"Please fuck me, mercury vapor!" said the sodium lamp "Yesssss! My mercury is inside you!" said the mercury lamp "I want my mercury inside you! I want my mercury inside your fucking ass!" said the mercury lamp As we all saw the mercury lamp and sodium lamp start having sex in unison, the electricity suddenly shut off. As everyone watched they all turned to look at me, as I was shocked and turned to the side. "WHAT?!" said the mercury lamp. "WHAT?!" "It's like it's a ghost!" I started laughing, I couldn't believe they didn't know that it was electricity, but there was still electricity that was inside me, even if it didn't want to be. "No! My mercury is inside that mercury vapor!" said the mercury lamp and the sodium lamp started having sex again. "You fucking idiot! Do you know how dangerous that mercury is!" said the sodium lamp "What do you mean!? It is safe!" "No but the voltage is too high to do that!" said the mercury lamp