CHAPTER 5: Messes out of control
KABOOOM
"Alice !!" Claudia screams worried and scared to see that the explosion hurt Alicia. she frowns at the reds and blues "You killed Alicia damn crazy people!" He shouts furiously.
"Wait it was an accident!"Church said and looks at Grif who is kneeling down "It was the fault of this fat orange who took out the grenade insurance.!"
"If you want to kill someone. Kill Grif first," Sarge said.
"Rather I will kill them all!" Claudia yells, pulling out the sword.
"Claudia wait!"a familiar voice shouts that Claudia turns back. When the smoke clears it is Alice intact without scratch.
"Alicia are you alright?" Claudia said relieved. Alicia looks back at Caboose lying on the floor. "He protected you"
"Before explotion he hugged me and covered me with his back and risked his life to save me" Alicia said looking at Caboose lying down. "Caboose-dono?" Alicia said touching Caboose's body but he doesn't react. "He's dead," Alicia said in a pale tone.
"Finally," Church said with relief. Alice looks back and frowns at Church.
"They really don't care that your friend is dead!" Alicia yells angrily and her eyes come out tears "You don't have hearts!" Everyone shouts.
"I'll call the healers!" Claudia runs to the hill back to the army.
"Calm down, Caboose is unconscious," Doc said, trying to calm Alicia.
"But he doesn't breathe," she said alarmed.
"We have a doctor," Doc said, pointing to Dr. Gray who took out the medical equipment in her purse and took out a device that is the defibrillator and approaches Caboose and kneels. It increases to 100 volts which caused the spark to come out.
"He will be my first specimen to survive in a 100-volt electric shock. Clear!" Gray shouts, slamming down the de-splitter towards Caboose's chest.
TSSSSSSSS.
"CROCANT COOKIES !!" Caboose shouts waking up suddenly.
"He's alive. He's alive hahahaha!"Dr. Gray shouts like a crazy Frankintein scientist. Alice was little scared of the doctor's reaction.
"I dreamed that I rescued a princess escaping from an orange orc" Caboose said shocked "And suddenly a black archer threw something like an explosive ball but a fat gorilla with red skin had a wooden stick and hit him against the ball as if it were baseball and landed on the head of my best friend and he shot a black witch and she returned the ball and threw it to the feet of the princess and I rescue her and that explosion hurt me and suddenly thunder hit me! "caboose explained his dream. "Wash was the archer and Sarge was the red monkey. The evil witch was Tex and the princess was the blonde princess. The orange orc was Grif."
"The black Archer was me?" Said Wash pointing to himself.
"Who do you say red gorilla!" Shouts Sarge angrily.
"You have guts to tell me witch" Tex said thundering her knuckles.
"Caboose-dono are you okay?" Alicia said.
"I'm a little sore and I feel that my head is electrified as if it were a microwave that is heating popcorn."Caboose said stupidly along with slight pain and his head was sparking.
"Alicia. i brought the healer who is going to help" Claudia said she brought a healer who brought a cane but both are surprised that Caboose is alive.
"He's fine," said Dr. Gray. "We've already revived him," he said cheerfully.
"Are you a magician too?" Claudia said surprised.
"I am a great medicine magician and I can cure and even open it inside an unknown being!" Gray said proudly. Claudia and Alicia were confused by those who said in the last part of * opening what's inside an unknown being *. Red and blue soldiers already know what kind of person Dr. Gray is.
"Well, I'm sorry for bringing you that way," Claudia told the healer.
"Don't worry Claudia-sama" said the healer but Tucker stops her.
"Hey, I can ask you a favor," he said kindly.
"Tell me"
"You can check my friend," Tucker said painfully.
"How it hurts," said the healer and lifts the cane to heal. Tucker points to the crotch. "Perverted! "she shouts blushing and raises her cane towards the crotch.
POW
"It wasn't damn harassment!" Tucker said painfully. The healer runs ashamed and angry going back up the hill where the army is.
"You have no brake to harass women," said Tex giving a pity to Tucker.
"The culprit that I hit my testicles where my future children rest is your fault and your stupid boyfriend!" Screams Tucker hurting his crotch.
"Hey guys?"Carolina said trying to endure the stupidity and immature of the blue-red soldiers.
"Well you shouldn't have said that joke. You know that Tex hates your jokes of yours," Church said reluctantly. "And you Sarge must control your soldier's fat man."
"Hey, I wasn't the only one to blame for Grif to get the grenade!" Sarge says.
"Rather, it's Vick's fault that Grif's spirit has been destroyed." Doc blames Vick.
"What? !!. I just had Grif get off the ship," Vick defends.
"* Indescribable discussions* "Sarge, Church, Vick and Tucker argued and blamed another. Carolina pulls the gun and lifts it up.
BANG.
BANG.
The two shots made the immature discussions. "Well pay attention baby bags!" Carolina shouts angrily. "Since Grif did immature things just because the pizzas are not in this fantasy world. We are stranded in this place so they approach the situation quite seriously. It is not the best time to be immature idiots. These two princesses have a Great explanation for everyone to us!"Carolina points to Claudia and Alicia "Start talking princesses" Carolina said in a serious voice.
"Well .." Claudia walks past and stops in front of the group "You were summoned by our reincarnated goddess who rules the country of Eostia and is called Cellestine Lucross."
"Cellestine Lucross" Tucker said "I heard that name before we entered the portal"
"I thought it was hallucinations on the verge of death," Simmons said lightly surprised. "That woman called us legendary warriors and guardians of God and time, we are the chosen ones!"Shouts Simmons, moored looking at his friends
"~ Nerd ~" Tucker said snapping his finger humming the song.
"~ You're a fucking Nerd ~" Grif also sings moving his body slowly.
"~ Nobody likes you ~" Sister said also snapping his finger.
"Kiss my ass fucking asses!" Simmons screams angrily. Claudia coughs upset and the others look at the princess.
"As Simmons said you have been invoked by the goddess to help us win the war that Cellestine was at war with the queen of the dark elves" Claudia said with a serious tone "It would be an honor to accept the alliance with us the seven strengths of Eostias "
"Miss Claudia," Wash said with a serious tone. "It allows us to be left alone for a few minutes," Alicia was going to say but Claudia interrupts her.
"Okay," Claudia said and touches Alicia's shoulder. "It's better they talk to each other."
"Wait here. We will be inside the ship," said Wash, pointing to the great frigate ship. The two princesses nod. The reds and blues enter the ship. Alice looks around where there are many crater and several burns on the ground, it is like there was a pitched war but I noticed some small blood stains.
Inside the ship.
"What do you tell me?" Carolina asks.
"I don't trust these women," Tex said, crossing his arms. "Who do them think, we are mercenaries?"
"Tex. i didn't want to hear your opinion," Carolina said in a grudge. "You are not part of our group."
"Whoa !. Whoa !. Whoa!" Church said trying to curb the tension "Time out !.tex, Meta and especially Vick, we are all involved in what we were reincarnated in this world. We were supposed to be reborn back in the other world. But what hell did one Cellestine drag us here? "
"We only went to the light and we have a voice saying that we are legendary warriors and guardians of God and of time. That which matters of God and time?." Meta Question.
"Ah now I remember that we have met the gods and we travel in time," Donut said, recalling the previous event.
"We said we wouldn't talk about this topic !!!" Carolina, Doc, Tucker, Simmons, Grif, Sister, Lopez all shout at the same time.
"That time trip was fun and satisfying. Eliminating the Blues and also killing Grif many times," Sarge said cheerfully. "Oh yeah"
"What?" Grif said confused.
"You traveled in time?" Washington said confused. "That is quite unusual and crazy at the same time. Carolina, do you know anything about that? "
"Nope" Carolina said looking the other way.
"You have great explanations to talk about this," Church said and begins to remember. "Wait a minute. I remember something unusual."
Flashback In season 15. EP: 21.
we see church that is in front of a strange portal.
"I felt sad that you died," Caboose said.
"HOW WHAT I DI-"
"Shhh ..." Caboose shuts Church down by putting a finger in his mouth.
"I never felt sad when you died," said Caboose sadly. "Because I couldn't imagine a world without you. But I know it's real. Now I know and it's sad. Things ... Things are fine without you. But now I know, With my other friends. Who even if you joined All together I know we'll be fine, and I know we'll be fine. Go back to heaven, Church Say hello to Loco when he arrive. It was fine too. "
"Alright!" Church shouts without patience with anger The time portal begins to close "One of you chutes, do you want to tell me what the fuck is going on?" The portal ends up closing up confusing Church. "But what current cock?!.very well. I will just try to forget that this and never happened to talk about this again. "Church starts walking back the base of Blood Gutch.
Going back to the present.
"Oh now I remember!" Church said. "Oh, yes, you traveled in time. That explains everything."
"Ah Church, you remembered my farewell and you could fire Loco!" Caboose said cheerfully.
"No. I don't know Loco" said Church.
"Ah now I remember. Do you remember if I would see you again I will hit you nuts!" Vick said cheerfully "Who among you will be the first"
"Tucker!"shout to all who were present at Vick's sacrifice.
"Grif!" Screams Tucker and realized that his friends betrayed him "Damn traitorous sons of a bi .."
"Thirty hits!" Vick shouts kicking toward the crotch.
POW
Tucker didn't feel anything "It didn't hurt me completely" He said relieved.
"My right foot," Vick said, jumping while grabbing his foot. Tucker hits his crotch and felt no pain.
"That strangers that healing woman hit me totally hard. It must be that ... I was castrated!" Screams Tucker pale. "My future children are dead. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!"Scream scared with agony and panic. "I can't believe !!" Tucker was running towards the stairs.
"What are you going to do!" Church shouts.
"To do intimate things to myself !!" Screams Tucker. Everyone was upset to hear that Tucker is going to do something disgusting.
"He will do as he did the great rock in Blood Gutch," Caboose said. everyone looks at the idiot
"Caboose don't tell me you saw it ..." Washington said.
"No ... but I heard something like * Fap Fap *"
"Dont Say nothing," said Wash.
On the outside of the ship where Alicia and Claudia are.
"Why there are few bloods on the floor," Alicia said looking at the small trail of blood until she reached a large hole. "Why is there a hole ...?"Alice follows the trail of blood and when the hole comes her eyes open suddenly when she sees that there are hundreds of charred bodies that belong to the ogres and goblins.
"What are you doing, Alice?" Claudia approaches Alicia. she answers it to the trench that is full of corpses. "For the goddess!"Claudia is shocked and almost horrified "Is that the ogres?"
"Yes ... but what happened here?" Alicia said. They listen to the heavy steps that came behind their backs.
THUD.
THUD.
THUD.
THUD.
THUD.
the two princesses turn back and find a huge object that has two steel legs.They did not know the object but it is actually Mantis.
[Identify yourself]
"Uh ... what?" Alicia said confused.
[Identify yourself or you will receive a penalty for penetrating the red and blue restriction area]
"I'm Alicia Acturus the queen of Feoh," Alicia said. The Mantis make a facial scanner.
[Alicia Acturus why have you penetrated the area?]
"Is it that the reds and blues left us alone in this area?"
[By whose order?]
"Washington?" Claudia answered.
[Washington is not in command]
"What?"
[You have two opportunities. If you respond badly. I will open fire]
"Eh ..." Alicia looks at Claudia "Is it a death threat?" Alicia said touching the holster of the sword.
[Dont. it is a warning. answer]
The mantis pulls out the two arms that are armed with machine guns and rocket launchers.
"Alicia, I'm afraid we have to fight," Claudia said, drawing the sword. Mantis noticed Claudia and scanned the body and the sword and the mark as a level E threat.
[Hostile detected]
BANG
Inside the ship
"Well let's review this. Wash and Carol are going to talk with the two princesses about the situation that is happening in the war of Cellestine and the queen of the dark elves. Well, leave that to both of us and we will all listen. Okay, "said Church.
"Well ... you are right," Doc said. "We are going to solve it peacefully and ..."
BANG
BANG
BANG
"What was those shots ?!"
"It's coming from outside!" Carolina shouts. "Everyone grab the guns !!" All the reds and blues start running. when they leave the frigate ship. They see that Alicia and Claudia are lying on the ground and their bodies are bleeding. "Shit what the hell steps ?!"
[Hostile neutralized]
"Freckles what have you done?!" Caboose shouts. Doc and Dr. Gray run to the two princesses. Carolina and Wash is shocked.
"Shit we do?" Carolina said in a pale tone. "We killed the two princesses."
"Caboose why the fuck did you put Freckles on the Mantis !?"Washington shouts angry.
"I just wanted Pecas to take a walk in the woods," Caboose said. "But Pecas didn't kill the princesses."
"But there is blood!"
"Wash. It's not real blood!" Gray screams touching the red liquid that is red paint "It's Salva Bullet !"
"With red paint," said Doc.
[Neutralize the hostile level E. I had to knock out the hostile]
"Wow Caboose how did you make Pecas scan the threats?" Doc said surprised and check Claudia's pulses.
"Well, I explained a little that monsters are dangerous to us," Caboose said.
"Good but worst of all. If they wake up we will have serious problems."Wash said looking at the hill that he remembered that Claudia and Alice's army is on the other side of the hill "If army finds out what happened to the two princesses. We will create more enemies and we will be public enemies."
"You mean these two women who are here," Grif said, pointing to the other two women who bring a supposed full armor for women. one is with long orange hair and one with short purple hair.
They all froze and look back at the two princesses who are supposedly dead but are really unconscious. All the minds of the soldiers said.
Two dead princesses (Alive) X Surbinaries (Witnesses) X Death warnings = Declaration of War. screams in the minds of Carolina, Washington, Locus, Meta.Tex, Church.Grey.
Two dead princesses (Alive) X Surbinaries (Witnesses) X Death warnings = Public enemies of all Eostiana lands. Scream in the minds of Simmons, Doc, Sarge, Donut, Lopez, vick.
two dead princesses (Alive) X Surbuniners (Witnesses) X Death warnings = More jobs. Scream in Grif's mind.
Two dead princesses (Alive) X Surbuninadoras (Witnesses) X Death warnings = More friends. Shout in Caboose's mind.
"Wait we can explain," Church said nervously.
"MURDERERS !!" the orange-haired girl shouts.
"THEY HAVE KILLED ALICE AND CLAUDIA!" The purple-haired girl shouts.
BANG
BANG
The two girls collapses because of the two shots. Everyone looks at Locus with the sniper.
"Locus, what have you done!" Church shouts.
"It's paralyzing bullets. It's not lethal," Locus said gravely. "Our last option is to knock everyone out of Alice and Claudia's army without shedding blood." All the soldiers feel the footsteps on the ground. "It seems to me that more and more will come. it will kill us. so we will use bullets and paralyzing bullets."Wash looks at Mantis
"Freckles do you have paralyzing bullets in your bullet boxes?"
[Yes]
"Freckles knocks everyone out. What will come is threat E." Wash said taking out real bullets. "Everyone use paralyzing bullets because we will do a medieval practice!"
In the other world.United Nations Space command on Earth.
Hours: 5:26
a 50-year-old man with short hair and has a terrible scar on his right cheek in an olive uniform with medals and enters a training room that is the two men of about 30 years. One is a light-skinned man with short brown hair and has a short beard and gray eyesHe had a scar in his right eye. The other man is a black-haired brunette. With black eyes.
Both men were practicing CQC. The light-skinned man raises his right fist toward the brunette and dodges it by grabbing his right arm and throws it to the floor on his back but responds by giving a potato back before falling to the ground.
"Not bad Logan" said the brunette "Another round?"
"Yes David another round!" Logan said defiantly.
"Lieutenant Valcan and Vice Admiral Walker!" The man in the military uniform shouts. Both men stop the fight.
"Admiral Vlascovich!" Logan and David yells and makes a military salute.
"Rest soldiers. I have received a mission from the Central," Vlascovich said and gestures to follow him. Logan and David follow Admiral Vlascovich to the office. "It's a rescue mission to rescue the missing battalion."
"Which battalion are we talking about?" Logan asks in a serious tone.
"It's something that will impact both of you and the other three officers who will soon be in the great hangar." The admiral said coughing. "That woman and the known group of those who talks a lot about them."
Open the door and find the five person who has chorus armor. A woman in beige armor with a light blue line.
"Hi Admiral Vlascovich"
"Hello President Kimball," Vlascovich said and sits at the desk. "You can explain to my two officers."
"What is happening?"David asks.
"Well, we have lost a battalion 5 months ago and we have not searched for traces but we have searched for a message recording that comes from an unknown location," Kimball said and takes out a device and puts it on the desk and plays it.
[HELLO!!. Someone copies me. please reply.]
[Hey, I'm not Fred! I'm Vick in flesh and blood].
[What happened Vic. How did you communicate?][
[Oh I almost forgot. I request an immediate rescue team because we are under attack from strangers]
[The mercenaries]
[not.]
[The colony]
[not!]
[The Pirates]
[no!]
[The aliens]
[Do not!!!. We are being attacked by an army of ogres that come out in the fairy tale only for children for the love of God !!!]
[What, Ogres?]
[We are in the crashed ship that I don't know where we are. They are restraining the ogres and we need help. help. help!!]
[BZZZZZZZZZZZT]
The reproduction ends. Logan and David were confused about the conversations. "Who are they?"
"It's what we are looking for and we know who they are. It's the lost battalion and it's called the reds and blues," Kimball said seriously.
"Do you have to be kidding me?" David said with a serious tone and an incredulous face.
Thanks for reading the fifth chapter. Thanks SPARTAN-626 your OC character will participate in the story. I warn you that there are three vacancies for your OC characters to participate in my story. I will answer questions to those with names.
Buried Legacy: Are there gonna be lemons in this story.
rE: If there will be lemons. Just recommend which would be the indicated couples.
GUESTS (HALO): I can imagine Carolina calling out the exposure on their "armor"
Washington removing his helmet once, then Maia flirts with him.
tucker being disgusted and angered by Vault when he tries to recruit Tucker, assuming he would join, and responding with an energy sword stab. Also having Washington come to his defense like "Yes he may be perverted but he doesn't cross forbidden lines"
"How so?"
"He didn't hit on Prim"
caboose, being mentally scarred and enraged by you know ...
Could Church Alpha return?
Simmons having a mental breakdown from several girls talking to him.
RE: That could work when the time comes when Vault recruits Tucker but he answers it.
"I am not abusive as you are deceived. I am the love doctor."
Church returned in human form. and Simmons is going to get a girlfriend to deflect him.
Danterinfernus: Poor Lopez. Nobody appreciates the robot lol
RE: Yes. poor lopez but he will do something funny in the other chapters.
sPARTAN-626 Thank you for participating in my story. See you in the other chapter.
