"So this is our life now huh." muttered Andrew, swirling his wine and contemplating his life's decisions.
"More like afternoon dude." laughed Frank.
"Still, how many girls are gonna want to pet us in bunny outfits?" sheepishly laughed Deku.
"A lot apparently." replied Todoroki.
The four of them sat on a couch in an area of the venue resembling a high class reading room that featured forbidden lore and a fireplace. It was the type stereotypical gentlemen were shown reading in, which didn't come as a surprise since, Frank, Andrew and Louis donated their assets.
Louis himself looked out a window, rubbing his hands together in anticipation. "BOYS! I see a massive line outside. We're gonna be here for a while hahaha!"
"I guess we'll make our goal then." muttered Deku.
"More than that I feel." winced Todoroki.
Andrew clutched the arm of the couch. "Truth be told, I am a little excited, given our apparent fame. Or infamy. In any case, we're in this together gentleman."
"I'll drink to that." Todoroki took a sip of his vodka, no longer feeling ridiculous in his fluffy bunny outfit.
"Here's to the fan girls." whimpered Deku.
All the while, Ursula's French lover was holding the door to the bunny cafe closed with his brute force and whatever invisible pseudo magic was aiding him.
"I don't think I can take much longer dear!" he pleaded.
"Don't worry!" hastily smiled Ursula. "I think we're about ready to open."
Diana rushed in to confirm. "Bakugou is ready to cook, the other boys are ready to be petted and all we ladies need to do is get ready to make our welcome."
"Get the other girls!" commanded Ursula. She then turned to face Croix's Italian lover. "Ready to man the reception"
He smirked and downed his tea in one gulp, wanting to show off his confidence. "I've handled worse than a bunch of fangirls and fanboys."
Ursula gave her own little squeal of joy, eager to take some form of spotlight after her Shiny Chariot days. She turned to face her boyfriend. "My dear, bring in the storm!"
The Frenchman took a breath of relief. "Thank goodness!"
He vaulted over to the side, and of course a horde of young people, full of cash to burn, knocked down the door. Appleton, Luna Nova and students from out of town all made up the majority of the crowd. Even older patricians were amongst the group, but clearly they were chaperones given how annoyed they looked. Still, while Ursula liked younger guys, she'd love wrangling money out of them.
The crowd of fans stormed on over, only to stop in their tracks as they witnessed the first great sight of the day.
The witches greeted them all in their bunny outfits with the best poses they could imagine. Akko, Ursula and Wangari shot for cute winks, Hannah and Babara of course got close, Amanda and Croix put on their hottest faces and poses while Diana just espoused elegant and seductive.
Most of the males were captivated by their beauty, even the ones that loathed witches as archaic relics less than 24 hours ago. Most of the girls meanwhile at least appreciated the work the witches did with their bodies, or were staring at the Frenchman trying to sneak off, especially his toned rear.
"Like what you see?" smirked Amanda.
"Then why don't you go in line." commanded Croix.
"And the real fun can begin." said Hannah seductively.
"Oh, and I just love it when I get big tips," laughed Akko. "Really really big tips."
Without further instruction, everyone formed a neat line in front of the Italian's reception, now finding themselves staring at a bunny looking both menacing and alluring. Just from his cold glance alone, they could tell he and perhaps the Frenchman who was guarding the door would deal with any trouble makers.
While the witches moved on back to get ready serving and directing people, the line began moving forward.
And of course, who else was first in line other than Lotte herself. She stared at the menacing, half vampire, mafia Italian and took a step forward.
The Italian, correctly sensing that Lotte had a perverted side from sheer instinct, raised an eyebrow. "Oh, you're approaching me?"
Lotte paused in her tracks, bewildered and nervous by the giant bunny man.
"Wha..what?" stammered Lotte.
"Instead of running off at the sight of me and begging me arrivederci, you wish to see me?" continued the Italian.
Lotte adjusted her glasses and whimpered. "B-but I can't check my reservation if I don't come any closer."
"Oh ho, then come as close as you'd like." he invited, confirming that her scared state made her no threat to any of the bunny boys she wanted to pet.
Lotte looked up at him and gulped. "Um, so give me two seconds to get out my wallet so that I can check..."
"Two seconds have passed!" interrupted the Italian.
Lotte screeched and shoved her wallet in his face. "I...I just want to see and pet Frank in his bunny outfit for the whole day! I have the money."
The Italian squinted and collected her fat stack of cash. "I knew this was the sight of a pervert. Very well, I'll have you down for that."
Another Luna Nova student behind Lotte stomped her foot. "No fair, you're hogging Frank to yourself!"
"SPEAKING OF HOGGING!" yelled Hannah, which caught the line's attention.
Barbara of course continued her sentence. "If any of you ladies think you can hog our Andrew and Louis to ourselves, you…"
On cue, Amanda and Diana appeared before both of them and covered their mouths. The difference in strength was immediate.
"Let it go." hissed Diana.
"We have a job to do." reminded Amanda.
For the next few hours, everyone got settled in and the money was starting to come in. As far as the business savvy Italian was concerned, they were certainly going to surpass their monetary goal and give everyone a fat paycheck.
Akko skipped on over from a table, having written down an order for Bakugou and nearly bumped into Amanda.
"Watch where you're skipping!" Amanda warned.
"Oh sorry, but I'm having so much fun huh!" squealed Akko.
"Yeah I love all the attention. The guys get so horny and their girlfriends get so jealous." laughed Amanda.
"Yeah, but then they go on over to pat the boys." pointed Akko.
The two of them stared at the setting where Todoroki, Louis, Deku, Andrew, and Frank were being assailed by a horde of fan girls either petting them or taking photos. Lotte of course still had her monopoly on Frank's attention, and Akko was rewarded with the sight of the two of them being utterly adorable. The bunny magic was real.
"Todoroki is starting to enjoy it," noted Amanda. "But that's because he thinks it's funny. He stares at me whenever I'm around….like right now!"
Akko glanced at Todoroki glancing at Amanda, who awarded her boyfriend's loyalty with a little bow to show off her cleavage. Even from the distance, they could tell Todoroki's face turned as red as her hair.
Akko tapped Amanda on the shoulder. "Hah, if you think you're making him crazy, check out the Professor."
Amanda stood up straight and redirected her gaze to Ursula, who was having the time of her life. Ursula actually sat at the table in between two guys as she took their order, legs crossed to emphasize to her thighs and legs that could've given even Akko a run for her money. And of course, Ursula's note pad was placed her her chest, as if she wanted the world to know she was the bustiest in the room.
"Teach looks like she's got experience," groaned Amanda, especially once those two students got out their wallets to give her a big tip for just writing down their meals.
Akko tried to change the subject. "Maybe, but isn't amazing how much press we witches are gonna get."
"Hah! Honey I'm sure they'd be flocking if we were plain old quirkless." laughed Amanda.
Akko was about to protest, only for Amanda to skip off to the kitchen to forward an order to Bakugou, who all the while was contained and working like hell.
Meanwhile, Hannah and Barbara finished pouring some wine for some students out of the region, one of whom slapped out a fifty for them.
Barbara stared at the juicy tip. "Seriously, we should have done this a long time ago."
Hannah caught her hands and nudged towards her. "For real! We have to go on a shopping trip after this."
The two squealed in joy, hugging each other in victory, only for their expressions to snap to a bunch of frowns once they noticed a bunch of eyes on them. That was expected, of course, but Croix and Diana walked past them with a little eye of jealousy too.
"Why are people staring at us like that? We're not the only ones in bunny suits." complained Hannah, trying to grab Diana's attention.
"Because you two keep touching and feeling each other." bluntly remarked Diana, checking over an order to place to her boyfriend.
Barbara raised an eyebrow. "But we hold hands and stuff all the time and no one stared."
Diana looked up at her roommates and shot them a stare, shaking her head at their inability to recognize the obvious. "Correction. You two keep touching and feeling each other while wearing bunny outfits, of course they're gonna stare."
As if on cue, Hannah and Barbara clenched each other's hands at the revelation and gasped.
"Scandalous, but that's to be expected." muttered Barbara.
"At least I still feel pretty." added Hannah.
Diana rolled her eyes. "Still, it's impacting my ability to get tips and when you hug away from the tables, you aren't getting any either."
Hannah and Barbara complied and continued their work. As Diana finally got out of the kitchen to take another order, her attention was turned towards a screaming Lotte, kicking and struggling against an invisible force that was carrying her away from Frank.
"NOOOO!" pleaded Lotte to the Frenchman, who was clearly leading the invisible magic carrying her.
"YOU HAVE TO LET ME PET HIM!" screeched Lotte, struggling against whatever was holding her, like she was being restrained by some armoured super soldier.
"You've done enough my dear, other people need him too." laughed the Frenchman. "That, and you're outta cash."
As she watched Lotte get taken away from her beloved, Diana bit her lip. "So this is how boys feel when they visit a strip club on their first night and lose their money."
All of a sudden, Croix appeared behind Diana and tapped her on the shoulder.
"What is it?" twitched Diana, wondering what it could have possibly been now."
"Is that your aunt Ms. Cavendish?" whispered Croix to Diana, trying to avoid eye contact with who she was looking at.
Diana squinted her eyes and look at the unpleasant sight of her aunt Daryl, cousins Maril and Merrill at a table with yet another hulk of a man, this time with red hair, who sat across Daryl.
At least Diana reasoned the person was a man given his huge stature. When she took another look at him he appeared to be wearing a school uniform. A foreign school uniform.
Right when Akko passed by her, Diana extended her arm to grab her Japanese classmate by the shoulder to ask her question she would know the answer to.
"Akko!" called out Diana.
"What is it?" she replied.
"That man right there, with my aunt, is he wearing a school uniform of all things?" questioned Diana.
Akko raised an eyebrow. "Why would your aunt be with…"
She turned around and witnessed the scene of Diana's aunt, her nieces and what appeared to be Daryl's date. Akko took a moment to think if her eyes were deceiving her, but true to form, the redhead man appeared to be Japanese and was wearing a uniform.
Akko whispered in Diana's uniform. "That guy is wearing the uniform of Morioh University, a really prestigious school in Japan! Most of them end up working in the Speedwagon foundation from what I heard and other sorts of cool stuff. How did your aunt run into him?"
Diana shook her head as she ignored Akko's question. "I never knew she was a cougar, but of course she'd be doing this. Trying to one up me with her own prestigious boy toy now that I'm dating Bakugou. And of course she called in a Japanese guy to rub in."
"Need some backup with her?" smirked Croix. "I think I've dealt with that woman regarding an artifact before."
Akko formed a playful smile. "We'll make her regret coming here! Luna Nova solidarity."
Diana squinted for a moment. "You two move on, I'm dealing with her myself."
Diana walked over to her aunt and cousins, catching the attention of the redead Japanese man who looked interested in her for a moment at her swinging hips, before once more turning to face Daryl.
Daryl of course placed her hand on her face as she stared at Diana. "My, my. Who would have guessed that you'd be our waitress for tonight?"
Her date gave Diana a warm smile. "Oh, is this your niece Daryl?"
"She is. And to think you'd have to meet her in that scandalous outfit no less." smirked Maril.
Diana closed her eyes and placed a hand on her hip, nudging her rear back to win the audible approval of some boys behind her. "Just because you three can't pull it off to save your life, doesn't mean I shouldn't be allowed to indulge in it."
Merrill knitted her eyebrows. "Come on, you've always mocked us for giving more than a rat's ass about our looks and now you act like you've been a beauty queen for life."
"The attention from my lover is all I need to confirm that." bragged Diana.
"Well, two can play at that game little miss." chuckled Daryl as she slung her arm around her date and pulled him close. "I'd like you to meet…"
"Your date from Japan to make me jealous." guessed Diana.
The date laughed. "Hey, we're all family here. There's no need to compete."
"You think too little of me Diana," hissed Daryl. "Can't you think that I truly enjoy the company of a brilliant young man."
"And I enjoy the company of a fine older woman with two beautiful children," added the Japanese date. "Especially one who owns artifacts that interest the Speedwagon Foundation."
"Are you selling forbidden items again?" scolded Diana.
"Now's not the time to discuss that." said Daryl with venom in her voice.
"Yeah, so what are you gonna recommend for us to order?" sneered Maril.
"Doesn't matter, her brutish boyfriend probably can't cook to save his life." laughed Merrill.
Diana gave a grin that was almost evil. "Oh...you shouldn't have said that."
Suddenly, the kitchen doors blew open. Literally too given Bakugou's quirk, and all eyes were on the silhouette of a man whose eyes were red with rage.
"WHAT FUCKING DONKEY INSULTED MY FOOD!" demanded to know Bakugou.
"He seems passionate." beamed the Japanese date, oblivious to Daryl, Merrill and Maril cowering.
Diana spun around, twirled her hair and spoke in her most passive aggressive innocent voice possible. "Bakugou dear, it seems they have a thing or two to say about your fine cuisine."
A plate of food in hand, Bakugou marched on over to the table Diana's relatives were sitting at. While the Japanese date remained oblivious or unomved, the three other Cavendishes had absolutely lost their composure.
Bakugou studied each of them, shooting them looks of disgust. "So…..this is your shitty aunt and her two fucked up daughters. God Diana, the fact that you deal with this scum makes you even more perfect in my eyes."
"Aw, you're so sweet." complimented Diana.
Bakugou looked at the date. "And you! You look like you come from Japan based on your uniform."
"Indeed. I'm studying at Morioh." confirmed the date.
"Heh, nothing fun ever happened there. Except for that cool serial killer with that weird explosion quirk." laughed Bakugou, which drained the color from Diana's relatives, much to her delight.
The date chuckled and scratched his hair. "Let's just say it wasn't a quirk."
"Who fucking cares!" exclaimed Bakugou as he slapped a plate before them. "See this good stuff you've never eaten!"
Daryl looked down and whispered what she saw, hoping to calm Bakugou down. "A...Apple strudel? Yes?"
"Hell yeah it is. Specifically how they make it back in Dresden where some of my German folks came from," explained Bakugou. "Now you are gonna eat it and tell me it's fucking delicious!"
The three Cavendishes looked at each other, hoping someone would take the lead.
Luckily for them, the Japanese date raised his arm and volunteered. "I'll go for it. You've put a lot of care into it."
Rather than starting with piece of strudel however, he reached for the cherry on top of the ice cream and plucked it off.
"What are you doing?" frowned Bakugou.
"You're going for that?" added Diana.
"Forgive me, I just love cherries." said the date, who placed the cherry in his mouth.
Rather than eating it however, he began licking and sucking it in the most eccentric way possible. He didn't even chew the cherry, just lick lick lick and smack smack smack. All the while he made the most incomprehensible sound possible.
Right before Bakugou could blow the redhead Japanese man to pieces, the lights suddenly dropped except for a spotlight that pointed to a stage.
Taken by surprise, Bakugou hissed as he knew one of the main events was on its way.
On cue, Wangari took the microphone and announced the highlight of the evening. "And now ladies and gentleman, the moment you've all been waiting for! The one! The only! The adorable green haired bunny boy with dreams of being a hero…...DEKU!"
The crowd roared with applause, waiting to see the adorable bunny hero.
A puff of smoke filled the center of the stage, brought on by Croix's spell, and Deku appeared to the audience once it cleared.
Deku of course, was just being petted by a legion of fangirls, so he was quite obviously taken by surprise.
He raised a finger to call out his situation, only for Wangari to interrupt him. "Our main show has begun, ladies and gentleman! Let's see what this bunny hero has to offer us."
Deku slowly blinked unsure of what to say with all the eyes on him. 'Oh crap' he thought, This was the main show. And he had prepared absolutely nothing for it!
How could he make the audience love him? He wanted to be the hero that made everybody smile and all he was getting was blank stares. A demonstration of his quirk would have been handy, but there was nothing to punch and skipping around everywhere at lightning speed would risk injury and damage, which in turn would mean additional monetary costs.
Trembling, Deku just thought he had to adapt. Adapt to the role of a short baby faced green haired boy in a fluffy bunny costume.
"Uhhh…." stammered Deku as he thought of bunny things the people would have paid to see for. "Hippity hoppity….hippity hop?"
And with that, the audience roared cheers of joy as they started throwing cash at the most adorable bunny boy to exist in all of human history.
Deku recoiled at the sudden attention. Was he really that cute and desirable after all? He swore a deity had to have blessed him with this sort of luck.
Akko burst in from the side from the stage with a normal broom, collecting all the money thrown at him. He could tell big bills were in that pile.
Once the crowd was done cheering on the smiling Akko as she did her job, all attention was on him again.
"And nooowwww!" continued on Wangari. "The magic bunny boy hero will perform his first trick of the night!"
"What trick?" whimpered Deku, as Amanda took her turn to appear on the stage, carrying a fake magician hat inside a wand.
The crowd went wild for Amanda, and she returned the favor by running her free hand across her body, stopping at her cleavage.
Amanda gave Deku the hat and wand combo. "Just tap it thrice with the wand, and pull out what's in. You'll love it cutie."
Amanda faced the audience and blew them a kiss before leaving, which prompted more boys to throw their money at the stage.
Deku took a deep breath. The instructions were easy, but there wasn't anything inside the hat and he knew he couldn't perform magic. Obviously, the hat itself was enchanted and he braced himself for what was in.
He tapped the hat with the fake wand three times and reached inside, feeling something. Something like the bunny ears Akko and her friends were wearing.
Deku grabbed what was inside and pulled it out, and from that magician hat sprang Ursula herself! The crowd went even wilder upon seeing her.
Quick to react, Deku immediately held Ursula in a bridal carry position while she basked in the attention and fan money she was receiving. Lucky for her, his strength allowed him to carry her easily despite the size difference.
"Looks like Deku pulled a bunny out of a hat! A classic!" cheered on Wangari.
Deku's pupils shrunk while Ursula waved at the crowd. There he was, holding professor Ursula, the former Shiny Chariot on stage. If he was being technical, this was the first time he was performing with Shiny Chariot in that regard.
And what a feeling it was to have such an attractive woman in his arms and hands. Akko was the only one for him obviously, but Ursula's far more developed figure really got to him. Especially since one of his hands was holding her pair of bare thighs and legs. He really wanted to kiss whoever forgoed the fishnet stockings. Bare skin was better for him.
Deku took a deep breath, trying to maintain a semblance of sanity as the flashes of cameras went off an off. Cameras taking photos of him holding what they didn't know was Shiny Chariot, and he could tell Ursula was happy to share this spotlight again, even if people were mostly lusting after her fertile body with her nice thighs and busty chest.
Deku shook his head and took those perverted thoughts out of his mind. His trip to Luna Nova really shattered his innocence.
And there was still a long night ahead of him.
Sure enough, it didn't take long for the news of the cafe to go viral, getting a minute of fame in the wasteland of the internet. It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say seeing cute witches in bunny outfits renewed the interest in magic for some guys who probably found the path of a wizard viable. Meanwhile Deku's list of admirers had shot up exponentially once the image of him in a fluffy bunny suit was revealed.
And of course, the students and UA High had to find out about it.
"Everyone check this out!" called out Kirishima standing on the chair of his desk. "News from our boys in Britain."
On cue, the crowd of Class 1A gathered around him, some of them getting out their phones to check the news.
"Is that Deku in a fluffy bunny outfit!" squealed Asui.
"He looks so cute in that! I just want to pet him!" cried out Ashido in joy.
"Forget that! Check out that hot woman in the sexy bunny outfit he's carrying." grinned Sero.
Iida for once began wincing. "Mr. Midoriya looks too young for her though."
"Just what are they up to?" asked Kaminari. "Like, what even is the context?"
"I don't want to know anymore." sighed Uraraka as she looked through her phone, reading the news. Deku looked like he had a million ladies, and she wasn't one of them. The only thing that cheered her up however, was that the Piano Man she was chatting with confirming he wasn't in a relationship with any of the witches.
There was more than hope for her.