Deleted Scene: Cartman and Tweek destroy Yaoi

Tucker Residence- Evening. The Coon and Wonder Tweek are outside.

The Coon: Are you sure that the yaoi of you and Craig carry the coronavirus?

Wonder Tweek: Since they were made by Asian girls, yes!

The Coon uses his claws to cut a hole in the window; he and Wonder Tweek climb through and are inside.

Wonder Tweek: I think the paintings are in the basement.

They find the basement door. Wonder Tweek picks the lock and they go inside. They hear footsteps from above.

The Coon: Move!

Wonder Tweek: I don't wanna go to jail! (Twitch)

The Coon: You won't unless you move!

He shoves him down the stairs, and the basement door closes. Thomas Tucker is revealed to have come down for a glass of water.

In the basement:

The Coon: Whoa! That's a lot of yaoi!

Wonder Tweek: Craig's dad is the biggest yaoi collector in town.

The Coon: Not anymore. Match?

Wonder Tweek hands The Coon a match; he lights it.

The Coon: This should kill the Coronavirus for sure.

He lights the paintings on fire; he and Wonder Tweek leave through a window. They run off into the night.

The next morning"

Thomas Tucker: Now, to check that nothing has happened to my collection. (He enters the basement) Nooooooooooooooo!


Alternate Ending: Red becomes a vigilante

Red: Bebe, after what happened, I don't anything to happen to my Kevin again.

Bebe: What do you want me to do about it?

Red: Make me a costume. Make it sci-fi theme, since Kevin loves sci-fi, and I'm kinda a geek myself.

Bebe: Ok. Come back in a few days.

Four days later:

Red: I'm back! Is my costume ready?

Bebe: Yep. Try it on.

Red puts it on.

Red: It's quite tight, yet so colourful. Call me... Cosmic-Gem.

Bebe: I like it. Also, you may give Kevin a raging boner when he sees you.

They laugh.