EPISODE 4: The disadvantage of the four idiots.
"Good guys in line!" Logan yells at Palomo, Andersmith, Jensen, and Bitters.
"Yes sir!" The four soldiers shout.
"Well, put up the tents!" Logan orders.
"Yes!" Shout the three but save one that is Bitters.
"Bitters why are you standing !!" he shouts angrily.
"I request an immediate rest !!" Bitters shouts.
"If you requested a break an hour ago," Logan said trying to endure patience.
"It makes me lazy," Bitters said.
"If you will be ... Martin !!"
"What happens?"Martin said with a frown.
"Give him a suitable job for the Griff's apprentice!"
"What do you like being lazy with?" Martin said smiling.
"Eh yes..."
10 MINUTES LATER.
"ARE YOU FUCKING KINDING ME !!" he shouts, shocked to see the shipments of weapons.
"You have to empty the cargo yourself, without the help of the other person and without tools !!" Martin shouts.
"Fuck you !!"
"You are disrespecting me. Now two shipments!" Martin shouts raising another finger.
"Shit!!"
"Now three shipments!"
"AAAAHH !!" he screams frustrated.
"Four shipments"
"Well it will be three shipments!" Bitters shouts angrily.
"This time is Four Shipments," said Martin. Bitters looks at the cargo and looks back at Martin who raises both hands and raises both fingers.
"And why the peace sign?"
"I'm making fun of you ... now move around!"
Returning with Logan.
"Rika here you have sniper ammunition and for your squad," Logan said giving the two steel ammunition box.
"Thank you Logan ... and by the way you thought you are going to do this operation now ..."Rika said seriously.
"Admiral Vlascovich ordered me to set up camp together with Martin and Marco and then I go-"
THUMP
Logan shouts internally 'Not again ...' He said before turning to Palomo and Andersmith dropped a box of bullets rolling on the ground.
"It was Palomo," Andersmith said accusing Palomo.
"If you will be a son of ..." Grunts Palomo.
"When I finish working ... I'll see you at your post ..." Logan said reluctantly. Rika approaches the ear and blows it. Logan shudders and looks at Rika. "You can stop that."
"I can't stop seeing your face ... oh don't forget my cigarette case .."
"You are ruining your health and at this step you will lose your ..."
"In what?" Rika said menacingly and kept smiling.
"N-Nothing," Logan said preventing from causing Rika's anger.
"Best good luck with your new team ..." Rika says goodbye.
"Well collect the ammunition and don't hit them that I don't want any bullet to explode ..." Logan approaches Palomo and Andersmith until he hears a frightened shriek.
"Watch out Lieutenant Logan !!" was Jensen's voice.
"What-"
THUMP !!!
Jensen was responsible. Before she screwed up, she was nailing the tent support and when she finished assembling the tent and the bracket could not resist the grip and it came out as a camtapultan guy that he would shoot out and hit Logan and the two idiots.
"Jensen !!"
"Sir!" Andersmith shouts scared.
"What?" Logan shouts angrily.
"The grenades ..." Andersmith said pointing to the ground that the grenades are on the ground.
"How the hell did I get there?" Logan said with slight fright.
"Palomo brought a box of grenades and then before Jensen threw the javelin ..." Andersmith explained.
"We're going to walk slowly ..." Logan said trying not to step on one of those grenades. Palomo grabs the grenades slowly and puts it back in the box.
"Dove what are you doing?" Logan said worried.
"I'm putting the grenades back in .."
"Then don't go remove the hook ..."
"Don't worry, I'm not as stupid as Andersmith ..."
SNAP
"My mother ..." Jensen said palely.
"SHOOT IT AWAY FROM HERE !!" Logan shouts furiously.
"AH YES!" Palomo throws the grenade upward but without realizing the grenade lands in the box where the 10 rockets are in the box. "Ah shit ..."
"You have to be kidding me ..." Jensen said ..
"Is it a curse of the reds and blues?" Logan said incredulously. "I curse Martin who accepted that damn mission of sh-"
FIUSSS.
FIUSSS
FIUSSS
"EVERYONE COVERED !!" Andersmith shouts as he throws himself to the ground avoiding the rockets.
The rockets fly up all over the camp.
"Be careful !!" he shouts alarmed. The soldiers who were protecting the perimeter dodged the five missiles and crashed into the forest that caused fire.
KABOOOOM
"Watch out girls !!Jensen shouts to see that the missile flew to the makeshift bathroom that was the women doing their needs that caused the other men to shout happily.
"Yaaaay !!" they shout happily.
"Noooooooo !!!" Shouts the embarrassed women hiding their parts.
"Oh, it's not going to the frigate ship!Logan shouts. The missile enters the window that was in the dining room and exploits the cooked food that when remembering that today's menu was special is the pea noodles cooked by nurse Shizuka the busty number one of the women's battalion.
"NOOOO !!!"
"THE FOOD MADE BY THE BUSTY GODDESS!" Shouts one of the dying soldiers.
"DEMONS !!" Palomo shouts. "I wanted to eat Shizuka-sama's food !!"
"But I am your girlfriend !!"
"You are a board !!"
"INSENSITIVE!!!"
the ten rockets enter but those rockets were not the common ones were those provided and bounced like bullets against the metal walls inside.
BLING
BLING
BLING
Soldiers dodge and officers duck. a rocket enters the admiral's office that he is sitting drinking coffee quietly while the rocket is bouncing everywhere in the office and he gets up and lowers his head letting the rocket out.
All the rockets stopped launching, but the two rockets were missing, one was where Martin and Bitters were, that in the end the rocket had a special content that is something that he will not like.
"MOTHERFUCKER!!"
KABOOOM
"MY EYES MY EYES !!" Bitters shouts running blindly "MY MOUTH !!!"He cough furiously.
"I can't breathe ... I need a doctor!" Martin falls on the floor.
As for another rocket. It was too far to reach a certain destination that the four winds asked to give a lesson to such a cameraman.
"Damn VictorI hope he kneels before me and apologizes a lot when he releases my new movie ... "Jax said he's repairing his camera.
FIUUUUUU
"What is noise?" Jax said and looks at the sky "Oh god. Somebody shot me," he said in a pale tone.
KABOOOOM
"BURN!" He screams in pain.
returning with the Sarotoga Battalion. Logan and Martin had to make a mandatory punishment to the four responsible.
"I am a piece of garbage !!"Logan shouts singing while Martin throws land in the face of the four idiots: Jensen, Palomo, Andersmith and Bitters who are doing sit-ups.
"I am a piece of garbage !!" Sing the four.
"I was trained by another idiot !!" Logan shouts.
"I was trained by another idiot!" sing the four.
"I'm a stupid as Caboose !!" Logan shouts.
"I'm a stupid as Caboose !!"
"I'm a fat man as Grif !!" Logan screams angrily.
"I'm a fat man as Grif !!" Screams the four.
"I'm a nerd as Simmons !!" Logan screams.
"I'm a nerd as Simmons !!sing all four.
"I'm a very masturbator as Tucker !!" Logan shouts.
"I am a very masturbator as Tucker!!"
They lasted two hours of punishment until they tired and retaliated against Logan and Martin's anger.