Cersei looked over to her door when she heard the knocking.

"Open it"

Lancel walked over to the door and opened it, her brother's hired thug walking in.

"Boba Fett"

The Mandalorian looked at Cersei through his helmet.

"Cersei"

"That's your grace to you sellsword" said Lancel.

"Like I care what she's called" said Boba.

"Ignoring your bluntness to Lords and Ladies" said Cersei "I wanted to ask you a few questions"

"Go ahead" said Boba as he strolled around the room "Ask away"

"Take a seat" said Cersei.

"No thanks, I'm in a jittery mood. And before you say it, I'm not going to quit working for Tyrion for you"

"My brother is a lecher and a dwarf"

"I've served worst" said Boba "In fact, he's probably one of my most beneficial bosses I've had"

"Then you've haven't had many bosses" said Cersei.

"You'd be surprised you I served"

"The point is" said Cersei "My brother will eventually fall, and if you stay with him, you'll fall too"

"And you think betraying him for you will be good for me" said Boba "But let me tell you something. I fully support Tyrion over you. And not just for the money. I see how the people look at you. How they talk about you and your diseased son. And what they want to do with you highborn shits. You will bring death and only an idiot can't see it. I'm no idiot"

Boba then got up and walked out the door. While Cersei fumed, she didn't notice that Boba left something.

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"So" said Stannis "That pirate friend of yours will sign up" said Stannis. Davos Seaworth arrived back at Dragonstone two days after his negotiation procedure with Salladhor Saan. Davos was now at a meeting with Stannis along with Queen Selyse and Melisandre.

"Yes. Salladhor will have his men fight for us, so long as they are properly paid" said Davos.

"The pirates should be lucky that Stannis wouldn't take there heads" said Selyse.

"Enough woman" said Stannis "Do you trust him?"

"Salladhor Saan is an old friend, I've known him thirty years. I've never trusted him, but once he gets the smell of gold he'll never stop"

"Well if he does his job he'll have his share"

"And if the pirate chooses to rob us instead?" questioned Selyse.

"Enough woman" said Stannis "Pirates seem to be a key reason why Tywin Lannister hasn't attacked Robb Stark from the Seas. This mysterious Sao Feng and his ten warships could be useful if Robb Stark ever decides to attack Casterly Rock"

"Then why not join up with Robb Stark?" said Davos.

"Because Robb Stark will only accept an alliance if we make peace with Renly" said Stannis "Renly has his head up in the clouds, he wouldn't see a peace between us unless he becomes the King and I withdraw my claim. And that will never happen"

"...Your grace knows what's best" said Davos "But I wish to inform you of something else"

"What?"

"I have brought with me several...men. They told me that they were stranded in Westeros and wish to return to there own country"

"And they wish for me to help them" said Stannis as he got what was to be done with him.

"King Stannis needs all the ships for invading King's Landing" said Selyse "These men you speak of obviously don't know-"

"I heard enough woman" said Stannis "I'll make my decision, but only after I see these men"

Davos nodded and knocked on the door, Palyor and his people on the other side waiting. When he opened the door, Palyor and his men scampered in. Selyse screamed upon seeing the possums and got out of her chair and backed away. Melisandre looked at the possums with a surprised stare. Obviously she wasn't as terrified of the animals as Selyse was, but was interested in the proceedings unfolding in the room. As for Stannis-

"Is this a crude joke Ser Davos? These are just possums"

"I disagree good sir" said Palyor, causing Stannis and the woman to stare at him "Me and my men are soldiers as well as any man could be"

"...You talked?"

"Better than some I see" said Palyor as he stared at Selyse, who took another step back.

"How can this be? Possums can't speak" said Stannis.

"Not here maybe. But in the land of Narnia, many animals talk and act in a civilize manner"

"...Do all animals talk?"

"No. There are many animals in Narnia that don't have the gift of speech, Dumb Beasts as we call them. We who can talk were told to act in the kindest manner or else we would one day be Dumb Beasts ourselves"

"You speak madness" said Stannis.

"Yet I still speak" said Palyor.

"Your Grace" said Melisandre "Might I question this... animal?"

"...You may"

Melisandre stood up and strode over to the possums. Palyor looked Melisandre in a tense manner. Even in Narnia possums feared fire. A pierce from a sword would kill you instantly, but fire makes pain last forever.

"Ask your question madame" said Palyor.

"What side do you fight for?"

"In this continent no one. In my own land I fight for Prince Caspian the Tenth, who wishes to bring peace to the Telmarines and Narnians. The Telmarines came into Narnia and invaded, led by Caspian the First, also known as Caspian the Conqueror. He and the Telmarines, which are humans as well as you are, forced us Narnians into the woods in exile. After thousands of years though, the boy Caspian fled to us, for his uncle, Miraz the Tyrant, wishes to dispose of him in favor of his own son. Caspian told all of us Narnians that if we made him King and disposed of Miraz, we would have our freedom. Me and my men, however, were caught in a storm and blown into the sea. By luck we were stranded in Westeros, even though Westeros isn't anywhere near Narnia"

Melisandre looked over Stannis.

"Leave us. I'll have some men find you some rooms to rest in"

"I thank you Your Grace"

Selyse bowed her head and strode out of the room as fast as she could. Palyor and his men bowed there heads as well and ran out the room. Davos looked over at Melisandre before turning to Stannis. "At once your Grace" Davos and Matthos started leaving the room as well before stepped in front of Matthos. "The Lord of Lights shines through you young warrior" She then whispered something in his ear.

"Come" said Davos.

He and Matthos then left the room.

"What did you say to him?" asked Stannis.

"I told him death by fire is the purest death" said Melisandre.

"Why?"

"Because it is true... Your troubled my King"

"Yeah"

"These armies are toys to the Lord of Light"

"Tell your Lord to burn them then"

"I tell him nothing. I pray for his command and I obey"

"My little brother has one hundred thousand men according to the scouts. Men who's allegiance rightly belong to me"

"You must have faith"

"Faith? In a real war, the size with the greater number wins. Nine out of Ten"

"Then we must be the tenth"

"I cannot defeat my brother in the field. And I can't take King's Landing without the men he stole"

"...I have seen the path to victory in the flames. But first you must give yourself to the Lord of Light"

"I said the words Damn ya. I burnt the idols"

"You must give, all of yourself" Melisandre then undid her robes, thus exposing her body to Stannis. Stannis looked away from her breasts.

"...I have a wife. I took a vow"

"She's sickly. Weak. Shut away in a tower. She disgusts you. And she's given you nothing. No sons. Only stillborns. Only Death" Melisandre then brought her mouth to Stannis's ear "I can give you...a son my King"

"...A son?" said Stannis as Melisandre started sucking on his ear. Stannis and Melisandre then started kissing as Stannis tore off her robes. Melisandre then placed herself on the map above the table as Stannis started thrusting his manhood into Melisandre as Melisandre moaned in pleasure. As Stannis kept thrusting, war markers fell to the ground.

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"So" said Tyrion "You've placed these...com devices?"

"Yep" said Boba. He, Tyrion, and Bronn were at a table as Podrick poured them wine.

"So" said Bronn as he put down his mug "These little things can listen in on anything?"

"Yep. There useless back home since people have devices that can detect them, but they should be fine in this primitive world"

"Please stop calling Westeros primitive" said Tyrion "I find it somewhat offensive"

"Sorry, but I've just use to everyone having blasters and Lightsabers, not swords and crossbows"

"Well. Let's change the subject. Do you mind turning on this com device thing so I can see what my sister is up to"

"Fine, just let me set up the signal" said Boba as he fiddled with the device in his hand.

"So, how are things working out with the Stark girl?" asked Bronn.

"I have Shae watching over the girl as we speak. This way, I can watch over Sansa Stark and blend Shae in with the crowd"

"I still don't like her" said Boba as he fiddled with the Com Relay.

"Well that's your opinion" said Tyrion.

"Got it" said Boba. The Com Relay then started transmitting noises from Cersei's room as if the three of them were in the room with her. From what they got from the Relay, Cersei was currently moaning in pleasure as a male voice also moaned in pleasure.

"Well" said Tyrion "It sounds like my sister is having a good time with someone"

"Lucky bastard" said Bronn.

"More like poor bastard to me" said Boba.

"Wait" said Tyrion as he leaned towards the device "I recognize that voice"

"Who?" asked Bronn.

"...Lancel"

"Your cousin?" said Bronn.

"Afraid so. He was once Robert's squire until Robert died. Now he's a knight and a poor one too"

"Your sister seems to have a fucked up thing for incest" said Boba.

"Well" said Tyrion "I'll think I'll listen in and see if my dear sister has anything to say to poor Lancel"

Boba and Bronn got up and left for there rooms.

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Orion and Theon were sitting on the ground as Robb and the Greatjon stood over them on their horses.

"This big, I swear" said Theon as he made hand motions around his chest.

"Your joking" said Orion.

"I'm serious" said Theon "Big tits and red hair too"

"And you-"

"Fucked her yeah" said Theon "Miss her though"

"Maybe if we take King's Landing, you'll see her again" said Orion.

"Or fuck her one last time at least" said Theon. They were having a friendly chat as the waited for the signal. The signal was the scream of terror.

"Could you two stay focus" said Robb as the Greatjon laughed.

"Sorry Robb" said Theon.

"Forgive me your Grace" said Orion, obviously not being serious.

"Were about to start a siege and you two are talking about whores" said Robb.

"Best to have as many jokes and friendly chats as you can" said Orion "Never know when you'll make your last one, especially in war"

The three then heard a scream from the Lannister camp.

Robb looked ahead before ridding forth.

"THE NORTH" shouted the Greatjon, the Northmen chanting along as the all rode forward. Theon and Orion ran out behind them. The two of them were to stay together as they fought. Orion has seen many wars through his portal watching career. The wars in the Great Galaxy was the biggest place to ever have a war, seeing that war takes place all over the Universe while they other five simply took place in the same region of the planet. Orion knew that there was always a gamble in war, so they always had to be careful during battle.

As Orion and Theon joined the chaos of battle, Theon rammed in his sword into a confused sentry as Orion beheaded another one before he pierced another one that was advancing behind Theon. He then engaged a soldier in a sword fight before severing his hands and kicking him down. Theon was fighting a huge man, being forced back as the man kept thrusting his sword at Theon. With quick speed and athleticism only a Jedi or an Elf could match, Orion ducked several swords that were going for him as he jumped onto the shoulders of the big man, who had Theon on his back and was about to behead him. Attacking quickly, Orion jammed in his sword through the man's helm and into the skull. It killed him, but sadly his sword broke from jamming through the helm.

"Damn it" said Orion as he tossed his broken sword away before pulling Theon onto his feet.

"Thanks" said Theon.

"No problem" said Orion as he ducked an arrow soaring above his head.

"Ready to have some fun?" said Theon as he gripped his sword as advancing Lannister men ran towards them.

"..." Orion pulled out his double-bladed sword with one hand as the other one pulled off his hood, letting his white hair blow in the wind "Ready"

Theon and Orion charged the Lannisters, screaming out War cries that could match the Greatjon's.

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Orion and Theon, Orion with a limp and his hood still down and Theon with a sprained elbow, strode through the battlefield as they looked for Robb.

"So" said Theon "Do you think my father will join up with us?"

"...No. But you never know, our Gods, yours and mine, work in mysterious ways"

"...I lost both of my brothers to my father's rebellion. They were brutes, but still my brothers. They died because of my father. I was shipped away because of my father. I was forced away from my mother and sister, because of my father. I remembered how much he ignored me as a child, because Rodrik and Maron were his favorite sons. True Ironborns. But we can't choose our fathers"

"No" said Orion as he pulled out a piece of a broken dagger out of his shoulder "But we can choose our father figures"

"...What do you mean?" asked Theon.

"Aslan isn't my true father. But he'd taught me and raised me, I owe my life to him"

"A father figure huh, well then I guess Lord Stark is mine then"

"I could see that...Ned Stark has a bastard, doesn't he?"

"Jon Snow, yeah. Lady Stark never liked him"

"Wonder why" Orion said dryly.

"I never really associated with him, but he's at the Night's Watch now. Why do you ask?"

"Because in war, family is all that really matters to people. You can lose your home or your wealth or even your title, but family is all that matters. Tywin attacked the Riverlands because Lady Stark took the Imp, we're defying the Lannisters because they took Ned and the girls. And you'll be the reason why Balon Greyjoy doesn't attack us. Ah, I found Robb"

Theon and Orion walked over to find Robb kneeling before a Lannister soldier as a woman held a saw, Roose Bolton standing over all of them.

"No please, I don't want to be a cripple" said the man, who's foot looked terribly infected.

"What's going on?" asked Theon.

"This man" said Robb "They have to amputee his leg" that caused the man to cry harder.

"You don't have to" said Orion.

"The rot will kill him if we don't-"

"I got a better method than forever scarring this man" said Orion as he knelt down next to the man. He pulled off his gloves and dug his nails into the man's leg. Robb, Theon, the girl, and Roose watched as the rot slowly started to fade away until it was all gone.

"Seven hells" said Roose.

"It's gone" said Robb "How'd you-"

But Robb stopped talking as he looked as Orion's face. On his face was the rot that was just on the man's leg. Parts of his white hair was gray downed and his eyes were all yellow"

The girl screamed as Theon and Robb stood speechless.

"I didn't cure him, I just transferred the man's injuries onto myself" said Orion as he pulled his hood over his head "Aslan taught me that. And it'll go away in a couple of hours"

"Scary stuff that" said Theon.

"Oh thank you" cried the man as he rubbed his legs "Thank you"

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"So what do you think there talking about?" asked Theon. He and Orion were currently watching Robb talk to the girl from before, who was apparently called Talisa Maegyr.

"Well judging from her facial expression" said Orion "I would have to guess that she's criticizing Robb"

"Why?"

"To a healer or a medic of any kind, injured people are all the same. She sees this war as just highborn men fighting over stupid reasons"

"We're trying to save the North and get Lord Stark back" said Theon.

"I know, but we're killing many people too. A wise man once said, there's good and bad, but evil and innocence are on both sides"

"I hope I don't meet him" Theon and Orion watched as Robb saw off Talisa, who hopped on a wagon. Robb stared on as he watched Talisa ride away "And he's love struck"

"...Oh boy" said Theon and Orion as they grinned at each other. They now had something else they could annoy Robb with.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, chapter 31 after a long wait. Sorry this one took so long, but I started two other stories (Your free to check them out if you want). I'll be trying to alternate between them.

Next chapter, Puddleglum defends Sansa while Daenerys will finally meet Starkiller. That should be an exciting chapter.

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