we should have a road trip", Peter said.
"Yeah, that sounds fun, Peter!", Quagmire said.
"I could go for that", said Cleveland.
"Gee, I don't know", said Joe, "I'm busy with...work".
"Joe, there are tons of police officers, I'm sure they'll be okay with one going on vacation", Quagmire said, annoyed.
"Yeah but I...I just got so many things going on", said Joe.
"What's going on? You're always flaking out on us", said Quagmire.
"Like when?", asked Joe.
"Like the time you left while we were playing tennis?", asked Peter.
***FLASHBACK***
The guys were ready to go play tennis. Then Joe rolled in.
"Hey gu-", suddenly Joe smelt something. "Sorry guys, I gotta go!"
Joe rolled away to their surprise.
***END FLASHBACK***
"I forgot I had to do something with Bonnie", Joe said suspiciously.
"And what about that time you didn't come with us to Six Flags?", asked Cleveland.
***FLASHBACK***
The guys were waiting for Joe at Six Flags. Suddenly Peter's phone rang and he picked it up.
"Hello?", answered Peter.
"Sorry Peter, I was in a car accident, I can't come", said Joe via cell phone.
"Oh my god, are you okay?!", asked Peter, worried.
"Yeah, my car just won't start. I have to take it to the shop", said Joe.
"That...that's not a car accident. Even I know that", said Peter.
"IT IS TO ME, OKAY?!", shouted Joe.
***END FLASHBACK***
"And now that I think about it, you also act weird whenever we go to the gym together", said Quagmire, wondering.
***FLASHBACK***
The guys were getting into their gym gear when suddenly Joe started rolling towards the handicapped stall.
"I'll be right out, I just don't like changing in front of other people", Joe said.
Then he rolled to the handicapped stall and looked around suspiciously. He then slowly closed the door.
***END FLASHBACK***
"What's the problem?! I just don't like getting undressed in front of people, is that such a crime?!", Joe asked angrily.
"We'd believe you if you didn't have such a pattern of flaking out on us!", Quagmire said, annoyed. "Seriously, why are you so flaky?! Are you hiding something?!"
That was it. Joe had enough.
"I'M NOT HIDING ANYTHING!", Joe shouted then rolled away in a huff to his friends' shock.
"Wow, I didn't expect things to go that way", Quagmire said.
"I know...", said Peter.
"Should we apologize?", asked Quagmire.
"Let's give him some time to calm down then we'll go apologize", Cleveland said.
Later on, the guys were walking towards Joe's house, about to apologize to him.
In Joe's house, Joe Swanson was lying on a table in nothing but his blue shirt and a diaper. Bonnie was hovering over him, about to change him, when she heard the doorbell ring.
"I'll be right back", Bonnie said.
She went downstairs and opened the door to find Peter, Cleveland, and Quagmire at their doorstep.
"Hey Bonnie, can we please talk to Joe?", asked Quagmire.
"Oh, he'll be down in a few minutes. He just has to get his diaper changed first", Bonnie said bluntly.
Suddenly, the guy's eyes went wide. Then they started chuckling. First, they were just chuckling a little bit. Then they full out laughed in her face.
"Umm...what's so funny?", Bonnie asked, confused.
"Joe wears diapers?!", Peter asked, while laughing.
"He didn't tell you?", Bonnie asked, worried.
"No, he didn't tell us!", Quagmire told her while laughing.
Then they calmed down. Suddenly, the guys got an idea in their mind and looked at each other.
"Hey Bonnie, now that we know Joe wears diapers, do you mind if we change him instead?!", Peter asked.
Bonnie lit up.
"You...you guys really want to do that?", Bonnie asked.
"Sure, anything to help a friend out", Peter said then winked at Quagmire and Cleveland.
"Okay then, you can change him", Bonnie said excitedly.
Bonnie didn't care that they were up to no good. She was just happy to not have to change a grown, buff man's diaper for once.
Joe was still lying on the changing table, waiting for Bonnie to come back. But Bonnie didn't come back. Instead Peter, Quagmire, and Cleveland walked in.
"D'aww, did the wittle baby make a poopie in his diapee?!", Peter cooed.
"You guys?! Where's Bonnie?!", Joe asked, annoyed.
"She had an important phone call and needed someone else to help take care of you", Quagmire said in a loving tone.
"And, being the good friends we are, decided to pitch in", Cleveland said proudly.
"Yeah, good friends, sure", Joe said sarcastically.
Peter walked over to Joe.
"Wow that's one stinky diaper! Did you make your doo doo's?! Huh, Joey?", Peter cooed.
Joe grunted.
"No, I didn't", Joe said, annoyed.
"I don't know, I smell doo doo's!", Peter said as he undid the diaper straps. He then picked up his legs and looked to see there was a pile of poop in his diaper.
"There they are! There's your doo doo's", Peter kept cooing, "you said you didn't have doo doo's but you do do, silly!"
"Shut up, Peter!", Joe shouted.
Peter gave the dirty diaper to Quagmire, who threw it in the trash. Peter took a baby wipe from the baby wipe box and started wiping Joe's ass. He then went started wiping his balls.
"Eww, I'm washing your balls! I feel gay!", Peter continued cooing.
After wiping his butt, he threw the wipes away. Cleveland then handed him a fresh diaper and he put it under Joe's ass. Peter then took the baby powder.
"Now I have to powder the baby's butt with baby powder!", Peter said, rubbing it in.
"I'M NOT A BABY!", Joe shouted.
"Says the man wearing diapers", Peter teased.
Joe just grunted. After powdering his butt, Peter strapped the diaper onto him.
"There, all done", Peter cooed.
Peter, Quagmire, and Cleveland joined together, all looking down at Joe like a group of adults would look at a baby.
"Look at him guys, the butt monkey of the group", Peter pointed out, "the one friend that keeps us together by making fun of him".
Joe crossed his arms and grunted.
"Don't remind me", Joe said, annoyed.
"It's so nice to have someone who we can keep around to tease all the time", Cleveland said.
"And this just gives us even more incentive to make fun of him", Quagmire pointed out.
"Why do I hang out with you guys?", Joe asked.
"Because you love us!", Peter teased.
"Yeah, yeah", Joe said, defeated.
Peter looked at Quagmire and Cleveland.
"Okay guys, let's all go to the bar", Peter said.
Suddenly the three guys left, leaving Joe on the changing table.
"Wait, guys? Guys? Aren't you going to bring me to the bar too? Or at least put my pants on? Guys?", Joe asked.
But they didn't come back. Joe crawled off the table. He then took his pants, which were on a chair next to the changing table, and taped them using tape that was also on the chair. He got on the chair and slid his legs into the pants. He then unstrapped the tapes and got on his wheelchair, which was next to the chair.
"BONNIE?!", Joe shouted.
Bonnie ran in.
"Yes Joe?", Bonnie asked meekly.
"How the hell could you let the guys change me without MY permission?!", Joe asked angrily.
"I'm...I'm sorry", Bonnie said.
"They touched my balls and ass for crying out loud! It's like you almost let them rape me!", Joe kept saying angrily.
"I wasn't thinking, I was just tired", said Bonnie.
"Well you should've thought. Now I have to confront them and hope they don't totally kill my reputation!", said Joe.
Joe then angrily rolled away. Joe was rolling towards the bar when two kids were standing there, staring at him.
"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!", Joe shouted.
"Umm, is it true you wear a diaper? I mean, I thought grown ups weren't supposed to wear diapers, I'm 10 and I definitely don't wear a diaper so...do you?", asked the kid.
Joe couldn't believe what he was hearing. Suddenly the other kid opened the tip of his jeans and saw a diaper.
"Yep, that's a diaper all right!", said the kid.
Joe shooed the kid away.
"Hey, get out of here!", Joe said, "I'm eye level with you, I can still kick your ass!"
Scared, the two kids ran away and Joe rolled into the bar. Suddenly everyone started laughing at him. Horace walked up to him.
"D'aww, does someone need a sippy cup?", asked Horace.
The bar laughed again.
"GUYS!", Joe shouted angrily then rolled to Peter, Cleveland, and Quagmire.
"I think someone's here for their nappy wappy", Peter cooed.
The bar laughed yet again.
"Or maybe he needs his bottle", Quagmire cooed to the bar's laughter.
"SHUT UP!", Joe shouted.
"Wow, someone's cranky. Do you need your paci?", Cleveland cooed and. The. Bar. Laughed.
"STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!", Joe shouted, not being able to take it anymore. "HA HA, I GET IT! I WEAR A DIAPER! LET'S ALL MAKE FUN OF THE DIAPER WEARING CRIPPLE! HA! HA!"
Suddenly everyone just shut their mouths.
"Sorry Joe, it's just that-", Quagmire started.
"JUST WHAT?!", Joe shouted.
"It's just that you kept hiding this from us", Quagmire said. "Why?"
"Because I knew you'd make fun of me for it!", Joe said.
"Well, if you just told us, we can't promise we wouldn't make fun of you but it wouldn't have gotten this big", Cleveland said.
"Really?", Joe asked.
"Yeah, we would've just kept it between us, we promise", Peter said.
"But we did take it too far. We shouldn't have gone in there and changed you without your permission", Cleveland said.
"And we shouldn't have told everyone, even as a joke. We're sorry about that", Quagmire said.
"Well thanks guys", Joe said, "And I'm sorry for keeping it a secret from you guys. Now that you know, you mind if we go on that road trip? That is...if you don't mind having to change me".
"Of course", Quagmire said. "Let's do it!"
"ROAD TRIP!", All the guys shouted.
Months later, the guys went on a road trip. Joe was lying on two bags over his bed while Peter was changing his diaper. He undid the diaper straps. He then lifted Joe's legs and put the dirty diaper in a trash can next to the bed. Suddenly Quagmire walked in as Peter started wiping him.
"That hot tub was amazing! Now I'm gonna go shower", Quagmire said then noticed what Peter was doing with Joe. He crouched down to look eye level with Joe, "And take a shit in the toilet, something you can't do", Quagmire said as he booped Joe's nose. Joe sarcastically laughed while Peter laughed genuinely. Joe just rolled his eyes.
After wiping Joe, Peter slid a diaper under Joe. After that he powdered his butt and fastened the new diaper onto him. Suddenly Cleveland walked inside and saw Joe. He smirked and sat down next to Joe.
"Did Wittle Joe just get a new diapee?", Cleveland cooed.
"I thought you guys wouldn't do shit like this anymore", Joe said, grunting.
"No, we said we wouldn't tell strangers and that we were wrong for changing you without your permission", Cleveland explained.
"But we never said we could promise we would stop making fun of you", Peter said, "But we still care about you. It's just that, thanks to your specific disability, there are just some things you'll never be able to do. But we'll always be there to take care of you if those things occur", Peter said as he patted Joe's diaper.
"Yeah, well, thanks I guess", Joe said.
On their road trip, the guys did continue caring for Joe, getting things he couldn't reach, helping him out of cars, helping him place his wheelchair. And, yes, changing his diaper. And they sometimes teased him for it and sometimes didn't. And he tried not to mind.
Tried.
THE END