(Chapter 3/This Can't Be Happening?)

(I do not own or create harry potter and its characters)

The next morning at breakfast the main hall bustled with chatter. I was sitting right beside, Hermione as I played with my food frowning in annoyance. Hermione noticed but ignored it as I gave her the "don't ask look" and went to bug Ron, who was stuffing his mouth full of food like always. I could only wait until she started to nag at him, honestly, you think that they would figure out they both liked each other but hey, it's not my business.

I noticed professor lupin enter the hall with a big smile on this face, looking around the room for something or someone as I shivered thinking merlin that I wasn't a girl right now. His smile faded after his search and he made his way up to the teacher's table sadly pouting as everyone in the great hall watched him. I could already hear the rumors coming.

"Wow, what do you think that was all about?" Hermione says after witnessing professor Lupin's little display and I shrugged in response to her question, not really caring. Ron spits out his drink into his brother Fred's food and stared at Hermione like she was a different person while Fred was about to clobber him to death but his twin restrained him in time to save Ron.

"I thought you knew everything Hermione, roomers are going around saying that professor lupin was seen after curfew yesterday with a woman, right before the bathroom "incident," they say it's a student but no one knows for sure, who you reckon it is?" Ron said sneakily after swallowing his food properly and smirking at his fuming brother.

Hermione was shocked as she had never known this gossip and looked at me to see if I knew too but Panicking I only smile shyly in return which caused her to glare at us. I watched her messed up her food with her spoon, probably thinking it was us. I Remembered about last night and decided to ask Hermione for help as I pulled her closer to me by her right shoulder shocking her. I put my finger to my lips telling her to stay silent.

" I got a problem... and I need to talk to you in alone without Ron knowing," I whispered in her ear, making Ron look at us funny. Hermione only looked shocked at first then was quiet for a moment and nodded nothing 'where do you want to meet'.

I tell her to go Hagrid's hut which she clenched her jaw in irritation at.

"So does that mean professor lupin was looking for... you?" Hermione whispered back with a questioning look and I knew she was putting the pieces together; it would not be wise to not lie to Hermione so I whispered to her that I would tell her everything that happened yesterday, after I asked her to make a scene so we could leave without being suspicious cause come on if you are outright suspicious then they won't think you are, right? she just looked at me stunned then got up and ran out of the main hall screaming angrily.

I guessed that would do as well.

(Lupin pov)

I got to my seat at the teacher's table sadly next to Snape and looked around the hall again just to make sheer but Sighing sadly, I knew she was not here.

I slumped in my chair as Snape noticed and chuckled evilly like the dark bastard he is.I glared at him and was about to yell when everyone heard a girl I believed to be Hermione Granger scream and ran out of the great hall as, Harry got up and walked over to the great halls entrance before Turning around and bowing in a apology to everyone before leaving too.

Snape only raised a brow getting up off his chair and leaving the main hall. I was not really concerned but still kept the event in mind as I thought of her.

I wondered where she could be?

(Harry pov)

I cached up with Hermione walking to Hagrid's hut and saw she was angry as she glared at me and then frowned sadly. I knew what was coming so before she spoke I started to explain to her what has been happening to me but when I was done her frown turned from sad to annoyed and while still walking she took a hold of my hand tightly.

"I'm sorry for not noticing sooner harry," Hermione said sadly to me, but I only smile back at her. I knew it wasn't her fault as I and Hermione walked to Hagrid's hut, I knocked on the huts door three times and waited for Hagrid to answer.

Hagrid opened the door with a smile and invited us into his hut to sit down as we waited in awkward silence for a while until Hagrid came back from fishing his tea set from his messy hut, sat down with a tea tray in his big hands.

"Hey, Harry, Hermione what can I help you with on this fine day!" Hagrid asked with a smile, pouring tea for Hermione who nodded her head as I was grim and flashed Hermione a worried glance. Hermione gestured with her hand for me to go on while she drank her tea. I had refused it in fear that it would come back out and decided to start with the main problem at hand.

"Umm... I'm kind of a girl" I blurted out shyly which caused Hagrid to spit out his tea in shock making it go down into his beard. it was a really funny sight as I and Hermione had to try not to giggle at Hagrid's flustered face. I quickly told him what happened from last year to now and at the end of my story Hagrid had leaned back on his old chair with a big sigh as Hermione's jaw hit the floor in shock as I had neglected in telling her everything.

"This is not good... you mustn't tell or show no one that you're a girl, ya hear. it'll be dangerous for you two... Oh! Wait a seconded" Hagrid told them sternly before shouting as He got an idea. Being stunned by the sudden change in attitude I and Hermione nodded and waited by the door as Hagrid went to the back of his hut. he came back out with a small box and opened it to me. A small golden ring with two tiny pear-shaped diamonds' that connected to a bit bigger blue ruby that was at the center of the ring sat inside the tiny little box.

"put this on and you'll be able to control, when and where you want to be a boy or a girl, but it's a little rusty so be careful when you change from girl to boy got it, now on with you and don't get into trouble ya hear" Hagrid told us before he gave me the box with the ring in it as I and Hermione left. we ran to the third girl's bathroom with the ring as We both knew that the other wanted to see what would happen by the way our eyes met on the way back from Hagrid's hut. We entered the bathroom and Hermione locked the door as I stood in the middle of the bathroom anxious about putting the ring on.

Hermione looked at me than the box that holds the ring and nodded for me to open the box; as I open it and take out the ring from the old small box it sparkles orange and blue as it made contact with my skin. I put the ring on my middle finger with was still sparkling orange and blue and it sparkled brighter as my whole body was now covered in them, but soon the sparkles retracted back into the ring.

I looked at Hermione how had covered her mouth with one of her hands and her eyes sparkled with interest and surprise as she looked at me. I gave her a questioning look and she pointed to one of the mirrors above the many sinks. I walk over and see me as a girl and I turn around with a wide grin that caused Hermione who was watching me get a shiver up her back.

I got a nasty Idea and if I could pull it off then that would mean I would be able to make the biggest prank of the century and Hermione knew the look I was giving her as she cowered near the door, she tried to be brave.

"NO! Harry whatever you are thinking!" Hermione yelled with worry as I started chuckling evilly and looked at her with a dark grin and sat done on the edge of the sink she was near. "Don't do it!"

"I, Hermione have no Idea what you're talking about?" I said nonchalantly as if nothing was wrong and she glared at me and stood up. "Bullshit! Harry we both know that you're up to something spit it out!"

"I, my dear friend, have a sinister plan in mind. haha… What do you think of having me as your new teacher here, I'd love to see what it's like?" I said with a giggle and hopped off the sink. I was enjoying this as Hermione looked at me questioningly but then it donned on her as she also started grinning too. "Oh, I get it you want to play teacher. Oh! That's so sneaky. I like it harry I'm in! everyone won't know what hit them, ha-ha!"

I and Hermione gave a wicked laugh as we Walk out of the girl's bathroom, exiting into the hallway and up the moving staircases. We made it into the common room where we had stopped at the fat lady painting so I could give her a thank you which she appreciated.

"okay, tomorrow I'm going to go to professor Dumbledore to ask if I can teach here and if he says yes then the plains ago but until then we don't do anything got it. we must keep this just between you and me okay Hermione?" I whispered into Hermione's ear as we then went through the passageway until Hermione grabbed my arm stopping us.

"But harry that's dangerous what if he figures it out and we get expelled or worse?" she asked worriedly and I just shrug and she rolled her eyes. "Harry if you're going to do this just be careful and you forgot to turn back into a boy by the way."

Hermione whisper with a wary smile and I gave her an understanding one back with a nodded, she sighed with relief and she went into the passageway to the Gryffindor common room. I was about to change back when I saw professor Snape round the corner at the end of the hallway I was in and I mentally face palmed myself.

'Awe shit not again! why does he have to appear at the most inconvenient times? Ugh... what do I do I'm still in my student robes! Oh no,' I thought to panic as I looked done at my robes. Last time Snape saw me it was too dark and we couldn't see each other's clothes… 'Wait don't I know a spell to change stuff? Yes! Thank you, Miss McGonagall'

At that thought I took out my wand before professor Snape noticed me and whispered Rricrasempra and my robes changed into a beautiful black gown; cut and flared up at the ankle, around my stomach was a bright blue sash with a sunflower embroidery that made a soft bow on the front side of the dress. I had green high heels on that looked to be made out of jade and gold silk gloves that went from my fingertips to my elbows.

I stood at the other end of the hall as I watch him get closer and closer until he was about halfway down the hallway when he saw me but little did I know, Snape had been thinking of a certain woman that he had met in his chambers when he rounded the corner of the hallway and who she was or why he could not find any info about her anywhere.

'Who are you Amy.p?' Snape thought as he reached half way done the hallway when he noticed blue in the corner of his eye and looking up to see her…

A/N- Cliffhanger ha-ha-ha I hoped you liked it and this will be the last chapter... I'm kidding haha just wait for guys the best parts coming chow. ;p