Here's Tenshitachi Mew Mew Ep. 1! And looks like our favorite tall, dark bishojo cat lover will become what she likes.
Narrator: Earth, the blue planet. Earth, 1-2 million different animal species live on this planet. But, 41,415 species of animals are either threatened or endangered for extinction. Who shall save these animals from extinction, Who shall?
(The camera zoom up from a screen, showing an exhibit about endangered animals in the Natural History Museum of Tenshitachi Prefecture)
Kagura: Fujiwara-chan! How long you're going to stare at the screen?
Tomo: Yay, Fujiwara-san! You know our biology teacher made us come here for a grade. Tsk, when she going to get her butt off of that seat?
Kagura: When the video shows a cat.
Chiyo: Hey Miss Fujiwara, I found a cat that's like Maya!
Sakaki: Yamamaya! (she stands up and runs)
(Meanwhile, in a black room, two men are handling six test tubes)
Keiichiro: Ryou, are you sure this machine will work?
Ryou: Keiichiro, we have no choice! Hexus has returned! We have to do it!
(Back at the Museum, Sakaki is staring at a taxidermied Iriomote wildcat)
Sakaki: Yamamaya…
(back at the black room)
Keiichiro: Inserting Iriomote wildcat DNA!
( Back at the museum, Tomo sees a display of once-endangered birds of America)
Tomo: Huh...that bird looks pretty.
(back at the black room)
Keiichiro: Inserting painted bunting DNA!
(back at the museum, Kagura found a 1:20 scale blue whale plushie)
Kagura: Woah, is that a blue whale plush? It's adorable! And I want to buy it! But, I don't know if I have enough money to buy it.
(back at the black room)
Keiichiro: Inserting blue whale DNA!
(back at the museum, Chiyo looks a display of Madagascarian animals)
Chiyo:*gasp* That animal is almost as cute as Monpichi!
(back at the back room)
Keiichiro: Inserting Goodman's mouse lemur DNA!
(back at the museum, Osaka see a taxidermied saiga antelope )
Osaka: Hehehehehe… that ain't no antelope, that's Tomo's interpretation of an antelope.
(back at the black room)
Keiichiro: Inserting saiga antelope DNA!
(Back at the museum, Yomi spotted a display of endangered canines)
Yomi: A red wolf? Well, if Tomo can't believe in reindeer, then I can't believe in a gray wolf-coyote hybrid being threatened to extinction.
(back at the black room)
Keiichiro: Inserting red wolf DNA! Ryou! The DNA injection machine is fully loaded!
Ryou: Alright, now we'll wait for the girls to show up at the injection range.
(Our six girls are seen walking outside the museum with some souvenirs)
Tomo: So, Fujiwara-san, it looks like you got another of those Nekoconeoko plushies of yours.
Sakaki: It's not just another ordinary Nekoconeko, it's a yamapikarya Nekoconeko. Also, Kagura, I didn't know that you collect plushie.
Kagura: My dad once bought a thousand dolphin and whale plushies, so when I saw this 1 to 20 scale blue whale plushie, I asked Chiyo to give me some money to buy it.
Osaka: Hey y'all, ain't that the cafe that just recently opened?
Mr. Kimura: Yes, and I hope to see some girls in maid outfits….
All of the girls except Osaka: AH! Where did you come from!?
Osaka: Hello there, Kimura-sensei.
Mr. Kimura: Especially Kagurin…
Kagura: Oh f*ck no, you prevented *sshole! (megaton punches Mr. Kimura)
Mr. Kimura: Kagura, stop being a foul mouth!
(beat)
Tomo: Well, at least Mr. Kimura's gone.
Yomi: Which is good for us. Now, let's go home before…
(The ground starts to shake. Meanwhile, the injection device rises from the cafe and points towards the girls)
Tomo: Yomi! What's going on?!
Yomi: I don't know Tomo, I don't know!
Osaka: It's an earthquake, y'all!
Chiyo: I'm scared…
Sakaki: Chiyo, get near me!
Kagura: What kind of weird sicko is behind this?!
(back at the black room)
Ryou: Activating Infusion Now! (press the red button)
(Outside, the injection device launches a beam of light towards the girls. The beam engulfs all six girls, sending them to a dimension of light with their clothes gone.)
Sakaki: Where are we?
Chiyo: I don't know.
Tomo: Well, at least all of us ended up in Heaven, and I spy with my little eye… that Kagura's boobs are a lighter color than her face!
Kagura: (blushes and covers her boob) You pervert!
Osaka: Hey, ain't those six orbs of light are comin' towards us.
(The six orbs move towards the girls, turning into a cat, a songbird, a rorqual whale, a mouse lemur, a saiga antelope, and a coyote sized wolf.)
Chiyo: Awh~ they're cute animals!
Yomi: But, why they're coming towards us?
(The light animals went into the girls' chests - the cat into Sakaki, the songbird into Tomo, the rorqual whale into Kagura, the mouse lemur into Chiyo, the saiga antelope into Osaka, and the coyote-sized wolf into Yomi)
Sakaki: This feels...warm.
Tomo: It's like all imperfections are removed.
Kagura: Yep, I know that feeling!
Chiyo: It's so heartwarming…
Osaka: Kotatsu…
Yomi: Why all of my hate for Tomo is somewhat washed out?
(The light dimension fades away as the girls found themselves on the ground)
Yomi: Okay, what just happened?
Tomo: Yomi, did you gain some weight? (gets double chopped)
Yomi: I didn't ask you, idiot! Anyhow, any I was saying, let's go home before Mr. Kimura shows up...again.
( The girls walk back home. In the Fujiwara household, Sakaki's on her bed, cuddle Maya in her sleep)
Sakaki: ...Meow…
(The Next day, Sakaki is sleeping on her desk, while Ms. Yukari is teaching a lesson)
Yukari: Now, which one of you fools are going answer my question? Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, Catch a tiger by the toe. If he hollers let him go, Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. My mother told me "To pick the very best one." and you are (points to Sakaki) it. Fujiwara, how do you say "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" in both Japanese and Engrish? Fujiwara, why are you sleeping? Wake up. WAKE UP!
Sakaki: Huh?
Yukari: (sing-songy)Sakaki Fujiwara, WHY YOU'RE SLEEPING IN MY CLASSROOM?! YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER NOT TO SLEEP IN MY CLASSROOM!
Sakaki: Please, I'm very sorry. I never oversleep in your class… In fact, I never oversleep before, until now.
(Lunchtime, on the roof)
Tomo: Blah, Pickled sardines! Why did they want us to eat this...junk?
Yomi: For once in my life, I agree with you.
Osaka: Why not give it to one person you like?
Tomo: Sakaki-chan, eat my sardines!
(Sakaki eats the sardines in one bite)
Chiyo: Miss Sakaki, you ate all of the sardines?!
Sakaki: Delicious...meow.
Kagura: Wow, Sakaki-san, you did it! (pats on Sakaki's back, causing her to fall)
Yomi: Did you just make Sakaki… fall to the ground from the roof?
Kagura: Uh...oops.
Tomo: You jerk! You killed Sakaki-san!
Osaka: Nope, she ain't dead. I saw twistin' and turnin' like a kittie cat when she fell.
Chiyo: So, Miss Sakaki has cat righting reflexes.
The Knucklehead and Yomi: Huh?
Chiyo: You know, a cat's ability to fall right side up without impulse.
The Knuckleheads and Yomi: Oh, I get it.
(Afterschool, Sakaki and Kagura are walking to the park when Sakaki notices the Kamineko, stands on all fours, and arches her back, hissing in the process)
Kagura: Sakaki! Why are you hissing at that cat? Normally, Maya would attack that cat.
(A brown blur speeds towards Sakaki, becoming the Iriomote kitten)
Sakaki: Kagura! Get away from him!
Kagura: Okay!
( Cut to a rat smelling some black gas and turning into a giant monster, scaring the Kamineko)
Sakaki: Huh, where are you going? (sees the rat monster) ...Meow?
Rat Monster: GWORRRRR!
Sakaki: Maya, let's get out of here!
(the rat monster swipes at Sakaki and Maya, causing them to climb up a tree. On that tree Sakaki finds a man with blonde hair and a chocker on the same branch as her)
Sakaki: Who are you?
Ryou: No time to explain, take this! (throws a golden pendant with pink marks towards Sakaki)
Sakaki: What is this?
Ryou: It's a Mew Pendant. Now all you got to do is say "Mew Mew Raspberry, Mew-tamorphose!"
Sakaki: Okay. (she loses her balance and falls, but her cat righting reflexes reduces her impact) It happened again!
(The rat monster then comes closer to Sakaki)
Sakaki: Mew Mew Raspberry…
(the rat monster raises its paw)
Sakaki: Mew-tamorphose!
(A light envelops Sakaki, blinding the rat monster. When the light fades, Sakaki is now wearing a raspberry pink dress, arm puffs, garter, red gloves and boots, and a pink choker with the Mew Pendant. Her jet black hair is now pink along with her eyes, and she now has Iriomote cat ears and a tail with a red bow and bell on it)
Sakaki: What happened to me?!
Ryou: Yes! The Mu Project was a success!
Sakaki: What project?
Ryou: Nevermind, Mew Raspberry, summon your weapon!
Sakaki: But how?
Ryou: Listen to your heart's voice.
Sakaki: (in her mind)The words, they're coming to me. (in reality) Raspbell Bell!
(a heart sized ring with a bell appears and Sakaki grabs it)
Sakaki: I'll work to see that justice will be fully served, meow! Reborn Raspbell Check!
( a blast of light(in the shape of an Iriomote cat) from the bell engulfs the rat monster, turning it back into a normal rat.)
Sakaki: That was easy, meow.
Ryou: Congratulations, Mew Raspberry, you successfully defeated the Kimera Anima.
Sakaki: Kimera Anima?
Ryo: Look, I'll explain everything thing at Cafe Mew Mew. Now, get in the van!
Sakaki: What about Maya?
Ryou: Bring him along. He's important.
Sakaki: Maya, let's go!
Maya: Meow.
The End…. Or is it?
Author Notes: So, yay. That episode 1, and we're just getting started! The reason why Sakaki's infused with the DNA of the Iriomote Wildcat like Ichigo is... Sakaki already has a pet Iriomote cat (a cub named Maya), so it makes perfect sense! So, don't miss Episode 2! ( Also, someone on DeviantArt, please draw a picture of Sakaki as Mew Raspberry (with actually Iriomote cat ears and tail instead of normal black cat ears and tail.))
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