(chapter 6 head in the clouds again)
(I do not own Naruto)
(Rib-bit, rib-bit!)
Rang my frog alarm clock annoyingly that sat on my beside table that was right beside my bed as I woke up groggily and turn the alarm off. I pulled my self out of bed reluctantly and made my way to the bathroom were I changed into my boy-self, but when I was coming back out off the bathroom, my tooth brush still in my mouth from previously brushing my teeth I sense danger.
(crash!)
"AAH KAKASHI! WHAT THE HELL?" I yelled in fright as I see my now completely smashed kitchen window and an eye smiling Kakashi waving at me from the glass covered floor. I glare down at him which gets him to raise an eyebrow.
"Kakashi-sensei, I hope you are planning to pay for that! what are you doing here anyway?" I say annoyed with Kakashi-sensei sudden appearance in my home as I point at my kitchen window while thanking god that he didn't come earlier. 'dame, if he came in any sooner he would have found out I was a girl'
"ha-ha about that... you still need to be taken into interrogation, Naruto so you're going to have to come with me, OK?" Kakashi said happily as he got up and made his way towards me who of which was already on in a defense stance in front of my bathroom door.
"haha, hell no sensei!" I yelled jumping over Kakashi and making a beeline to the front door, but I was caught by Kakashi; who dragged me out of my apartment and to the Hokage tower forcefully. I was not happy as I sat in front of the Hokage's desk incredibly tired. Jiji who was sitting behind his desk and, Jiraiya who was standing beside him stared at me expecting me to answer their questions. to how but I wasn't going to tell them anything for free that's for shear.
"so, Naruto why don't you go ahead and tell me why before all this happened that you asked me to double the Anbu around the chunin exams?" Jiji asked with a serious face that would have scared the past me so I fake being scared.
"okay well, it was because I had a dream some snake guy bit Sasuke's neck would come and take him away," I told them the basic truth and saw Jiraiya's mouth fall to the floor as Jiji frowns at me."Naruto, do you know who that man was?"
I had slipped up.
'oh god, what do I do, how do I explain knowing who Orochimaru is? with out telling them i know him!' I thought scared but didn't show that I was, all that everyone in the room could see was an idiot trying to figure out an easy question which they fell for easily.
'brat just tell them you don't know and say It must have been just a crazy dream, sometimes I think you have never changed' said an annoyed fox inside my head and I thanked Kame for the nine tales at that moment.
"well, thats the thing i dont know who it was Jiji, who knows it might just be some weird dream, sorry..." I told them innocently with a hint of embarrassment that turned their concerned frowns on their faces into relieved smiles.
"I understand Naruto, but there is one other thing…. How did you put that curse mark on Sasuke and there is that strength" said Jiji pulling out his pipe, knowing he was going to find out something good and damn it I couldn't find a way out of it this time?
"well I did put the cures mark on him Jiji but I switched it around and my strength well I found out that if I centered my chakra to my fists and feet my punches and kicks would be more effective! hehe" I said happily but secretly pissed that I had to give away my strength so early as they only gasped looking at me like I was a mystery to them which I totally was.
"what do you mean by switched it around?" Jiraiya asked not getting how I would even be able to do that as I only smiled at his stupidity which I think he could tell when he started to glare at me.
"well the noremule curse mark looked like it took the users chakra and in return gives bad chakra that messes up the user's mind so I just switched the flow of what chakra it uses and now it takes natural chakra and turns that into more powerful chakra for the user to wield and does no damage to the user's mind, but makes it healthier instead" I say calmly with an air of an old wise man as they looked at me like I was not real. I looked at them expecting more questions and when they gave none I got up and left the office with a smile because I was happy it was over.
"okay anyone wants to tell me how Naruto got so smart and why no one had found out he had the strength of sundae!" yelled the third Hokage pissed at not knowing any of this.
"this was the first time I have ever heard of this too, why is that Kakashi?" asked Jiraiya happily with a dark aura around him as the other two ninjas in the room backed away. He had just got back yesterday from his trip to find his godson destroying the uchiha kid and now this.
"um, I was too busy looking after other stuff and in training he was down right bad so it seemed like Naruto was not up too so how was I supposed to know?" said Kakashi annoyed as he looked at third and the sage who was looking out the window calmly.
" so in training he gave nothing away that would show he was a genius. it's like he got smart out of nowhere or he has outsmarted all of us into making us all think he was stupid" said Jiraiya annoyed as while by not paying closer attention to Naruto.
"okay, I want every ninja watching him and seeing if this was just a fluke or Naruto really is a genius if you spot anything suspicious tell me at once and I want all Anbu getting ready for the exams I got a bad feeling" exclaimed the third Hokage as Kakashi left throw the window along with the hidden Anbu in the ceiling and Jiraiya stayed where he was still looking out the window calmly.
The Hokage stopped Jiraiya before he started to speak by raising his hand and shaking his head for no. Jiraiya starts to say something again to the Hokage, but stops and disappears too.
