BREAK TIME 07: Survival lessons in a fantasy world.
"Hi viewers. I'm your friend Jax Jones!" He shouts in front of the camera. "You'll wonder why I'm recording!he shouts looking at the camera "Because today will be my second survival program. Today it will be that I will teach you how to survive in an unknown world where I was transported by a portal that swallowed me and my nakamas!"
"Who told you that we are your nakamas ..." Victor said leaving the screen "and apart why are you going to show them your survival program? ..." He asks ironically. "I've never seen your progress in real life ..."
"Shut up now. I'm taking advantage of the opportunity since we're in the other world ... "Jax said shouting at Victor.
Victor sighs annoyed "Well do what you want but if something serious happens to you. Don't even dare to bother me ..."
"Okay ... well that won't be the bauble where a muscular man who teaches you how to survive the forest ... will be the lessons of survival in a fantasy world ..."
Step number one: look for the fundamental objects.
"Well the first step is to look for fundamental elements that would be money and food ... so we will do this through your knowledge of earning easy money ..." Jax said and throw the dice at roulette "I bet everything! "shouts Jax.
"Hey, it wouldn't be better to participate in a fight to win some money ..." Luca said with folded arms.
"I count on my luck, so ..."
"17 of the black wins ..."
Jax stares at where his bag of money has him dragged by the winner. He looks at Luca and puts puppy eyes.
"Lend me some money, Luca-onne-sama"
"Let's go idiot ..." Luca said annoyed dragging Jax out of the casino.
"One more game!" Jax is holding his hand.
"No .." Luca said.
"C'mon c'mon c'mon!" Shouts Jax demanding.
"The winner is for this reptile skin knight ..."He said introducing T.J (Tucker Junior) who had many coins and is the winner of roulette.
"Good at making money was not as planned ..." Jax said disappointed and looks at Luca "Hey how do you make money?" Moves the camera recorded to Luca.
"Do not point me to this object ... in my response I killed for objectives and then war missions and thus earned money ..." He replied annoyed.
"Ah ... we better go for the next step ..." Jax said.
step number two: Make a Barter
"The step is where you should exchange ..." Jax said where he is recording in a magic potions shop. "The main one is that you must obtain an important object that will serve for the future ... such as this one ..." He said pointing to the potion that it is a red liquid. "Miss, how much is this?"
"Cost 500, the most powerful and effective potion to increase the essence and little of afrosdiac ..."
"Would you like to exchange something ..." Jax said seductively.
"Ah I know that look ..." said the young lady smiling.
"Do you want to see my bird?Jax said moving his eyebrows flirtatiously.
"You also want to see mine ..." He said showing a seductive expression.
"Eh?" Open your eyes suddenly and look in the crotch for a lump.
10 seconds later
"YOU ARE A SON OF A BITCH. FUCKING TRANSPHOBIC! "the angry *lady* shouts is being stopped by Victor who is grabbing her back.
"Run Jax run!" Victor screams angrily. Jax runs faster leaving the store.
step number three: Weapons and Equipment.
"Good is the step where we have to prepare the necessary equipment for adventures ..."Jax said and look back where Luca and Victor are talking to a blacksmith who owns this place. "Well Victor and Junior have a good advanced equipment. while I have a poor team and I want to wear a full and long sword "Jax grabs the sword and begins to move" Swig Swig Swig and cut and- "Unintentionally Jax hit the sword where the armor dummy that fell from back.
CLACK
CKACK
CLACK
CLACK
CLACK
Jax looks at where the five armors were broken and fell like domino.
"Who is going to pay for all this?" The Owner said angrily.
"Victor?" Jax said scared and looks at Victor who is with Luca.
"Is this sword good for you?" Victor ignores Jax.
"Ah yes ..." Luca said she is also ignoring.
"Hey friends, partners, brothers ..."
"You are going to pay me!"
"Ahhhhhhh!"
Step number four: The Journey.
"Well, the step is where you must guide the compass pointing to the destination you must follow ..." Jax said opening the compass.
"Where did you get the compass?" Luca asks looking at the strange compass.
"I bought it in the last kingdom we were last time ..." Jax said and looks at the compass. "Let's go that way!" Jax shouts pointing out where there is a horrible terror-style road.
"Wouldn't it be better this way?Luca said there is another clear path.
"Let's go that shortcut that points to Eldonia so let's go!"
"Better let Jax do it alone and we'll go another way ..." Jax said in a whisper.
"I agree ..." Luca said attending.
5 hours later.
Jax leaves the other side of the horrible road. He looked ruined and had many thorns all over his body until he had a plant that is biting his butt.
"Ah you came just time ..."Victor said Luca arrived along with Junior.
"How did nothing happen to you. And why didn't you all follow me !?"
"Well, we were about to build the tent and eat something until you showed up," Victor said.
"Well at least you're not dead ..Luca said disappointed.
"Sons of a Bitch.." Jax growls.
Last Step: The Battle
"Well that's the last stepAlthough this is simple, I am now in a very serious situation and there are three rules that are important:
RULE NUMBER ONE: Be Fast.
RULE NUMBER TWO: Don't stop.
RULE NUMBER THREE: Whatever happens. Do not look back. Wish me luck! "Jax yells nervously and turns the camera. "TAKE ALL THE BOOTY AND GET OUT OF HERE !!" Shouts where Victor and Luca appear killing the five bandits. Jax grabs the bag full money and runs leaving the ship.
"COME BACK HERE DAMNED SONS OF BITCHES!"the angry pirate shouts shooting with musket.
BANG
Well let's see the result of the votes.
For the Spanish my land natal: 5 votes of *YES* for the lemons.
For those who are reading in English: Three votes of * Yes *. and a two votes of * No *
So in total they are:
LEMONS: 8 VOTERS.
NO LEMONS: 2 VOTERS.
Well, there will be lemons.