Deleted Scene: Wendy flashes Stan

Wendy: I didn't wanna break up with you, you know? But I backed down to peer pressure, something I never do. Although I must admit, you do have a nice um... um... umm... your...

Stan: My?

Wendy: Nice... thing.

Stan: Thing?

Wendy: Stan. Can I show you something?

Stan: What is it?

Wendy: I'll show you.

Wendy got off Stan's bed, and stood in front of him.

Stan: What are you showing me?

Wendy: This.

She takes her pants off.

Stan: Whoa! That's nice!

Downstairs, Randy hears him.

Randy: Well, sounds like Stan is coming around to marijuana.

Upstairs, it is revealed that Wendy is showing her vagina to Stan.

Wendy: Gimme your hand.

Stan does.

Wendy: And close your eyes.

Stan does.

Wendy guides his hand just to the top of her vagina; she then takes one of his fingers and plunges it in.

Stan: Wendy, good god, you're wet! Wait, what is that?

Wendy: The clitoris.

Stan: Finally, I found it!

Wendy: What?

Stan eventually takes his hand out, opens his eyes and Wendy pulls her pants back up.

Wendy: Better?

Stan: Yeah.

Wendy: See ya.

She kisses him and leaves. Stan pulls back the waistband and looks down.

Stan: I think I need to change my pants.


Alternate Ending: Gerald attempts to troll the President

Gerald is on his computer, writing a tweet to President Trump.

Gerald: Mr. President; you look like an adult, but act like a baby. (Send)

President: That was an appalling tweet.

Gerald: Damn!

He turns off his computer and leaves.